Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ Sentimental Psychopathic Priests ❯ ssp3 ( Chapter 3 )
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By: shinacira 
Anime/Manga: Hellsing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Supernatural / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.01.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 185 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Hellsing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Supernatural / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.01.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 185 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I do not own castlevania,
Kyo clone 1 whipsers in authors ear
Author: I see, I do not own castlevania
Kyo clone 2 slaps author upside the head
Author: what they both have a hot vampire guy named Alucard in them, fine fine, you abusive NEST'S rejects, I don't own HELLSING you happy?
Both clones nod
Chapter 3: the undead to living
Ceras slowely work up she knew a few things A) her head hurt, B) her vision was blurred and C) she remembered she was in alexander Anderson. When she realized the third one she jumped up from the bed freaking,
Maxwell: calm down alex now before I get sedatives
Ceras: I can not calm down, I am in a psychopaths body, and a man none the less
Maxwell: I see, and tell me who are you
Ceras: I am ceras Victoria form the hellsing institute, and I am in a man's body
Maxwell: I see
Maxwell rubbed his chin thoughtfully, for some reason he believed alex, if this was true then he had hit the jackpot, a legible excuse to visit England and get into hellsing
Maxwell: alright in that case we must take you back to hellsing
Ceras smiled joyously: really
Maxwell: but of course
With this ceras hugged Maxwell tightly
Maxwell: air
Ceras backing away blushing: oh sorry
Maxwell catching breath: its okay, now we must make arrangements in order to get you back Ceras nodded before sitting down while Maxwell excited the room.
Meanwhile back in the land of tea time and where gentlemen are all around, Alexander had trouble adjusting
Alexander: MONSTER
Alucard appeared through the roof
Alucard: yes priest
Alexander: how the hell do you put this on
Alexander held up a bra the other covering the chest
Alucard started at him for a few moments before breaking out laughing
Alexander: what is so funny
Alucard: you cant out lingerie on
Alexander: so I am not a pervert like you now help me
Alucard: does that mean I can take it off later
Alexander picked up the nearest object throwing it at alucard who dodged
Alexander: put the bloody thing on me
Alexander shoved the bra towards alucard who snickered as he walked over taking it from Alexander
Alucard: well first how about you but it on yourself so I can do up the back
Alexander swiped the bra back putting it onto her chest alucard laughed as he did the bra up mostly because he was doing that secondly because the look on Alexander's face, after he was done he stepped back
Alexander: thanks now get out
Alucard: cant I watch you finish
Alexander: no now fuck off
Alucard: such words for such a.. Woman as yourself
Alexander picked up another object throwing it at alucard who snicker through the wall in time, alexander growled before putting the shirt on that he had found he opened the door storming out into the hall.
Meanwhile alucard appeared behind walter
Walter: so what did, it want
Alucard: he wanted his bra put on
Walter: really?
Alucard: yep
Walter started to laugh at this after getting mental images
Walter: well what do you expect, he was a priest
Alucard: if that's what you could call it
With this they both started to laugh again
Alexander having found his way to the kitchen: what's so funny
Alucard: a dirty joke you wouldn't get it
Alexander: whatever
Walter: here is your blood pack
Walter handed a blood packet over to alexander who wrinkled his nose up at it in disgust
Alexander: what are you trying to do
Walter: I am only concerned of your well being now drink it
Alexander: you joking
Alucard: no he isn't, and if you don't we will hold you down and force it down your throat
Alexander: if any of this gets back to section thirteen, you are all dead men
Alucard and walter nodded as Alexander opened the packet sipping it lightly, looking like he was about to gag
Walter: now is that so bad
Alexander finishing the blood: not as bad as I expected but still pretty bad
Alucard snickered before walking away snickering as he went through the wall
Walter: I have talked to sir. Hellsing you can the day off since you are sick
Alexander: I thought vampires couldn't get sick
Walter: they can now
With that walter left thought the door Alexander sighed sitting down wondering what the hell could happen next and if things could get any worse. This statement of course was not true, because It was going to get worse, a lot worse
A/N: sorry if this sucks, I could not think rightly, oh well hope you all like don't forget to review, thank you and keep reading
Kyo clone #1: yeah, or you will never find out what will happen
Kyo clone #2: wow what a shame
Author: what does this mean
Kyo clone #1: nothing
Kyo clone #2: absolutely nothing
Author: I hope so rejects
Kyo clone #1 and #2: loser
Author: -_-`
Kyo clone 1 whipsers in authors ear
Author: I see, I do not own castlevania
Kyo clone 2 slaps author upside the head
Author: what they both have a hot vampire guy named Alucard in them, fine fine, you abusive NEST'S rejects, I don't own HELLSING you happy?
Both clones nod
Chapter 3: the undead to living
Ceras slowely work up she knew a few things A) her head hurt, B) her vision was blurred and C) she remembered she was in alexander Anderson. When she realized the third one she jumped up from the bed freaking,
Maxwell: calm down alex now before I get sedatives
Ceras: I can not calm down, I am in a psychopaths body, and a man none the less
Maxwell: I see, and tell me who are you
Ceras: I am ceras Victoria form the hellsing institute, and I am in a man's body
Maxwell: I see
Maxwell rubbed his chin thoughtfully, for some reason he believed alex, if this was true then he had hit the jackpot, a legible excuse to visit England and get into hellsing
Maxwell: alright in that case we must take you back to hellsing
Ceras smiled joyously: really
Maxwell: but of course
With this ceras hugged Maxwell tightly
Maxwell: air
Ceras backing away blushing: oh sorry
Maxwell catching breath: its okay, now we must make arrangements in order to get you back Ceras nodded before sitting down while Maxwell excited the room.
Meanwhile back in the land of tea time and where gentlemen are all around, Alexander had trouble adjusting
Alexander: MONSTER
Alucard appeared through the roof
Alucard: yes priest
Alexander: how the hell do you put this on
Alexander held up a bra the other covering the chest
Alucard started at him for a few moments before breaking out laughing
Alexander: what is so funny
Alucard: you cant out lingerie on
Alexander: so I am not a pervert like you now help me
Alucard: does that mean I can take it off later
Alexander picked up the nearest object throwing it at alucard who dodged
Alexander: put the bloody thing on me
Alexander shoved the bra towards alucard who snickered as he walked over taking it from Alexander
Alucard: well first how about you but it on yourself so I can do up the back
Alexander swiped the bra back putting it onto her chest alucard laughed as he did the bra up mostly because he was doing that secondly because the look on Alexander's face, after he was done he stepped back
Alexander: thanks now get out
Alucard: cant I watch you finish
Alexander: no now fuck off
Alucard: such words for such a.. Woman as yourself
Alexander picked up another object throwing it at alucard who snicker through the wall in time, alexander growled before putting the shirt on that he had found he opened the door storming out into the hall.
Meanwhile alucard appeared behind walter
Walter: so what did, it want
Alucard: he wanted his bra put on
Walter: really?
Alucard: yep
Walter started to laugh at this after getting mental images
Walter: well what do you expect, he was a priest
Alucard: if that's what you could call it
With this they both started to laugh again
Alexander having found his way to the kitchen: what's so funny
Alucard: a dirty joke you wouldn't get it
Alexander: whatever
Walter: here is your blood pack
Walter handed a blood packet over to alexander who wrinkled his nose up at it in disgust
Alexander: what are you trying to do
Walter: I am only concerned of your well being now drink it
Alexander: you joking
Alucard: no he isn't, and if you don't we will hold you down and force it down your throat
Alexander: if any of this gets back to section thirteen, you are all dead men
Alucard and walter nodded as Alexander opened the packet sipping it lightly, looking like he was about to gag
Walter: now is that so bad
Alexander finishing the blood: not as bad as I expected but still pretty bad
Alucard snickered before walking away snickering as he went through the wall
Walter: I have talked to sir. Hellsing you can the day off since you are sick
Alexander: I thought vampires couldn't get sick
Walter: they can now
With that walter left thought the door Alexander sighed sitting down wondering what the hell could happen next and if things could get any worse. This statement of course was not true, because It was going to get worse, a lot worse
A/N: sorry if this sucks, I could not think rightly, oh well hope you all like don't forget to review, thank you and keep reading
Kyo clone #1: yeah, or you will never find out what will happen
Kyo clone #2: wow what a shame
Author: what does this mean
Kyo clone #1: nothing
Kyo clone #2: absolutely nothing
Author: I hope so rejects
Kyo clone #1 and #2: loser
Author: -_-`