Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ A Thousand Words Paint a Picture ❯ Puppy Dog Tails ( Chapter 5 )

Vernon discovered there was a right way and a wrong way to play with Marge. The right way required him being a knight to her damsel, a cowboy to her Indian squaw, a wolf to her Riding Hood.

They were playing the wrong way when Daddy trudged into Marge’s bedroom that Sunday afternoon. His face had gone slack with shock, then turned as purple as an aubergine upon seeing both of his children dressed in princess outfits. Daddy punished both of them for this crime against decency (his words), but Marge got it far worse.

“My son ain’t no Nancy-boy!”