InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Fight Club ❯ I want you to hit me as hard as you can ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha or Fight Club, or any of the characters in them (I'm too tired to be sassy, but I got this Idea while wakening up…)

A/N: a Schizoid is a person with Schizophrenia

Inu Schizoid

"My lady!" called a servant

"A monk has come to us! He says he knows how to help us with our little problem.

"Send him in" said the woman at the throne

A few moments later the monk came in, he was wearing a black and purple robe, a purple cloth and beads were wrapped around his right hand, and a staff was at his side

"I hear you have a problem with a distressed Hanyou" the monk said with a smile

"Yes…He seems to be two totally different people, I wish for you to tell me how to help him, he is a dear friend of mine and…"

"Have no worries, I can help you with your problem, but it may take a while, I will have to explain the thing that happened"

"Take as long as you wish, I have much time, especially if it involves a cure for him!" the woman said with hope in her voice

"This is the retelling of the story of a half demon with schizophrenia and multiple personalities, told by one of his friends and allies. Many Half-breeds come up with this derangement to cope with there human side. I am now telling of our encounter. I compiled what happened after I talked with some of the people involved with it. This is what I have come up with."

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It was the night of the new moon, the sky was clear and starry, and a Hanyou had left his friends again. They knew he would come back after the night was over, but they still worried. He was vulnerable in his human form, and something could happen in his transformed state.

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About six miles from the Half Demon's friends there was a city. Not much was happening in the city today, most of the people had retired to their beds for the night. But the hardworking men and some women from the city were gathered in various bars. Outside of one bar, by the name of Lou's Tavern, a man stood. He loosened his clothes a bit and then waltzed inside to find the place averagely populated. He sat down at the bar and ordered a drink, his plan would begin tonight.

It went like this. He only needed one person to begin. For the past two new moons, he had been watching a man. This man was a looser. He had a crappy minimum wage job, lived in a low level house, and was proud of his various material possessions. He had watched him tonight too, because when he came home tonight he would find a surprise…his home in ruins. He had set up a little explosion to occur and it did right on cue. When the man came home, the house was destroyed, his material possessions spewed out across the lawn, along with his precious, now scorched, ying-yang table. He had no friends or family to speak of, so he, predictably, went to his favorite drinking spot.

The man in question sat down at the bar…right next to our "hero", the mastermind behind all the man's loss.

"Waddya want" said the bartender to the man

"Nothing…thanks" said the man

"Get him a beer…" said the mastermind, and slipped the bartender some money

"Sure…"

"Uhh…thanks"

"No problem" the mastermind held out his hand and the man shook it "My name's Tyler Durden, I saw what happened"

He responded to the handshake with an exchange of names "Jack…You saw it?"

"Yea, you were standing out front gawking at it. I could tell it was yours. So what do you do…Jack?"

"What do you mean?"

"For a living"

"Oh…I go around surveying carriage damage in the area for the manufacturer, I tell him what happened to the thing, and he tries to make it better. If it was the carriage's fault, then we see how much it will cost to recall it…what do you do?"

"I manufacture and sell…soap" Tyler replied

"Soap?"

"That's right" he said with a toothy grin and pointing at the man. He then spun on his stool so it wasn't facing the bar and began to leave. Jack followed. They exited the bar, and Tyler exclaimed "Ask already!"

"Ask what?"

"To stay at my place, that's why you're following me right?"

"Well uhh…no…well…is it a problem?"

"Is it a problem to ask?"

"No…can I stay at your place?"

"Sure! But I've gotta tell you something"

"What's that?"

"I am what you call, a half demon"

"A…a half demon?"

"Correct, but don't worry, because of my human half, I do not wish to harm humans"

"You don't look like a demon"
Tyler pointed to the sky "It's the night of a new moon, tonight, I am human…tomarrow, you will wake up, and I will have silver hair, fangs, claws, golden eyes, and of course, puppy ears"

"Puppy ears?" Jack asked, confused

"I'm a dog demon…Now, I want you to do something for me" Tyler said as he began to jump up and down to get ready.

"What is it?"

Tyler stopped jumping and said "I want you to hit me as hard as you can…"

"What? You want me to hit you?"

Tyler smiled again and said "That's right!"

"Why?"

"You ever been in a fight?"

"Well…no"

"Well, in my human form, I've never fought either…I don't want to die without ever having gotten into a fight in this body."

"Where do you want me to hit you? The head? The Stomach?"

"Surprise me!"

Jack swung and hit him in the ear

"FUCK!"

"I…I'm sorry"

"Why the Ear!? That was good though…" Tyler said as he punched Jack in the gut

Jack bent over and was holding his stomach

"You all right?" asked Tyler

"Hit me again" Jack said

"Ha! No no, it's my turn now! Come on"

And with that they started the first fight, the fight lasted until 4:00 in the morning, at witch time, Tyler brought Jack to his house. It looked like no one had lived there for a long time, but Tyler claimed it was his. The door had been knocked down from when the police or whoever had kicked it in. Dust covered everything and most furniture broke if you tried to use it. Tyler brought him to a room and pointed at it.

"This is you…" he pointed to another room "…bathroom…" he pointed again "that's me"

Jack walked into his room and slept. Tyler's plan was going perfectly.

It all started a year ago…when Tyler came to be. One day he was just there. In the body of a Hanyou named Inu Yasha. Inu Yasha's mind had created a second personality to cope with the personality differences between his demon form and his human form…the second personality comes out when he becomes human. Instead of his emotion's going wild, he mined turns into a totally different person with all the memories of Inu Yasha. The mind creates the perfect personality, and the creator of the personality blacks out, so that there won't be any more dysfunction between the human form and the demon form. Now there are two separate people with one body. The problem lies within the depths of Tyler's mind…He wishes to gain full control and be his own person, and Tyler is succeeding. Then there's the plan…Like I said before….

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"…But you probably don't want to hear the whole story, Ill just go on to how to cure it"

"No!...I mean…this is an interesting story…and I would like to hear all of it"

*Yes!* the monk thought in his head *the longer I get to enchant this beauty, the better*

"All right then, I shall continue" he said, trying to keep his joy to himself, but still smiling.

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Anyways….The next morning, my companion Inu Yasha awoke in the abandoned house. But of course, he didn't know where he was.

"What the hell"

"Well finally awake I see" said a voice next to him.

He looked over and saw a Hanyou and a dog demon, like himself. He had short silver spiked hair, and a goatee. He had green eyes and he was wearing clothing simmiler to Inu Yasha's, only they were black instead of red, and the top was undone so that it hung down and the white undershirt could bee seen. (Other than that, he looks like Brad Pitt, he plays Tyler in "Fight Club") The man extended his hand and said.

"Tyler Durden"

Inu didn't shake his hand. He just sat there staring angrily at the other Hanyou

"Ah! I should have expected that…" Tyler said as he went back to swigging his beer

"Why am I here?!" Inu said angrily

"It was the night of the full moon…you blacked out and I brought you here"

"I didn't ask for your help!"

"That's right…but you were blacked out! How could you?"

"Where are the people I was traveling with?"

"People?" Tyler said "I didn't see any people"

Inu Yasha got up and started to walk out the door

"Where are you going?"

"Not that it's any of your business, but I'm going to find them!"

"Why should you?"

"What do you mean?"

"Why should you go looking for them?"

"Because…they're weaklings, and they need me to fight for them!"

"Well, if they need you, like you say, then they will come looking for you. Why should you waste your energy looking for people you don't need?"

Inu thought about it.

"Come on, sit down, take a break!"

Inu then realized, he hadn't had a break in a while…he usually got one on new moons, but for the past year he had been blacking out during that time, something that he didn't tell his friends.

"You're right! Why should I go looking for them?"

"That's what I wanted to hear! Now come on I want to show something to you"

Tyler then called for someone else "Jack! Come on, I want to show you something"

All "three" went down into the cellar where Tyler had what looked like a bathing tub and a few containers.

"Today gentlemen…we make soap!"

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A/N: So? Huh? What do you think so far? I'm having fun with this one