InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ FobUCobKobEDob Up Fairy Tales ❯ Cup O' Ramen ( Chapter 1 )
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By: KitsuneGurl 
What happens when a cup of ramen comes to life? Tune in for Episode 1 of FobUCobKobEDob Up Fairy Tales!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.19.2006 | Updated On: 02.19.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 530 | Status: Completed
What happens when a cup of ramen comes to life? Tune in for Episode 1 of FobUCobKobEDob Up Fairy Tales!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.19.2006 | Updated On: 02.19.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 530 | Status: Completed
~*~I claim only one thing: INSANITY!!! Mwahahahaha...~*~
Once upon a time, in a shrine somewhere in Tokyo, Japan, a young girl sporting a school uniform stood slaving over a hot stovetop.
<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<- Risika: Maybe I exaggerated a bit there? *thoughtful*
Kagome: Ugh, did you have to make me sweat?
Inuyasha: Just get on with the damn fic, will ya?
Kagome: ... Osuwari!
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Anyways, back at the ranch, the girl(whose name happens to be Kagome) pushed a lock of raven hair behind her ear as she turned the stove off, pouring a few packages of ramen into the boiling water.
"Shippo! Ramen's almost ready!" She called, just as a young Kitsune bounded into the kitchen, leaping onto her shoulder.
Shippo licked his lips, sniffing the air. "Mmm... I love when you make ramen Kaa-san!" He exclaimed, smiling.
Suddenly, the Ramen began to rise from the pot. The girl stumbled back with a shriek as noodles began to twist together, taking the form of a young man.
"Kyaaaa!"
"It's alive!" Shippo screamed.
The noodle man took off at a run singing, "Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm Cup O'Ramen!"
The young girl appears to have fainted, and by the time she and her kit left the shrine, Ramen was nowhere to be found...
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Ramen was dashing through the streets of Tokyo when he came across a girl in green beating up some punk with orange hair. "Kyo! I missed you so much! How come you never called me? I was worried sick!"
Ramen tried to sneak off, but the girl suddenly dropped Kyo, looking at Ramen evilly. "Ramen!" *maniacal laughter* "I'm gonna eat you!"
Ramen sprinted off, singing, "I ran away from a schoolgirl and her kit, And I can run away from you! I can! Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm Cup O'Ramen!"
Ramen was running so fast, he almost tripped over a young girl in his path. He skidded to a halt, panting. "You're not gonna eat me, are you?" He asked.
The girl giggled. "No silly. Rin doesn't eat people. Who're you?"
"Ramen. Cup O'Ramen. Now if you'll excuse me..."
"Why my Ramen!?! I love-ed you, Ramen! I love-ed you!" Kagura cried out, seeing him with Rin. Her eyes glinted maliciously, and she launched herself at him. "MY Ramen!!!"
Rin pulled Ramen out of the way just in time. "Hurry!" She cried, pulling him through a random forest. "She'll never find you now." Rin smiled at him as he prepared to take off.
Suddenly...
Dun-dun-dun...
A whirlwind ripped through the forest, coming to a stop in front of Rin. "How dare you steal my Ramen!" She cried, furious.
Rin looked up at her with pleading puppy eyes. "Please... Don't eat him... He's... My friend..."
Kagura paused for a second. Rin, taking advantage of the situation, pounced on her, holding her down. "Ramen, I can't hold her for long... Run!"
Ramen hesitated. "I can't leave you with this maniac!" He exclaimed.
Rin struggled to keep Kagura on the ground. "Run! Run Ramen, Run!"
And so Ramen took off, using his incredibly newfound demonic speed to outrun Kagura.
So Ramen was just speeding along, not a care in the world, when some red-headed buffoon with an Elvis 'do tackled him to the ground. "Kitty!"
"What the Hell?!" Ramen shouted. "I ain't no pussycat! Get off me!"
"WHAT??? You're not a kitty?" The idiot replied, looking more stupid than usual. Then, he exploded. (Not literally... ^^) "You bastard! Hey! Get back here!"
For indeed, Ramen was up and running again, singing his little song as he went, "I ran away from a schoolgirl and her kit, I ran away from an insane aibyouka, And I can run away from you! I can! Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm Cup O'Ramen!"
Kuwabara(*cough*baka*cough*) pursues Ramen, intending to beat the shit outta him. He followed him down Main Street, and up the 57 flights of stairs to the top of Seto Kaiba's giant, shiny building. However, Ramen didn't stop there. He leapt off the roof, landing on the next building over. He turned back in time to see the baka ningen trip over his enormous feet, and, not seeing the edge, topple over to plummet towards the river below...
<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<- Kuwabara: WTF??? What the Hell's a river doing in the middle of Tokyo?
Risika: Don't ask me... It just sorta popped up, you know? *wink*
Kuwabara: Ack! Everyone's out to get me!
Risika: You just realized this? *quirks eyebrow*
Kuwabara: *nervous* Don't look at me like that... *gulp*
Risika: Like what? *innocent look*
Kuwabara: Like tha-ahhhh!!!
Risika: ... Now, where was I? Ah yes...
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With a very girly scream Kuwabara plummeted towards the river below, a swift, deep, river of ice with very jagged rocks sticking up here and there... ^^
Anyways, back to Ramen...
Yet another young girl appeared in front of Ramen. ((^^ Ramen's pimpin' yo!)) She had long dark hair and mysterious eyes. She absentmindedly licked her lips, giving Ramen a once over. "Mmm... You certainly look delicious, Ramen-san," she purred, catching him off guard.
He flipped over her when she tried to grab him, singing, "I ran away from a schoolgirl and her kit, I ran away from an insane aibyouka, I ran away from a baka ningen, And I can run away from you! I can! Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm Cup O'Ramen!"
The odd girl chased after Ramen, shouting,"Get back here, or I'll *BEEP* you with my electro-poison waves! (insert maniacal laughter)"
Ahead of Ramen, several cheerleaders had materialized on either side of the road. They all had bright blue hair, wore pink uniforms, and oddly, instead of chasing him, were cheering him on:
"Run Run Ramen, Freedom's just around the bend... Run Run Ramen, or else you're gonna be very dead..."
'Well, that's certainly optimistic,' he thought to himself as he sped up, leaving the freaky electro-poison wave girl behind.
He was so distracted by his 'cheerleaders' that he ran straight into someone else, falling flat on his ass.
"Excuse me," he mumbled.
"Keh," was the only reply he got. Suddenly, he feeling a tug on his hair, he looked up into the amber eyes of a man with long silver hair and... little doggy ears? He was so shocked that he only realized what was happening when it was too late. "Nooo..." He sobbed as the hanyou continued to gobble him up.
A large fiery cat demon landed in front of the adorable dog man as he continued to devour Ramen. Kagome and Shippo glared at him, but apparently, he either didn't notice, or didn't care...
Shippo pretended to cry, hoping it would get the insufferable hanyou in trouble. And he certainly wasn't disappointed.
"Inuyasha..." A cold voice called dangerously in warning. The puppy ears fell flat against Inuyasha's head as he winced, preparing for the worst.
"That was Shippo's ramen..." If looks could kill, Inuyasha would've been 6 feet deep several times over. "OSUWARI! Osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari!!!!!!!!!!
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THE END!!! ^^
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A/N: Hope you enjoyed this... I'm just feeling kinda hyper and had to let it all out somehow... I think I'll write some more of these stories, if enough people would like it, that is...
BTW, I'm quite aware that some of Kagura's lines are similar to those of the episode when we first meet her. That was intentional, unfortunately, I don't remember the exact wording... Ah well. Also, I edited some well-known quotes to suit my purposes.
Once upon a time, in a shrine somewhere in Tokyo, Japan, a young girl sporting a school uniform stood slaving over a hot stovetop.
<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<- Risika: Maybe I exaggerated a bit there? *thoughtful*
Kagome: Ugh, did you have to make me sweat?
Inuyasha: Just get on with the damn fic, will ya?
Kagome: ... Osuwari!
->->->->->->->->->->->->->->
Anyways, back at the ranch, the girl(whose name happens to be Kagome) pushed a lock of raven hair behind her ear as she turned the stove off, pouring a few packages of ramen into the boiling water.
"Shippo! Ramen's almost ready!" She called, just as a young Kitsune bounded into the kitchen, leaping onto her shoulder.
Shippo licked his lips, sniffing the air. "Mmm... I love when you make ramen Kaa-san!" He exclaimed, smiling.
Suddenly, the Ramen began to rise from the pot. The girl stumbled back with a shriek as noodles began to twist together, taking the form of a young man.
"Kyaaaa!"
"It's alive!" Shippo screamed.
The noodle man took off at a run singing, "Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm Cup O'Ramen!"
The young girl appears to have fainted, and by the time she and her kit left the shrine, Ramen was nowhere to be found...
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Ramen was dashing through the streets of Tokyo when he came across a girl in green beating up some punk with orange hair. "Kyo! I missed you so much! How come you never called me? I was worried sick!"
Ramen tried to sneak off, but the girl suddenly dropped Kyo, looking at Ramen evilly. "Ramen!" *maniacal laughter* "I'm gonna eat you!"
Ramen sprinted off, singing, "I ran away from a schoolgirl and her kit, And I can run away from you! I can! Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm Cup O'Ramen!"
Ramen was running so fast, he almost tripped over a young girl in his path. He skidded to a halt, panting. "You're not gonna eat me, are you?" He asked.
The girl giggled. "No silly. Rin doesn't eat people. Who're you?"
"Ramen. Cup O'Ramen. Now if you'll excuse me..."
"Why my Ramen!?! I love-ed you, Ramen! I love-ed you!" Kagura cried out, seeing him with Rin. Her eyes glinted maliciously, and she launched herself at him. "MY Ramen!!!"
Rin pulled Ramen out of the way just in time. "Hurry!" She cried, pulling him through a random forest. "She'll never find you now." Rin smiled at him as he prepared to take off.
Suddenly...
Dun-dun-dun...
A whirlwind ripped through the forest, coming to a stop in front of Rin. "How dare you steal my Ramen!" She cried, furious.
Rin looked up at her with pleading puppy eyes. "Please... Don't eat him... He's... My friend..."
Kagura paused for a second. Rin, taking advantage of the situation, pounced on her, holding her down. "Ramen, I can't hold her for long... Run!"
Ramen hesitated. "I can't leave you with this maniac!" He exclaimed.
Rin struggled to keep Kagura on the ground. "Run! Run Ramen, Run!"
And so Ramen took off, using his incredibly newfound demonic speed to outrun Kagura.
So Ramen was just speeding along, not a care in the world, when some red-headed buffoon with an Elvis 'do tackled him to the ground. "Kitty!"
"What the Hell?!" Ramen shouted. "I ain't no pussycat! Get off me!"
"WHAT??? You're not a kitty?" The idiot replied, looking more stupid than usual. Then, he exploded. (Not literally... ^^) "You bastard! Hey! Get back here!"
For indeed, Ramen was up and running again, singing his little song as he went, "I ran away from a schoolgirl and her kit, I ran away from an insane aibyouka, And I can run away from you! I can! Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm Cup O'Ramen!"
Kuwabara(*cough*baka*cough*) pursues Ramen, intending to beat the shit outta him. He followed him down Main Street, and up the 57 flights of stairs to the top of Seto Kaiba's giant, shiny building. However, Ramen didn't stop there. He leapt off the roof, landing on the next building over. He turned back in time to see the baka ningen trip over his enormous feet, and, not seeing the edge, topple over to plummet towards the river below...
<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<- Kuwabara: WTF??? What the Hell's a river doing in the middle of Tokyo?
Risika: Don't ask me... It just sorta popped up, you know? *wink*
Kuwabara: Ack! Everyone's out to get me!
Risika: You just realized this? *quirks eyebrow*
Kuwabara: *nervous* Don't look at me like that... *gulp*
Risika: Like what? *innocent look*
Kuwabara: Like tha-ahhhh!!!
Risika: ... Now, where was I? Ah yes...
->->->->->->->->->->->->->->
With a very girly scream Kuwabara plummeted towards the river below, a swift, deep, river of ice with very jagged rocks sticking up here and there... ^^
Anyways, back to Ramen...
Yet another young girl appeared in front of Ramen. ((^^ Ramen's pimpin' yo!)) She had long dark hair and mysterious eyes. She absentmindedly licked her lips, giving Ramen a once over. "Mmm... You certainly look delicious, Ramen-san," she purred, catching him off guard.
He flipped over her when she tried to grab him, singing, "I ran away from a schoolgirl and her kit, I ran away from an insane aibyouka, I ran away from a baka ningen, And I can run away from you! I can! Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm Cup O'Ramen!"
The odd girl chased after Ramen, shouting,"Get back here, or I'll *BEEP* you with my electro-poison waves! (insert maniacal laughter)"
Ahead of Ramen, several cheerleaders had materialized on either side of the road. They all had bright blue hair, wore pink uniforms, and oddly, instead of chasing him, were cheering him on:
"Run Run Ramen, Freedom's just around the bend... Run Run Ramen, or else you're gonna be very dead..."
'Well, that's certainly optimistic,' he thought to himself as he sped up, leaving the freaky electro-poison wave girl behind.
He was so distracted by his 'cheerleaders' that he ran straight into someone else, falling flat on his ass.
"Excuse me," he mumbled.
"Keh," was the only reply he got. Suddenly, he feeling a tug on his hair, he looked up into the amber eyes of a man with long silver hair and... little doggy ears? He was so shocked that he only realized what was happening when it was too late. "Nooo..." He sobbed as the hanyou continued to gobble him up.
A large fiery cat demon landed in front of the adorable dog man as he continued to devour Ramen. Kagome and Shippo glared at him, but apparently, he either didn't notice, or didn't care...
Shippo pretended to cry, hoping it would get the insufferable hanyou in trouble. And he certainly wasn't disappointed.
"Inuyasha..." A cold voice called dangerously in warning. The puppy ears fell flat against Inuyasha's head as he winced, preparing for the worst.
"That was Shippo's ramen..." If looks could kill, Inuyasha would've been 6 feet deep several times over. "OSUWARI! Osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, osuwari!!!!!!!!!!
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THE END!!! ^^
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A/N: Hope you enjoyed this... I'm just feeling kinda hyper and had to let it all out somehow... I think I'll write some more of these stories, if enough people would like it, that is...
BTW, I'm quite aware that some of Kagura's lines are similar to those of the episode when we first meet her. That was intentional, unfortunately, I don't remember the exact wording... Ah well. Also, I edited some well-known quotes to suit my purposes.