InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Of Elves and Demon Mikos ❯ What a day ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I'll own Inuyasha and Lord of the Rings when the underworld freezes over and pigs fly. *hides pig with wing and empty ice cube tray behind my back *

(underworld): Inhabitance: * Screaming* Hell is freezing over by ice cubes!

Lawyers: *comes out and burns the ice cubes. * (me: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!)

Lawyers: * holds out hand*

Dark: * reluctantly hands the flying pig and empty ice cube tray over* Well, it was good while it lasted.

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Dark: I'm sorry about not updating at media minor but I'll make it up to you by posting up two chapters k?

Warning: This chapter sucks so you could skip it and go onto the next chapter.

Chapter two: What a day

You know, I still resent how you cut me off like that, but since I'm so nice, I'll continue with the story.

I suppose they gave up looking for a non-existent-but-they-don't-know-he's-non-existent person, seeing as they hounded on me.

"Who are you?" The Legolas guy bit out. I was really starting to calm down too. I mean, looking back at today, anyone would blow a fuse! Even the almighty Kikyou wouldn't last. First, my family nearly experienced knocking on death's door because some idiot decided to throw a LIT cigarette near the shrine. Then the soul in the shikon jewel made a decision, to turn me into a demon without my knowledge. (Dc: I'll put a flashback in a later chapter so that you know what I'm talking about.) Third, I admit that I led a crazy life, with my traveling back to the Warring States Era and what not, but that was better than traveling to God know where, maybe even an alternative universe! And you know what? Men with pointed ears, carrying bows and arrows, being hostile to me is the last DAMN thing I needed.

`Okay.' I lectured myself `Cool down. Ripping their inner organs and force-feeding them it won't make this day any better. Patience is the way to go.' I mentally counted to ten, and I drew and deep breath in and I breathed it out. `Yep. Patience is the best way to go.'

I felt more vulnerable as someone's eyes examined me, as if calculating me.

"What are you?" Something just snapped and my eyes flashed bloody murder. TO HELL WITH PATIENCE! I'll rip their eyes out and I'll stuff it down their little throats. And I watch with satisfaction as they choke to death on their own eyeballs!

All I could see was that `touched in the head' lady. Her lips curled up mockingly, as she said the words "What are you" adding "You don't belong in this world!" I wanted so badly to tear the smirk off of her sneering face. Never breaking eye contact with her I changed positions, I got up from my seat and I raced to attack `her.' While all this was happening, my miko barrier never wavered.

"DAMN YOU!" I swore. "Damn you to the depth of hell!"

Flexing my claws dangerously, I hurtled my body at the nearest person. Anger and frustration clouded my better judgment as I brought down my claw. The man hastily pulled out a dagger and, to my ultimate surprise, deflected my deadly claws.

"Help me." He whimpered pathetically. Both his arms shook heavily from holding the weight of my attack.

As if they planned it the other guys launched themselves at me, discluding Legolas. No surprise when I fought them. Each time they inflicted a wound on me, I gave it back to them with twice the pain. My eyes widened in astonishment and shook as an arrow dug deep into my shoulder, snapping me from my thirst for bloodshed.

I lifted my claw off the man's sword and gently touched the weapon sticking out of my abdomen. The men took this time to help their fallen comrade. My eyes softened, so this was how Inuyasha felt physically that fateful night he was pinned to his tree. Both my face and eyes hardened at the next thought. `That fateful night, he was pinned to a tree by his lover, Kikyou. Kikyou……. My grip on the arrow, tightened and my knuckles drained of blood, leaving it paler then the moon. I mimicked Sesshomaru's mask of impassiveness, as I tugged on the arrow. It disappeared as it did when I freed Inuyasha from his fifty year old prison and I did a double take; the arrow didn't have a 50/500 year old enchantment on it did it? Weird…….

The Legolas guy stung another arrow and shot it. This time, however, I was ready. I caught the familiar weapon between my index and middle finger almost too easily, and I snapped it in half.

"I tire of this!" But my warning fell on deaf ears.

I readied myself to attack when two new aromas entered my already overwhelmed nose. My poor, poor nose wrinkled in a futile attempt to block out the unbearable stench as I swatted the air in front of it. `Smells like someone doesn't like baths' I unconsciously snickered outloud.

"You know." I voiced hollowly "six against one isn't a very fair odd." They ignored my reasoning and I fumed.

"Oi! Are you deaf? Did you not hear me? Six against one is a stupid odd!" I blinked then I blinked again, was it just me or did I sound a lot like Inu- ahem I mean the dumb mutt? Never mind.

They did not do what I think they did! Oh how I'm going to kill them! The nerve of them! Can you believe that they raised an eyebrow at me! I'll kill them. Think I'm crazy huh? I'll show them. I pushed a sleeve up to my shoulder and I made a fist at them.

"Since when did the dark side care of numbers?" I blinked (my way of showing my confusion) and I blinked again. And to my horror a chuckle betrayed my lips. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO why thus thee forsaken me!?) Soon it became full blown laughter. I wrapped my arms around my waist, desperately and unsuccessfully, trying to quell the stitch created by my lack of breath.

"You-" I gasped "think I- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I fell on my knees onto sharp rocks and- oooooh I'm going to feel that in the morning.

Realizing that I had lost my control, I regained my posture.

"Now." I drawled, "Since when have I done anything to make you believe that I was on the dark side?"

It was their turn to be stumped.

"You……. Umm……. Tried to kill me with your overgrown nail thingy!" I coughed to cover up my laughter. That guy was hilarious! My nail thingy?

"You tried to kill me with your arrow thingy! AND you provoked me!" I'll admit it, inwardly I grinned ear to ear, `BEAT THAT!'

"Well, it was……. Erm……. Pleasant to meet you and all but I shall have to take leave of this……." I pursed my lips thoughtfully "lovely gathering." I bowed mockingly and made to leap at the nearest tree, but to both my horror and anger, one of the idiots that joined our `joyous' spar grabbed my arm; which was starting to turn magenta and sapphire from where the `lady' abused it.

I tensed at the contact of skin and a chill ran down my spine. I suddenly grew cold and silence took over.

"Remove your hand from my wrist before I snap it off." When I turned to stare a death glare at the person who dared to touch me, I briefly noticed that my threat may have, very well been uttered to a brick wall, as his hand barely loosened from his death grip.

"Well?" I tapped my foot impatiently "What do you want from me?"

"Are you a fellow elf milady?" I was sorely tempted to stand on my tippy toes and place a hand over his brow to check his temperature. Honestly! An ELF?

"No." There. Short and simple. If they didn't get the hint that I wished for them to release me, well no worries, that's impossible! It'll never come true! They aren't that dumb!

"Than what species have you originated from?"

Or not……. And I thought Hojo was dense.

"I really don't appreciate you interrogating me as if I were some sort of criminal at the police station." There! Now from that you can tell that I disliked being manhandled right? Right?

"Oh." The man smiled apologetically and let go. Maybe there was room for hope for him after all. I started to lurch myself to the same tree and wouldn't you know it? Another inter-

"WAIT!" Since they were sooooooo nice (Sarcasm! Don't forget the sarcasm!) to stop me when I was in the middle of the air, with nothing holding me up from the ground……. I fell flat on my face. Gritting my teeth to stop the evil growl that was threatening to escape my lips, I furiously twirled around to face the person. You could practically feel my hatred pickling in the air. A murderous tension lingered around me. And I could have sworn that smoke was blowing out of my ears.

"What?!" I marveled as such a harmless and innocent word could strike such terror into these……. Elves. (Guessing! What a marvelous thing guessing is!)

One of them stepped forward, and boldly said, "Seeing as you are lost, you may very well join our merry little group." And my jaw touched the ground. While I was in shock outside, I was a in a turmoil inside. Little me's were running around and screaming `Help! The world has just declared itself gay!' `Pigs are flying! This defies the laws of science!' `The underworld froze over by giant ice cubes!' `Wait……. Ice cubes? Mmmmmm……………..'

"Did you just-"I froze for a minute "offer me to join your group?"

"Yes, we did." My foot played with the dirt beneath me for a minute, nervously. What should I say? I would but I can't because I have to continue finding jewel shards five hundred years ago while trying to avoid a dog demon, who was betrayed by his loved one? I mentally scoffed. As if.

"I……."

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Dark: I'm sorry that it's such a short chapter! And I know it's a stupid place to leave it but I have to go to school now. *smiles sheepishly *

POLLS:

Inuyasha: Two

Sesshomaru: Five

Kouga: One

Naraku: 0

Somebody else: 1/2

(I can drag Youko Kurama into this story if you want.): Four

Does she end up with:

Legolas: ten

Winner:

Thank you to:

Broken_ Angel: The reason why I didn't update here is well… I'm more used to fanfiction.net than here…

Rachel marie: Kurama would be too hard so I'm just going to bring in Youko k?

Broken_ Angel: Yeah I find that annoying too but what's even worse is the stupid thing that happens to me. This is how it goes: I write and it's good (or so people say) I get writers block or I want to read or I'm too busy with homework or I'm too lazy, or just too tired… then I get off of my lazy butt and write again and then the whole thing starts over again…

LadyInume: Elf and demon… imagine their offspring… *goes cross eyed*

o0ShadowXFox0o: Thank you

Lady Eversor: This is going to be fun… *grins evilly and rubs hands together*

Dark moon: I also like that pairing as of late… I wonder why?

yuki_ryuu21: Thankies!

Callmebob: Thankies! That means so much to me! *tears up*

Callmebob: Youko Kurama or Kurama? Because Kurama's too hard…

Slyinu: I'm glad I helped you make up your mind… *happy*

GemJewel: Funny, really? I can't do comedy at all… *tears up again*

Crecy* : Sorry!

Saphir kitsune youkai girl: Thankies! *grins*

Lilbunnyfufu: I know how you feel… I feel the same way…