Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ Randomness ❯ Uh oh..... ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

 
 
 
Integra: Alucard it's Halloween, we need to be ready for the children to show up
 
Alucard: But why Master it's so…..wierd *stares down at his bunny costume and sighs* you could of at least let me be something creepy and evil
 
Seras: Awe Master I think you look cute *plays with the cat tail on her costume, Alucard getting bad thoughts*
 
Alucard: Oh shit
 
Integra: *notices Alucards stare and hits him in the head with a chocolate bar, hitting him with a bucket after he keeps ogeling* Alucard you get to answer the door *rubs Temples* Why am I stuck with him for Halloween, and why does she have to be a kitten of all things *continues to rub temples
 
Walter: *shows up in regular clothes*
 
Alucard: *whines* how come he doesn't have to dress like a moron
 
Integra:*gives Walter the evil eye, and holds up a French Maid outfit* Go put it on Walter
 
Walter: O_O…..your not serious are you *Sighs and puts it on over his clothes*
 
Integra: Good boy, I feel like im missing something
 
Alucard: Yes…….your costume
 
Integra: *looks down at her outfit blushing hitting Alucard in the head with a book* you Pervert watching me when I get dressed
 
Alucard: *grins and motions to Seras* I watch her more anyway
 
Seras: O.O oh god………
 
Walter: I'd be doing the same thing If I was 40 years younger and a vampire of his strength
 
Alucard: Walter……
 
Walter: ^_^;;;;;
 
Integra and Seras: -_-;;;;; Jezz were surrounded by perverts
 
Alucard: You know im sexy
 
Seras: *shrugs and nods whispering* he's cute as a bunny
 
Integra: -_-; dear god help me
 
*Door bell rings*
 
Alucard: *gets door and stares*
 
Me: OMG IT'S ALUCARD *fangirl antics* HE'S A BUNNY
 
Alucard: Yay another kitten to play with
 
Seras and Me: =~_^=
 
Integra: Oh god no…….
 
Walter: Lucky bastred
 
ALucard: I heard that Walter
 
Seras and me: *Kitten pout* Sir Integra can we go and trick or treat
 
Alucard: *smirks and raises hand* I volunteer to be a “Chaparone”
 
Integra: I don't trust you Alucard, and they can handle themselves
 
Seras and Me: WHEEEEEE *rush off and dissapper around the cornor*
 
Alucard: *looks down and shifts* I um need to go for a moment excuse me *dissappers* damn.......