Horror Fan Fiction ❯ Fun with translators ❯ OMFG ( Chapter 2 )

Original

I hate those Capitalist pigs, they are disgusting male whores. They rape donkeys and molest children at Disney World!

 

French

I hate the capitalist pigs, they are whores disgusting men. They violate the donkeys and molesting children in Disney World!

 

Then to Japanese

 

I hate the capitalist pigs, they are unpleasant male prostitute. They violate the indecency donkeys and children to Disney World!

 

Why not Chinese now?

 

I hate the capitalist pigs, they are not happy male prostitutes. They violated the donkey and child molestation Disney World!

 

Korean

 

Capitalist pigs fed, they are not happy male prostitution. They violate the donkey and child abuse Disney World!

 

Russian

 

Capitalist pigs fed, they are not happy with male prostitution. They violate the donkey and child abuse Disney World!

 

French again

 

Capitalist pigs fed, they are not satisfied with the male prostitution. They violate the donkey and child abuse Disney World!

 

Then directly to German

 

Kapitalistische pig feed, they are not satisfied with the male prostitution. They violate the donkey and ill-treatment of children Disney World!

 

Lines from “Once upon a Time”

 

Original

But if I am not robs you, my childrens must be abortioned

 

Japanese

 

However, if I was deprived of you, my child must be abortioned

 

Chinese

 

However, if I were deprived of you, my children must Abortion

 

Original

 

Precious vixen, is Kitty Vixen not your name? And have I not served you for many years? Surely I can call you Kitty with no recourse from you my plump Queen

 

Chinese

 

Precious vixen, is not your name kitten vixen » And I have not served you for many years » Of course, I can call you, kitten non-recourse, you and me from the fullness of Queen's

 

Japanese

 

Vixen valuable, your name is not VIKUSEN kitten? And I have provided over the years? Of course, you can give me a call, other than a kitten last resort, you and I are from the Queen's fullness

 

Hindi

 

Vixen is valued, your name is not VIKUSEN kitten? I have provided over the years? Of course, you can give me a call, other than a kitten last resort, you and I are in the fullness of the Queen

 

Original

 

Are you implying that I would be unattractive if I choose to gain a few pounds young fool, or by `then you will get VERY fat' are you implying that I'm already fat?

 

Russian

 

You implying that I would be unattractive, if I choose to get a few pounds a young fool, either by `, you get a VERY fat" you implying that I have fat?

 

Japanese

 

You can not appeal, I suggest, some selected cases, young and stupid to get a pound, or `you get a very fat," I suggested fat?

 

Original

 

Personally I'd love to sex all over a priceless rug or something like that; get it to stink like sex and be all sticky and stuff.”

 

Russian

 

Personally, I would love to sex just priceless rug or something like that; compel it to a foul smell, like sex and all sticky and stuff.

 

Japanese

 

Personally, I love sex as a valuable rug or some such thing; forced to foul-smelling, sticky like sex and all.

 

 

That's all for today, keep laughing people.

That's all today, people can keep smiling.