Hetalia - Axis Powers Fan Fiction ❯ Love on the Battlefield ❯ An Accurate Retelling of World War II ( Chapter 1 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
In the afternoon battle
My legs grew weary
The sun had long fallen
The weather, dreary
My friends had since dropped
Like flies to the swatter
The feeling that die
It burned like saltwater
The sniper up there
With that smug smile on his face
I turned my head down
My spirit displaced
As I turned to retreat
For my safety I had forgot
Lo, on my chest
Was a tiny red dot
The sniper stared down
He'd make me a cripple
The tip aimed at me
That dot on my nipple
It danced around for a moment
I didn't know what to do
I was marked for death
To England, adieu
My golden hair bobbed in the wind
My beard was a-scratchy
But out in the distance
A helicopter, an Apache!
"It's not over yet!"
Yelled the brave English stud
His eyebrows a-flutter
As I crawled through the mud
He was my only hope
And as his helicopter landed
With the very sight of our love
The Axis disbanded
A tear in Germany's eye
A wink in Japan's,
Even Italy waved
It was all part of the plan
We skipped to the chopper
As they put down their guns
The best had yet to come
And I grabbed England's buns
Hot steamy sex
As we flew through the air
With the ferocity of dragons
A naughty affair
He was too beautiful
England's body so slender
Though couldn't help notice
My anus was tender
"I think it's broken,"
To the englishman I cried
He laughed it off
But then I died
And that is the story
Of how love won the war
But everyone still died
So don't be a whore
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My legs grew weary
The sun had long fallen
The weather, dreary
My friends had since dropped
Like flies to the swatter
The feeling that die
It burned like saltwater
The sniper up there
With that smug smile on his face
I turned my head down
My spirit displaced
As I turned to retreat
For my safety I had forgot
Lo, on my chest
Was a tiny red dot
The sniper stared down
He'd make me a cripple
The tip aimed at me
That dot on my nipple
It danced around for a moment
I didn't know what to do
I was marked for death
To England, adieu
My golden hair bobbed in the wind
My beard was a-scratchy
But out in the distance
A helicopter, an Apache!
"It's not over yet!"
Yelled the brave English stud
His eyebrows a-flutter
As I crawled through the mud
He was my only hope
And as his helicopter landed
With the very sight of our love
The Axis disbanded
A tear in Germany's eye
A wink in Japan's,
Even Italy waved
It was all part of the plan
We skipped to the chopper
As they put down their guns
The best had yet to come
And I grabbed England's buns
Hot steamy sex
As we flew through the air
With the ferocity of dragons
A naughty affair
He was too beautiful
England's body so slender
Though couldn't help notice
My anus was tender
"I think it's broken,"
To the englishman I cried
He laughed it off
But then I died
And that is the story
Of how love won the war
But everyone still died
So don't be a whore
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