Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Harry Potter and the Time-Turning Time-Turner ❯ Harry's Helping Hand ( Chapter 5 )

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By: yukirukun
Harry and Yrrah advance their plan to fix all of the world's problems.

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Harry Potter and the Time-Turning Time-Turner
Chapter Five: Harry's Helping Hand
 
Harry and Yrrah: *fly in through the hospital wing*
 
Ron: BLOOD—
 
Yrrah: *casts a knee reversal hex on him*
 
Ron: O_O *passes out*
 
Harry: What the hell?!
 
Harry: We don't need two of us, do we?
 
Yrrah: US? Ha! We don't need two of YOU! AVADA KEDAVRA!
 
Harry: *dies*
 
Harry: Joke's on you, that was a copy of you.
 
Yrrah: Scourgify.
 
Harry: …*bubbles burst out of his orifices*
 
Hermione: Oh my…!
 
Yrrah: Speaking of copies, I want my own Time-Turner. Give me yours.
 
Hermione: No!
 
Yrrah: Accio, Time-Turner, bitch.
 
Hermione: *grabs it*
 
Yrrah: Relashio.
 
Sparks: *fall short*
 
Yrrah: ….*steps forward* Rela—
 
Hermione: SILENCIO!
 
Yrrah: …..-_-#
 
Ron: My kneecaps are weird! Look *gets out of bed and falls over* Blimey.
 
Yrrah: *PUNCH CRUNCH*
 
Hermione: AHH!!!
 
Yrrah: *snags Time-Turner* *points wand at himself* Mudbloods. I ask you…
 
Harry: Hey. HEY! I'LL F-ING KILL YOU!
 
Yrrah: Eh. I'd bet “Waddiwassi” is Pretago-able.
 
Harry: I'M SO RASH, I'LL JUST CAST THE SPELL WITHOUT THINKING WHAT YOU JUST SAID! WADDIWASSI!
 
Yrrah: *pretegos*
 
Ron: *head blows off*
 
Yrrah: Unfortunately, I need you Potter. But, I'll next time, I'll kill someone more dear to you.
 
Harry: YOU'RE SO EVIL!!!
 
Yrrah: Yeah, well, my dad isn't exactly the saint he was made out to be. *scowl* Come, we'll go see Lupin.
 
Door: *bursts open*
 
Sirius and Lupin: *walk in*
 
Sirius: HEY HA—*looks over he scene* You remind me so much of your father, Harry. *snuffle*
 
Lupin: Except for your eyes, Harry. You have…*looks at Yrrah's eyes* Well…you have… Snape's eyes?
 
Sirius: Hey, so you coming to live with me, or what?
 
Harry: HELL YEAH!!
 
Sirius: COOL!
 
Hermione: What happened to Pettigrew?
 
Lupin: He's going to Azkaban for the murder of twelve people.
 
Sirius: And the Ministry are now my bitches because they feel “sorry for the whole affair.”
 
Dumbledore: *strides in* Ahh…all in good spirits, I see? Well…except for Mr. Weasley. Hmm…that's a shame.
 
Ron: *dead*
 
Dumbledore: Well, good! Term will be ending soon, and then you will be able to go to Sirius' house, Harry.
 
Harry: YAY!!!
 
Lupin: CHOCOLATE FOR EVERYONE! *rains chocolate*
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