Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ Uki's pleasures and pain ❯ Chapter 13
Something for the readers: Okay peeps, I'm writing this in the middle of the night, because it just hit me. This chapter is where Oxnard fucks Pepper. Yeah, yeah, I know, "Booooooooo, Hisssssssssss. Why are you spoiling this chapter for us?" I know, but this is only a portion of what happens. "Is there a point to read it now, now that I know what happens?" you say? Yes, there is a point in reading this chapter.... Because what happens here, WILL take you completely off guard.
Three days have passed since that day where Jam and Oxnard have exchanged pictures of their sweethearts. In that time period, Boss introduced Hamina to the crew, Jam brought Roll to meet the other hams, and Miri came back to the clubhouse. Now the hams discuss the things they were planning on doing for their party at lunch. "So, now that our little shindig is but a few days away, how's everyone doing?" asked Boss.
"Good." answered Roll. "And Boss, I wanted to say I'm sorry about when we met and all. You too, Stan and Howdy."
"I can let it slide." Boss said, then gave a hearty laugh.
"No biggy, I just had to prove you wrong." said Stan.
"I ain't no momma's ham!" yelled Howdy.
"Yes you are." said Dexter. "Who are you bringing anyway?"
"I'll probably ask Hannah to go with me."
Oxnard sighed, "At least you guys will be able to go..." he said.
"Poor Oxnard..." Hamtaro trailed off.
"That reminds me Ox," said Jam. "I have a little gift for yee."
"Really?"
"Yup. Before I brought Roll along, I found the perfect pick-me-up gift for you. I put it in the clubhouse, so lemme fetch it for ya."
With that said, Jam went to get his friend's gift. "I wonder what it is..." Sandy said.
"An instant girlfriend." said Stan.
Sandy smacked her brother, "Don't make me get the rope..."
Jam came back with a big present. "Okay Ox, open it up... and you're welcome." he said. With that, Jam put his visor over his eyes and began to gig.
"Well, let's see what's inside this thing." said Oxnard as he pulled the red ribbon.
"What do you think is inside?" asked Pashmina.
"Probably some Mackleberries." answered Roll. "We Ra's Hamsters enjoy these tasty nuts."
"Ev-ry body boo-gie," Jam sang while he danced, "tiiiiime to boogie! Oh oh-oh whoa oh-oh!"
Pulling the ribbon, the box fell over and out came his present. Seing this, Jam aborted his game and turned his attention to the hams. "Howdy partners, how y'all doing today?"
"Hey you guys, it's Pepper." said Hamtaro and everyone came to greet her, except for Jam. For once, he was actually doing something rare, standing still.
"It sure is nice to see y'all again." said Pepper. She walked up to Bijou and gave her a hug, then approached Oxnard. "And how have you been, sugar?"
"I've been okay, you?" Oxnard answered.
"Okay, what d'ya mean okay? You mean to tell me that after not seeing your face in such a long time, you're okay that I'm finally here?!" her tone was mad.
"Why so upset?"
"You lugnut, I should've known. With all the seeds you eat, you probably didn't care at all that it's been five whole months." Tears began to form in Pepper's eyes. "I'm starting to think that you... you don't care about lil ol' me at all."
Oxnard, oddly, saw this coming... "I would like to have a chat with you. Follow me."
"NO, I'm not gonna!"
"Pepper, please, I promise to explain on the way."
Pepper was still angry, "...I give in, but this had better be good to just act like this after not seeing me for almost half a year..."
Oxnard led Pepper into the tall grass, leaving most of the other hams confused as hell. "Something's totally wrong with this picture." said Sandy.
Stan conked his sister across the head, "I told you his date would be in there, but no... You thought I was fresh." he said, "Sandy, I wanna hear you take it back this instant."
"You jerk, how can you think about yourself at a time like this? Not too long ago, Oxnard was in total sadness because Pepper wasn't here with him, now it's like, he seems like he doesn't even care..."
"Ham males in love never show it in front of their peers, sis. It's considered a sign of vunerability."
"I'm glad I wasn't the only that saw this." said Jam.
The hams turned his way, "Could you please explain this, because I'm sorta confused." said Hamtaro.
"It was a decoy to his true feelings. I saw it in a movie once; I guy and his maiden were happily living together and his love leaves on a journey. Two years later, she returned to her love. Full of joy, he hid it from his friends until he had the maiden alone, then he made sure no other man could claim her, for he claimed her for himself and they lived happily ever after."
"That's soooo romantic." said Sandy, dreamy eyed.
"It's also a true story."
"Interesting." said Hamina.
"Yup, and there's only one song I can think of right now."
"Jam, you better not." shot Roll.
But Jam sung it anyway. "Ei Monyan, Ei Monyan, Eeeeeei Moooon-ya-ahn. Ei Monyan, Ei Monyan, Oxy's Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei Mon-ya-ahn!"
Roll just shook her head. "In english please?" asked Pashmina.
"I'm not saying it." said Roll.
"Sure Pashy." said Jam, then he explained. "The Frabian phrase, 'Ei Monyan' means, 'Balls will cry.' Usually this is sung before certain rights of passage which involve courting, or at the end of weddings before the bride and groom go on their honeymoon. Or when the uki uki starts to brew..."
Sandy's ribbon went straight for Jam, but the agile ham blocked it, and pulled the ribbon from her. "Gimme back my ribbon." she said.
"You'll have to weild that better to strike me." Jam said, then tossed the ribbon back to Sandy. "I meant no offense, mind you, but it's tradition."
"So what you're saying is..." Hamtaro put it all together, "Oxy's balls are gonna cry?"
"Yup." answered Stan. "Meaning that he's gonna get some."
Oxnard led Pepper to a tree, "Well, out with it already." Pepper said.
"Hee hee." Oxnard said, approaching Pepper.
Pepper was slowly backing into the tree. "Hey, what's the deal?"
"The deal is I had to cloak my feelings from our friends."
"Why in the good graces would you do that?"
"Because I already poured it out to them, not it's your turn."
"...I don't get it."
"Pepper, it's been a long five months since we last saw each other on the farm, and I've been waiting for you to get here. You see, there's a party coming up I want to go to and now that you're here I can. But before we go, I'm going to seal something."
"Uh... what exactly?"
Oxnard wrapped his arms around Pepper, "I've been wanting your touch for so long, it felt like forever being away from you this long. You don't know how much I would cry my heart out because I was so lonely, now... I have my chance to do it."
"Do it, do what?"
"Make you mine, and I'm not taking no for an answer. Why, because I love you too much... and I fear I may never get this chance again."
"Oxnard, what are you saying?"
"I.... oh screw it, no more sweetening it up, Pepper. I missed you so much that I'd kill. I've been friendly with too many rocks for this, I wanna fuck you, Pepper... but, not in that sense.
"I want to, in the sense of, pleasing you with love, and not carnal lust. I wanna kiss the real Pepper, my Pepper, not the mere picture of Pepper that a carry around. How do I say it in your terms....."
"You wanna ride me like a cowboy does a bull at a rodeo?"
"No... I wanna ride you like a bronco rides a mare in May."
Pepper's face turned red, ".....Oh my..."
Oxnard approached Pepper, he held her against the tree, but Pepper had stopped him, "Hold on Oxy, not so fast." said Pepper. "I need to see how much will you got before this happens."
"Fine by me." Oxnard said.
"Good, now hold still, this might tingle."
Tingle? No, words couldn't describe the pleasure that was running through Oxnard's body. Pepper took Oxnard into her mouth, not that she had much of a choice, since Oxnard had mouted her face. After a minute, Oxnard pulled out of Pepper's mouth, only to gick all over her face. Pepper was happy none of it go into her hair, "I tell you what," she began, "this stuff's stickier than home made molasses."
"Um, is that a good thing?" asked Oxnard.
"Of course, it's almost as thick, but I'm okay with you."
"You don't think I'm small, do you?"
"Oxy, you have five sixths of an inch of pole, you aren't small."
[Hey, that's not funny you readers. Just consider this much, the average height of the ham-hams (excluding Penelope of course) is 7 cms, which is 2 and 7/8 inches. Besides, Maxwell's got the biggest rod of the male hams at 1 and 1/4 inches. It's amazing what you'll find on the internet...]
"How did you..."
"Measuered you while you slept, so no, this isn't the first time i've consumed you."
"And you were going to tell me when?"
"That's not important. You gonna ride me now, or what?"
Oxnard backed Pepper into the tree and began to bang her, hearing her squeal his name was music to his ears. If I should die now, I'll be a happy ham. he thought.
"Uki, Oxnard, uki, Oxnard." Pepper squealed. [good, it's back to this now.]
"Pepper, I love you."
"I know, and I you, Oxy."
"I've waited a long time for this..."
Who are you telling, you city slicker, "I wanna, be on my back. Uki, lay me down, uki."
"Uki... Patience my dear Pepper, u-ki, patience."
"U-ki, I've been patient long e--Uki--nough, lay me down."
Women, always so demanding when it comes to sex... Oxnard squealed an uki, it's always about 'I wanna do it this way.' or 'No, you're not doing it right.' or 'That's not where my G-spot is.' or 'Your dick don't stay hard long enough.' Here's a good one fellas, 'Way to go, quicksilver.' or how about, 'Sloths fuck longer than we do.' Why can't women just say something a guy would say, like 'Damn, I need a cigarillo. That was great shit.' or 'Baby, let's keep it good like this.' or 'Ooooooooh yea-yeah!'
"Thrust harder, stop cheaping me."
"I'm sorry, I'm not the 'quickie' type, Pepper. I just wanna take it nice and sl-looooow."
"Oh. Fine, but you better go the distance."
And that fellas, is an example of how to counter women who are picky fuckees.
Damn hamsters, who says they aren't people too? After a while, Pepper put Oxnard on his back, pushing him out of her crotch. "My turn, Oxy. Kick back." said Pepper.
"Sure." said Oxnard, Now I get a break. he then thought.
"Here I go."
"Ride 'em, cowgirl."
Pepper bobbed on Oxnard's waist, making more moaning--Wait, let's try this again. It was now Pepper's turn to mount Oxnard and she did, making him moan her name over and over again. She followed suit as well, "This is enjoyable." she said. "You make me feel good, Oxy."
"You took the words from me, Pepper." Oxnard said, then moaned.
"You're beating."
"I am?"
"Yep, so hold it back."
Three minutes passed by and Oxnard was ready to pop another cork, but Pepper wouldn't let him. "Can I now?" he asked.
"If you really love me, you'll hold it in." Pepper answered.
"How long?"
"I'll let you know."
"O-kay."
After four minutes, Pepper made Oxnard take the rear, she was still mounted on him, of course. "Now?" Oxnard asked.
"Almost, sugar." Pepper answered, then thought, I have to go first, that and when you go, I want you feeling it. I'm almost there, sugar. Oxnard was ready to blow, he didn't moan, nor did Pepper, because she didn't want to set him off. Eventually, Pepper arched her back in climax and let Oxnard remount her. Oxnard had his eyes tightly closed as he pumped into her rear. "Pepper... is it okay now?" he asked.
"Whenever you're ready." Pepper answered, then cooed.
Oxnard tightened his grip around Pepper's waist, then he saw something... a continuous stream fly through the air, which was odd for him, because his eyes were closed. I can see myself climax? he thought, Scary...
"Geez, aren't you done yet?" asked Pepper. "You've been lettin loose for a minute now?"
"Nope."
"Great, I made your balls cry."
Oxnard was actually hit hard from his release, his whole body was quivering,which is normal when your balls cry... or so I've heard. Oxnard lay right next to Pepper, his heart beating quickly, he was happy to lay the crush of his life, however.... Man, this isn't a good sign, I mean it's good that my heart isn't racing anymore, but... this is bad. "Pepper, hold me tight, my love." he said.
"Of course." Pepper obliged.
I... don't like this.... not... one... bit.
Oxnard's heartbeat was slowing down, Pepper rested her head on Oxnard's chest and heard its slow beating, then, no beating at all. "Sugar, sugar, Oxy, hey, gimme some sort of sign..." Pepper was now starting to get scared. She was so scared, that she curled her paw into a fist and socked Oxnard dead in his chest. His heart gave a beat, but nothing more. A few more punches resulted in a few more beats, but nothing after that. She looked at him; Oxnard's eyes were open, but Pepper was still scared. Don't you die on me, sugar. she thought. Then she noticed something, his eyes were blinking, then he sat up. I don't like this... he's moving around, but has no heartbeat. Pepper thought, I don't know if he's alive or not. I better got get some help. "Oxy, if you can hear me, take my paw." she then said.
Oxnard looked at her and obliged. Pepper listened for a heartbeat, but there wasn't one... so she ran to the others, hoping they would know what to do. But what Pepper didn't realize, and didn't want to realize is that Oxnard was dead.
Say it ain't so, please don't kill Oxy, find out what happens next time...