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Pikachu, Tai, and Kagome compete in a Jeopardy game... with preschool level questions? Who will win? Who will lose? Who will suffer?

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Episode 1 Jeopardy…for Idiots

Chiyo: Hello, and I am your host for this week's Jeopardy…Chiyo! A lot of people had trouble understanding some of the questions, so we came up with…Jeopardy for idiots!

Audience: YAY!

Chiyo: Meet our contestants; Kagome Higurashi, Tai, and Pikachu

Pikachu: Pi-pikachu (trans: it's pleasure to be here)

Tai: Word!

Kagome: Hiiiiiiii

Chiyo: ((signals to someone offstage)) Can you get the girl some mints or something?

Kagome: O.O

Chiyo: Our categories are: Slightly Dumb, Stupid, Really Stupid, Vegetable, and Points for Free.

Tai: Who should go first?

Kagome: I'm the oldest! I should go first!

Tai: I'm the best!

Pikachu: PIKA! (trans: idiots)

Chiyo: ((sweatdrop)) How about we all flip a coin? ((flip))

Tai: Bingo!

Kagome: Bonsai!

Pikachu: Pika!

Chiyo: ((to self)) They really are idiots. Okay, Tai, I'm assuming you're going first.

Tai: All right! I'll take vegetable for 200 points

Chiyo: Okay. What color is this screen? ((points to blue screen))

Tai: ((frowning)) Err… polkadots?

Chiyo: I'm sorry, Mr. Tai, but `polkadots' is not the correct answer. Hell, it's not even a color.

Tai: I know! I was talking about vegetables! Have you met my good friend, Mr. Tomato?

Chiyo: ((sighing)) Please be seated, Mr. Tai

((Pikachu tries to reach buzzer))

Kagome: Hahaha… that's cute. Stupid yellow thing

Chiyo: Next question?

Kagome: How's about slightly stupid for 600?

Chiyo: Okay, name a fruit that is red and begins with the letter `a'

Kagome: Inuyasha?

Tai: Ooh! I got it! An orange!

Pikachu: Ka! (trans: apple)

Chiyo: Come one people, A-P-P-L-E?

Kagome: ((trying to spell it out)) A-Z-Q-Y-J… is it muffin?

Tai: Oreos. Hmm… I'm kinda hungry now

Pikachu: Pi-pi-pi-pi-pi (trans: A-P-P-L-E)

Chiyo: Uh…guys… just to let you know, you're all in the negatives…

Kagome: Woooooooo!

Tai: Wow… negatives. That means it's like three times as much right?

Pikachu: Pika…pikachu! (trans: I never had to deal with morons like you in my quantum physics class)

Chiyo: Okay, we don't usually do this, but here are the answers for all the questions. Number one, apple; number two, three

Tai: Haha… he said number two

((Several rounds later))

Chiyo: No winners… Forget Jeopardy for stupid people, how about the `We Give you All The Answers' show? ((sigh)) I need a vacation.

((storms offstage))