Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ From Harry, To Dumbledore ❯ Chapter 1

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Dislcaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, that teasure belongs to J.K. Rowling... she is a genius if I've ever scene one.


“I once knew a man named Dumbledore,

What a manipulative old coot he was.

Feeding all of Hogwarts and its inhabitant’s lies,

Because he believed it to be for the greater good,

I tell you this here and now… that old man wasn’t all that wise.

You here that Dumbledore you stupid old coot!?

Yes that is right, I fucking hate you.

Just because you couldn’t top Grindelwald,

Doesn’t mean that you have to make the rest of us miserable.

And what about Ridde? Huh?

After all this time, all the man wanted was some Skittles.

But you couldn’t give up any of your candy could you?

You selfish old bastard!

Because of you I look like a midget with glasses,

Along with a pleasure scar.

So, now that I have told you about that barmy old man.

You will know not trust old people that have candy.

I didn’t have parents to tell me not to take candy from old Santa Claus looking fools.

But you do, so if you don’t believe me listen to them.

After all they’re your parents man.

Thank you for your time, and don’t ever forget.

Dumbledore’s a selfish old coot with a sweet tooth.

He wont share his candy with your kids.