InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Totally Random Insane Anime Encounters ❯ I want some Pot-Tarts! ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Orangespeed 
What happens when several animes gather for some pop-tarts? Nothing good, thats for certain.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy / | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 09.08.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 650 | Visits: 1.3K | Status: Completed
What happens when several animes gather for some pop-tarts? Nothing good, thats for certain.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy / | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 09.08.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 650 | Visits: 1.3K | Status: Completed
Well, heres what I'm doin'...
I realized that not a lot of people liked Hilarious Outakes...I mean, it wasn't even outakes for cryin' out loud!! Well, this one isnt going to be outakes but ENCOUNTERS (which is what the other fic was: ENCOUNTERS). I hope you will enjoy these chapters (Im gonna try and do 99 like the last time)
Orangespeed out!
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Episode I: Gimme some pot-tarts!
Animes: many
Characters: many
***
"Hey, Ganondork, cook us some pot-tarts!" GanondorF stared annoyingly at Tenchi, looking through the cubbords for some pop-tarts. "So, how are you, baby?"
Kagome looked at Tenchi, disgusted with the white stuff all over his face. "Umm, did you by chance do someone or something?" Tenchi looked back at Kagome and smiled big, white stuff dripping off his chin.
"Why do you ask, Kagome?" InuYasha kept a close eye on Tenchi, drawing his katana near.
"C'mon, tackle the mothafucka!! I could do betta than that!!" A sudden angry voice made its prescence known as Vash started blazing his guns at the television. "That guy just ran through ten guys and they didn't even try to tackle him!!"
"Hey, Vash? Could you do something for me?" Vash looked at the half-demon addressing him and nodded impatiently. "Shut the hell up."
"I can do whatever I wanna do!! Stay outta my business!" Vash returned to annhilating the T.V.; "Besides, my team just lost the Anime Superbowl! Those Damn Demons beat the Blazin' Bullets!"
"You oughta be proud of that loss: now your team knows the Damn Demons are all they said they would be." Vash growled at InuYasha, not seeing Kagome coming towards him with a pot of flowers.
"You psycho!" Vash turned around and had his face planted with a pot of flowers, knocking the gun-tottin', anger management-needing Vash.
"You know, I could've handled him myself, Kagome..." InuYasha put his katana back and turned his back on Kagome.
(Three hours later)
"Ok! Pop-tarts are ready!" Ganondorf put the hot pastries on a plate and put it on the diningroom table.
"Wait a minute!! I wanted pot-tarts!!" Everyone turned around to see Tenchi with white stuff all over his face.
"Oh...THAT was the white stuff..." Kagome realized that was crack on Tenchi's face.
"Where'd you get the crack from, Tyrone-er, Tenchi?" Link slid down the stairs, his sword sensing some crack nearby.
"How the hell did your sword learn where crack was?" Link was taken aback by the flood of simeltaneous responses. "Well, after saving Hyrule from Ganondorf, I had some crack, woke up naked with a barbie doll, and white stuff all over my sword."
Everyone except Tenchi were disgusted at the response.
"I'd really rather've not known that..." Kagome suddenly turned green as she puked all over the pop-tarts.
"Damnt! Those took three fucking hours to make, bitch!!" Ganondorf had blown his top and was about to strike Kagome.
"I think not!" Ganondorf suddenly got his head shaved (or whatever hair he had anyway) off his head from InuYasha's katana.
"You are dead, demon-boy!!"
"I already am half-dead, asshole." InuYasha mocked Ganondorf as the two started fighting each other; all the while, however, Tenchi Muyo was staring at his ruined prize.
"My...pot-tarts..."
***
Wa nt another encounter? If so, I need one review saying "Yes" or "No" (if you don't want one, obviously)
Orangespeed out!
I realized that not a lot of people liked Hilarious Outakes...I mean, it wasn't even outakes for cryin' out loud!! Well, this one isnt going to be outakes but ENCOUNTERS (which is what the other fic was: ENCOUNTERS). I hope you will enjoy these chapters (Im gonna try and do 99 like the last time)
Orangespeed out!
***
Episode I: Gimme some pot-tarts!
Animes: many
Characters: many
***
"Hey, Ganondork, cook us some pot-tarts!" GanondorF stared annoyingly at Tenchi, looking through the cubbords for some pop-tarts. "So, how are you, baby?"
Kagome looked at Tenchi, disgusted with the white stuff all over his face. "Umm, did you by chance do someone or something?" Tenchi looked back at Kagome and smiled big, white stuff dripping off his chin.
"Why do you ask, Kagome?" InuYasha kept a close eye on Tenchi, drawing his katana near.
"C'mon, tackle the mothafucka!! I could do betta than that!!" A sudden angry voice made its prescence known as Vash started blazing his guns at the television. "That guy just ran through ten guys and they didn't even try to tackle him!!"
"Hey, Vash? Could you do something for me?" Vash looked at the half-demon addressing him and nodded impatiently. "Shut the hell up."
"I can do whatever I wanna do!! Stay outta my business!" Vash returned to annhilating the T.V.; "Besides, my team just lost the Anime Superbowl! Those Damn Demons beat the Blazin' Bullets!"
"You oughta be proud of that loss: now your team knows the Damn Demons are all they said they would be." Vash growled at InuYasha, not seeing Kagome coming towards him with a pot of flowers.
"You psycho!" Vash turned around and had his face planted with a pot of flowers, knocking the gun-tottin', anger management-needing Vash.
"You know, I could've handled him myself, Kagome..." InuYasha put his katana back and turned his back on Kagome.
(Three hours later)
"Ok! Pop-tarts are ready!" Ganondorf put the hot pastries on a plate and put it on the diningroom table.
"Wait a minute!! I wanted pot-tarts!!" Everyone turned around to see Tenchi with white stuff all over his face.
"Oh...THAT was the white stuff..." Kagome realized that was crack on Tenchi's face.
"Where'd you get the crack from, Tyrone-er, Tenchi?" Link slid down the stairs, his sword sensing some crack nearby.
"How the hell did your sword learn where crack was?" Link was taken aback by the flood of simeltaneous responses. "Well, after saving Hyrule from Ganondorf, I had some crack, woke up naked with a barbie doll, and white stuff all over my sword."
Everyone except Tenchi were disgusted at the response.
"I'd really rather've not known that..." Kagome suddenly turned green as she puked all over the pop-tarts.
"Damnt! Those took three fucking hours to make, bitch!!" Ganondorf had blown his top and was about to strike Kagome.
"I think not!" Ganondorf suddenly got his head shaved (or whatever hair he had anyway) off his head from InuYasha's katana.
"You are dead, demon-boy!!"
"I already am half-dead, asshole." InuYasha mocked Ganondorf as the two started fighting each other; all the while, however, Tenchi Muyo was staring at his ruined prize.
"My...pot-tarts..."
***
Wa nt another encounter? If so, I need one review saying "Yes" or "No" (if you don't want one, obviously)
Orangespeed out!