Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Behind the Door ❯ Chapter 1
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
James’ eyes went wide with horror, his hand mere inches away from the handle.
“Oh!!! OH GOD MOONEY!!! JUST LIKE THAT!!! AH!!!! DON’T STOP!!!” He heard his best mate and partner in crime moan from the other side of the dormitory door. “GAH!!!”
“I suppose you like that eh, Sirius?” James could hear the smirk of satisfaction, oozing from every pore of Remus’ voice, not truly realizing that voices don’t have pores.
Sirius howled, bringing the boy out of his thoughts. “Oh…my god…what in the bloody hell is going on in there?”
“No! Don’t stop Remie!!!” Sirius was actually whimpering.
“What the!?” James slammed his ear against door.
“I…just thought…” If Remus’ voice could sound any smirkier, than it did right then. “We could try a new POSITION!”
“OH!!! GOD REMUS!!!!”
James jumped away from the door, only to slam it back again, wondering if he should make a peephole.
Did her really want to see what was going on?
“Right like tha-”
“OHH!!! YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!!”
I knew they were friends…and they were close…but I had no idea they were THAT close…James pondered to himself.
“Okay…” Remus’ exhausted voice said, hearing a small thump, no doubt, leaning against the headboard, and Sirius whimpering. “I’m tired. Besides…we wouldn’t want James or Peter catching us like this now do we?”
“I don’t CARE Remus! I want another GO!!!”
James hears Remus sigh. “Alright…One more go…”
“HEY!!” James jumps at the voice behind him.
“Hhhhi Peter.”
“What are you doing!? Didn’t you need to get a book for your next class?”
Book? What’s a book?
They heard a long moan followed by a howl. Apparently it’s Mooney’s turn…
Peter looks horrified at the door. “ Is something going on in there?” He questioned, making a move for the door but James puts a hand on his shoulder, spinning him around, and pushing him in the opposite direction.
“Hey! Let’s go stalk Evans or something! I bet she’s in the Great Hall! When we get there we can get something to eat!”
“Oookay…But are they alright in here?” There was a low moan.
“Don’t know. Don’t care. GO!”
III
Sirius rolled over, sighing contently. “Remus?”
“Yes Sirius? Remus asks tiredly.
“Thank you…that hit the spot.”
“Obviously. With all of that racket you were making…”
“Well you made no objections when I returned the favor.”
Remus smiled. “I didn’t realize how good that felt…”
“But you ARE a GOD!!! When did you become so FLEXIBLE!!!?? My leg just WOULDN’T stop shaking!”
“Its…. its not flexibility Padfoot…”
“AH!!! SO MODEST!! But seriously,” He laughed at his own pun, putting his serious face back on. “This DOES NOT leave this room! I don’t want this turning into a poof rumor.”
“Likewise” Remus grinned.
Sirius gave Remus a light kiss. “Thanks for the scratch mate.”
“Oh!!! OH GOD MOONEY!!! JUST LIKE THAT!!! AH!!!! DON’T STOP!!!” He heard his best mate and partner in crime moan from the other side of the dormitory door. “GAH!!!”
“I suppose you like that eh, Sirius?” James could hear the smirk of satisfaction, oozing from every pore of Remus’ voice, not truly realizing that voices don’t have pores.
Sirius howled, bringing the boy out of his thoughts. “Oh…my god…what in the bloody hell is going on in there?”
“No! Don’t stop Remie!!!” Sirius was actually whimpering.
“What the!?” James slammed his ear against door.
“I…just thought…” If Remus’ voice could sound any smirkier, than it did right then. “We could try a new POSITION!”
“OH!!! GOD REMUS!!!!”
James jumped away from the door, only to slam it back again, wondering if he should make a peephole.
Did her really want to see what was going on?
“Right like tha-”
“OHH!!! YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!!”
I knew they were friends…and they were close…but I had no idea they were THAT close…James pondered to himself.
“Okay…” Remus’ exhausted voice said, hearing a small thump, no doubt, leaning against the headboard, and Sirius whimpering. “I’m tired. Besides…we wouldn’t want James or Peter catching us like this now do we?”
“I don’t CARE Remus! I want another GO!!!”
James hears Remus sigh. “Alright…One more go…”
“HEY!!” James jumps at the voice behind him.
“Hhhhi Peter.”
“What are you doing!? Didn’t you need to get a book for your next class?”
Book? What’s a book?
They heard a long moan followed by a howl. Apparently it’s Mooney’s turn…
Peter looks horrified at the door. “ Is something going on in there?” He questioned, making a move for the door but James puts a hand on his shoulder, spinning him around, and pushing him in the opposite direction.
“Hey! Let’s go stalk Evans or something! I bet she’s in the Great Hall! When we get there we can get something to eat!”
“Oookay…But are they alright in here?” There was a low moan.
“Don’t know. Don’t care. GO!”
III
Sirius rolled over, sighing contently. “Remus?”
“Yes Sirius? Remus asks tiredly.
“Thank you…that hit the spot.”
“Obviously. With all of that racket you were making…”
“Well you made no objections when I returned the favor.”
Remus smiled. “I didn’t realize how good that felt…”
“But you ARE a GOD!!! When did you become so FLEXIBLE!!!?? My leg just WOULDN’T stop shaking!”
“Its…. its not flexibility Padfoot…”
“AH!!! SO MODEST!! But seriously,” He laughed at his own pun, putting his serious face back on. “This DOES NOT leave this room! I don’t want this turning into a poof rumor.”
“Likewise” Remus grinned.
Sirius gave Remus a light kiss. “Thanks for the scratch mate.”