InuYasha Fan Fiction / Duel Masters Fan Fiction ❯ Maddness pt2! ❯ chp 5 ( Chapter 5 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
"This movie is weird."Inuyasha said."Well then go bug Ko and Jess."Kiki replied.He grinned and walked up stairs.Kiki shook her head just waiting to see what would happen.Inuyasha walked into the room."Ew you guys are kissing!"He stated.Ko pulled away,"Thank master of the obvious"."Thats not my name."Inuyasha said."And we're not calling you Rocky."Jess said."What?Who told you to call me that?"Inuyasha said."You...."Jess said."Oh!Oh yeah."Inuyasha said."Can I have your this?"Inuyasha asked.He held up a candy bar he got from the niht stand and ate it."You go to hell!You go to hell and die!"Jess yellled and chased him off.Inuyasha slid down on the railing and jumped onto the fake tree below.Jess sighed and walked back into the room."What was that all about?"Ko asked."That was the last one of those candybars I had."Jess replied.Ko smiled alittle and shook his head."Then you have to go buy some more tommorow."Ko said."I wanna go to the mall again tommorow."Jess said.Ko stayed silent and then finally spoke,"fine".Jess smiled and layed down under the covers."It's only 7 Jess."Ko said."So!I can can sleep till the afternoon even if I went to sleep in the afternoon."Jess replied."Ok."Ko got up.He turned on the ceiling fan."Good night."He smiled.He sat next to her and just watched as she had one of her idiot dog dreams(she dreams she's a dog and does dog stuff).~This is pretty much intertainment in itself!~he thought.He layed down looking up untill he fell asleep.

The next morning they were woken up over the fire alarm.Ko ran down and Jess followed stumbling with every ither step."What the hell is going on!"Ko yelled."I dunno It was just toast.."Inuyasha said.Jess picked up a marble and threw it at the fire alarm and it shut off."Hey what's your favorite song today Jess?"Kiki asked."BEER!"She yelled.Ko kinda leaned off to the side."Never heard of that."Kiki said."That cuz it's by Saron Gas but you have to be a retard not to know them."Jess said."Then I'm a retard."Kiki said."Oh come on.Does anybody know them?I do I know them now and before but I'm still looking for something."Jess looked down."The first cd Fragile."Ko said."Technically it's Saron gas's only cd before they changed there name.Whatever I'm gonna go get ready."Jess said.Ko moaned and sat down on the couch."Taking her to the Mall again?"Kiki asked."You took her the first time."Ko replied.Kiki rolled her eyes and slid the burnt toast into the garbage can."You better go get ready then to."Kiki pointed to Ko.He got up and headed upstairs Jess was already out and reving to go."Hurry up."She said.He groaned and got in the clothes he wanted to change into.Jess started singing to herself,"Give in to me Don't let them see Give in to me Do you wanna play with me Give in to me Don't let them see Give in to me Do you want to stay with me".Ko came out."Don't sing Stay and Play please."He said."Well your were taking to long."Jess said."Well excuse me if I had to piss!"He said."Oh shut up!"Jess said.They walked down stairs and Kiki was in the car in the drivers seat smiling."Good Kiki's taking us."Jess said."What's with you today?"Ko asked."Nothing!"Jess said.She opened to the door and got in on the passenger side.Ko got in behind her looking down.Jess looked back in the mirror."I'm sorry..."She said."It's ok."Ko looked up.
Well they arrived about an hour later due to traffic.They got out and Jess grabbed Ko's hand.He looked down at that."What?It's not normal?"Jess said.He looked to the side and they walked in.The first thing they noticed was an idiot causeing a riot at one of the stands."Oh god no...."Ko said."Not her..."Kiki said."TIFFINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Jess let go of Ko's hand and ran toward Tiffiny.Jess grabbed Tiffiny into a bear hug."I can't believe it's you.I've missed you!My friend!"Jess said."Yeah I've Missed you to!I'VE BEEN BORED!"Tiffiny yelled.Jess let go and they gave each other a thumbs up."All right."They both said."What's all right?"Ko asked."Oh so you to are still together!Wow that awesome!Have you gone out yey?"Tiffiny asked."Yep me and Ko are married."Jess said."Wow that a real big step."Tiffiny gazed off."We haven't seen you in five years you've missed alot......."Ko paused and looked at Tiffiny."Don't touch me."He said.She smiled up at him."So what's going on whats with the riot?"Kiki asked."This person wouldn't give me my free cookie."Tiffiny said."It doesn't say any where that they were giving away free cookies."Kiki said."Yes huh right there."Tiffiny said."That says Contest the prize is:free cookie basket."Jess said."Oh,ok."Tiffiny said."Let's go."She trotted off.Ko grabbed Jess's hand and walked in the other direction."Hey where are you taking me?!"Jess whined."Away from her!"Ko yelled.
Jess acted like a little brat the whole time.She wanted to see her friend but Ko wouldn't let her.They came to the food court for lunch."Hey they have a Taco bell stand here.Awesome I love Taco Bell!."Jess ran over to it.Jess go three taco's for herself with a crapload of hotsauce.Ko just grabbed one of the taco's away without Jess noticing and ate that.Jess put a whole bunch of hot sauce on both tacos and ate um in no time at all."That hot sauce is gonna rip up your insides."Ko said.Jess just shook her head,took a napkin,and wiped around her mouth."Done."She smiled."Kiki isn't even back yet."Ko said.Kiki came back with a trey from wendy's."Is she done already?"She asked."Der."Jess said."Well why don't you two go on with out me k.I'll find you."Kiki said."How you gonna do that."Jess said."Um....I'm a dog."Kiki said."Oh yeah!"Jess smiled.Jess just sat there while Ko got up.He rolled his eyes and took hold of her hand and walked off."Là où sommes nous allant?"Jess said."What?"Ko asked."Huh?","What did you say?","I said something........","Forget it...."."Where do you wanna go?"Ko asked."F.y.e"Jess said."Fine"Ko said."You don't like it there cuz of yesterday huh?"Jess asked."Nope."Ko said.They walked in."Holy crap...."Ko looked down."I'm back!"(yep I'm back)."Hi!!"Jess yelled."Ya know I hate you."Ko said."That's cool."Steph said."Sie denken, daß Shaun Morgan reizvoll ist!"Jess yelled."I know that had something to do with Shaun Morgan but what does it mean?"Steph asked."Huh?"Jess said."Don't start it.I don't know what it means but she was speaking french earlier."Ko said."Hey Steph."Jess aid."What?"she replied."¡cMirada ALLÍ ÉL ES!"Jess yelled."Now your speaking spanish whats next?"Ko asked."Italian."Jess replied(I like the translater thing it's fun to use...To bad they don't have Greek.).
"Hey you brought a bag,whats in it?"Jess asked."A folder and a book."Steph replied."Hm whats in this folder?"Jess aid."Huh hey how'd you get that?!"Steph yelled.Jess opened the folder."Perchè il dispositivo di piegatura è riempito in su di immagini di Shaun?"Jess asked."What?"Steph replied."Don't look at me,I don't know."Ko said."Alguien está en amor con Shaun Morgan!."Jess said."Huh?"Both steph and Ko were confused.Where did she learn to speak multiple languages?Jess pulled out one of the pictures that was in the folder."What's this attached to?"Jess asked."An interveiw thing."Steph replied."What is that folder for?"Ko asked."Keepin the pictures of some guy I like safe."Steph replied."You can smell my what!?To much information there.."Jess said."What?"Ko said.He rushed over to her side curious."Preguntaron si él había tomado una ducha hoy y él dijo sí, usted pueden oler realmente mis bolas sin pelo si usted cuida a."Jess said.Ko looked up at her before he read what she said was to much information."Shut up."He said.He looked back down.Steph Just smiled about to laugh.Truth is when she had read that she was thinking the same as Jess."The guy you like is weird."Ko said."Well they shouldn't have asked if he took a shower at all that day."Steph replied.She took the folder and the picture interveiw thing out of Jess's hand."You need to listen to Beer to."Steph said.Jess smiled."What?Why are you smiling?"Ko asked."Here read this."Steph took out the book."Go to the page that says beer on top."Steph said.Ko went to the page.As soon as he got to about the second line he gave the book back."I'm going now."He said.He grabbed Jess's hand."Bye bye!Oh and............YOU LOVE SHAUN MORGAN!YOU WANNA!!!!!!."Jess said getting cut off."YOU LITTLE!!"Steph yelled.Jess ran faster than a mother would to it's baby that's in trouble,draggin Ko by the wrist."Holy crap."Ko said.
After that little spat was over they met with Kiki."What's wrong with you two?"Kiki asked."We saw Steph."Jess said inbtween breaths."She made fun of her saying something about Shaun Morgan."Ko said,also inbetween breaths.Kiki shook her head."Maybe we should go then before she finds us."Kiki said."Good thinking!"Jess snapped into perfect shape.Jess ran still havong a grip on Ko.By the time they got to the car Ko was beat.He couldn't even say a thing.Jess was still in perfect shape."Never do that again."Kiki said,trying to catch her breath.They got in.Ko layed down in the back."Poor Ko's gotta be achen'."Kiki said."Shut........up."Ko said."I'm sorry I'm just to troublesome."Jess smiled."I say we just go home and watch a movie."Kiki said."Good idea."Ko and Jess agreed.