Hetalia - Axis Powers Fan Fiction ❯ Love on the Battlefield ❯ An Accurate Retelling of World War II ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
In the afternoon battle
My legs grew weary
The sun had long fallen
The weather, dreary

My friends had since dropped
Like flies to the swatter
The feeling that die
It burned like saltwater

The sniper up there
With that smug smile on his face
I turned my head down
My spirit displaced

As I turned to retreat
For my safety I had forgot
Lo, on my chest
Was a tiny red dot

The sniper stared down
He'd make me a cripple
The tip aimed at me
That dot on my nipple

It danced around for a moment
I didn't know what to do
I was marked for death
To England, adieu

My golden hair bobbed in the wind
My beard was a-scratchy
But out in the distance
A helicopter, an Apache!

"It's not over yet!"
Yelled the brave English stud
His eyebrows a-flutter
As I crawled through the mud

He was my only hope
And as his helicopter landed
With the very sight of our love
The Axis disbanded

A tear in Germany's eye
A wink in Japan's,
Even Italy waved
It was all part of the plan

We skipped to the chopper
As they put down their guns
The best had yet to come
And I grabbed England's buns

Hot steamy sex
As we flew through the air
With the ferocity of dragons
A naughty affair

He was too beautiful
England's body so slender
Though couldn't help notice
My anus was tender

"I think it's broken,"
To the englishman I cried
He laughed it off
But then I died

And that is the story
Of how love won the war
But everyone still died
So don't be a whore
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