InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / FLCL Fan Fiction ❯ I'm as confused as you are ❯ Intro. Oh yeah and some kidnapping. ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
A war between two people has been going on for quite a while. Just one of them is very naive. And they're...umm...I dunno...magic? Come on, people! Throw me a frickin' bone! Just read on! Jeez...
Kaluki: Hmm, this will be harder than I thought.
Crazy cop kinda guy: Freeze! *Points gun at Kaluki*
Kaluki: Shove it, fatty. *Takes his gun*
Crazy cop kinda guy: That's not nice! *Cries like a little girl*
Kaluki: Shut up wuss.
Crazy cop kinda guy: *Wets pants, then runs away*
Kaluki: Too easy.
=InuYasha=
Kaluki: *Puts garbage bag over group*
InuYasha: Oh no! Tetsusaiga can't cut through garbage bags as far as I know!
Kaluki: Shut up wuss.
InuYasha: T_T
=FLCL=
Haruko: You seem to be the evil villain type.
Kaluki: How'dya guess?
Naota: You just captured us with a garbage bag.
Kaluki:...
Haruko: Canti, you're crushing my my face.
Naota: Mine too!
Canti: (On screen) This garbage bag isn't very big, guys.
Kaluki: Shut up wusses.
Naota: Bite me.
Haruko: Okay. *Bites Naota*
Naota: Ow!
=DBZ=
Kaluki: What am I doing here? This place is totally gay.
Goku: More tea, Mr. Frieza?
Kaluki: I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
=Other Dismension=
Kaluki: I think I'm lost.
Odd person in a group of odd people: What's up with her?
Different person: That's a guy, I think.
Another Different person: Either way, you two are screwed for questioning that person's gender.
Kaluki: *Getting sword ready*
2 people who were questioning Kaluki's gender(By the way Kaluki's a girl): *Totally screwed* H-help.
Kaluki: *Stuffed them all in a bag*
=Earth=
Kaluki: I think you are all wondering why I stole you.
Everybody: @_@ *Unconsious*
Kaluki: This can wait.
=10 hours later=
Canti: (on screen) ?
Everybody else: ?
Kaluki: You are all here for one purpose.
Haruko: Which is...?
Kaluki: Hmm, this will be harder than I thought.
Crazy cop kinda guy: Freeze! *Points gun at Kaluki*
Kaluki: Shove it, fatty. *Takes his gun*
Crazy cop kinda guy: That's not nice! *Cries like a little girl*
Kaluki: Shut up wuss.
Crazy cop kinda guy: *Wets pants, then runs away*
Kaluki: Too easy.
=InuYasha=
Kaluki: *Puts garbage bag over group*
InuYasha: Oh no! Tetsusaiga can't cut through garbage bags as far as I know!
Kaluki: Shut up wuss.
InuYasha: T_T
=FLCL=
Haruko: You seem to be the evil villain type.
Kaluki: How'dya guess?
Naota: You just captured us with a garbage bag.
Kaluki:...
Haruko: Canti, you're crushing my my face.
Naota: Mine too!
Canti: (On screen) This garbage bag isn't very big, guys.
Kaluki: Shut up wusses.
Naota: Bite me.
Haruko: Okay. *Bites Naota*
Naota: Ow!
=DBZ=
Kaluki: What am I doing here? This place is totally gay.
Goku: More tea, Mr. Frieza?
Kaluki: I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
=Other Dismension=
Kaluki: I think I'm lost.
Odd person in a group of odd people: What's up with her?
Different person: That's a guy, I think.
Another Different person: Either way, you two are screwed for questioning that person's gender.
Kaluki: *Getting sword ready*
2 people who were questioning Kaluki's gender(By the way Kaluki's a girl): *Totally screwed* H-help.
Kaluki: *Stuffed them all in a bag*
=Earth=
Kaluki: I think you are all wondering why I stole you.
Everybody: @_@ *Unconsious*
Kaluki: This can wait.
=10 hours later=
Canti: (on screen) ?
Everybody else: ?
Kaluki: You are all here for one purpose.
Haruko: Which is...?