Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction / Psych Fan Fiction ❯ Don't Drink The Skele-Gro ❯ 67. Playing the Melody ( Chapter 62 )

Okay. To warn you all, I can't write songs. Seriously. However, I started writing this months ago and  I finally finished. I tried to make it Shawn-like, but I'm not sure it came across properly. I did have fun writing it, though.

 

By the way, my ankle still hurts... :(

 

 

The Sorting Hat Song

by Shawn Spencer

 

Chorus:

Oh, I am the Sorting Hat.

And yes, I am all that.

And if you dare think otherwise

I'll smack you with cat.

 

My job is truly dope

And soon you will agree.

But before your sad young minds I grope:

A bit of history.

 

A thousand years ago,

Four wizards made this school

So that wizards in training know

Which charms are super cool.

 

The four did not play games,

Had no creativity.

They created houses with their names

For their proclivity.

 

The children they did sort

Into each different house

According to what was their forte.

They were pulled with fifteen gauss.

 

Chorus:

Oh, I am the Sorting Hat.

And yes, I am all that.

And if you dare think otherwise

I'll smack you with a cat.

 

Gryffindor is for the brave.

These peeps, they know no fear.

Without thinking, other folks they'll save.

Their lives are not austere.

 

Ravenclaw is for the smart.

No morons welcome there.

And if you let their studies start

You'll see they never err.

 

Hufflepuff's not full of losers,

But loyal, working folk,

Who refuse to wail on abusers.

Instead, they tell a joke.

 

Slytherin is full of pride

For its cunning and street smarts.

They'll gladly give another's hide

To save their private parts.

 

So put me on your head

And let me read your mind.

Unless you happen to be dead,

A place for you I'll find.

 

Chorus:

Oh, I am the Sorting Hat.

And yes, I am all that.

And if you dare think otherwise

I'll smack you with a cat.

 

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