Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Shots in the Dark ❯ Entertainment 1 ( Chapter 17 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Disclaimer: I make no claims at ownership of any copyrighted 
characters, places or events used herein. The only thing I make 
a claim to is this fic, which originated in my head and any 
original characters created by me herein. The following was made 
for public consumption at zero profit, and is not for sale 
except to the owning companies. Yes, I dream big. 
 
Expanded Summary/Synapsis/Notes: In the course of browsing for 
good reading material and inspiration for my own works, I came 
across the gaining in popularity ‘Naruto is the Main Player in a 
Video Game’ genre.  A lot of the newer ones are Fusions with The 
Gamer
, something that I admit to not having looked at yet.  The 
older ones feature a lot more of a Final Fantasy/Kingdom Hearts 
motif that don’t involve everything becoming a skill.  Then the 
classic Chuunin Exam Day popped into my memory.  On top of all 
of this was learning of Kishimoto pulling a DBZ and bringing out 
a Primordial Being (Kaguya) that had pissed off another 
Primordial (the Shinju). 
 
So I had myself a brainwave, that would let me write probably 
the most outlandish story ever with vast over-powering and 
general stupidity . . . that I can get away with, a la 
Kishimoto-style.  Forget Canon.  That will not exist beyond the 
start of the piece â€“really, Canon died in the above mentioned 
fic- as this is insanely AU. 
 
Oh yeah, I’m gonna have some fun with this! 
 
The Entertainment of Others, Part One 
 
By: (Driver) Jim Ohki 
 
Naruto’s Apartment; April 7, 10 AK; 0700 
 
Konoha was sleeping rather peacefully, a decade after the Kyuubi 
attack.  Birds were singing, the warm weather enticed some of 
the local women to the streams and nary a cloud was in the sky.  
In a certain apartment the resident had jolted awake, falling 
out of his bed with a THUD before leaping to his feet. 
 
“This is bullshit,†Naruto Uzumaki bellowed to his empty 
building, stomping about in a rage.  â€œWhat the fuck kind of 
over-powered shit was that bitch Kaguya?!  Fuck me sideways, she 
made Sasuke seem normal.â& euro; 
 
It was then that he noticed where, and by use of the calendar, 
when he was. 

 
The blond had more than one reason to be annoyed right now.  
Once, some ten thousand or so lifetimes ago he had gotten 
trapped in a time loop that only ended when he got promoted to 
Chuunin.  While that was awesome for every other skill he had 
not been taught, his physical prowess had left much to be 
desired.  Time had been restored to a linear concept, actually 
passing which as it turned out was both good and bad.  Then came 
the battle against Kaguya, after plowing through the Uchiha Duo 
and the Shinju itself. 
 
GAME OVER! SO SORRY! 
 
And now he was apparently in a Video Game, which as usual meant 
. . . more time loops with nobody remembering anything. 
 
“FUCK YOU!†he roared at his refrigerator, making the ANBU 
passing by outside stumble in surprise at the early morning 
noise.  â€œGoddamnit, what the hell are you talking about?!†hands 
gripped the sunny blond hair, pulling for all they were worth.  
“Could you fucking help-†
 
The reason for his rather sudden stop was that for the first 
time in a long time something new happened.  A ping came from 
his microwave that he hadn’t even turned on drawing his 
attention to it to see what the noise was about. 
 
Welcome to the Help Screen!  Here, Topics that trip-up most 
players are given further detail. 
 
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS: 
 
How do I access the Menus? 
 
What are Parties? 
 
How does the Leveling System work? 
 
What are Attribute/Skill points? 
 
The rest were greyed out for some reason, but as the immortal 
time-looping Shinobi knew he would get the answers he sought at 
a later time.  Trying to verbally work the Help Screen did much 
of nothing, so he sent a clone to test his theory that touching 
the questions directly would yield results. 
 
How do I access the Menus? 

 
Primarily, each of the Menus are only available in your current 
place of residence.  As you progress through the game, if you 
move they will transfer to your new home.  There are hidden 
areas in which the Menus become available but you must scour the 
world to find them! 
 
What are Parties? 
 
Parties consist of either the Main Playable Character for solo 
missions or groups not exceeding four per team for team 
missions.  While the MPC may
 interact with whomever at any given 
time, the Non-Playable Characters will enter a holding pattern 
outside of missions.
 
 
“The hell?†his eyebrows attempted to leap off of his face in 
his confusion.  â€œWait, so does that mean I’m the Main 
Character?†
 
How does the Leveling System work? 
 
Throughout the Game, the MPC and his/her Party will gain 
experience via many means.  Fighting, training, menial labor, 
studying and various actions/discoveries grant Experience 
Points.  The points given vary depending on circumstances and 
variables of the event.  When the Level Cap is reached, a Level 
Up will occur and the Cap will increase.  As an example, Level 
One has a maximum value of One Hundred [100] EXP, while Level 
Two is two hundred [200].  The points used to Level Up reset to 
zero, so Level Two would start at zero of two hundred [0/200].  
There is no maximum level to be reached, so the sky’s the limit!
 
 
What are Attribute/Skill Points? 
 
Attributes and Skills are not the same thing!  The MPC have a 
baseline at the start of the Game, set values that cannot be 
decreased yet can
 be increased via Attribute Points.  APs are 
given on a multiplication scale versus the Level achieved.  An 
example of this would be reaching Level Two, the MPC would get 
four [4] Points to use to increase their baseline.  The formula 
used will give EXPONENTIAL increases, as reaching Level Three 
will grant eighteen [18] Points so on and so forth.
 
 
Skill Points, on the other hand, are applied to Learned Skills 
as the Game progresses.  These are primarily taught by NPCs at 
set events, however the MPC may take it upon themselves to learn 
as much as they can between events while time is ‘stopped’.  


Unlike APs, the SPs are a set value every level of twenty [20].  
SPs can also be found all over the place or by completing 
certain actions so be sure to look for them!
 
 
The blond cackled evilly, rubbing his hands together in 
anticipation.  Oh yes, there was much fun to be had with this!  
The way the system was setup gave him time to become unto Gods 
themselves before even starting missions.  His mental plotting 
of world domination was abruptly halted when more of the 
questions from the Help Menu became accessible. 
 
Why has my Power-Leveling plan stalled? 
 
To prevent boredom and tediousness, Missions/Events are 
automatically triggered when the MPC reaches certain values in 
Levels, AP or SP.  Hunting a certain cat with the use of the 
Hiraishin
, for example, would be completely pointless and not 
grant any EXP or other rewards. 
 
What are Hacks/Cheats? 
 
Once the Game has been played through ONCE, a new option in the 
Main Menu becomes available.  Hacks/Cheats are just that: ways 
to make the Game either easy to the point of boredom or to alter 
reality to a completely bizarre state. 
 
What are Save Points? 
 
Save Points are places where the MPC can save their progress so 
that if a death/respawn occurs they don’t have to start 
completely over from scratch.  These places are scattered all 
over and have to be found to be used.  Obviously, if one has not 
saved recently when a death/respawn event occurs they will lose
 
any applied points/weapons/armor to the most recent save point.  
Save often to avoid this! 
 
What are Key Items? 
 
Keys Items are rather important to progression of the Game.  
Most are simply one-of-a-kind collectibles while others can be 
traded for ultra-rare Items or sold for cash.  The MPC should 
beware the temptation though as once a Key Item is 
sold/lost/destroyed they will NOT get a replacement!  Make 
absolutely certain that the action is desired.
 
 
Are their alternate outfits for the MPC? 
 


Yes there are.  They have various strengths and weaknesses such 
as boosting certain Attributes while at the same time penalizing 
others.  The clothing also has an ARMOR statistic, which is how 
much damage the article can take before it is destroyed. 
 
The MPC should look at this Menu from time to time as Secrets 
are discovered! 
 
Basic tutorial complete!  Next, locate the Main Menu in Naruto’s 
Apartment! [HINT: Food!]
 
 
“This thing gives hints?†the blond ten-year-old-again scratched 
his head, not having seen that before.  Well, the clue was 
obvious enough that a complete dunderhead like his much younger 
self could have figured it out. 
 
Having barked the command at his pantry, he was unsurprised to 
see the Main Menu come to life as the newer information window 
closed itself which was handy.  He also kept his clone around to 
work the screens still being paranoid about it exploding at 
random. 
 
MAIN MENU 
 
SAVE GAME 
LOAD GAME 
CHEATS 
CHARACTER BOOK 
PARTY MEMBERS 
MISSION LOG
 
 
The first thing he did was save, regardless of how paltry it was 
as he took the warning of losing any progress between Save 
Points seriously.  From there it was an exploration of the Sub-
Menus to see what he could or couldn’t manipulate at the moment. 
 
CHARACTER BOOK 
 
This Book contains information on every person, whether MPC or 
NPC that the Main Player has interacted with.  At first the 
details are extremely vague, however as the person(s) are 
interacted with or the Skills [SCAN] and [OBSERVE] are used on 
the target the blanks are filled in.  The application of AP or 
SP is through this area. 
 
PARTY MEMBERS 
 


Here you can change your Party Members on the fly, regardless of 
where they are or what they were doing.  The switched for 
Members are sent home while the newcomers are ready to battle at 
a moment’s notice regardless if they were just in the bath.  
This part of the Game is only available at Save Points or on the 
World Map, so be certain you have who you want at your side 
before starting a Mission. 
 
MISSION LOG 
 
Want to relive/review previous performances in Missions?  Want 
to do them again to make certain you got all of the 
Loot/Bonuses/Secrets?  This is the place were that can happen.  
Pending and Current Missions are also listed here, so if you get 
confused on where you’re supposed to be have a look to remind 
yourself. 
 
INTERMIDIATE TUTORIAL COMPLETE! Next, use the Character Book to 
allocate AP and SP!
 
 
That’s easy enough, so he wasted no time in plowing through the 
madness. 
 
CHARACTER BOOK â€“ NARUTO UZUMAKI 
 
Ran k: Academy Student 
Level: Fifteen 
EXP: 144/15000 
Money: 18428 
Health: 500/500 
Chakra: 99999/99999 
C. Control: 3/99999 
C. Recover: 1000/SEC 
Attributes: 
 

WISDOM: 45 
 
INTELLIGENCE: 13 
 
STRENGTH: 30 
 
CHARISMA: 75 
 
LUCK: 999 
 
VITALITY: 60 
 
STAMINA: 135 
 
Here he stopped, his jaw dropping open.  It was bad enough that 
his hard fought-for chakra control was gone, but so was the hard 
work he had put into his mind?!  He huffed for a moment before 
shrugging it off, knowing that he had done it once â€“several 

times actually- he could do it again.  The fact that his skill-
set was paltry was what annoyed him the most though. 
 
Skills: 
 

Kage Bunshin: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Oroike: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Henge: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Henge: 14/1000 Level: One 
 
Kawarimi: 250/1000 Level: Two 
 
That was it.  Everything he had toiled and tortured himself 
through in the Loops were gone.  Granted, at this point he could 
take and pass the Graduation Exam.  It was the fact that he was 
going to have to remember then relearn what he had lost that put 
him in a foul mood. 
 
You have [450] Attribute Points and [300] Skill Points to use. 
 
Well, that was a nice compensation.  He scowled at his Control 
being outside of the Attributes but let it go in favor of 
balancing himself out.  Really, it was no small wonder why some 
of his opponents were cake while others handed him his ass with 
little effort.  Well, time to fix this! 
 
With the points he had available he was able to bring all except 
[VITALITY] to match his [STAMINA] at one hundred thirty five 
each.  The one he couldn’t was only two points less at a hundred 
thirty-three so it was no real loss at this time.  He straight 
out dumped the full three hundred SP available into his 
Kawarimi, knowing that it needed the most work at the moment as 
his Advanced Henge was his turning into weapons or other random 
objects.  He was pleasantly surprised when his substitution 
technique gained a level, giving him an idea that Level Five was 
the Maximum.  Really, it would just be the upper end of Level 
Four but it made sense to him so he left it alone.  As soon as 
his clone had selected [DONE] a new window to his left appeared 
demanding his attention. 
 
Tutorial Complete! EXP: 500; Money: 1000 
 
You’re now ready to venture forth into the world and multiply! 
 
MISSION LOG UPDATE 
 
Mission One: 
-Attend the Academy and learn the Skills you need to survive!
 
 

It was at this point that he figured out what had been bothering 
him the most.  He couldn’t feel or communicate with the others, 
not even his tenant which sent him into a depressed spiral.  
Hopefully they had been brought along with him and were 
currently ‘locked’ otherwise being alone in this madness just 
wasn’t worth it. 
 
Well, part of the puzzle was easy enough to solve as he’d come 
across three of them at the Academy.  Another part, related more 
towards the situation, was that he felt there should be far more 
Attributes than he had for a supposed ‘game world’.  Damn it 
all, if he was going to suffer in yet another time-loop-esque 
event he was going to do it his way! 
 
“My basic skills are missing,†he softly spoke to himself, 
having brought his own Character Book Entry back into being.  
“Kami, I hope this isn’t one of those ‘everything repeated 
enough times is a skill’ kind of games otherwise my farts will 
become one of their own!† He grunted, having figured out that 
the smallest gesture to ‘wave’ the window off closed it, making 
him appreciate the subtlety all the more. 
 
As a test of his theory, he stared at his microwave across his 
kitchenette taking in every detail.  The numerous dents, the 
frayed wiring, the missing timer nob, the cracked glass on the 
door . . . 
 
*DING* 
 
NEW SKILL UNLOCKED! Through studying your surroundings intently, 
{OBSERVE] is now available.  At its’ most basic, the Skill will 
let you know who you are talking to and their level â€“so long 
that it isn’t too high as compared to yours. 
 
Level: One [1/1000] 
 
PASSIVE: Zero Chakra Cost (Cost); Identifies all persons within 
Field of Vision 
 
ACTIVE: Cost: 5/USE; Gives more detailed information about a 
single target
 
 
†œWell, that’s good to have for being a Shinobi,†he groused as 
he waved the window away.  This was actually a good sign as that 
meant everything he could put his mind to for his chosen field 
would more than likely become a Skill he could track. 
 

No biased opinion from whatever was controlling the rules of the 
Game! 
 
Deciding to use his new skill on the fly, Naruto quickly got 
dressed and stuffed his face â€“a new pattern, he found that took 
the three minute wait time and occupied it- before gathering 
what few supplies he had for the Academy.  While he could read, 
he had noticed that the books and scrolls he had been given were 
either redacted heavily to the point of leaving one in fifty 
words viewable or from a foreign village and thusly, wrong for 
the application in Konoha. 
 
MISSION LOG UPDATE 
 
Mission One-A: 
-Get the right learning materials from Iruka-sensei before class 
starts!
 
 
â€&oelig ;Great, now I have to hurry,†he growled to nobody, stepping up 
his pace. 
 
By the time he had reached his destination, he had [OBSERVE] up 
to level four while he had unlocked some new things to ponder. 
 
NEW ATTRIBUTE UNLOCKED! By making tracks as fast as you can, 
[SPEED] is now available.  Base: 15 
 
NEW ATTRIBUTE UNLOCKED! Through making an effort to be hidden-
in-plain-sight, [STEALTH] is now available.  Base: 40 
 
NEW SKILL UNLOCKED! Through hustling your ass across the 
village, the Skill [RUN] is now available! 
 
Level: Two [275/1000] 
 
PASSIVE: Cost: Zero; Allows the user to get somewhere in a hurry 
while recovering [CHAKRA] and [STAMINA]. Recovery rate: 15/SEC 
boost while running 
 
ACTIVE: Cost: 20/SEC; Boosts [SPEED] fifteen percent while 
applying a negative to [STAMINA] while running.  Each use ends 
when the user stops moving. 
 
NEW SKILL UNLOCKED! Through your rush to reach your destination 
and not wanting delays of running into others, [EVASION] is now 
available. 
 


Level: Three [555/1000] 
 
PASSIVE: Cost: Zero; Twenty-five percent less [DAMAGE] taken 
overall.  Forty percent chance of avoiding [CRITICAL HIT]. 
 
ACTIVE: Cost: 100/USE; Fifty percent less [DAMAGE] per success, 
up to Five Misses.  Sixty percent chance of avoiding [CRITICAL 
HIT] 
 
NEW SKILL UNLOCKED! By taking the Shinobi Expressway, [ROOF 
HOPPING] is now available. 
 
Level: One: [200/1000] 
 
PASSIVE: Cost: Zero; This Skill grants the user access to the 
Rooftops for faster travel across town.  Plus five bonus to 
[STEALTH] while taking the less-traveled road. 
 
ACTIVE: Cost: 50/USE; Gang way, I’m coming through!  Plus 
fifteen bonus to [SPEED] when used with [RUN].  Minus thirty-
five to [STEALTH] with all of the noise you’re gonna make.
 
 
Naruto was far too focused on his latest discovery to even 
notice the people around him and their usual behavior towards 
his person.  Having the chance to modify his intelligence to 
near where it was in the Time Loops was a bonus as it let him 
make deductions and come up with appropriate conclusions about 
the situation he found himself in. 
 
“So a lot of my previous skills are locked,†he thought while 
making his way to Iruka’s domain.  â€œWhile it sucks that I have 
to get them again, once they’re open to me they’re at a higher 
level than if I had 
just learned it.  Not an overly bad trade-
off with the basics, but some of what I had learned in the Loops 
. . . is going to be 
difficult to learn here without any 
support.  Fantastic
.†
 
“ Naruto, what can I help you with?†the voice of Iruka Umino 
broke the blond out of his thoughts.  The scarred teacher had to 
fight the reflex to take a step backwards when those blue eyes 
that screamed of having seen too much looked at him.  His shock 
barely wore off as a pile of reading material was plopped rather 
unceremoniously on his desk. 
 
“I do not appreciate being sabotaged,†the blond went for the 
proverbial jugular and decided to add some incentive to prevent 
anything untoward in the future.  â€œI’m sure Hokage-Jiji would be 

just as amused if I let it slip in his presence what goes on in 
his Academy.†
 
“Ah,â&e uro; the Chuunin hemmed and hawed, completely blown away by the 
attitude of the boy.  Then his eyes narrowed, as the hyperactive 
knucklehead wouldn’t suddenly act like this out of the blue.  
No, this must be an imposter . . . but why anyone would want to 
impersonate the single most hated being in the village was 
beyond him.  â€œThese were perfectly fine when you were issued . . 
.,†he trailed off, having grabbed a math book at random that 
had been redacted and censored to the point of being useless. 
 
“So, do I get an actual set of Academy materials or do I go get 
Jiji?†he knew he was being hard on the man, and for a reason.  
In the Loops it had bothered him that until he showed an 
interest in something the scarred teacher had simply blown him 
off.  Well, not really blown as written off.  Th at annoyed 
Naruto the most, being stereotyped for his previous behavior. 
 
“Fine,â&eu ro; Iruka fought the snarl, instead gritting the answer out 
through his clenched teeth.  â€œThere’s no need to inform Hokage-
sama
,†the way it was stressed was not lost on the blond, he 
just chose to ignore it, “about an issue that has already been 
fixed.†
 
â€&oelig ;Good,†he watched as the pile was promptly swept into the trash 
can that surprisingly could hold quite a bit.  In that instant 
he had gotten one of those message screens to his left â€“away 
from Iruka. 
 
Items Destroyed: Konoha Academy Materials (Sabotaged) 
 
This he could work with, as it would be nice to know that 
something he picked up or dropped by accident would generate the 
message.  As if to prove his thoughts, the message changed when 
Iruka slammed a new set on his desk, his anger getting the 
better of him. 
 
Items Acquired: Konoha Academy Materials (UNOPENED, STILL IN 
PACKAGING) 
 
MISSION LOG UPDATE 
 
Mission One-A: 
-Get the right learning materials from Iruka-sensei before class 
starts! 
[COMPLETE] 


[ 25 EXP; 50 MONEY] 
Your attitude has caused a [NEGATIVE STATUS] to your 
[REPUTATION] with [Iruka-sensei] 
 
NEW STATUS UNLOCKED! Well, you’ve made an impression . . . 
question is, was it the right one?  [REPUTATION] is now 
available.  There are three sets: World, Konoha and Individual.  
Each varies by your actions towards others and your attitude 
towards them. 
 
[REPUTATION] 
 

World: [LOCKED UNTIL FIRST MISSION OUTSIDE OF VILLAGE] 
 
Konoha: -7541 [MOST HATED] 
 
Individual: Iruka-sensei: 75 [BARELY TOLERATED] [-300 for 
next 15 minutes due to poor attitude] 
 
“Okay, that’s different,†rather than say anything else to Iruka 
and risk his mouth running away; he bowed to the man, grabbed 
his new reading material and made his way to his new seat in the 
back row, farthest to the right.  After fighting the cellophane 
wrapping he held up a history book and random and was not 
disappointed. 
 
Would you like to learn [World History, Konoha Academy Version]? 
[YES] [NO]
 
 
That was a no brainer, really.  Of course he wanted to learn it!  
What stayed his hand for a moment was the potential loss of the 
book if the game ‘destroyed’ the material in the process of 
feeding it to him.  Well, if it did then he would deal with it. 
 
[YES] 
 
He was rather pleasantly surprised when the book duplicated 
itself, then he gagged as the clone crammed itself into his 
mouth.  He shook his head to get rid of the nauseating feeling 
having a book shoved down his throat caused before blinking 
owlishly. 
 
History, as was written for the Academy, streamed through his 
mind.  Perfect.  Although, the thought that he had something 
biased crossed his mind as the version name surfaced in his 
memory.  After all, one man’s Hero was another’s Monster and all 
that wonderful jazz. 
 

Seeing as in how his test was successful, he quickly repeated 
the process with the other materials and got a few messages for 
his troubles. 
 
NEW ATTRIBUTE UNLOCKED! You and me, mano-a-mano! Having learned 
the basics, [TAIJUTSU] is now available.  This is your APTITUDE 
for hand-to-hand fighting and not actual Skill! Base: 60 
 
NEW ATTRIBUTE UNLOCKED! Dodge this! Having learned the basics, 
[BUKIJUTSU] is now available.  This is your APTITUDE for Weapon 
Techniques and not actual Skill! Base: 45 
 
NEW ATTRIBUTE UNLOCKED! Landscaping at your service! Having 
learned the basics, [NINJUTSU] is now available.  This is your 
APTITUDE for throwing chakra techniques around and not actual 
Skill! Base: 150 
 
NEW ATTRIBUTE UNLOCKED! Now you see me; now you don’t! Having 
learned the basics, [GENJUTSU] is now available.  This is your 
APTITUDE for pulling the wool over the eyes and not actual 
Skill! Base: 15 
 
NEW ATTRIBUTE UNLOCKED! Fire in the hole! Having learned the 
basics, [FUUINJUTSU] is now available.  This is your APTITUDE 
for making things vanish in a puff of smoke and not actual 
Skill! Base: 200 
 
*DING* 
 
Your hard work at studying has paid off! +50 [INTELLIGENCE], 
+197 [C. CONTROL]!
 
 
“Ooh yes~ ,†Naruto almost gave a groan of ecstasy at the various 
messages he was getting.  It was also nice to know that he would 
have to get the skills that went with the Attributes instead of 
having everything handed to him on a platter a la Sasuke.  That 
bonus to his Control was nice too, he had to admit. 
 
Having another ten minutes before class started, he looked 
around applying [OBSERVE] to the roiling mass of flesh that was 
preteens in a Shinobi Academy.  He concentrated on making their 
statistics more obvious as seeing them at a glance would be all 
that he might get out in the real world. 
 
*DING* 
 


NEW SKILL UNLOCKED! Through experimentation and willpower, the 
Skill [SCAN] is now available.  Know what kind of trouble to get 
into and which to avoid with but a glance! 
 
Level: One [1/1000] 
 
PASSIVE: Cost: Zero; Displays [HIT POINTS] and [CHAKRA POINTS] 
of everybody within the Field of Vision. 
 
ACTIVE: Cost: 50/USE; Displays [HP], [CP], [ARMOR] and [STATUS 
EFFECT] of a single target, provided they are within a certain 
level of yours.
 
 
Excellent. 
 
That was exactly what he had been looking for, even as he 
continued to scrutinize the classroom looking for anything out 
of place that only he could see.  He was starting to get antsy 
for a [SAVE POINT], just in case his grouchy attitude caused 
something new to happen from what he remembered of this 
particular day.  Well, what he thought he remembered from 
however long ago it was. 
 
Speaking of, something felt off to the blond before wanting to 
face-palm at his own stupidity.  He was going to have to 
intentionally fail the next two Graduation Exams just to get 
back into the class with the Heirs.  As the class settled down 
his memory supplied the names to go with the faces. 
 
He was in a room full of Civilian-born!  Damn it, no wonder he 
was out of sync with the rest of the world.  He’d let thoughts 
of the others wedge itself into his mind and glossed over the 
fact that he wasn’t even part of their class until he was 
twelve. 
 
Hell, he hadn’t even heard of Kurenai Yuhi until Team Assignment 
Day the first time through.  Oh, this blows! 
 
Two Years Later 
 
IRUKA UMINO 
Level: 37 [2355/37000] 
Rank: Chuunin 
HP: 527/527 
CP: 1044/1044 
[STATUS] Teacher at Konoha Academy, Fifty percent bonus to 
learning new skills.
 

 
“Settle down,†the scarred Instructor barked at the rowdy class 
of Heirs, taking note of his newest class. 
 
The young Hyuuga was an island unto herself, having nobody on 
either side of her in the back row left hand side by her own 
volition.  Sasuke Uchiha was being as anti-social as ever, even 
with Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka virtually hanging off of his 
person.  Shikamaru Nara had already fallen asleep while Chouji 
Akamichi wolfed down his eighth bag of chips.  Kiba Inuzuka was 
flexing his muscles, posing for the girls and promptly being 
ignored.  Shino Aburame sat stoically, seemingly staring at 
nothing. 
 
“We have a student transferring in,†Iruka had the attention of 
the room without shouting, seeing as it was still rather early 
and the kids weren’t quite awake yet.  â€œCome in Naruto.†
 
The door barely made a noise as the once-loud blond opened it, 
stepped into a domain he knew all too well and closed it.  While 
on the outside he was presenting a calm façade on the inside he 
was about jumping for joy. 
 
Finally, he was where he belonged.  His eyes lit up a bit more 
at seeing Ino and Hinata go into complete stillness, heads 
dropping into their respective hands as their locked 
personalities from the Time Loops asserted themselves. 
 
Ino Yamanaka 
Level: 14 [4919/14000] 
HP: 291/291 
CP: 354/354 
[STATUS] Fan-Girl; minus fifty percent to all stats 
[STATUS] ? 
[STATUS] Newly Awakened Reincarnation; [CONFUSION] x 10 
 
Hinata Hyuuga 
Level: 19 [12/19000] 
HP: 360/360 
CP: 550/550 
[STATUS] Self-Esteem Nonexistent; minus seventy percent to all 
stats 
[STATUS] Gentle Soul; minus twenty percent to Taijutsu stats; 
plus forty percent to Medical Skills 
[STATUS] ? 
[STATUS] Newly Awakened Reincarnation; [CONFUSION] x 10
 
 

Yep, that looked about right.  The same thing had happened when 
he had first â€“for this life, anyway- laid his eyes on Tenten.  
The bun-haired girl had cornered the blond demanding an 
explanation for the rush of memories that had given her a 
migraine.  He had complied with just enough to satisfy her but 
until he had the others aware he hadn’t divulged the entire 
truth. 
 
“Pick a seat Naruto,†Iruka had noticed the two girls seemingly 
getting a headache from nowhere but unless they complained there 
was little he could do.  This was a Shinobi Academy after all 
where one had to learn to deal with pain.  The children wouldn’t 
understand how to cope if they were coddled, which would lead to 
death in the world as it was. 
 
The blond nodded, giving a bow deep enough to be polite before 
making his way up to where Hinata was.  He parked himself to her 
left taking the center seat for the table and was unsurprised 
when Ino suddenly appeared in the leftmost chair. 
 
Four hours later; Academy Grounds 
 
“Oof!†Naruto sharply exhaled from the punch to the solar plexus 
courtesy of Ino who did not look happy at all.  That was also 
par for the course as Tenten had done the same thing the year 
previous. 
 
Once he recovered, he filled in what blanks he could for the 
pair that were giving him the doe-eyes demanding answers.  That 
weakness he was happy to keep as it kept him grounded to the 
rather strange reality he had found himself in. 
 
“Not more of this stuck in time shit!†the blond female cursed, 
punting a stone that flew across the grounds to plink off of the 
back of Sasuke’s head. 
 
“That was my reaction when I first woke two years ago,†Naruto 
knew his heart was on his sleeve and that the two would get his 
unspoken meaning.  His greatest fear was being alone again after 
having spent literal lifetimes developing bonds.  â€œI haven’t 
repeated anything yet due to not having done anything overly 
dangerous.  While this is good for being in the Academy, once we 
graduate and start going out into the world . . . well, we 
know.†
 
â€&oe lig;Yes, we do,†Hinata whispered, not wanting to revisit her 
brushes with death. 

 
“Ah, but we have opportunities not afforded in the Time Loops,†
he sensed her mood and went for the positives to lighten it.  
“Granted we have to reacquire our skills, but now there is no 
limit to what we can do.  This Game or whatever mayhem it is 
will let us get far stronger than we were.  With the Save Points 
there will be none of that starting over from scratch every 
death thing either.  All we have to do is be careful with our 
choices so as not to skew the timeline that we know too much.†
 
He left out the first time through as he had a hunch that 
getting out of the Game was going to be near impossible.  That 
little tidbit would be for later when everybody was awakened. 
 
“So how does this work?†Ino let her curiosity override her 
indignation as it was more productive.  â€œI mean, you say you can 
track your strengths and weaknesses but . . . how?†
 
He hadn’t tried it near the tree the three were under, but now 
that it was brought to his attention he called for the Main 
Menu.  Sure enough it worked, prompting a message about finding 
a [SAVE POINT] at the same time.  When the girls said they 
couldn’t see anything he just read from his own sheet. 
 
CHARACTER BOOK â€“ NARUTO UZUMAKI 
 
Ran k: Academy Student 
Level: Seventeen 
EXP: 4990/17000 
Money: 42849 
Health: 900/900 
Chakra: 99999/99999 
C. Control: 3000/99999 
C. Recover: 3000/SEC 
Attributes: 
 

WISDOM: 150 
 
INTELLIGENCE: 200 
 
STRENGTH: 150 
 
CHARISMA: 150 
 
LUCK: 999 
 
VITALITY: 148 
 
STAMINA: 150 
 
SPEED: 30 
 
STEALTH: 55 
 
TAIJUTSU: 75 
 
NINJUTSU: 165 
 
GENJUTSU: 30 

 
BUKIJUTSU: 60 
 
FUUINJUTSU: 230 
 
Skills: 
 

Kage Bunshin: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Kage Bunshin: 950/1000 Level: Four 
 
Oroike: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Oroike: 945/1000 Level: Four 
 
Henge: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Henge: 814/1000 Level: Four 
 
Kawarimi: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Kawarimi: 900/1000 Level: Four 
 
Observe: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Scan: 900/1000 Level: Four 
 
Run: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Evasion: 725/1000 Level: Three 
 
Roof Hopping: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Deception: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Deception: 801/1000 Level: Four 
 
Kunai Throwing: 727/1000 Level: Three 
 
Shuriken Throwing: 727/1000 Level: Three 
 
Explosive Tags: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. E. Tags: 660/1000 Level: Three 
 
Storage Scrolls: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. S. Scrolls: 770/1000 Level: Four 
 
Barroom Brawling: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Street Fighting: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
K. Bunshin Fighting: 350/1000 Level: Two 
 
You have [1090] Attribute Points and [40] Skill Points 
available!
 
 
“Aw damn it, I knew I forgot something!†Naruto face-palmed at 
not remembering to allocate his points leading to being 
imbalanced again.  He pitched his idea to be as balanced as 
possible so that no one enemy could overwhelm him in the field 
he was weakest in.  Ino and Hinata, still trying to digest the 
information dump they had just received, thought it was a good 
idea as being balanced would give him options for surviving what 
awaited in a few years. 
 
“And that’s Gennin Level?†the blond female abruptly sat down so 
as not to fall on her face.  â€œThat Kaguya chick must be just 
outrageous then.†
 
“Well yeah, what with having the Eye of the Shinju and whatnot,†
he deadpanned, trying to work out the math on the Attribute 

Points so as not to leave something lacking.  â€œRight, here we 
go,†announced his rereading of his entry. 
 
CHARACTER BOOK â€“ NARUTO UZUMAKI 
 
Ran k: Academy Student 
Level: Seventeen 
EXP: 4990/17000 
Money: 42849 
Health: 900/900 
Chakra: 99999/99999 
C. Control: 3000/99999 
C. Recover: 3000/SEC 
Attributes: 
 

WISDOM: 200 
 
INTELLIGENCE: 200 
 
STRENGTH: 200 
 
CHARISMA: 200 
 
LUCK: 999 
 
VITALITY: 200 
 
STAMINA: 200 
 
SPEED: 230 
 
STEALTH: 230 
 
TAIJUTSU: 230 
 
NINJUTSU: 230 
 
GENJUTSU: 230 
 
BUKIJUTSU: 200 
 
FUUINJUTSU: 230 
 
Skills: 
 

Kage Bunshin: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Kage Bunshin: 950/1000 Level: Four 
 
Oroike: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Oroike: 945/1000 Level: Four 
 
Henge: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Henge: 814/1000 Level: Four 
 
Kawarimi: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Kawarimi: 900/1000 Level: Four 
 
Observe: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Scan: 900/1000 Level: Four 
 
Run: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Evasion: 725/1000 Level: Three 
 
Roof Hopping: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Deception: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Deception: 801/1000 Level: Four 
 
Kunai Throwing: 727/1000 Level: Three 
 
Shuriken Throwing: 727/1000 Level: Three 

 
Explosive Tags: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. E. Tags: 660/1000 Level: Three 
 
Storage Scrolls: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. S. Scrolls: 770/1000 Level: Four 
 
Barroom Brawling: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Street Fighting: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
K. Bunshin Fighting: 390/1000 Level: Two 
 
You have [3] Attribute Points and [0] Skill Points available!
 
 
“Yes, that should work,†Hinata’s quiet voice broke the 
momentary silence between the three as they interpreted what the 
numbers meant. 
 
“Why does this . . . Game . . . give such low Skill Points?†Ino 
complained, not quite understanding the Leveling System. 
 
“Because the Skills you can train,†Naruto answered his blond 
counterpart calmly.  â€œThis way you don’t just get to pull a 
Shikamaru and do nothing while getting powers better than 
Kaguya.  After all, what’s the point of having Phenomenal Cosmic 
Powers without knowing how to use them?†
 
“TouchÃ&c opy;,†she bobbed her head in a nod, agreeing with that 
statement.  It did not go unnoticed that she did not defend her 
childhood friend as there was nothing untruthful about the 
comparison. 
 
“On ce the others are awakened we can hash out our next move,†
Naruto waved away the translucent windows only he could see.  
“In the meantime, I’m going to train myself into the ground 
while waiting for the Graduation Exam to come around.  I think 
I’m nearing the Cap that the Game mentioned about automatically 
forcing Missions.  My first one will be solo, I remember that 
much from originally learning the Kage Bunshin . . . what, a few 
hundred millennia or so ago?†
 
His attempt at a joke earned him a gentle bop one the head, even 
if the girls were somewhat smiling. 
 
“Hey,†Ino had a sudden thought about a pink-haired girl.  â€œHow 
come Sakura hasn’t ‘awakened’ like we have?†
 
“My theory,†he answered promptly, having been thinking about it 
himself, “is that we never got around to making her a full 
member of . . . of . . . our family.  Huh, odd that I can’t say 
the name.  It must be one of those ‘locked secret’ things.  

Anyway, those few that I never marked were apparently written 
out by the Game.†Another thought struck him.  â€œDamn it, now I’m 
going to have to make special trips to hunt down the others 
outside of Konoha.†
 
“Shouldnâ ;€™t be too hard if you spam out your . . . the . . . 
clones,†Hinata tried to name a technique he had developed and 
was stymied. 
 
“Fantastic, more control training,†Naruto groused having caught 
that the skill was apparently still locked.  â€œRight, nothing to 
it but to do it.†
 
Eight Months Later; Graduation Exam Day; 0600 
 
Naruto woke feeling rather perky, absentmindedly waving away a 
window about his health and chakra points being restored.  
Really, those windows were down right annoying yet easy to 
ignore once he had gotten used to their presence. 
 
He had come far in the time since joining the Class of Heirs as 
it was nicknamed by Ino.  So far, in fact, that he had to pause 
his training as he had gotten a red-tinted notice a couple 
months ago. 
 
WARNING! YOU HAVE REACHED AUTO-MISSION START POINT! DO YOU WISH 
TO LEVEL AND START NEXT MISSION? [YES] [NO]
 
 
Well, that was a no brainer as far as he was concerned.  To 
avoid any weird feelings of fast-forwarding time he had selected 
[NO] before rushing off to find those in Konoha. 
 
Hinata had struck pay-dirt with her ‘Spamming Clones’ idea.  
Knowing where those outside of the village were likely to be at 
this time had cut his searching down, letting him find and 
awaken them.  He had also unlocked many of his previous skills 
and gotten his control up where Ebisu would claim ‘Average, 
Barely’ for the amount of chakra he had. 
 
Those inside the village had been child’s play as Hinata passed 
word to Kurenai who told Anko, Yugao and Hana that he was 
seeking them out for something ‘ultra-important vital to their 
future’. 
 
Minus the two in the current employ of Orochimaru, the band was 
back together again. 
 

Part of what had triggered the warning message was meeting with 
and regaining skills from Tsunade.  Naruto had no idea that 
relearning the Medical Arts would cause his level to skyrocket 
as he got more and more practice in. 
 
One could imagine the surprise Hiruzen Sarutobi felt when his 
wayward Kunoichi student literally kicked his door down to 
announce her presence in the village again. 
 
Now it was the Graduation Exam and the confrontation with Mizuki 
afterwards.  Naruto had woken at his usual time on the dot, 
before getting dressed and leaving his ratty apartment for one 
of the places he had not frequented as much recently. 
 
Ichiraku’s Ramen. 
 
“Ayame-chan!†he bellowed far too loud for seven in the morning.  
“Load me up please!†
 
The daughter of Teuchi had not been amused to find herself in a 
Time-Loop again, one that was even stranger than the last.  Her 
anger had crumbled, just like the others, when the blond boy 
pouted outrageously proclaiming that it wasn’t his fault this 
time.  It was impossible to stay mad at that face nor the words 
he spoke. 
 
In a blur of arms that surprised her father, Ayame had five 
bowls of Ramen loaded down with meats, vegetables and several 
vitamin pills crushed into powder ready in ten seconds.  All 
three understood the extra ingredients as what the general 
populace of the village refused to sell the blond. 
 
It was rather amazing that five bowls could fill the bottomless 
pit, but as they were far more than empty calories and salt it 
was understandable. 
 
“Step one, right Naruto?†the brunette leaned over the counter 
to hug the teenager in what looked like a platonic manner to 
fool her father. 
 
“Yep,†the blond Uzumaki replied, returning the gesture and 
understanding why the subtlety was needed.  He wasn’t about to 
incur the fatherly wrath watching them.  â€œI’ll send word about 
when and where as I learn about it.†
 
That was his Code-Speak for letting her know that once Mizuki 
had approached him with the details of the heist-that-wasn’t he 

would inform the others so they could back him up if things went 
wrong. 
 
Forget this silly Game!  He was not about to do things on his 
own again, when he had a support structure this time around. 
 
Time to go to work. 
 
Konoha Academy; Iruka’s Domain; 0800 
 
Roll had been called and the pieces were in place.  The mask 
came off now to reveal what Naruto could actually do. 
 
Well, that was a misnomer.  The boy wasn’t the Dobe for a 
change, having sat down with Ino and Hinata to work out a method 
to get each other on a team together.  None of them wanted much 
of anything to do with Sasuke as they had tortured the boy 
enough in the original Time-Loops.  All that mattered was 
avoiding the Uchiha and Kakashi waiting in the wings to ‘train’ 
the boy. 
 
Naruto took a moment to look around the room, before his eyes 
fell on Kiba.  It had crushed the entire group to learn that 
those with ‘shelters’ in their minds had also been bumped out of 
the Game.  From what they could puzzle together it was the 
primary one in Naruto’s mind that had awoken those he had fully 
brought into his new family.  They were hopeful that the skills 
associated with bringing in others would unlock allowing them to 
get the other males back in the know. 
 
“Focus class,†Iruka brought the introspection to a halt as 
Mizuki handed out the written tests.  He didn’t bother with a 
different one for the blond as it was assumed the kid couldn’t 
even read, which sabotaged himself rather than an external force 
and thus avoided the ire of the Hokage. 
 
The man had no idea about the confrontation between Iruka and 
Naruto almost three years previous, giving away that the hidden 
Jinchuuriki was far more talented than he seemed. 
 
“The rules for this test are simple,†the scarred man continued.  
“No talking.  No cheating.  Those caught doing so automatically 
fail the entire Exam.  Once you are done, flip your tests over.  
You have two hours to complete as many questions as you can.  
You may begin.†
 

Not a half an hour later three sets of paper could be heard 
being turned over, earning raised eyebrows from the Senseis who 
gestured them down to Iruka’s desk. 
 
†œGo wait at the Taijutsu Ring please,†the brunette nearly 
whispered, being quiet so as not to disturb the other test 
takers.  He struggled to hide a twitch as Naruto, Ino and Hinata 
carefully made their way out of the room being just as quiet.  
Quickly glancing at their tests revealed just enough differences 
to rule out cheating, which had a bonus score as that meant 
Gennin-level information gathering and subterfuge to avoid being 
caught. 
 
“That was gravy,†Ino sprawled on the grass under the shade of 
one of the trees while the other two sat down with more dignity.  
Well, Hinata did at any rate.  Naruto simply slowed his descent 
to the ground so as not to flop bonelessly. 
 
“With everything we’d learned in the Loops that should have been 
a piece of cake,†Hinata relaxed against the tree trunk.  â€œAfter 
tonight we should have access to our better skills once . . . 
part of the story is told to Naruto.†
 
She had changed her sentence mid-speech as suddenly Shikamaru 
Nara was there, managing to look lazy, bored, sleepy and 
intensely focused at the same time.  He didn’t say a word as he 
lay down in the grass, giving the impression that he was cloud 
watching and on the verge of taking a nap. 
 
The trio were not fooled in the least.  They knew he was 
feigning disinterest in the hopes they would assume he wasn’t 
paying attention and thus say more than they should.  Really, if 
they didn’t know his character so well his attempt at espionage 
would have gone much better.  Of course now they couldn’t talk 
freely, instead choosing to enjoy each other’s company. 
 
â€&oeli g;Before I forget,†Naruto was starting to doze off in the shade 
as the morning was nice and cool, “I did prompt Jiji, so we have 
our meeting place.†
 
It would be found out soon enough that he was talking about the 
old Uchiha District, which the blond had learned -many lifetimes 
ago- how to get the Hokage to cough it up for free.  He had 
phrased it just so to keep some of the mystery surrounding them 
going as they knew they frustrated people like Shikamaru who 
hated puzzles. 
 

“WAKE UP!†bellowed Iruka, snapping the three out of their very 
nice nap rudely.  The rest of the class was snickering at the 
three, the girls having rolled in the direction of Naruto to 
snuggle him.  Shikamaru had somehow rolled into a bush and was 
cursing quietly as he attempted to extract himself before waving 
Chouji over for some assistance. 
 
Said teacher had hit the turf as a kunai whizzed by where his 
head had been, thrown with surprising accuracy and power from 
somebody that was going from sleep to wakefulness, forget it 
being from an Academy Student. 
 
ITEM LOST: [1] Academy Kunai 
 
“Damn it,†Naruto grumbled, subtlety waving away the notice 
about his weapon.  â€œDon’t do that Sensei!† He covered his 
actions nicely, diverting any suspicions to the fact that he was 
being forced awake. 
 
“Moving on . . .,†Iruka ignored the blond as he was wont to do 
whenever things started getting weird around him, getting the 
Taijutsu testing done.  Naturally in the course of events the 
brunette went against the Uchiha leaving Mizuki to the Uzumaki. 
 
Well, this guy was a traitor in every sense of the word.  Ino 
and Hinata had asked about one of his fighting styles and it was 
ready enough for a debut while not being good enough to utterly 
destroy the man. 
 
“Hajime!†
 
Those watching were floored as Naruto went into motion, a few 
copies of himself briefly spawning from his body in various 
places multiplying the number of limbs heading in the Assistant 
Instructor’s direction.  More than once did a clone use another 
as a bludgeon, pancaking the light-blue haired man into the 
ground before both disappeared with a wisp of smoke.  As a 
finisher -highly unnecessary as the soon to be revealed traitor 
was already unconscious but Iruka was too busy to stop the 
match- numerous clones began punching and kicking the man 
airborne before stacking on each other like a ladder.  This was 
so the Original and four hundred ninety-nine copies could race 
to the top to deliver a One Thousand Hit Combo with their fists. 
 
Mizuki made a nice crater when he finally came down at just 
short of terminal velocity, drawing the attention of Iruka at 
last. 

 
“What the-?!†he rushed to the site of the rough landing, 
checking his friend to insure he was still alive.  He was, and 
wasn’t actually in that bad of shape for being manhandled in 
such a severe manner.  By the time he looked up the clones were 
gone as was the smoke they left behind, leaving Naruto with a 
raised left eyebrow. 
 
“So, did I pass this test?†he nonchalantly asked while ignoring 
the gawking class around him. 
 
“Yeah, this is a Flawless Victory,†the scarred man had to hand 
it to one of his favorite people.  He had been flashy just for 
the test while not actually doing much intentional damage and at 
the same time gave his opponent no time to counterattack.  
Exactly what the test called for.  He was so stunned that he 
managed to forget the Kage Bunshin being used. 
 
“That was . . . awesome!†Ino was beside herself in glee, having 
never thought of that move before.  She’d expressed her opinion 
once her fellow blond had appeared between herself and Hinata. 
 
“Just wait until we get the improved versions again,†he kept 
his voice low, not bothering to hide his smugness at handing the 
guy his ass on a platter. 
 
From there, after the Yamanaka had her go, it was on to the 
Ninjutsu portion.  Mizuki had been patched up in the meantime, 
laying in wait for Naruto’s turn. 
 
Since he had managed to get good enough control for a chakra 
intensive technique, he managed to fool the pair by performing 
the hand-signs for the Bunshin while at the same time bringing 
forth his favorite technique in the Kage Bunshin
 
He even had them move in sync with him to sell that they were 
‘illusions’.  Sure enough, much to the ire of Mizuki by the look 
in his eyes, the duo bought it and had little choice but to 
graduate him. 
 
The world paused as Naruto expected it to by this point. 
 
MISSION LOG UPDATE 
 
Mission One: 
-Attend the Academy and learn the Skills you need to survive! 
[COMPLETE] [1000 EXP; 10000 MONEY] 


BONUS: Graduate near top of class: [3000 EXP; 30000 MONEY]; 
Graduate with Hidden Skills undiscovered: [2000 EXP; 30000 
MONEY]; Graduate without Skipping Events: [1000 EXP; 10000 
MONEY] 
[LOOT/BONUS/SECRETS] [11/11] 
 
NEW STATUS UNLOCKED! Through hard work and diligence, [TITLE] is 
now available.  [TITLE] will grant bonuses that are stackable 
for each [TITLE] gained.  Not all are good though, so beware! 
 
NEW ATTRIBUTE UNLOCKED! Put a lid on it! Through understanding, 
work and experimentation [C. CONTROL] is now available.  Now 
that you’ve gotten a handle on the Geyser, manipulating your 
chakra is easier than ever! 
 
[LEVEL UP AVAILABLE. ACCEPT?] [YES] [NO]
 
 
He wasn’t going to accept it just yet as he still needed the 
details from Mizuki so as to put the traitor away for good.  He 
was glad his control had moved into Attributes as that would 
give him the ability to ‘perfect’ it much faster opening up a 
whole new world of techniques for him. 
 
After Ino passed her test, he walked the pair of girls to the 
doors to send them on their way with their families.  He’d be 
seeing them soon enough, having given the whole aware group 
clones masquerading as a necklace. 
 
Sitting on the swing, he didn’t have to wait long for Mizuki to 
make his move.  Instead of a promotion to Gennin which he had 
already earned it was a promise of fast-tracking the blond onto 
the Chuunin list.  Fairly standard hogwash that Naruto paid no 
attention to. 
 
MISSION LOG UPDATE 
 
Mission Two: 
-Steal the [SCROLL OF SEALS] from the Hokage Tower! 
-Be at Training Ground Fifteen by Midnight with the Objective! 
-? 
-? 
-? 
BONUS: ? 
BONUS: ? 
BONUS: ? 
 
[ACCEPT?] [YES]
 

 
There was no way to avoid it now, so he selected his only choice 
before rushing off to his apartment.  Now that the Major Event 
had been triggered it was time to save and distribute some 
points he had accumulated.  A clone was there and gone so fast 
not even the Hokage, who was watching the rather odd scene via 
his crystal ball, had noticed it. 
 
CHARACTER BOOK â€“ NARUTO UZUMAKI 
 
Ran k: Gennin-Probate 
Title: Gennin [x10 learning experience to new skills] 
Level: Twenty-five 
EXP: 90/25000 
Money: 342849 
Health: 9483/9483 
Chakra: 99999/99999 
C. Recover: 9999/SEC 
Attributes: 
 

WISDOM: 377 
 
INTELLIGENCE: 402 
 
STRENGTH: 699 
 
CHARISMA: 956 
 
LUCK: 999~ 
 
VITALITY: 2013 
 
STAMINA: 2012 
 
SPEED: 1804 
 
STEALTH: 1144 
 
TAIJUTSU: 1200 
 
NINJUTSU: 1599 
 
GENJUTSU: 320 
 
BUKIJUTSU: 1021 
 
FUUINJUTSU: 9599 
 
C. CONTROL: 7961 
 
 
Skills: 
 

Kage Bunshin: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Kage Bunshin: 950/1000 Level: Four 
 
Oroike: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Oroike: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Henge: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Henge: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Kawarimi: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Kawarimi: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Observe: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Scan: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 

 
Run: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Evasion: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Roof Hopping: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Deception: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Deception: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Kunai Throwing: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
Adv. K. Throwing: 550/1000 Level: Three 

 
Shuriken Throwing: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. S. Throwing: 650/1000 Level: Three 
 
Explosive Tags: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. E. Tags: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Storage Scrolls: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. S. Scrolls: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Barroom Brawling: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Street Fighting: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
K. Bunshin Fighting: 690/1000 Level: Three 
 
You have [7483] Attribute Points and [160] Skill Points 
available!
 
 
Holy crap his stats had gotten all sorts of crazy holding back 
on the Leveling.  This was going to take a while to fix, 
especially with his control now being modifiable.  He also 
noticed that his LUCK attribute had gained a symbol instead of a 
digit.  He assumed, correctly, that it meant no matter how much 
he pumped into his other attributes it would always be pegged at 
full for the number of digits in another.  Still, he had an ass-
ton of points to use and not much time to do it. 
 
CHARACTER BOOK â€“ NARUTO UZUMAKI 
 
Ran k: Gennin-Probate 
Title: Gennin [x10 learning experience to new skills] 
Level: Twenty-five 
EXP: 90/25000 
Money: 342849 
Health: 9483/9483 
Chakra: 99999/99999 
C. Recover: 9999/SEC 
Attributes: 
 

WISDOM: 180 4 
 
INTELLIGENCE: 1804 
 
STRENGTH: 1804 
 
CHARISMA: 1804 
 
LUCK: 999~ 
 
VITALITY: 2013 
 
STAMINA: 2012  

 
SPEED: 1804  
 
STEALTH: 1804 < br>  
TAIJUTSU: 1804 
 
NINJUTSU: 1804 
 
GENJUTSU:  769 
 
BUKIJUTSU: 1804 
< b> 
FUUINJUTSU: 9599 
 
C. CONTROL: 7691 
 
Skills: 
 

Kage Bunshin: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Kage Bunshin: 950/1000 Level: Four 
 
Oroike: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Oroike: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Henge: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Henge: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Kawarimi: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Kawarimi: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Observe: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Scan: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Run: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Evasion: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Roof Hopping: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Deception: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. Deception: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Kunai Throwing: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
Adv. K. Throwing: 690/1000 Level: Three 

 
Shuriken Throwing: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. S. Throwing: 690/1000 Level: Three 
 
Explosive Tags: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. E. Tags: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Storage Scrolls: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Adv. S. Scrolls: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Barroom Brawling: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
Street Fighting: 1000/1000 Level: MAX 
 
K. Bunshin Fighting: 690/1000 Level: Three 
 
You have [0] Attribute Points and [0] Skill Points available!
 
 
He frowned at his Genjutsu Attribute, knowing why it took 
forever for it to gain points.  This was as close to being 
balanced as he could get before dumping the Skill Points across 
the two skills that needed them, bringing them even with his 
self-created fighting style.  Holy Log this was far more trouble 
than it was worth. 
 

Another thing that bothered Naruto was that his new skill 
creation had slowed to a crawl.  Apparently he had to be 
introduced to a concept first, be it by book or by mouth, before 
he could get any skills in that department. 
 
Oh damn it all! 
 
TBC(?) 
 
The opening note says it all.  Besides, with the way Kishimoto 
made everybody and their Summons just short of being a God I 
figured “why not stay in that vein, but actually account for the 
growth?â€.  It makes the battle with Kaguya a bit more believable 
if the reader has quantifiable data in front of their face over 
a vague time-skip Power Up. 
 
Ah, yes.  Perfect Lionheart has disappeared from the fanfiction 
community.  I actually reread Chuunin Exam Day while I was 
creating this for inspiration and the references I make point 
directly to that story . . . that hasn’t been touched in 
forever. 
 
Once you get through his need for detail there’s a great fic in 
there!  Too bad it remains unfinished . . . 
 
Anyway, if I get a message of some type from him saying to flush 
this I will.  However, I’m hoping he won’t as this goes in a new 
direction from where he was. 
 
Ja!