Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Sleiyv ❯ Manipulative ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, nor the characters in it... I own my own characters... and their twisted personalities. I do not own the lyrics that I used for this, nor the name of the songs used. I am not making any money writing this, tata.
AN: I have a Naruto fic that I have on hold for a while... mm... if any of you have read it then forgive me for taking so long to write the 6th chapter... NEways ignore this An b/c there is no point in ppl who arent caring about this reading it.... This isn't a Naruto fic so I should not be talking about it in this... ah, well... enjoy.

Manipulative who? Me? Couldn't be.
McKlaine Kinsley Kinsei, He sighed. What an odd name. It fit him. With a smirk he made his way toward the Great Hall. His great-great grandfather was to be in for a surprise. He sighed pulling the tie out of his hair and allowed it to fall around his shoulders. He had a slender frame, though muscular all the same. His hair was black and past his shoulders and near his mid back. He had white bangs that framed his face. He smirked suddenly, the wards recognized him. Chancing a glance at the sky he deduced that they must have been having lunch. He touched the door and it opened. He walked down the halls and towards the doors to the great hall. After a moment he opened the door, and walked in.
The students, whom moments before had been speaking raucously, were now gaping at him like a fish out of water. He ignored them, and made his way to the head table. 'The old man looks as manipulative as usual,' thought McKlaine Kinsley silently as he observed his great great grandfather. After he reached the head table Albus decided to speak. "Who might you be, miss?" asked Albus; the ever present twinkle in his sparkling blue eyes. McKlaine Kinsley face faulted though his great-great grandfather didn't notice. There was a cough from the far left of the head table.
Remus was choking slightly on his drink. After clearing his throat, he noticed that all eyes were now on him, his face flushed from his momentary lack of air, not to mention embarrassment. "I believe that... umm... this isn't a miss, he's more of a mister... Headmaster," said Remus. McKlaine Kinsley inclined his head towards Remus offering a gracious smile. Remus, still flushing, offered a timid one in response. McKlaine Kinsley ignored the shocked auras' of those around him. "Really, Grandpapa, to forget blood relatives, shameful." tsked McKlaine Kinsley amusedly. McKlaine Kinsley pulled off his shades and waited, his indigo/purple eyes flashing. Only a few gasped. The headmaster however merely sipped his drink which McKlaine Kinsley and Severus noticed him slip calming draught into. "Well, what a surprise..." the twinkle was still in his eyes, his voice was somewhat calm, and McKlaine Kinsley sighed. 'Must be thinking about lemon drops... the loon'
"Everyone, this is my twice great grandson..." Those that knew Albus well knew that he was less than pleased to have been surprised by his double great grandson. In fact he was irked beyond measure. "McKlaine Kinsley Kinsei" finished McKlaine Kinsley, while being undoubtedly and indubitably pleased with irking his grandpapa. "Severus, my boy, would you mind allowing McKlaine Kinsley here to stay in the guestrooms of your living quarters in the dungeons?" Albus said in a low voice to the man by his side. Said man gave a short nod before rising and leaving the great hall by the side door. This of course meant that Albus was putting him off on Snape. 'The old coot would probably attempt to avoid me at all costs... all the more pleasant it will be for me to foil his plans...' Indigo/purple eyes darkened drastically with inner glee before following Snape. Albus shivered, this did not bode well for him. McKlaine Kinsley didn't get manipulated, no, McKlaine Kinsley was manipulative himself. A devious one, that he was... Absentmindedly he turned back to the Great Hall that erupted into multiple conversations about the Indigo/purple eyed man.
"McKlaine Kinsley, why are you here?" asked Severus. "Ah, Severus...hmm... Sev, Sev, Sev, surely you haven't forgotten," Said McKlaine Kinsley in a reproachful tone. "You haven't been here for four years... four very 'long' years" Said Severus. McKlaine Kinsley sighed before brushing some hair away from his face and moving closer to Severus. "I'm sorry... Besides, I'll need your cooperation for our relationship to work..." Said McKlaine Kinsley in a soft tone. "I don't know why you persist... nothing can come from this relationship." Severus said exasperatedly. He felt warm puffs of air on his face, and noticed how close McKlaine Kinsley was to him. "I'll be the judge of that... let me decide my fate... hmm... let me make my own choices." The heat of McKlaine Kinsley's breath against his face was calming... somewhat. McKlaine Kinsley kissed his cheek, before walking, more like 'skipping' out of the living area and into the guest chamber while whistling Yankee Doodle.
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Severus was getting ready to go to teach his class. After a moment he decided that he didn't want McKlaine Kinsley to know... the little git would rile the class up and that's 'just' what he needed. His students, the little dunderheads... excluding my Slytherins of course seeing as the majority of them are on their way to greatness..., to pay less attention, than they usually do, to him in class. He really didn't understand why the younger man insisted that this unwholesome situation, this relationship, was what he wanted. But if he wanted it then so be it. McKlaine Kinsley always got what he wanted, one way or the other... he was decidedly very verySlytherin. Severus was just out the door when he ran into McKlaine Kinsley.... McKlaine Kinsley?
"My poor, poor Sev..." Said McKlaine Kinsley in a sad tone of voice. "You've become disillusioned, so sad... how can you even dare to think that I would let you go to class without me..." He said cupping the older mans cheek gently rubbing a thumb over the edge of his mouth. " that..." McKlaine Kinsley moved his hand away from his cheek and smirked before flicking the others abnormally large nose... which recieved him a glare from the older man. "...and grandpapa has assigned me to you, so I must come." McKlaine Kinsley said looking disapponted. "I mean I would rather tour the school once again, alone." Said McKlaine Kinsley with a myschievious look in his eyes that Severus did not miss, but he did ignore it. "I won't tell if you don't... hmm...how did you get right here..infront of me... weren't you in the guest chambers..." asked Severus curiously. McKlaine Kinsley raised an eyebrow. "I apparated, how else?" he asked, smirking at Severus' shocked expression before walking away whistling 'twinkle, twinkle little star'. why does he do that? Thought Severus annoyedly.
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McKlaine Kinsley sighed before walking in the shadows of the dungeons. 'why does Severus continuosly doubt the success of our relationship... always put a stop to my advances... no matter, he will participate...' he contemplated this even as hogwarts told him of his fans... and of what they are saying about him. After a moment he found himself in front of the potions classroom. He entered without knocking and with a small smile. The class, he realized, had stopped their work. "Don't stop working on my account... Potions is a meticulous art, you don't want to miss a step... could be fatal," McKlaine Kinsley tsked disapproovingly. Then, he turned to Severus who was alternating between glaring at him and glaring at the students who were still staring at him (McKlaine Kinsley). Minus Ms. Granger of course who had looked down immediately after glancing up at whom had entered. Though upon closer inspection she had a slight flush to her cheeks, and she was sneeking subtle glances at McKlaine Kinsley, whom had noticed that... and the fact that she was about to add the scale of dragon in before the eye of newt while the potion was on the flame... therefore too warm to add the scale of dragon which would cause the potion to boil over and burn through the desk and floor. Well, that and it was in the wrong order... eye of newt comes first.
McKlaine Kinsley rushed over to the desk immediatly grabbing her hand. "No no no, that could be fatal...ok?" He said. Severus snapped to attention immediately. "Are you daft woman... I mean seriously Ms. Granger... I'm most displeased with you...Usually idiocy is reserved for Longbottom who is 'sadly' doing better than you... I'm appalled and discusted by your behavior..." He snapped at her and then he noticed how she kept looking at McKlaine Kinsley, and its not even the fact that she was looking at McKlaine Kinsley, it was how she was looking at him. Like she actually likes him. She didn't even know him. Severus sneered at her. How dare she look at him, she has no right to... to look at him... Severus humphed at the thought. "Why don't you bloody daydream about him in your own time and NOT in my classroom, during my class... you should be listening to me... and paying attention..." He said in an annoyed voice, "You shouldn't be thinking about him in that way, what about your redheaded snogging partner shouldn't you be thinking of 'him' "
McKlaine Kinsley smirked at Severus. "What's the matter jealous?" Severus nearly face faulted but managed to keep up his facade. "No, and what about this relationship, hmm?" McKlaine Kinsley. "Don't you dare go there... Alright, that was a low blow even for you, because you know I'm serious... Sev.." The rest of the class gasped. Suddenly they noticed that they werent the only ones in the class room.
"You called him, sev?" gaped Ron in mortification, which turned into awe, "and you haven't died yet?"
McKlaine Kinsley smirked, walking over to Severus he pat the man on the head before walking out of the room singing 'I feel pretty' from this fascinating movie called anger management. The class obviously thought McKlaine Kinsley odd, and sexy (if all the saliva in the room was anything to go by), but odd.
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McKlaine Kinsley made his way to the Great Hall it had been around an hour since he had seen Severus. He decided to go back to the mans living quarters, he suddenly didn't feel all that hungry anymore. 'Why is he so stubborn, he knows nothing... I get what I want anyway... It doesn't matter what he says... our relationship will work...' McKlaine Kinsley sighed before walking into the guest chambers in the mans living quarters. He took a shower then put on something that Severus would deem 'muggle-ish' he snickered. He then walked out into the living quarters and sat in one of the chairs there. He hadn't realized he had fallen asleep until he heard Severus come in. "You and muggle clothes.." was all Snape murmured. "How was your day?" McKlaine Kinsley asked amusedly, as one could tell he new exactly how his sevvies' day had been. "Ah, ah, aah, sneering will get you no where, sevvie-pooh,"said McKlaine Kinsley softly. Though it only gained him a mild glare. "Oh, poor sev...come sit here in front of me..."Said McKlaine Kinsley. 'Surely, if his day was so bad that he can't give me a proper glare then he needs a massage...' thought McKlaine Kinsley.
Severus was to tired to argue so he sat in between McKlaine Kinsleys legs and leaned back into the younger mans stomach. With a sigh McKlaine Kinsley massaged his shoulders. Severus made an appreciative noise that caused McKlaine Kinsley to smile. He was not a disappointer, he would please the man. After a moment, he pushed the man onto the floor, which was thankfully carpet, and sat by his side before massaging his back. "Sev, how was your day?" he quiried again. "You mean before or after you cost me the attention of my class?" asked Severus in, considering the fact that his face was on the carpet and he was still receiving a massage, a huff/moan/grunt. McKlaine Kinsley chuckled, "after...of course..." He said pulling Severus into a sitting position. He raised a hand and a brush flew into it.
"Well in that case Ms. Grangers' behavior and concoctions after you left would put Neville Longbottoms to shame... other than that, the usual imbicile things those dunderheads..." a pause, "did you just accio that brush without saying anything?" Severus said in annoyance. Now why can't I do that? "Yes, is that a problem." said McKlaine Kinsley, more than asked. "NO, not a problem at all...not at all..." he murmured annoyedly, though he was calmed by the brush running through his hair. He was near sleep when his mark started to burn. He jolted awake and grabbed his robes and mask which acted as a portkey and left to a meeting. When he returned he immediately fell asleep on the couch his head resting on McKlaine Kinsleys lap. McKlaine Kinsley woke up seconds after he did this, and sighed. He cast a charm, that he called 'healing hands', on Sev. After he healed the wounds, and aches, he sighed, again.

"My, my, my.. My poor Sevvie-pooh, let me get you to bed..." murmured McKlaine Kinsley. He levitated him up and into the room, then he settled the older man into his bed. After he lay him in the bed McKlaine Kinsley lie down beside him and enveloped him in his arms falling to sleep immediately.
The next morning McKlaine Kinsley woke to a weight upon his chest. He looked down to see Severus looking back at him calmly. "You..." He said, and McKlaine Kinsley chuckled. "Yes, me..." he said with a smirk before kissing Severus' cheek. He got up and went into the guest chambers, while singing 'numb', by one of his favorite muggle band called Linkin Park, and smiling secretively.
After leaving the vicinity in which Severus was, he apparated and walked up to a figure. "He still doubts our relationship... it bothers me, but he's still going along with it..." He said. The mysterious figure chuckled. "He doubts that any kind of relationship can be delved... he has issues, he'll get over it..." Says the figure. "Yes, true... anyway, next time he is called, could you have it so he's less pained... or am I asking to much?" said McKlaine Kinsley. The figure rolled its eyes. "What ever... its not like I don't know he's a spy..." McKlaine Kinsley in turn murmured,"Ah, but so am I... and I want to irk grandpapa so bad even his blasted lemon drops won't help him..."
'Muhwahahahahahahaa!' he thought, his indigo/purple eyes darkening in that glee we all know so well. As if sensing his insane inner cackling the figure in front of him shivered before smacking him up side the head. "Stop that," said the figure. "Ow, what did I do?"McKlaine Kinsley whined pouting, which earned him a pointed look. He stuck his tongue out playfully. The figure pointed, and McKlaine Kinsley groaned. "Oh, fooweey, you're no fun,"said McKlaine Kinsley as he disapparated back to his room, just when Severus checked in... all Sev saw was his form in the bed. When the door closed, his inner cackling was back with a fierceness. He just managed to 'not' rub his hands together manically.
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Albus Dumbledor knew something was off, he just couldn't figure out what, but he felt something was terribly wrong... 'Oh, well' he thought absentmindedly as he poped a lemon dropped into his mouth and continued to read a delightfully wonderful story called 'Peter Pan'. "Imagine, a flying boy who never ages and is friends with a fairy... OoO how interesting a pirate and fairy dust... " Albus giggled obscenely. "Wow, pity boys can't fly..." He said completely disregarding wizards, and magical creatures. Not to mention forgetting a certain feeling that something wasn't right... 'Hmm, I wonder how I would look in tights and forest sprite clothing...'
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Somewhere in Never never land a young boy sneezed. 'I know I don't have a cold,' he thought absently.
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McKlaine Kinsley snickered as he walked into the Great Hall. He sat at the Slytherin table, then proceeded to stare at the head table. Seeing that Severus wasn't there he frowned in disappointment. After a moment he looked down and ate a few bites of the food that had just appeared. He felt a tap on his shoulder but didn't look to see who it was. "Why are you sitting at the Slytherin table, Mr. Kensei?"
McKlaine Kinsley turned to see a green eyed boy/man sitting beside him. Looking at the crest on the young mans robes, he raised a perfectly sculpted eyebrow. "Why are you even on the same side of the room as this table?" McKlaine Kinsley retorted. The boy blushed before murmuring,"No reason..."
"Sure... "Said McKlaine Kinsley skeptically. "Same here, now, please call me McKlaine Kinsley, Mr. Kinsei is my father and my uncle three times five tenths thrice removed by marriage... and its definitely too formal for my tastes..."(this is what happens when you leave me to my own devices with only a computer and a tub of chocolate by my side...)
At Harry's incredulous look, McKlaine Kinsley gave a charming smile. Harry blushed, which caused McKlaine Kinsley to smirk. "Potter, move down a seat..." Said Draco looking rather dangerous. McKlaine Kinsley could practically see the dark cloud over Dracos' head. McKlaine Kinsleys' indigo/purple eyes darkened and inner voice cackled madly with glee. Draco sat in front of the seat that was between McKlaine Kinsley and Harry. He had a sinister look on his face. "What are you doing at this table, Kensei?" asked Draco darkly. McKlaine Kinsley gave him a smug look. "Why, talking to this lovely young fellow here, of course." Harry flushed tomato ripe, and Dracos' face went stoic with barely concealed rage. McKlaine Kinsley merely flashed a grin before going back to eating.
"Dray," murmured Harry after a moment. Seems he noticed, how Draco was giving both of them looks. He would look toward Harry worriedly, then glare balefully at McKlaine Kinsley, who would either flash a grin or ignore him completely. "Hmm..."hummed Draco. But when Harry said nothing, he looked up to see him staring at McKlaine Kinsley, who waited until they had taken a sip of their pumpkin juice before saying calmly, "You don't have to worry, I'm taken, so I'm not after your boyfriend... have fun snogging, Tata," McKlaine Kinsley said with a chesshire grin as they both nearly choked on their drink, when they finally got their breath they looked up only to see his back as he walked away humming 'feel good inc.' by this fascinating muggle group called the Gorillaz. He was humming quite loudly too. He waved over his shoulder and placed his hands in his pocket half-way to the door, he apparated mid-walk.
Dumbledore glared at the spot his kin had been. 'He must quit showing off... and it's not fair that he gets to apparate through the wards... not to mention he knows muggle songs it's not fair !' whined Dumbledore inwardly.
Severus snape was not happy, not happy at all. The episode in the Great Hall was spreading rapidly. "You..." he growled. "Yes, me... you seem to be saying that alot," said McKlaine Kinsley innocently. "Did I do something wrong?" he asked in 'confusion'. "You... shouldn't apparate in the school, because if the gossip is anything to go by, they already suspect you to be a spy for you know who..."
McKlaine Kinsley snorted. "No, I don't know who," he said, completely ignoring everything else that Sev had said. You can't possibly want this relationship..." Said Sev tiredly. Before McKlaine Kinsley could reply, Sev's mark flared. "Let me go with you," he said. "No" said Sev. McKlaine Kinsley sighed. "Sure, Sev, whatever."
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McKlaine Kinsley made a face. 'Why is the man annoying me so...' he thought.
Decidedly, he knew he would get revenge, or atleast find away out of this confrontation. The headmaster had called him to his office the moment Severus had left. "Lemon drop?" asked the headmaster. "No thank you," said McKlaine Kinsley. The headmaster shrugged then popped one in his own mouth. His eyes closed in a moment of contentness. 'looneey' McKlaine Kinsleys inner voice said in a sing-song tone. Meanwhile McKlaine Kinsley saw a book on Albus' desk and grinned. 'So, the old guy has a fetish for childrens books...'
"I called you here because..." began Albus only to be interrupted by McKlaine Kinsley who said, "You know, Muggles have quite the imagination, just think Cinderella and talking mouse, a fairy godmother and a princess... honestly..." McKlaine Kinsley pulled severel books out of his inner robes and enlarged them. "Here... these muggle books are quite the read," gushed McKlaine Kinsley as he gave Dumbledore several muggle childrens books. "My, ooh.. wonderful, simply wonderful..." Said Dumbledore his eyes alight with pleasure and his mind successfully off of the reason for McKlaine Kinsleys being in his presence. With that McKlaine Kinsley stood up and walked out of Dumbledores office singing. Dumbledore quirked an interested eyebrow. 'What's a laffy taffy? And why would they shake it?' he thought perplexed and curious.
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McKlaine Kinsley came into the potions classroom like he did everyday. He was singing while walking in for a change. "E'ry body in da club... gettin.. tip..sy..." After his initial realization that everybody was staring at him, he chuckled. "Um... perhaps you should pay more attention to your work..." After saying this he walked acrossed the classroom and into the door on the side of the room that was Sev's office. He felt the eyes of the class on him as he walked into the room. Sev had already gotten used to him barging in so didn't spare a glance, nor did he pause in writing the ingredience to the potion on the board. A few minute later, after everyone had resumed their work, they heard a snort of laughter come from the office. Nearly every head turned to that area. "You are totally obsessed with potions..." exclaimed McKlaine Kinsley coming out of snapes office with seven books levitating behind him. "I am not," Said Severus defensively. "Yes, you are... out of like four hundred and twenty books, you have maybe... one non-potions book, and that one isn't even normal, no its a book on 'DAT'" Says McKlaine Kinsley in annoyance. "I don't do light reading," Severus said. "You a lie, you're just obsessed..." Said McKlaine Kinsley. Everyone wondered briefly if McKlaine Kinsley had really bothered to count it.
This received him a glare. "No, watch..." McKlaine Kinsley grabbed a miscellaneous potions book off of the desk, says,"this is you," then he places a deranged and possessive look on his face while carressing the books cover, almost, lovingly and hissing in parseltongue. "My pressschioussss..."
The entire class went deathly silent. Then Harry laughs, the sound rings loudly in the silent classroom, and ducks beside Dray whom was his partner for the year in Potions. He peaked over the edge of the desk then ducks back down to hide from Snapes glare. Dray looks down to his side and quirked an eyebrow. "What did he say?" asked Dray. "He said, 'my precious' in parseltongue" The whole class erupted into laughter which abruptly stopped when they saw the look on their profesors face. Seeing the look on Sev's face McKlaine Kinsley gulped turning 'nervous' eyes at him. "Can I say something before you A.K. my arse?" he asked in a scared voice. Severus said nothing. Everyone stared at McKlaine Kinsley. "Woo-saaah" He said before calmly walking out of the class singing 'Caught up' by Usher.
==== Interlude====
Deatheaters and those of the lightside were in a clearing. Presumably in the middle of nowhere... Voldermort was dressed in dress robes and he was standing in an odd pose. "Well, Potter... today is the day.. we will battle...Let us begin...."
Music began playing out of thin air and Voldermort smirked. "What do you think?" He asked before he began to sing.
[Chorus]"Ain't nobody dope as me; I'm just so fresh, so clean" He began and sent a smirk towards Harry and a decidedly disturbing look towards Dumbledore.
(So fresh and so clean clean)-Chimed in Bella from the left of him. She was standing with the rest of the inner circle, whom were all out of the way and to the side... in a circle. Voldermort continued.
"Don't you think I'm so sexy; I'm just so fresh, so clean" Says Voldermort as he licked his hand and ran it through his non-existent hair. The others shuddered though it went unnoticed.
(So fresh and so clean clean)-Lucius decided to come in this time. Along with Bella and Pettigrew.
"Ain't nobody dope as me; I'm just so fresh, so clean" Voldermort was having entirely too much fun with this.(So fresh and so clean clean)-Said some random Death Eater.
"I love when you stare at me; I'm just so fresh, so clean" He said this once again looking at Dumbledore though he did chance a glance at Harry.(So fresh and so clean clean)-Once again Bella.

Harry gave him a disgusted look, before walking forwards. He had on baggy black jeans, a white T'shirt, a black coattail jacket and a black top-hat. He tilted the top hat to the side and gave a smirk. "Your baldheaded, no game, lame, imbicile arse, has got to be joking..., bah, fresh and clean my foot... This is how it iz." Said Harry in a sing song voice. He stepped back and motioned for Ron to start the music. When it started Harry struck several poses while pointing at Voldermort.
[Harry began to "Rap"] "When I was 8 I was rhymin not back yard game playin Watchin Snoop anxiously and waitin for my chance man Ridin cocky wit it cause I kno that I am man I'm goin down in history like American Band Stand I stay fresh to def like the neighborhood dope man I stay on the top cause I keep comin wit dough man U steady watchin steady but there ain't no hope man U dealin wit somethin bigger than the US oh man And ain't no jokin Fresh like fatlaces and dukey ropes and I keep on smokin Young but I'm ready so that means I'm strokin Look at me now days girl a dawg is soakin Addicted to it Jd say I got it bad 18 nigga makin more than yo dad They think they doin it but I'ma out do em If you know somebody like that walk up and say to em" Harry was nodding his head to the beat.
Ron Comes in at this point and begins singing...err..rapping...err..sumthin like that..."Ye ain't ridin [(ye ain't ridin)-Hermione] Ye ain't bumpin like I'm bumpin Ye ain't sayin nuthin homie Ye ain't fresh azimiz Ye ain't got it [(ye ain't got it)-Hermione] You don't keep it thuggin like I keep it thuggin Lil buddy you ain't fresh azimiz "
Harry comes back. His top-hat still in place. "Ye ain't big [(big)-Ron] whipping Ye ain't steady ti tippin No girl getting homie You ain't fresh azimiz You think you is [(Think ya is)-Dean] but you ain't Think u can get it crunk like me but u can't..." He stepped back then he began again... "Ye ain't ridin [(ye ain't ridin)-Dean] Ye ain't bumpin like I'm bumpin Ye ain't sayin nuthin homie Ye ain't fresh azimiz Ye ain't got it [(ye ain't got it)-Seamus] You don't keep it thuggin like I keep it thuggin Lil buddy you ain't fresh azimiz..." The music ended.
Harry adopted a thoughtful look upon his face. "You know... for someone who despises muggles and half-bloods you sure you should be singing muggle songs... bit hypocritical dont cha think?"
Voldermort paled. Then his face broke out into rage. "YOU..." yelled Voldermort pointing to McKlaine Kinsley. The others were staring at McKlaine Kinsley in shock. 'What did McKlaine Kinsley have to do with anything?'
McKlaine Kinsley who was in the background muttered something along the lines of...'between him and sev I can't tell who's worse...' "Yes, me... and am I missing something? Or is somebody going to actually A.K. somebody today... I mean, this whole contesting thing is getting old.. though if you had better songs I wouldn't be saying this...hmm... that gives me an idea..." Says McKlaine Kinsley before he apparated away humming something along the lines of 'A whole new world'.
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McKlaine Kinsley sighed in slight annoyance. His grandpapa had been annoyingly absent for the past two months. "He must be paranoid... thinks I'm going to take away his books..." Snickered McKlaine Kinsley. 'I wonder where Severus is?' he thought idly. As he entered the great hall; he saw his grandpapa in his customary seat. He smirked. He noted that his grandpapa had paled considerably.
Albus Dumbledore was nervous. This was an uncharacteristic thing for him to be. But he had a right to be nervous. His great grandson had just smirked at him. ' He must be about to take his book back... No-oo I loove those books, and 'that' one is my favorite' He whined 'ok, time for a lemon drop' Sneakily he snuck a lemon drop into his tea. 'There, no one will suspect a thing,' He thought gidily as he sipped his tea with a straange light in his eyes.
"Geeze, the man gets high off of lemon drops in the middle of the great hall and thinks no one will notice..." muttered McKlaine Kinsley to himself as he ate his food. After a moment he noticed the odd look the headmaster gave him before the man seemed to relax. 'Big mistake,' thought McKlaine Kinsley in amusement. Three minutes into breakfast a few books came in; oddly enough they were dancing and music was playing in the background. 'It's supercalifragilisticespialidocious....' 'Walking in a winter wonderland...'
Several of the books danced closer to the head table, as soon as it was within reach, the headmaster made a grab for one of his favorites... one about a boy puppet who wanted to be a real boy and a puppet master named... getepo...gepreto.. well ge-something. It was a good book, and that was all that mattered. The book danced out of his reach and McKlaine Kinsley was making his way up to the head table. Smirking McKlaine Kinsley abruptly turned and walked back out of the great hall. 'I have an idea...'
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After returning to the dungeons, and subsequently Sev's living quarters, McKlaine Kinsley sat in his study on a chair by the fire reading a book and drinking a snifter of brandy. He was thinking of his long day... and how tired he was. That and he had devised a plan to get exactly what he wanted. He had a master plan. Which was made up with smaller much more believable goals. He could act... just compound a half truth by ten times the emotion and let it go. Severus came in mere moments later with his patent glare on full force, and it was directed at McKlaine Kinsley. Oh, well sev was mad... he'd have to work more on the plan later. "What I do now?" Asked McKlaine Kinsley softly. He also knew when to hide or control his emotions... now was that time. "Will you quit bloody prancing around like a dunderhead... You are nineteen act your age you twit..." Said Severus. McKlaine Kinsley looked at him, his eyes were calm. "Are you done yet?" he asked; his voice calm and soft yet with a warning edge to it. Severus sneered, the boy had no right to speak that way to him. "No, as a matter of fact, I am not. You..." said Severus, pausing to see if the boy would say anything, he continued when it was apparent he would not... though upon reflection he should have realized that something was wrong with this situation... the boy was to serious. "If you want to be treated like an adult you must be an adult and you boy are no adult... not yet a man are you... and apparently I've forgotten that boys your age tend to be sophomoric..." Severus sighed. "You must quit... showing off... it helps absolutely nothing..." McKlaine Kinsley gave him a measured look before he spoke, "Feel better?"
Severus was shocked, though he shouldn't have been. The boy was being mature about his rant... not only that, but he understood that he had needed to blow off some steam. "Yes" said Severus simply as he sat beside the boy... no the man. He narrowed his eyes when he saw what the boy (Yes he had went from boy to man to boy and what? what of it... it was his brandy) was drinking... "Sev, you know I am past the age of consent, don't you dare take away my only peace..." McKlaine Kinsley was being too serious. It was dangerous. It was scary. Oh, bloody hell he was frightened. "What... what is wrong?" asked Severus timidly. wow timid and snape... not a believable combination of words, but then again neither was frightened and snape, or serious and McKlaine Kinsley.
After a short while McKlaine Kinsley sighed. "Come shopping with me..." Severus raised an eyebrow before "No"
"Come on... it'll be fun..."-McKlaine Kinsley
"No"-Snape
"Oh, fine... no shopping with Sevvie..." This earned McKlaine Kinsley a glare from said 'Sevvie'. "Well, can we atleast go flying?" asked McKlaine Kinsley quietly. "I haven't been in a long time... remember four years ago that accident..." McKlaine Kinsley felt no need to elaborate. The accident was the main reason that he had left... but then he had healed... but he hadn't come back. He had left Sev to those idiotic dunderheads. You see, he had been Severus's potions assistant since age eleven, and even then he had loved to fly... then at age fifteen he had an accident involving a certain potion... he had been devastated to realize he would not be able to fly on his own again...
"You... you didn't come back even after you left to get the antidote..." Said Severus in a hurt tone. McKlaine Kinsley sighed before coming closer to his friend. He gently ran a hand through his hair before simply pulling the older man towards him and placing a soft kiss upon his lips. Though it could hardly be considered a kiss. A mere touching of lips maybe, but not a kiss. It was over before it could truly begin. "Sev," said McKlaine Kinsley softly... gently running his hand through his friends hair in a loving manner. "I could not... I could not bare the thought that I could not fly alone any longer... To see the quidditch field and its mammoth space, the clear blue sky calling to me, urging me to fly to raise and leave, to be free... But I could not. I could not answer the call of the winds or earth and it killed me... I was dying... You must understand that... I love you and always have but... It wasn't about you then... it was about me... about what I needed... I didn't want to hurt you... never wanted that..." said McKlaine Kinsley... his voice was unusually morose. Severus clutched to McKlaine Kinsley, whom at some point had pulled him into a hug. "But even after... after you came into your inheritance... when you could fly again; you had your full power then. Even more than that... Why didn't you come back?" sobbed Severus. McKlaine Kinsley rubbed tiny comforting circles onto his back as the older of the two cried. McKlaine Kinsley pulled back and looked into Severus' eyes as he gently and lovingly wiped Severus' tears away. He said nothing.
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The next day Severus had been relaxed against his young friend on the couch, when he felt the mark burn. "I-" Started Severus. "Have to go I know.." interrupted McKlaine Kinsley. "I am coming with you..." Said McKlaine Kinsley decisively. "Oh, no you're not..." said Severus glaring at the young ma-boy. "I will come with you... I refuse to allow you to be hurt more..." said McKlaine Kinsley seriously. Severus sneered, 'you mean more than you hurt me already by insisting on having me let you get hurt' aloud he said, "I'll be fine..." McKlaine Kinsley snorted, "Why can't I come?," he asked. 'If only he would let me come... I could help and maybe this relationship would work better...' thought McKlaine Kinsley absently. "Because I said so," said Severus impassively. "That is a B.S. answer and you know it... whats the matter mr. I'm-so-much-of-a-sour-git-of-a-potions-master? Can't think of any sarcastic combacks? Any intelligent answers to a simple question?" ignoring the darkening of the potions masters' face McKlaine Kinsley continued. "Losing our wit are we? Pathetic... simply, obstrusively, and indeffinitely pa-the-tic..." snarled McKlaine Kinsley angrily. He had never felt so angry in his life. So tired. He was being stretched to the limit yet he refused to give up. It was all a part of his master plan. OF course he didn't mean all of what he had said... He loved his friend dearly. But being constantly babied had its' adverse effects. He didn't need protection. Truth be told, it was them who needed his protection... the bloody idiotic meddlesome prats...
"You are wasting my time you troublesome gryffindor in Slytherin clothing... You disgrace me... You cause me pain with your presence and your very essence of life, the very sight of you caused my eyes to burn like fire..." He hissed, the pain overriding his senses as he thought absently, ' his presence is utterly annoying me... I wish he would leave and let me be..'
Up until these thoughts hit him, the ma-boy, in front of him had been standing calmly and uncaringly looking at him. The words did not phase McKlaine Kinsley, this is what Severus noticed. He couldn't help but feel a tiny measure of pride in that. But after thinking what he did, he noticed that the indigo/purple eyes had gone utterly and undeniably cold and frigid. The ice was radiating off of McKlaine Kinsley in a freezing haize. "Utterly annoying, eh?" said McKlaine Kinsley. Severus froze. No, he couldn't have possibly...did I say that aloud... Apparently he had, for McKlaine Kinsley had walked towards the exit of his chambers. Severus could not move. With a silent,"As you wish," McKlaine Kinsley was gone. The words were spoken so softly, yet the words echoed loudly in his ears. The sound of those words had left Severus feeling cold. He had no doubt that McKlaine Kinsley was not even in his living quarters, possibly not even in the dungeons... He was gone and Severus was so... so... cold. As he went to the meeting he allowed only one thought to cross his mind, before clearing it completely. What have I done?
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Arriving at the manor in which the deatheater meeting would take place, Severus quickly approached the dark lord and kneeled before the megalomaniac, kissed his robes, and whispered 'My Lord' careful to keep that disgustingly reverant tone in place. "Severus, my faithful one, how goes your... project?"
"It goes well, my lord... very well indeed.." he said impassively. "I must say... I have my sources that you have not been feeling well... what bothers you, my faithful servant?" Asked Voldermort. Severus fought hard to 'not' pale at that comment. "I am... as well as one can be when subject to dunderheads and an annoyingly sugarhigh old fool..."
The dark lord hummed slightly. "Very well, you have escaped punishment today Severus..." Severus inwardly sighed, though he was wary of the other words that his 'master' had said. "Ah, I almost forgot. There is someone among us, who had been spying among the ranks as well as the school... a very valuable resource..." The rest was left unsaid as Voldermort laughed unexpectedly. "This person will come soon, well in due time at any rate..." Severus tensed at this... he knew he had not been outed... there must be someone else... but who? Was it McKlaine Kinsley?
"Lucius, can I safely say that you have my information?" asked Voldermort. "No, my lord, I could not find wha-" "Crucio," The curse was held for four seconds before he dropped it. Then getting angry a split second later he did not let Lucius gain his bearing before he cast the spell again. Once the second one was over he settled back in his 'throne'. "Next time, you will have my information..." said Voldermort. "Yes, my lord..." said Lucius impassively.
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Harry Potter was not happy. It seemed that Snape was going to be outed and Malfoy was looking for something... who was the spy amongst the ranks though? Rushing out of the gryffindor common rooms and towards the dungeons Harry was surprised to see an angry McKlaine Kinsley, ok, he didn't just see him. He ran into him. "I'm so sorry," said Harry blushing and momentarily forgetting why he was going to the dungeons in the first place. McKlaine Kinsley, smiled at him charmingly before speaking. "It's ok, I should be the one apologizing," Harrys' blush deepened, before worry and concern clouded his vision. "Are you ok? You seemed a bit angry..." Harry trailed off.
"I was, but then I saw the powerful sea, a vast emerald ocean, and the magestic beauty that contained and portrayed both.... and I felt much better... much better indeed," said McKlaine Kinsley with a charming smile as he brushed Harrys' fringe of hair out of the emerald eyed beauties face and behind one ear before tracing his scar, though his indigo/purple eyes never left the emerald green eyes of the youngers. "A magestic beauty that has crimson stained cheeks... Harry, I do believe all the blood in your body has went to your face..." said McKlaine Kinsley in amusement. If possible Harry blushed even more. McKlaine Kinsley kissed his index finger before placing it onto the scar, tracing the lightning bolt in a slight caress of adoration. Harry found himself not minding it. He was usually bothered by things like this, though they did not happen often. But he found himself soothed by McKlaine Kinsleys touch. Why didn't this disturb him? He hadn't noticed that he was leaning in to the touch. McKlaine Kinsley chuckled at this. Harry abruptly pulled back, in doing so (and leaving the touch of those dauntingly warm and soothing hands) He suddenly remembered, and paled. "Draco is going to kill me" He hissed. McKlaine Kinsley saw him pale and grabbed his chin in a firm grip and forced him to meet his eyes. "What is wrong?" McKlaine Kinsley asked Harry. "Draco is going to kill me!" He said a little louder. "Why?" asked McKlaine Kinsley. When Harry looked up to see concerned indigo/purple eyes staring back at him, he nearly forgot that the other had asked a question. Shaking his head to clear his thoughts he spoke, "I need to talk to him now, so I have to go..." With that Harry rushed off leaving a confused McKlaine Kinsley alone in the hallway.
"I... Draco, your dad just got crucio'ed for like, seven seconds..." Harry said upon seeing the blond. "And you're telling me this why? It's nothing new, so why did you really come down here?" asked Draco with a suggestive look in his eyes. "I saw McKlaine Kinsley." said Harry. Draco's eyes hardened. "Oh, so you wanted to see that backstabbing son of a-"
"Hush your mouth, Draconius Lucius Maxium Calin Steven Johnson Malfoy, and for your information I came here rushing to see you, and I ran, no collided with McKlaine Kinsley... so I now have a sore bum from falling onto the floor hard might I add, and you have the nerve, the audacity to accuse me, ME, of coming down here to see someone other than you, then you dare to use such language... the.. the bloody unthinking nerve of you MALFOY... humph." Draco stared open mouthed at the boy as crossed his arms and huffed turning away from him.
Draco would have laughed had he not seen unshed tears shining in his friends eyes, instead an unexplainable hurt filled him and was left in his heart, as he realized that he who prided himself on being the only one to make his friend happy, he the Malfoy heir, he had caused this. "I apologize, Harry... Forgive me?" He asked as he hugged his friend from behind, resting his chin comfortably on his friends head. 'He's insanely shorter than me...' thought Draco idly. As he pulled back, Harry waited a few moments before turning around and giving Draco an amazingly bright and beautiful smile. Draco found that his only discomfort was an odd fluttering in his stomach. Other than that, he was elated to find that he had made Harry smile. He was positively elated.
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As McKlaine Kinsley walked farther down the hall, he realized he was going towards' his grandpapas' room. He sighed. After his confrontation, if you could call it that, with Harry, he realized that he needed to become serious... well, a bit more serious than he had been, which was scary. He frowned in consternation as he noted that there would be no more singing and acting around. If Severus was going to believe that he truly wanted this relationship then he was going to have to stop acting foolish... stop his beloved singing...
Wow, this was depressing. Severus, He thought painedly. His friends thoughts had cut him worse than his words. It had hit him harder than he thought it would to hear those words coming from an unknowing mouth... rubbish, his friend had known what he was saying when he said it. He just hadn't known he was actually saying it.
Upon reaching his grandpapas' office, having rode the spiralling stairs, he stood outside of the gargoyle, for once he didn't want to enter without permission... oh F' it he was going in anyways. Once he pat the gargoyle on the head; the door opened, only to reveal that Albus was not there... McKlaine Kinsley frowned. This would not do. 'Why is he not ever there when I need him?' thought McKlaine Kinsley annoyedly. Albeit a bit sadly. In disappointment he headed to the Astronomy tower, hoping no one was there...
The students were decidedly worried. McKlaine Kinsley was seen walking in and out of rooms, no singing, no smiles whatsoever. It was... scary. They hoped that he would come around soon.
Upon reaching the tower, he walked over to the balcony (If there isn't one I'm putting it in there... but its really a short ledge). McKlaine Kinsley sat on the edge and leaned against the adjoining wall. He sighed. "Mr. Kinsei, is that you?" asked a vaguely familiar voice. McKlaine Kinsley didn't bother to look up as he answered with a short "hn.""What are you doing up here?" asked the persistant voice. Looking up and fully prepared to spout off nonsense he noted that it was the nice man who had known that he was not a male with a fe'... Shaking his head to dispell his thoughts. "Umm... Mr. Lupin? that's your name, am I correct?" asked McKlaine Kinsley. "Yes," said Remus. "But I would preferr that you call me by my given name... which is Remus," McKlaine Kinsley smiled broadly at him before speaking, "As you wi- " McKlaine Kinsley paused in brief pain upon remembering whom he had said it to before. His smile dissappeared. "Yes, of course, Remus... but only if you call me McKlaine Kinsley."
McKlaine Kinsley had gotten very close to Remus, they were never seen without each other. Basically, McKlaine Kinsley was getting advice. One day in one of his many meetings with Remus, they got into a serious argument... err.. discussion. "I know, but for this to work... I have to be serious..." said McKlaine Kinsley. "Damn straight..."said Remus seriously. (I'm so seriously bringing Sirius into this one... sorry couldn't resist...) "Well, why do you bother if you aren't serious?"
"I am serious." Said McKlaine Kinsley. "No, You're not..."said Remus. "Yes, I am" said McKlaine Kinsley
"No, you're not..."
"Yes, I am!"
"Are not!"
"Am to!"
"Are not!"
"Am to!"
"No, you are not..." said someone from behind McKlaine Kinsley. McKlaine Kinsley turned around, surprisingly not having noticed this person sneak up on him. "Who..."murmured McKlaine Kinsley. Remus was in a trance, so there was no help there...
"I am." said the man, whom was now in front of McKlaine Kinsley. McKlaine Kinsley blinked. 'WTF?' thought McKlaine Kinsley who blinked again. "Well," said the man with a smirk. The man grabbed his hand and began to shake it enthusiastically. "Hello there, My name is Sirius Black, I couldn't resist entering your conversation... I'm sure you've kept my mate here safe and such... by the way... who are you?"
"McKlaine Kinsley Kinsei..." said McKlaine Kinsley slightly annoyed, now that the humor of the moment had passed. "Ah, So you're the famous Kinsei I've been hearing all about..."
By this time Remus had snapped out of it and launched at the animagus. "Sirius you are Seriously BACK!!" McKlaine Kinsley smiled at tht two as he walked quickly away and out of the general vicinity of those two mates. With a sigh he decided that maybe he should see the headmaster. But once again the head master wasn't there...
As McKlaine Kinsley reached Severus' chambers he entered and went to the guest chambers... Falling into a troubled sleep, he blearily realized that after sleeping in the tower for so long.. that he had missed 'his' rooms. Funny how the guest rooms were suddenly feeling like home. When he awoke the next morning, he walked into the little kitchenette that Severus had and found the potions professor sitting at the table sipping coffee. When Severus saw him, he sneered nastily. "Why don't you go to your boy toy... or should I say were-toy?"
McKlaine Kinsley snorted, for the moment ignoring his attitude. "That was lame and you know it... think of something better..." McKlaine Kinsley sighed realizing what he had just done. 'Wow, when will I ever learn not to taunt the man, he always takes the bate...' "Never mind, I'm tired... let's just drop it..."
Severus ignored the part of him that noticed that McKlaine Kinsley had an exhausted and weary countenance. He glared balefully. "Well, well, well... I suppose being the werewolfs snogging partner is tiresome.. pity, you are young... think of your energy depletion when you get older... sad... very sad state that you'll be in..."
McKlaine Kinsley was gaping at him. "What's gotten into you? And besides, that's Sirius..." Said McKlaine Kinsley dissapproovingly.
Severus snorted. "I should be asking you the same thing... of course it's serious, this relationship had grounds for failure, even before this.. mess..."
McKlaine Kinsley looked at him, blinked, then shook his head in astonishment. "No, you idiot... not that serious, but it's Sirius, seriously..." Severus looked at him in confusion before he snarled angrily. "Get OUT... OUT, OUT, OUT!! NOW, I do NOT want to see you any longer.. LEAVE! I knew you weren't serious..."
Before he knew it McKlaine Kinsley felt himself being forced out of the mans chambers and the door being slammed into his face. This marked the silence. McKlaine Kinsley would walk down the halls, a perverbial cloud hanging over his head. The students wondered why he wasn't singing, they had grown fond of his inane singing, and random humming. The potions class gasped as they were leaving when they noted that he had been in their class the whole time and they had not noticed. He had been so...silent. It was scary. They also knew that it had something to do with Snape, because he was especially nasty to his class, when he had just begun to lighten up.
The next two months were scary... silent, and Harry, Draco, Ron, and Hermione were the only ones (NOT!) with a clue as to what was going on.
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McKlaine Kinsley entered the great hall, it was silent... every eye was on him, yet he ignored them. He didn't care. He wasn't singing. He was angry, hurt, and... inwardly his inner self was cackling with glee rubbing its hands together joyously. His plan was going smoothly.
"Soo, grandpapa... been avoiding me..." said McKlaine Kinsley conversationally. Distantly, he noticed Severus sitting beside the headmaster. He ignored that fact. Dumbledore paled dramatically. "Um.. not really, I've been dreaddfully busy..." He said, his blue eyes calm and twinkling madly. McKlaine Kinsley sneered. "Sure... that's what they all say.." Albus looked at his double great grandson in confusion before quirking an eyebrow. "I'm sure that not everyone says that..." Said Albus. McKlaine Kinsley gave him a hurt look. The pain in his eyes caused the indigo and purple to spiral... then his eyes were cloudy and unfocused. Such pure unadulterated pain,in his irises. So much... Albus was shocked. His double great had never before looked so betrayed and hurt. There were several gasps in the great hall, yet all had come from the head table. The students did not see his expression. Such an 'open' expression. "You have been avoiding me, and Severus is always...busy... now you claim to also be 'busy'... did it not occur to you that I had come to this school for more reasons, than just to exist? Did it occur to you that I wanted to spend some time with you!?!"
Remus gasped at the pain that was practically radiating off of McKlaine Kinsley, there was also something a little off with how he was acting, but it didn't matter. "I'm sorry... my boy, you should have just told me..." said the headmaster kindly. 'Oh, you have got to be kidding me...' McKlaine Kinsley thought in amusement. "What would you have done? You think that I would bother with this... You know I don't believe this at all. You are still adamant that I quit persuing a relationship, and that I am not a faithful partner..." He said pointing in Severus' direction. "and you always so occupied with your books, and avoiding me... you think I believe for a moment that you mister 'I'm always here to help' is actually going to be there... You proved that..." He said pointing at Albus Dumbledore. He's troublesome... He always has some trick up his sleeve, I wonder what childishness he will pull now... A figure stood silently in the shadows. The figure gave a mirthfull laugh. That's my McKlaine Kinsley...
"How can I make it up to you?" asked Albus Dumbledore looking 'concerned'. McKlaine Kinsley was inwardly smug. 'Old man won't know what hit him...' Thought McKlaine Kinsley. "How about we have a competition of sorts... Kinda like a face off... I have my group of people picked out already." The headmaster looked at him in surprised delight. "My, yes... what a wonderful thought.... we could call it interhouse party..." Albus was smiling greatly. "Glad you thought of it Grandpapa," said McKlaine Kinsley grinning. The headmaster smiled serenely. The others stared at him in confusion... Thats my McKlaine Kinsley The figure in that shadows repeated to itself. McKlaine Kinsley walked out of the room silently, and ignored Severus.
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Severus Snape, Potions Master, and professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry... was depressed. Not his usual 'I'm a git' depressed. No, He had messed up. He knew that he had been jumping to conclusions. If McKlaine Kinsley did not wish to speak to him... then how was the relationship to work regardless of what Sev thought. McKlaine Kinsley was acting very strange, and Severus was going to find out why... He made his way out of the great hall and down the hallways. Maybe McKlaine Kinsley was just having a temper tantrum. He would find out...
He paused. He was being called. Sighing he decided that he would find out later...
After grabbing his death eater robes he apparated to the meeting place. Upon entering he took his place in the inner circle. He noted three new people in the inner circle... This did not bode well... not at all.
Voldermort smirked at the confused looks his two most loyal were wearing, though they thought that they were hiding it well. "Come forward," He said motioning for the three to do as he bid. They did unflinchingly. "These three have come to me on there own... no one convinced them and..." He was interrupted by the shortest of the three. "Father, do not be over dramatic... Those present are the inner circle not the lesser of your troupes..." said the feminine voice of the shortest. To their surprise, instead of a crucio, there was a chuckle. "Yes, I believe you are right. Remove your hood Daughter. The other two will remain hidden though." The order behind his amusement was not unheard. "Gladly," murmured the girl in compliance. She removed her hood to reveal navy blue hair and red eyes.
The inner circle held their gasps as the girls eyes flashed with a malevolence that would put her father to shame. The tallest of the figures began to laugh. Severus could have sworn that he saw a flash of purple/indigo, but put it off to his skipping coffee that morning. "This is my heir, she had allies among your children, if you mess up, you won't be the only ones to be punished... but I'm sure you knew that already... I'm warning you, because You will answer to her when she calls you... it may be her on some days who has a mission for either of you... she will decide your punishment for failure... she is in training but she has sufficient enough of an imagination..."
The girl began to cackle maniacally the moment he said that. The tall figure beside her murmured in a hushed whisper that reached all in the area, "and what an imagination it is..." the figure seemed to hiss. The girl smacked him upside the head before hissing at him to stop being stupid. The tall figure stilled immediately. "This is Trick Master , " she said pointing at the tall figure, "You will call him Trickster," Then she pointed to the shorter figure, "This is Jim Evans," She said, "You will call him Master E. short for Emerald," Then she pointed to her self. "You'll call me Mistress Melody"
Each of the death eaters of the inner circle bowed. They got a nodd in return. "Lucius, you have my information?" said Voldermort. "Yes, My Lord" said Lucius impassively. "It seems that the headmaster has a great great grandson at Hogwarts, he seems to be turning the place upside down... He is continuously playing with their heads..."
"Very, good... now the other information?" said Voldermort in amusement. "My son is indeed close to the potter brat..." Lucius said, "He feeds him lies every other day... and the Potter boy listens" Voldermort gave him a slight nodd. "Very good... everyone is dismissed." He said. Everyone but the three figures left. The girl snorted, softly. "Ok. McKlaine Kinsley You can take it off now..." The tall figure nodded, before taking off the robes. "That was so wrong..." muttered McKlaine Kinsley. "However, I am not so inclined to let my Grandpapa win this war... He is very odd, He plays innocent... but he's avoiding me all the time so he will pay... not to mention he kept me away from my love," said McKlaine Kinsley in an annoyed tone of voice, even as he pulled Melody into a deep passionate kiss. "So, Potter... what do you have to say?" asked Voldermort. After the kiss ended, Harry said,"I thought that you were with Snape, Mr. Kinsei," The other three present choked. "Are you crazy? Snape is like... my big brother, mentor, friend, dude, man..." Said McKlaine Kinsley, "That'd be... like... incest..." The others shivered before laughing heartily at the confused Harry. "Then why does he keep saying you aren't serious about your relationship. or that you can't have a relationship, that it can't last?" asked Harry. McKlaine Kinsley laughed so hard he was rolling on the floor, as was Melody, Voldermort was only smirking. When McKlaine Kinsley calmed down. "Ha- Harry, I can't believe... you thought... anyway. Umm... He's saying that I didn't really want a relationship with Melody. I met her at Hogwarts, and he was her mentor, as well as mine. He's a protective one, but at any rate he doesn't think I'm serious enough to truly want a relationship with Melody. Just like Dragon is extremely protective of you... Dumbledore kept me away from her... my own Grandpapa kept me from my love..." Harry nodded. "Dumbledore won't know what hit him.." said Harry.
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Severus sat beside Dumbledore in the great hall even as the doors blew open and the tables were moved to opposite sides of the hall. Well, not the head table, but the house tables... then all tables disappeared. Music drifted into the great hall.
We are the Men in black...
Seven black robed figures came walking in, they were in unison... They paused at the same time. "Reverse" said a voice commandingly. They pulled their hoods down but put them back up before their identities could be revealed. Then they turned to the left. "Reverse" They repeated the action, then instead of turning left they turned right.
Let me see you nodd your head...
They all nodded their heads simultaneously. "Step back" The commanding voice said. The back robed figures took one step back. "Free style," Each one of the robed figures moved to the music in their own way while surprisingly keeping insync with each other. "and Freeze," said the commanding voice. Everyone froze in one position or another. "Now," said the voice. The robed figures fulled back their hoods simultaneously. The two black robed figures in the front were wearing amused smiles. Every one gasped. This is the position in which the robed figures are standing.

Draco McKlaine Kinsley


Harry Melody Neville


Blaise Pansy

The other students in the great hall looked at each other before seperating into boy/girl positions. Boys on the right, and girls on the left. The robed figures stayed in the middle of the hall as they watched this. Then the boys pulled their robes off showing that they had on baggy black jeans, and some had on pink t-shirts. The girls on the other side of the room had on mini-skirts and tanktops. "Ladies first," said one of the boys. The girls smirked. "sure"
Oh, Mickey you're so fine,You're so fine you blow my mind,Hey Mickey, Hey hey, hey Mickey(repeat 5 x)
Hermione came up next, and began to sing while, along with the other girls, making provocative moves. "Hey Mickey... You've been around all night, and that's a little long... You think you've got the right, and I thinl you got it wrong..." By this time Padma Patil came up, and started singing. "But can't you say goodnight so you can take me home Mickey..."
They all began to sing at once.
Oh, Mickey you're so fine,You're so fine you blow my mind,Hey Mickey, Hey hey, hey Mickey
Ginny came up, A wanton smirk on her face. "Oh, Mickey what a pity you don't understand, You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand... Oh, Mickey you're so pretty can't you understand... It's guys like you Mickey. I wanna do. Mickey, do Mickey, don't break my heart Mickey.." They chorused together... "Hey Mickey/ Now when you take me by the, "Who's ever gonna know" Everytime you move I let a little more show, It's something we can use, so don't say no Mickey..." Hermione took control of the song once again. "So come on and give it to me anyway you can, Anyway you wanna do it, I'll take it like a ma, Oh please baby please, don't leave me in a Jam Mickey," At this point Hermione was looking at her redheaded friend whos ears were currently matching his cheeks and hair... can you say tomato? "Oh Mickey what a pity you don't understand. You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand ... Oh, Mickey you're so pretty can't you understand, It's guys like you Mickey , I wanna do Mickey, do Mickey, don't break my heart Mickey..." Then the girls chorused again.
Oh, Mickey you're so fine,You're so fine you blow my mind,Hey Mickey, Hey hey, hey Mickey
Oh, Mickey you're so fine,You're so fine you blow my mind,Hey Mickey, Hey hey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey what a pity you don't understand. You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand ... Oh, Mickey you're so pretty can't you understand, It's guys like you Mickey , I wanna do Mickey, do Mickey, don't break my heart Mickey... (Repeat to fade)
The girls then paused in their own pose before sitting down on their side of the great hall,which erupted into applause. The boys stared a long time before one of them said, "lets do this..."
Each boy got into place before the music started.. obviously it was not what everyone else was expecting. Seamus stepped up.."Hiya Barbie!" he said to Dean who had just stepped beside him. "Hi, Ken!" Said Dean. Seamus smirked."You wanna go for a ride?" he asked. "Sure, Ken" Dean said. "Jump in,"said Seamus. Dean jumped into Seamus' arms, and the boys laughed before they began to sing. "I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic... You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere... Imagination, Life's your creation. Come on Barbie let's go party!" Dean began to sing next, "I'm a blond bimbo girl in a fantasy world, Dress me up, make me talk, I'm yout dollie..." Seamus came in next, "You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour and pain kidd me here, touch me there, hanky panky. You can touch, you can plat if yousay 'I'm always yours' Oohoh"
Once again they chorused, I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic... You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere... Imagination, Life's your creation. Come on Barbie lets go party!
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh woa, ooh woa
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Ooh woa, ooh woa

"Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please. I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees. Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party" said Dean

The boys chorused together.

You can touch, you can play
if you can say"I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play
if you can say"I'm always yours"

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic... You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere... Imagination, Life's your creation. Come on Barbie lets go party!


" Oh, I'm having so much fun!" Crooned Dean. "Well Barbie, we're just gettin' started' said Seamus charmingly. "Oh, I love you Ken!" cried out Dean.
The song ended.
There was complete silence as they finished. A snicker or two, then immense clapping and laughter. Then Dumbledore stood up. He smirked over at the black robed figures who had not left the spot they had been in since they entered the great hall. Really he was looking at McKlaine Kinsley, 'finally I know a muggle song that McKlaine Kinsley has not sang... dare I say I don't think he knows it... good thing I taught the teachers this song as well, though I don't think Severus is going to participate...' He thought. and he was correct. Severus Snape was not going to be singing some idiotic song that Dumbledore picked. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall, along with professors Flitwick, and Lupin stood. Sirius was sitting in the background laughing manically at the antics of everyone else. Professor Dumbledore sang first. "Baby can't you see, I'm calling. A guy like you should wear a warning. It's dangerous, I'm falling, There's no escape, I can't wait..." Professor McGonagall took over from there... "I need a hit, baby give me it. You're dangerous I'm loving it. Too high, can't come down. Losing my head. Spinning 'round and 'round. Do you feel me now. With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slipping under. Tasting the poison paradise. I'm addicted to you. Don't you know that you're toxic and I love what you do. Don't you know that you're toxic. It's getting late to give you up." Then all of the professors (minus one) began to sing the rest of the song.
I took a sip From my devil cup Slowly taking over me Too high, can't come down It's in the air And it's all around Can you feel me now? With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slipping under Tasting the poison paradise I'm additcted to you Don't you know that you're toxic And I love what you do Don't you know that you're toxic With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slipping under Tasting the poison paradise I'm additcted to you Don't you know that you're toxic And I love what you do Don't you know that you're toxic With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slipping under Tasting the poison paradise I'm additcted to you Don't you know that you're toxic And I love what you do Don't you know that you're toxic Intoxicate me now With your loving now I think I'm ready now Intoxicate me now With your loving now I think I'm ready now
"Stop, stop it, I can't take it any more... I think I'm scarred for life!" Cried one of the students.
The great hall was eerily silent when the teachers (minus Severus who refused to even participate, and Sirius whom nobody knew was there except Remus and McKlaine Kinsley) sat down. One might even say that a pin could be heard drop. There was a sound silent as a cricket chirping in the night. Then. McKlaine Kinsley Laughed.
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Interlude II
(please don't ask)
McKlaine Kinsley walked towards his grandpapa. He had a shadowed face. He began to sing. 'I said I'm sorry grandpa... I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to take your books, but I'm fillin up my bookshelf...' dun-dun-dun ' I said I'm sorry grandpa, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to lead you on, but I am not on your side...' dun-dun-dun -dun 'I am your great grandson, and you drive me insane, but that I will remain...' dun-dun- Dumbledore interrupted him. "Have you lost your mind McKlaine Kinsley?" he asked. "No, have you lost yours?" asked McKlaine Kinsley. "No," said Dumbledore. "Odd, I don't quite remember you having one," said McKlaine Kinsley
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Shaking his head McKlaine Kinsley grabbed Melodys' hand and began walking out of the room. "That was entertaining... See you around," said McKlaine Kinsley in amusement. Melody winked over her shoulder before she along-side apparated with McKlaine Kinsley. Harry smirked before he also apparated out of the room. Though he had grabbed Draco first. "later" he said giving the peace sign as they both disappeared. Pansy, and the rest of the robed figures merely touched the hood of their robes, which acted as a portkey. Remus looked casually toward Sirius who nodded. They both disappeared when the tables reappeared. The dishes and silverware where it's supposed to be. With a sigh Severus grabbed his fork. He felt a pull upon his navel...and how did I know the fork was a portkey? he thought idly. "€541 says McKlaine Kinsley will be back next year," said Hermione. Ron nodded. "You're on..." He said as he shook her hand. Distantly they heard someone singing. "Reunited and it feels so good"
The End