Hellsing Fan Fiction ❯ The Plan ❯ Ch.2 Blood and Emotions ( Chapter 2 )

Ch 2. Blood and Emotions

"Master…I can not do this, I…I can't" said the police girl looking at the body of a dead man.

"- - C'mon police girl, I will give you a dollar"

"Master!!" she shrieked blushing " I am not! No money will convince me"

"5 dollars"

"…"

"10"

"Master Alucard!!!!!!!!!!!"

Alucard grinned at the sight of his creation blushing madly. This was truly amusing to him. Then with a huge grin growing bigger, he got an idea. He knew how he wanted it to be planned out.

"Fine police girl we shall go back to the manor, bring the camera with you, I have an idea"

In silence she had done what she was told too. After a long silent walk and Seras Victoria feeling a bit odd, they finally reached the Hellsing manor. They had started to walk through all the corridors of the huge building, until finally reaching the area where the troops stay and live.

Swiftly Alucard turned to face Seras with a grin plastered on his face. He viewed the quiet Seras Victoria's outfit she had been wearing and laughed lowly in his throat.

"Wait right here police girl" Alucard had said as he disappeared to his destination, which was her room. Leaving a confused Seras Victoria behind.

He began to search her room, trying to find the most perfect outfit for her to wear. He first started out looking under her bed. Nothing. Next he checked her bed, maybe she had some hidden in her pillowcase or something. Pushing the button for the bed top to rise Alucard started to check, suddenly he felt something hard under one of the pillows.

"Score"

He then picked up what looked like to be a journal. His curiosity arose in him and he opened the journal slowly beginning to read it.

Day 25 Sept. 10

Today was the first day I went to my master's home, and found out where he lives, such a big place. The person who owns it goes by the name Sir Integral Hellsing, I think she is a guy though, when I first saw her, I thought she was a man, boy was I mistaken. There is also an old man named Walter, he is the caretaker of the house, he's a nerd, who in the bloody heavens fights with string…I bet he's gay, probably makes dolls. Wait! Maybe Sir Integral is a man, just acting like a woman and such…maybe her and Walter are lovers…. freaky. Enough for today, I must sleep.

P.S. I hope no more wet dreams for me when I dream of my master.

After reading that one log Alucard could non-stop laughing, the thought of his master being like that, it made him laugh.

"To think, the police girl has such an imagination, must take advantage of that one day" he said out loud to himself.

After a while of searching Alucard had found the perfect out, in her closet was a stash of Victoria secrets. Quickly he grabbed them and went through the wall into the kitchen second part of his plan. He grabbed two packs of medical blood. One was for him and the police girl. He then made his way back to the police girl who was waiting on her master to return. Quietly he handed the bag to the police girl who was blushing madly now to find out her master had found her stash.

"Wear this police girl"

"But Master?!"

"That is an order Seras Victoria" Alucard didn't want to have his fun over with so soon.

Seras quickly took the clothes and ran into the nearest bathroom to change into them. She knew it was serious when her master said her whole name. She came out of the bathroom quickly wearing a bunny suit of black and red.

Alucard drew a quick laugh making it echo loudly.

"I want you to go into the quarters of the troop and look for Pip. When you find him place this radio next to him and I want you to dance. I will give you a signal for you to leave and the rest is left to me. Understand?"

"o o;;"

"Good so we understand" He said quickly while opening the door and shoving the police girl inside with a radio and her blood pack her gave to her.

She had begun to walk to halls searching for the room of Pip. She knew very well how Pip is when she is around him. Flirtatious. After a bit of walking she finally arrived to his room, before opening the door to go inside, she quickly chugged the blood, after debating to drink it or not of course. When she finally had her meal, she slowly opened the door and walked inside quietly. All she could hear and see was a resting Pip having a nap, she crept over to his wall and plugged the radio into his wall.

Suddenly the music filled the room and as nervous as she was, she began to dance in her bunny outfit.

Pip's eyes shot open and he slowly sat up staring at a dancing Seras in lingerie. Was this a dream, obviously not? Alucard slowly appeared in Pip's room with the camera in hand and was video tapping everything.

With big eyes Pip slowly begins to mumble…

"S.. s.s-Seras? Is that you? " He said breathing heavily while she continued to dance ignoring him. She turned to face him and winked still dancing. Pip was surprised never has he ever thought that the policewoman would ever do this, never. He slowly got up from his bed and wrapped his arms around the dancing Seras. She slowly turned around and looked at him grinning.

"Getting close now are we?"

"Yes, I want to hol-…why is your voice so deep?" Pip said as he looked up to see her"

"OH MY BLOODY FRICKEN GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!" He screamed looking at the now Alucard.

"Shit's not holy, it comes out of your end"

Alucard was laughing so hard, he could not stop. Indeed he had not had this much fun in so long, but where was the police girl.

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"Why did you push me into a closet master? -_-;"

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"Have fun Pip?

"Shut up! Shut up Shut up Shut up!!!!!"

"I'm taking that as a yes, Wouldn't Ms. Hellsing enjoy this" He said as he held up the camera adjust some things to it.

"You're giving this to Sir. Hellsing?!"

"Well think of it this way, I could of used Walter"

"Wha-…." Pip had stopped in his word now thinking. A mental image of Walter, in a g-string with Seras's make up and his lips puckering up. All the loose wrinkly skin dripping from the sides, while he is dancing, he looked like a parachute waiting to be opened.

Pip shuddered at this thought and made gagging noises. He looked around the room and could not find Alucard nowhere in sight.

"Damnit!!!!!!!"

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Well I am done for now, the next chapter will be most likely with Alexander. I hope you enjoyed ^ ^ Please review!! Thank you….