InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ Innocent ❯ Another Baka Inu-kororo ( Chapter 8 )

Disclaimers: Like again, I dun own that Inu and his gang, the rice ball and its zodiacs so and so you'll get em… ^_^

 

Starting on the look out of Super Starz…

 

Tohru: I have a complaint to lodge.

Rain: Well, well. Since that I am not the first to open my mouth and Tohru's a gal, Kyou? You're tha buster.

Kyou: (Splutter with rage) WHAT!?

Tohru: Can you tell the camera man not to giv such weird names on the title?

Rain: Well, actually, the title was my idea…

 

 

“NANI?!” Kagome cringed at the loud voice. She had been expecting it, knowing him for years. Inuyasha threw his hands up into the air.

“Not only you are not coming with me to find shards, but you want me to go to school with you?! What about Naraku?” Kagome twiddled with her hands.

“Well, my sister here can solve that…” She pointed to Tohru who scowled at him. Inuyasha scrunched up his face. “That bitch can't do a thing…”

Tohru flared. “Oh yeah? Ya mangy dog-turd! Watch me!”

 

Sitting on the grounds of the Feudal Era, she started to let her senses spread. Kagome whistled. “She knows miko stuff well than me, duh.” Inuyasha gaped.

Suddenly, Naraku was there. “Wha…?”

Tohru just lazily held a finger and waved it. A blast of wind twirled around it and a shimmer of blue wind appeared. It became bigger and a shadow of a human could be seen.

“Milady, can't you wait? I am just starting my afternoon nap!” An irritated face came into view. Kagome looked at her. Usaki have not changed. Slim, tall, beautiful, bullshit but he is a damn man.

“No, I can't. Kagome, he is not bullshit. Usaki? Grab that purple jewel and give it to Kags. Then finish him.” Tohru commanded grandly.

Usaki grumbled and mumbled.

“I'll tell your okaasan that you pinched chocolates out…” Tohru said easily. Usaki growled and walked up to Naraku. “You better don't!”

Naraku, still in a stupor of being interrupted was letting his mouth hanging. One minute, he was at his room, next, to this insolent place. Now, a man is walking to him. What next?

Usaki waved his hand at Naraku's face. “Hey, hanyou! Close your mouth, it's ugly and a fly might go in sometime.” With that, Usaki grabbed the half-jewel and tossed it to Kagome.”

And he then threw Naraku into the forest. “Bye ladies! Don't interrupt me after this! I'll be sleeping, for kami's sake!”

Tohru grinned at Kagome, who purified it with her touch. “Now that mutt-turd can go with ya.”

Inuyasha saw red. But before he could retort, Kagome already yelled. “SIT!” Inuyasha

groaned as Earth gravity's hand pulled him to the ground.

 

Yuki sighed. Someway or another, Akito will be finding out. After all, Shigure was going to see him the day after. He was worried for his Tohru.

She was so innocent, but after meeting that Ka-go-me girl, she changed, not only in personality and in looks. Well, in her looks, she is damn hot!

Yuki stopped his train of thoughts. Hot? Where that word did came from? “Crap! I am starting to crave for her!”

 

Meanwhile, Kyou was not having so much luck. He was on the top of his roof, brooding for Tohru. Dumbstruck by the fact that Tohru was a great beauty, his nosebleed even more.

“Arg!” Kyou let out a frustrated shout.

Also that basterd girl was driving him up the wall; so high that he might need a parachute to get down. Kyou grabbed his head and let loose a howl of troubles. How many more things can go wrong?

 

 

Tohru and Inuyasha bickered all the way to the Sohma's house. Kagome sighed. This was the same. She would fight with the neko while Tohru would grumble with Inuyasha.

When they reached the house, Inuyasha almost fainted. “You knew that I can't stand the damn reeking stench of the humans!” He complained.

Tohru growled at him. “Don't you dare? I am one of those humans that can also be holding a `damn reeking stench' to your damn nose!”

Kagome opened the door. “Yuki? Baka Neko? Shigure? Come out for a while would cha?”

Soon, all of them had stationed together and was focusing their attention on the hanyou, who glared at them. Kagome cleared her throat and started, “This is Inuyasha, my friend. He is a hanyou, which means, a half demon.”

Yuki and Kyou looked dumbfounded. Shigure blinked his eyes at Inuyasha. Tohru stuck her tongue at Inuyasha. Inuyasha was trying to take a swipe at Tohru.

“SIT!” Kagome's voice rang out and Inuyasha was hitting the floor with an audible thud.

Now, the three zodiacs looked even more confused. Tohru grinned.

“That is Kags command to him. Once he says any dumb stuff which is dumber than his thick skull, he'll kiss the floor.”

Inuyasha growled. “Ya bitch! Shut your mouth before I pull it for ya!” He flexed his claws. Tohru shrugged. “Not like I am so afraid. Ya dog ears make you look so cute, not scary!”

Inuyasha leaped over and was about to give her a piece of his mind when a dreaded voice rang out. “Inuyasha…”

Inuyasha gulped and Kagome dragged him to the gardens. Tohru closed her ears and motioned the others to do the same.

“SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT! You did better sit (thud) until you can find a damn sit (thud) place in that house or I'll sit (thud) you till you're sit (THUD) in hell and sit (THUD) until you are dead!”

A long stream of curses was hurled at Kagome soon afterwards.

Tohru removed her hands and cheered for her sister. “YEAH! SIT THAT HANYOU TILL HE CAN'T EVEN SIT!”

Kyou was listening to his curses with interest while Shigure and Yuki had sweat drops at their heads.

 

 

Rainie: So that was nice? Pls R&R! Appreciate it, I would! ^_^ Heh, though if I were Kagome, I would be a little lenient on that mutt…

Btw, its time for Kags and Inu doggy to know the lil secret… (Busy on blogging ya see! So I've not updated so long, not that anyone cares…)

 

Peekie on out Starz of the Show…

 

All: … …

Rain: Next Chappie will be up soon! Please don't miss it and reviews!

All: -_-“'

Rain: Whoa, so quiet…

Kyou: You are the first one to open ya mouth.

Rain: (Haughty) Why are you still on that? I am not as childish as you to play that game…

Kyou: (fume) Damn her…

Rain: *takes up frying pan* KYOU YOU IDIOT! BAKA NEKO!

All: -_-“'