Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Uki's pleasures and pain ❯ Chapter 8

Something for the readers: This part goes out to all the people who like this couple. Also, if anyone wants me to request a certain ham couple for a Hamtaro lemon, send some mail. Finally, beware of the Smiley Virus out now, because there's only one firewall out now that it can't penetrate (the software costs about $250, but it's well worth every penny). Here's a spoiler as well, the last chapter of this WILL be a 'sour' one, so I'm letting you know ahead of time. Now on with the show.

Pashmina lead Dexter to her private safe haven that only she knew about. But after today, Dexter would also know about it as well. "Now you have to promise that you won't say a word to any of our friends about my little 'pad', okay Dexter?" asked Pashmina.

"You have my word." Dexter answered.

"Good."

Upon arrival, Pashmina removed her scarf from Dexter's eyes and placed it around her neck again. "Here we are," she said.

"Hiff hiff, smells like heaven." said Dexter.

"Cute."

"What?"

"Don't get too cocky, I'm only doing this because I owe you one."

"Actually we didn't-"

"Which is why I owe you one."

"Pashmina, please..."

"Dexter, you do want to do this with me, right?"

"Of course I do, what makes you think otherwise?"

"I knew you would."

"Pashmina, how many times must I confess my love for you?"

"You've done it enough, Dexter... if not too much."

This began the schmubby-wubby [lemme know if I spelled that right people] routine. Dexter and Pashmina huddled close and rubbed cheeks, kissed, held each other in his/her arms, etcetera, all of which led to Dexter laying Pashmina on her back. "Dexter, be gentle okay, I'm still hurting from our last encounter?" Pashmina plead.

"Of course." Dexter answered. "And it won't hurt you this time like it did in our last encounter." He then began to rub Pashmina's white fur, which to both of them, was soothing to the senses. Pashmina even cooed from this, coaxing Dexter to pleasure her further. One thing I learned from Maxwell is that certain girls like this sort of thing. he thought as Pashmina cooed him on, I wouldn't call this 'foreplay' like they do in the books though, but I guess it makes sense.

I wonder, Pashmina thought as she cooed, if I were to end up with Howdy, would he treat me like this? Nah, he'd probably expect me to laugh at his lame stand-up jokes and one-shot lines. It would probably bore me afterwhile... I though that I would have to worry about those two fighting over me for the rest of my life though, but I'm glad I was wrong on that account.

But still, I probably would've preferred Dexter over Howdy anyway. I hope my relationship with Dexter is a good one like Hamtaro and Bijou. And if not, maybe Dex and I can be close like Sandy and Maxwell... hmmm. Pashmina sat up and gave her loving look to Dexter again, she was ready for the other pleasure now. Dexter nodded and put his partner on her back, but Pashmina rolled over on all fours. Please let this be painless. she mentally worried.

"Which way do you want it?" asked Dexter.

He's so considerate, "I don't care, whichever way makes you happier."

"Then I'll start from the rear and work my way to the front."

"Fine."

Dexter grabbed Pashmina's rear and impaled her again, making his pink scarfed partner wince a bit, but she cooed afterward. Dexter wanted to play safe, but he also wanted to play instictively. Slow and steady, wins the race... or in this case, the mate.

Pashmina felt a bit uncomfortable with this, "Pull out, this isn't kosher." she told Dexter.

"Take a deep breath." Dexter told Pashmina and she complied, then he slowly pulled out of Pashmina's rear, being careful not to tear anything with his barbs [for those of you that are confused, barbs are nerve ending that usually scrape the inside of the female, and they can do some damage if males aren't careful]. "Did I hurt you?"

"No, but taking a 'backseat driver' just doesn't feel right."

"So I tak it you want to be on your back again?"

"No, I just don't want you to drive me that way."

"....That was a bad pun."

"It's also a true one."

"Okay, bring it up some."

Pashmina rose her hindquarters and Dexter took the front without making his partner wince, or the like. "Ready?" asked Dexter.

"Do I have to answer that?" Pashmina countered his question.

"Thought you already did..."

"Just fuck me, smartass."

And that Dexter did, with good results as well... it only took him four minutes to get Pashmina to climax. After doing so, he dismounted his partner, "Satisfied?" he asked with a smirk on his face.

Pashmina stood and turned to him, "Not yet." she answered, knocking Dexter to him back. She began riding on top of him, "I'm sorry Dex, but Highway 69 goes two ways." she gigled and on they went. She was making sure she made Dexter climax. She rod him, but got tired quickly, which is where Dexter took over. Another four minutes passed by and Dexter pulled out of her again. "Why'd you leave me this time?" asked Pashmina.

Shhhhprrrreeeetz, all over her white-furred chest and belly.

"Oh..."

"You wanted to end up like Penelope?" Dexter asked her.

"My name's Pashmina, not Bijou."

"Hmf, now who's the smartass?"

This newly bred couple shared some laughs and began to kushi kushi. Once it was over, Dexter walked Pashmina home paw in paw. "You know my precious, this is the starting of a beautiful relationhsip." said Dexter.

"But of course." said Pashmina.

"Ah, that 'Dexter Lizard' aimed to please..."

"Yeah, but it can really 'spit' a mouthful."

And more laughter was given....