InuYasha Fan Fiction / Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Death By Anime ❯ Chapter Two: Yamazaki's Tall Tale ( Chapter 2 )

Yamazaki's Tall Tale

 

~Characters~

Yamazaki- The mischievous narrator

(Chiharu: **cough cough** pathological liar **cough!)

James- Evil chainsaw maniac

Meowth- The cat with a sealed fate

Miroku- The monk gone BAD

(Sango: -_-* and he wasn't before?)

Sora and Yolei- Gullible people

 

Yamazaki: Once there was a guy who tried to kill everybody with chainsaws.

 

VROOM VROOM!

 

Yamazaki: His name was James. One day he hit a poor innocent cat into a rock.

 

CRASH!

 

Meowth: X_X What da...James what are ya doin?

 

James: I dunno, Meowth. I just got this sudden urge to whack you with this saw.

 

Yamazaki: Then a creepy monk came and sucked them into oblivion.

 

(Somewhere in the distance)

 

Yugi: Exodia, OBLITERATE!

 

Miroku: Wha?

 

Sora and Yolei: Noooo!

 

Yamazaki: Yeeeesss! And the man with the chainsaw was never seen again, thanks to the priest who had too much chocolate. Ya know, chocolate is considered poisonous in Antarctica…

 

Miroku: Shut up or I'll suck you in too.