Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Candy Canes and Chocolate ❯ Bad Touch ( Chapter 1 )

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Sirius had decided that he was going to hex whoever had giving Remus the candy cane he was now sucking on. Sirius sent a glare in the werewolf's direction as he shifted in his seat, trying to better conceal his developing problem. And to think that he had though it would be impossible to be this horny in the middle of History of Magic. Evidently, anything was possible.

Remus was awake but barely listening to Professor Binns lecture. His mind was wandering again, to the hopeless thought of being with Sirius Black. The man was straight, for Godric's sake! He didn't want to ruin their friendship either. He absentmindedly took a lick of one of candy canes he still had from they're last trip to Hogsmeade and looked over to the object of his forbidden fantasies. He pouted slightly, Is he mad at me? What did I do?

Sirius Black prided himself on a few key points. First was his ability to get in and out of trouble with practiced ease. Second was his irresistible charm to men and women alike, which had proven infoulable in all but one case. Third -and most importantly to him- was his ability to piss off all members of his family in one fell sweep. Usually with anything he said or did. He was a master of getting anything he put his mind too, but a certain werewolf had gone and fucked up his record.

His eyes raked over the lean man across from him once more starting with that accursed little pink tongue that had been his undoing in the first place. It had been in third year, during their first trip to Hogsmede that it had happened. They had stopped into Honeydukes and picked up more candy then they could carry. Remus had been coerced -or rather dared- to buy, and eat, a bloodpop. After all, he was a vicious man-eating werewolf, what was a little blood to him?

Sirius had watched in rapt attention as the boy had screwed up his nose and leaned in for a first taste, his tongue darting out to explore the surface of the sweet. His mind had run away with him as he imagined putting that muscle to better use.

And that was when he had realized just how badly he wanted to snog the living crap out of Remus James Lupin.

Finally Professer Binns lecture and class came to a close. Remus set the candy cane between his teeth as he began putting his books into his bag. If he kept his mind on his books he wouldn't be so horribly tempted to look at his best mate. If he did that now, he'd end up in a very embarrassing situation. All he dared risk was a glance at the moment.

Sirius began to plot as he took his time getting his things together. With History of Magic behind them all that was left was dinner. Which meant that if he took long enough he'd be left along in a room with an unguarded Lupin. A smirk curled at his lips as he moved back a step to send all of Lupin's books flying. On purpose of course. He turned and put on his best innocent look. "Sorry Lupin."

Remus sighed as his books went flying, "It's fine Sirius." He didn't know the reason for it if it was really an accident or not. Either way he wouldn't be shocked, Sirius and James were always playing jokes on people, and he was no exception. He put his last book in his bag and stood, the classroom was empty. "Let's get down to the Great Hall then."

He pouted a bit, having expected....well....something more out of him. But, his intent had been reached and they were alone in the room. A cheshire grin grew on his face as he moved to sit on top of the desk. "I dunno. I'm thinking I'd rather avoid that mess of people downstairs. How about we raid the kitchens and have a quiet dinner alone up in the dorm?"

Remus blinked and looked to Sirius. Alone in the dorm with him? That would be... dreadful. There was no way his body could take that. He should say no, that he promised to do something for James maybe. Still he found himself saying, "Sure, why not." Bloody hell, I'm dead...

Sirius resisted the urge to squeal like one of the girls that always hung all over him, but he managed to keep his composure. With a goofy smile that just kept growing he led the way down into the kitchens, grabbing ahold of Remus' hand as he went.

Remus followed him seemingly calm but his hand shook lightly when Sirius took hold of it. Snap out of it, Remus! You are fine! There is no romantic intent behind his actions.

"What sounds good for food?"

"A nice thick steak would be good right now..." He pressed a finger to his lips, "Mashed potatoes and gravy.... what else?"

He grinned to himself as he slipped inside the kitchens, Remus' hand still held in his. "Wine?"

"Wine? Sirius, we're a bit too young for that still." Besides the last thing that needed to happen was him being drunk around Sirius.

"So? When has that ever stopped me and James before?"

"You have a point," he conceded. He'd just have to hope he wouldn't do anything stupid.

As Sirius snatched a bottle of wine on its way to the staff table he paused to stuff something else under his robes, a plan beginning to worm its way into his mind. He'd have the object of his desire tonight if it killed him. Which it probably would. "Ready to head upstairs?"

Remus nodded more hungry for food now than anything else as his stomach growled.

His hands to full to take Remus' hand he motioned for him to follow him up the stairs. Once inside the safety of their own dorm he carefully set everything down and turned to set up a makeshift table and chairs. Once finished he turned an moved away to show Remus the half-assed candlight dinner, complete with wine.

Remus blushed in spite of himself and slowly moved to sit down. He cleared his throat, "Let's eat..."

"Yeah.....eat...." Sirius had to shake the fog from his head as he sat down. Jitters started to get the best of him and he had to concentrate hard on what he was doing. Twice he stabbed himself in the side of the mouth because he was to busy staring at Remus to pay attention.

After the second jolt Remus looked up a little concerned, "Sirius, is something wrong? You've been acting weird."

"Me? Yeah I'm fine. Why do you ask?"

"Because you stabbed yourself with a fork."

"Did I?"

Remus shook his head lightly and returned to his food.

“What?" He burned a violent red in embarassment.

"Nothing, you just seem distracted."

Time to turn on the Black family charm. He chuckled lightly to himself before flashing Remus a heartmelting smile. "Well it's hard not to be distracted by such good looks right across from me." He reached into his robes and dug out a bar of baking chocolate, offering some to Remus. "Chocolate?" Maybe it was playing dirty to use his best mates biggest weakness, but all was fair in love and lust.

Remus felt his face heat up. What is he talking about? Numbly he accepted the chocolate and slowly smiled. "Thanks..."

He grinned and began to nibble on his own piece of chocolate seductively. "Remus....I've been thinking...."

His eyes locked on Sirius' lips for a moment before shaking his head and beginning to eat his. "About what?"

"Do you think I'm a whore?"

Remus' eyes widened, Why would he ask me this? "No."

He sighed and pouted. "Liar." He stood up and walked around the table to lean down and peer closely into Remus' face. "Tell the truth mate."

He glared up at Sirius, "I'm not lying, Sirius. If you think I am, it must mean you have a guilty conscience."

"Maybe. But I'm pretty sure I killed my conscience years ago. You've been my conscience since we met. So if I have a guilty conscience, that means the guilty party is you. And you are definitely guilty. Of being a pain in my ass. And giving me the longest lasting case of blue balls in history. Wizarding and Muggle." He knew he was rambling and couldn't help it. Remus had that effect on him.

Remus' jaw dropped at the last phrase. He couldn't speak at all. His heart was pounding much too fast.

He grinned and slid into Remus' lap wrapping his arms around the boy's neck. "What do you have to say for yourself?"

Remus gulped his pants become rather uncomfortable now and his face probably bright red. He couldn't take this much longer. "Nothing..." It was the truth at the moment and better than begging the man to fuck him senseless.

Sirius squirmed uncomfortably, inadvertently rubbing against Remus' growing arousal sparking a tiny moan from himself. His eyes widened and his grin grew and curled at the corners of his lips. "Obviously you have something to say to me. Why not say it?"

Remus bit his lip and stared at Sirius. Soon he sighed, "I give up." That damn smile was to tempting. He kissed his best mate, finally doing the one thing he'd denied himself for so long.

Sirius blushed a bit at the kiss before yelping in joy and tackling the smaller boy backward, crushing their lips together once more. Dinner was left forgotten as the raven-haired boy set his sights on snogging the living crap out of his smaller friend.

Remus gasped as the chair fell over and Sirius began snogging him. Bloody hell, I'll enjoy this while it lasts. His brain soon went to mush and his pants slowly became tighter.

Sirius leaned back to let them both catch their breath, grinning like a moron as usually. "Moony old pal....I'm going to enjoy this."

He couldn't help but laugh, "Enjoy what Padfoot?"

"Finally getting what I want."'

"Which is what?"

"Laid"

Remus' stared at Sirius for a moment, "That's it I'm dreaming... screw it. "All right then Padfoot."

He grinned wider and leaned down to lick Remus' cheek. "So get to it."

He pulled Sirius into another kiss and grabbed his hips rubbing his trapped erection against the man on top of him to show him just how much he wanted this too.

Despite himself Sirius couldn't help but mindlessly drool as he felt the heated trapped extension of Remus' body rubbing against his own. He made a note to remember that not all of Moony was small. Quite the opposite it seemed. Biting back maniacal Slytherin-worthy laughter he leaned down and captured the lips of his prey, softly starting to strip him of his shirt.

A slight groan came out of his throat when he finally felt Sirius' hand on his bare chest. Normally this wouldn't have sent him into such a state but then again this wasn't a normal occasion. His hands went to work on the other man's shirt trying to resist the urge to just rip it off.

"Why so gentle? Its just a shirt. I have hundreds..."

Without another moment to spare he tore the cloth off of Sirius and attacked his neck with teeth and tongue.

Sirius moaned and leaned into the biting, blindly tearing clothes off of the prone boy under him

With one good tear both Sirius pants and underwear were removed. How he'd longed for this moment. He grasped Sirius' cock firmly in his hand and began to stroke the magnificent organ.

He shuddered uncontrollably out of his mind with pleasure. For a few moments he simply leaned back to give Remus better reach, eyes rolled into the back of his head as he panted and began to shallowly thrust into each agonizing stroke. Until his ass started to go numb. Almost shyly he reached down to stop Remus and motioned to the nearby bed, not trusting himself to talk.

He nodded and slowly almost painfully moved to the bed. He pulled Sirius to lay on him and into another deep kiss.

"Moony, mate? You're a bloody tease." His voice was deep and husky, but cracked and jumped as he spoke. With a goofy grin he leaned down and began to trail bites up Remus' neck, ending with a deep and passionate kiss.

Remus moaned as Sirius bit at his neck, "Your one to talk..." He lost his voice in their kiss savoring the heady taste that was Sirius Black mingled with wine.

"Whatever makes you say that?"

"You are the King of Tease..."

"How so?"

"When you gave me the chocolate..."

He grinned and leaned down to nip at his earlobe. "How is offering my best mate and love of my life a piece of chocolate teasing?"

He moaned slightly, "You know very well how it was teasing."

"Tell me."

He groaned in pent up frustration his cock throbbing, "Bloody hell why are we even talking right now!" He kissed Sirius again, intent on not being derailed again.

He leaned into the kiss his hand caressing Remus' body.

He felt his body heat up wherever Sirius placed his hand and moaned. In the small portion of his brain that was still sane he thought breifly about someone walking in on them.

"You sure you're ready for this?"

Remus looked up at Sirius and nodded. He would never regret this moment.

He grinned like a maniac and picked up the half-melted bar of chocolate. "This ought to do...." Licking his lips in an attempt to be sexy he made sure that his fingers were coated liberally in the melted ooze.

Remus eyes widened as he looked at the substance Sirius intended to use as lube. "S-Sirius... y-you can't...."

"Why not? You like chocolate, I like chocolate, chocolate is sexy. And you once said it was an..." He paused trying to recall the word. "An 'afrodezsheack...' whatever that word was." He leaned down to brush his lips across Remus' engorged head as he began to caress the puckered entrance to his ass.

Remus would have laughed and corrected his pronunciation, but any sentient thoughts he had fled as he felt Sirius' a lips at his cock and his fingers at his ass. He arched into the man above him as a lude moan of pleasure echoed through the room.

Very slowly and gently he slid one finger in and began to search for that spot inside of Remus he knew all to well inside of himself.

He moaned as his hands fisted in the sheets at the feel of that long digit inside him. The next thing he knew his hips leaped of the bed, lights went off behind his eyes and a loud cry torn from his throat.

He bit back a gag and reached up with his free hand to hold Remus' hips down.

He gasped out a faint apology his eyes rolling in his head as he writhed on the sheets.

He moved away to give himself a chance to breathe and let out a breathy laugh. "Bloody hell Moony....you're amazing."

He opened his eyes panting heavily still in a daze.

Very carefully he added a second finger to the first, taking the time to let the other boy get used to the feeling slowly.

Remus moaned entirely convinced he would die from the pleasure. Sirius name ghosted from his lips as he slowly got used to the intrusion moving his hips more.

"Say it again Moony.....say my name..."

He spasmed again as his fingers brushed against that spot inside of him. "Sirius!"

"Bloody hell.....I can't wait anymore." Impatiently he removed his digits and hasitly positioned himself at Remus' entrance. "Sorry...if it hurts..." Without any other warning he thrust in suddenly, moaning and spasming as he buried himself deep inside of the werewolf.

His eyes shut tightly in response. It did hurt but he wasn't going to make Sirius stop. He kept his breathing slow as his ass felt unbelievably full and stretched. Soon he opened his eyes running his hands over his chest moving his hips for his beloved Padfoot to continue.

He frowned and pouted, reaching down to guide Remus' hands to his own hips. "Hey now. That's my job. You're job is to enjoy the ride. And don't skimp on the nails...."

Remus blushed and looked up to Sirius with a set of big puppy eyes, "You stopped."

He laughed and leaned down to sneak a kiss before pulling out as far as he could without it being completly and slamming back in. "Better?" He started a slow pace, giving them both time to adjust.

His eyes widened as he moaned his nails digging into Sirius hips. He could speak anymore moaning with every one of Sirius' thrusts.

Sirius let his head roll back practically salivating. Lewdly he moaned and began to increase the pace.

Remus moaned holding onto Sirius for dear life. He was dizzy with pleasure.

He could feel the hot white coil threatening to explode from the inside. "Fuuuuuuckk...."

"Sirius~..." He was going insane. He had to... no needed to cum.

He felt his release like a thousand stars exploding in his head

Remus let out a loud howl as he finally met his end semen spilling onto both his and Sirius' stomachs.

Once he was sure the world was going to stay in one place he opened his eyes and grinned down to Remus. "Moony mate....I love you."

Remus was in a glorious daze of the afterglow. The world was warm and full of light. His eyes snapped open as he heard Sirius murmur those three fateful words. His mouth fell open completely dumbstruck.

He flopped very ungraciously to the side, not trusting his body to be able to hold him up anymore. "Wassa matter?"

"Nothing... nothing is wrong... I love you too Padfoot." His face heated as he spoke and shut his eyes. Without Sirius covering him he felt cold, so he curled closer to his best friend and lover. He didn't even hear the faint voices from the common room signalling that dinner was done.

With a frown he tossed a blanket over the two of them and nuzzled into the smaller boys hair. "If you say so." He cracked a smile and propped himself up on his elbow. "Ready to go again?"

"A-Again?" Is he crazy?!

"Yeah! Why not?"

"You sure recover quickly."

"Well. Its all your fault. You're like a drug Moony. I just can't get enough."

"You are so cheesy," he laughed.

"I am not."

Remus smiled and pulled Sirius into a kiss. "We can keep going as long as you want to."

He grinned and leaned down into a hasty and clumsy kiss.

He kissed him back and smiled. Padfoot really was a hyperactive dog at times.