InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Budget Cut ❯ Act1: Shields, Sally and Swords ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Deathlady 
Evil Shields, Strange Sallys and Big Swords.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.09.2005 | Updated On: 05.09.2005 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 501 | Status: Completed
Evil Shields, Strange Sallys and Big Swords.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 05.09.2005 | Updated On: 05.09.2005 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 501 | Status: Completed
BUDGET CUT
Act 1: Shields, Sally, and swords
ET: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUDGET CUT!?!?!
Amy: Er…well we got little funds…Ok no funds…and so some of the characters don’t want to work for free so…we will have to improvise.
ET: Ok…The actors in this scene are…
Link, the kid: DeathLady
Navi, the evil bipolar sarcastic fairy: BHS
Mido, the jerk face: Jaken
Saria, Link’s green haired friend: Kurama
Every one else is the same.
ET: If you’re not in this chappy and I know you then you’ll be in it soon in some way or other, or post you want to be in it, and I’ll find some way to add you.
Amy: ET owns herself and DeathLady. She dose not own the lines or plot. ^-^
ET: Oh *is actions*, [is stage directions] and ~is thinking~, and this is the narrator emphasizing the words, read them like a robot.
Some Old Voice: Oh BHS…where art thou? Come hither and help me kill the writers of the lines….
ET: CUT! Please try and stay close to the script.
Some Old Voice: BHS…. where art thou? Come hither…
[Camera focuses on BHS the fairy]
Old Voice: Oh BHS the…er….glowing fairy thing…Listen to my words. The words of the GREAT DEKU TREE….Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil is descending upon this realm. ~this is stupid~ *in a normal voice* Evil forces are going to attack us soon. THE END IS NIGH!!!
ET: That’s not in the script ether!
Deku Tree: *whispers* Just go with it!
ET: *growls*
Deku Tree: It is time for the boy…er girl without a fairy to begin hi…her journey. It’s hi…Her destiny…*the word destiny echoes through the woods* er…to lead Hyrule to the path of justice and truth and…all that junk. BHS find the b…girl with out a fairy and bring her to me! Hurry, I don’t have much time left…
BHS: ~I thought he would never shut the hell up~ *flies off*
[in the only actual tree house thingy thingy DeathLady sleeps on her bed. BHS enters]
BHS: WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!!!!!
DeathLady: *bolts up* I DIDN’T DO IT!!!
BHS: Guilty? I’m BHS DeathLady: *looks around* Where?
BHS: Here! DeathLady: Where’s here? BHS: To you left! Like I said, I’m BHS. The Great-never-knows-when-to-shut-up-Tree wants to talk to you.
DeathLady: The what tree?
BHS: The Deku Tree. DeathLady: Oh. THAT tree.
BHS: The great Deku Tree has summoned you! Go now! MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!
DeathLady: *runs out of the house with the evil bipolar fairy right on her tail*
[on the tree home deck]
Kurama: *comes running up to the tree* ((Kurama with green hair…)) Wow, a fairy!
DeathLady: *climbs down the ladder* Yes Sir point-out-the-obvious-a- lot, it is. *gives fairy evil look* An evil one at that.
BHS: *gives everyone an angelic look*
Kurama: Now you’re a true Kokiri, Death!
DeathLady: What if I don’t wanna be one?
ET: *bangs head on desk* My *bang* poor *bang* play….
Kurama: Is it true? The Great Deku Tree summoned you?
DeathLady: Er… I didn’t say anything…
Kurama: Get going! Go see the Great Deku Tree!
[At the entrance to the Deku tree]
Jaken: *is blocking the way* Hey you! ‘Mr. No Fairy!’ What business do you have with the Great Deku Tree?
DeathLady: Well, first it’s Miss. And I was going to…
Jaken: Is that a fairy?!?
DeathLady: Er…well…
BHS: I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW!
Jaken: AND the Great Deku Tree has summoned you!
DeathLady: Um…well..
Jaken: AND how did you get to be the favorite of Kurama AND all the other Kokiri!?!
DeathLady: But I’m not….
Jaken: Oh well. I’m not letting you through without a sword and a shield.
[back at the front of Death’s house]
Kurama: Did you see the Great Deku Tree?
DeathLady: No…Jaken wouldn’t let me finish my sentences or let me see the tree, he says I need a sword and a shield.
Kurama: Oh…You can bye a shield at the shop with the red roof for 40 rupees. The sword you can get in a hole not too far from your house…Did I jut say that out loud?
[at the Kokiri Shop]
DeathLady: *looks at the shop keeper that is jumping up and down to see over the counter* Um…I would like to bye a Deku Shield please…
Shop Keeper Bob: Welcome! Would you like to buy a Deku Shield?
DeathLady: Duh.
Shop Keeper Bob: How did I know? That will be 40 rupees.
DeathLady: Maybe it was because I asked…*takes shield and holds it above her head, where in magically spins in the air. *
Random Voice: You have obtained a Deku Shield.
DeathLady: *looks around room* Where did that voice come from?
Everyone: *shrugs*
[Out side the shop]
DeathLady: Oh, look a house with a ramp on the side. I think I’ll go see what’s up there. *climbs ramp and crosses bridges. H…SHE sees a blond-haired Kokiri standing on the edge.* No! Don’t jump!
Blond headed girl: *in a false evil sweet voice* I wasn’t going to…You must be a real man to come all the way up here….Oh, I’m Sally.
DeathLady: Er…but I’m a girl…
Sally: I like you DeathLady….
DeathLady: Er…o–kay…..How do you know my name?*is a little freaked out*
Sally: I know everybody’s name…
DeathLady: Okay….
BHS: Someone needs a hobby…
Sally: Oh. I have a hobby, BHS…
BHS: Okay she is REALLY weirding me out here.
DeathLady: Er….BYE! *jumps off the bridge and runs for her life*
Sally: I’m watching you DeathLady….
[at the hole]
DeathLady: Sally’s scary. She likes me even though I’m a girl… Now…to get that sword. *reads sign next to the hole* Hum…the hole of…Z….
BHS: Let’s crawl into this small hole and get stuck!
DeathLady: o.o0 okay…*crawls through the hole with minor difficulty*
BHS: WATCH OUT!
DeathLady: *Ducks and is run over by a big rock* Ouch….How did a rock that big get through a hole so small?
BHS: Um… *suddenly glows blue* HEY! LISTEN!
DeathLady: Ok…
BHS: The grate Deku Tree has summoned you! Come with me!
DeathLady: Ok..
Both: *just stands/floats there next to the sword treasure box for five minutes. *
DeathLady: Er…Are we going yet?
BHS: Going where?
DeathLady: You just told me to come with you.
BHS: Did I glow blue?
DeathLady: Yes…
BHS: I don’t mean half the thing I say when I’m blue. It’s like a curse.
DeathLady: *sweet drops and looks at the box* Should I open it?
BHS: Go ahead.
DeathLady: *opens the box and leans inside to get the item*
BHS: *watches as Death falls in. She flies over and closes the lid and leaves*
[30 Minutes later]
BHS: *comes back and lets DeathLady out of her box*
DeathLady: *gasps* AIR!!!! *death glares at BHS* I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!
BHS: I’ll put you back in the BOX!!!
DeathLady: NOOOOO!!!!!
BHS: *evil smirk*
***
ET: Fist Chapter of Budget Cut!
DeathLady: Evil BHS fairy!
BHS: Bwahahahaha!
ET: I need 4 reviews before I consider updating…
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Act 1: Shields, Sally, and swords
ET: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUDGET CUT!?!?!
Amy: Er…well we got little funds…Ok no funds…and so some of the characters don’t want to work for free so…we will have to improvise.
ET: Ok…The actors in this scene are…
Link, the kid: DeathLady
Navi, the evil bipolar sarcastic fairy: BHS
Mido, the jerk face: Jaken
Saria, Link’s green haired friend: Kurama
Every one else is the same.
ET: If you’re not in this chappy and I know you then you’ll be in it soon in some way or other, or post you want to be in it, and I’ll find some way to add you.
Amy: ET owns herself and DeathLady. She dose not own the lines or plot. ^-^
ET: Oh *is actions*, [is stage directions] and ~is thinking~, and this is the narrator emphasizing the words, read them like a robot.
Some Old Voice: Oh BHS…where art thou? Come hither and help me kill the writers of the lines….
ET: CUT! Please try and stay close to the script.
Some Old Voice: BHS…. where art thou? Come hither…
[Camera focuses on BHS the fairy]
Old Voice: Oh BHS the…er….glowing fairy thing…Listen to my words. The words of the GREAT DEKU TREE….Dost thou sense it? The climate of evil is descending upon this realm. ~this is stupid~ *in a normal voice* Evil forces are going to attack us soon. THE END IS NIGH!!!
ET: That’s not in the script ether!
Deku Tree: *whispers* Just go with it!
ET: *growls*
Deku Tree: It is time for the boy…er girl without a fairy to begin hi…her journey. It’s hi…Her destiny…*the word destiny echoes through the woods* er…to lead Hyrule to the path of justice and truth and…all that junk. BHS find the b…girl with out a fairy and bring her to me! Hurry, I don’t have much time left…
BHS: ~I thought he would never shut the hell up~ *flies off*
[in the only actual tree house thingy thingy DeathLady sleeps on her bed. BHS enters]
BHS: WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!!!!!
DeathLady: *bolts up* I DIDN’T DO IT!!!
BHS: Guilty? I’m BHS DeathLady: *looks around* Where?
BHS: Here! DeathLady: Where’s here? BHS: To you left! Like I said, I’m BHS. The Great-never-knows-when-to-shut-up-Tree wants to talk to you.
DeathLady: The what tree?
BHS: The Deku Tree. DeathLady: Oh. THAT tree.
BHS: The great Deku Tree has summoned you! Go now! MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!
DeathLady: *runs out of the house with the evil bipolar fairy right on her tail*
[on the tree home deck]
Kurama: *comes running up to the tree* ((Kurama with green hair…)) Wow, a fairy!
DeathLady: *climbs down the ladder* Yes Sir point-out-the-obvious-a- lot, it is. *gives fairy evil look* An evil one at that.
BHS: *gives everyone an angelic look*
Kurama: Now you’re a true Kokiri, Death!
DeathLady: What if I don’t wanna be one?
ET: *bangs head on desk* My *bang* poor *bang* play….
Kurama: Is it true? The Great Deku Tree summoned you?
DeathLady: Er… I didn’t say anything…
Kurama: Get going! Go see the Great Deku Tree!
[At the entrance to the Deku tree]
Jaken: *is blocking the way* Hey you! ‘Mr. No Fairy!’ What business do you have with the Great Deku Tree?
DeathLady: Well, first it’s Miss. And I was going to…
Jaken: Is that a fairy?!?
DeathLady: Er…well…
BHS: I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW!
Jaken: AND the Great Deku Tree has summoned you!
DeathLady: Um…well..
Jaken: AND how did you get to be the favorite of Kurama AND all the other Kokiri!?!
DeathLady: But I’m not….
Jaken: Oh well. I’m not letting you through without a sword and a shield.
[back at the front of Death’s house]
Kurama: Did you see the Great Deku Tree?
DeathLady: No…Jaken wouldn’t let me finish my sentences or let me see the tree, he says I need a sword and a shield.
Kurama: Oh…You can bye a shield at the shop with the red roof for 40 rupees. The sword you can get in a hole not too far from your house…Did I jut say that out loud?
[at the Kokiri Shop]
DeathLady: *looks at the shop keeper that is jumping up and down to see over the counter* Um…I would like to bye a Deku Shield please…
Shop Keeper Bob: Welcome! Would you like to buy a Deku Shield?
DeathLady: Duh.
Shop Keeper Bob: How did I know? That will be 40 rupees.
DeathLady: Maybe it was because I asked…*takes shield and holds it above her head, where in magically spins in the air. *
Random Voice: You have obtained a Deku Shield.
DeathLady: *looks around room* Where did that voice come from?
Everyone: *shrugs*
[Out side the shop]
DeathLady: Oh, look a house with a ramp on the side. I think I’ll go see what’s up there. *climbs ramp and crosses bridges. H…SHE sees a blond-haired Kokiri standing on the edge.* No! Don’t jump!
Blond headed girl: *in a false evil sweet voice* I wasn’t going to…You must be a real man to come all the way up here….Oh, I’m Sally.
DeathLady: Er…but I’m a girl…
Sally: I like you DeathLady….
DeathLady: Er…o–kay…..How do you know my name?*is a little freaked out*
Sally: I know everybody’s name…
DeathLady: Okay….
BHS: Someone needs a hobby…
Sally: Oh. I have a hobby, BHS…
BHS: Okay she is REALLY weirding me out here.
DeathLady: Er….BYE! *jumps off the bridge and runs for her life*
Sally: I’m watching you DeathLady….
[at the hole]
DeathLady: Sally’s scary. She likes me even though I’m a girl… Now…to get that sword. *reads sign next to the hole* Hum…the hole of…Z….
BHS: Let’s crawl into this small hole and get stuck!
DeathLady: o.o0 okay…*crawls through the hole with minor difficulty*
BHS: WATCH OUT!
DeathLady: *Ducks and is run over by a big rock* Ouch….How did a rock that big get through a hole so small?
BHS: Um… *suddenly glows blue* HEY! LISTEN!
DeathLady: Ok…
BHS: The grate Deku Tree has summoned you! Come with me!
DeathLady: Ok..
Both: *just stands/floats there next to the sword treasure box for five minutes. *
DeathLady: Er…Are we going yet?
BHS: Going where?
DeathLady: You just told me to come with you.
BHS: Did I glow blue?
DeathLady: Yes…
BHS: I don’t mean half the thing I say when I’m blue. It’s like a curse.
DeathLady: *sweet drops and looks at the box* Should I open it?
BHS: Go ahead.
DeathLady: *opens the box and leans inside to get the item*
BHS: *watches as Death falls in. She flies over and closes the lid and leaves*
[30 Minutes later]
BHS: *comes back and lets DeathLady out of her box*
DeathLady: *gasps* AIR!!!! *death glares at BHS* I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!
BHS: I’ll put you back in the BOX!!!
DeathLady: NOOOOO!!!!!
BHS: *evil smirk*
***
ET: Fist Chapter of Budget Cut!
DeathLady: Evil BHS fairy!
BHS: Bwahahahaha!
ET: I need 4 reviews before I consider updating…
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