InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fruits Basket Fan Fiction ❯ NARAKU!!!!!!!!! ❯ NarXHanh ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

It's…it's…*Kagome hides behind Inuyasha and Inuyasha hides behind Miroku who hides behind Sango who is really really scared* it's the… DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!!! *everyone else screams* *I pout* I …don't…own…Inuyasha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RG (random girl, me): Um ok every1 I'm bored and I have to go to Karate soon but I'll start the story…

Kagome watching Sango beat up Miroku because his hand “slipped”

Sango: you…you… PERVERT!!!!!!!

*Sango standing over Miroku with a look of death*

Miroku: S-sango? Please!!!!! I'll be good from now on! Just please don't kill meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

*Sango puts necklace, like Inu's, around Miroku's neck*

Sango: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Miroku does face plant and Inu and Kag laugh*

*Sango smiles*

Sango: SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Inu falls out of the tree from laughing*

*RG pops out of no where*

Inu: y-you!!!!! Ur the one who stuck me on that stupid island with those fruits basket peoples!!!! Get away from me!!!!!!

(N/A: see `Inu/Fruits Basket trapped!!!')

RG: yay!!!! U remember meeeee!!!!! *starts bouncing up and down* I knew it!!!!! It was love at first sight!!!!!!!!!!

Inu: love at first wah!?!?!?

Kag: Inu how could u!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe I made out with u! Jerk!!!!! Sit!!!!!!!!!

*Inu does face plant*

*Naraku appears*

Nar: Inu!!! I have come 2 kill u!!!!!!!

RG: No! u will not kill my Inu-poo!!!

Nar: ur the girl from the island?

RG: yeah

Nar: PLEAZE!!!!! Let me see my beloved Hana!!!

*RG thinks*

RG: maybe

Nar: MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RG: first u have to do something 4 me.

Nar: What??? ANYTHING!!!!!

RG: KILL KAGOME and KIKYO!!!!!!!

(N/A: Sorry peoples but I am a total KIKYO HATER but I have nothing against KAGOME…it just that she's in the way of me and Inu being together and for Nar to see his `beloved Hana' I have nothin against Kag but everything against Kikyo! Boo! Kikyo!)

Nar: Ok no prob. here!

*Nar draws dagger and walks up to Kag but is stopped by Inu*

Inu: u r not gonna lay a single finger on Kag. I don't like Kik anymore and she likes Fluffy so u can kill her but not my Kaggie-poo. Ya got that…punk?

Nar: aaawwwww. Kaggie-poo? That is soooooo sweet!! I'll kill Kik first so u can have a few moments alone.

*Nar disappears*

Kag: Inu-poo! Pleaze don't let him kill me!!! we didn't even have-

Inu: Kaggie-poo! This is supposed to be PG! But don't worry I won't let him even-

*Nar appears behind Kag and stabs her.*

*Kag dies and RG bounces up and down*

RG: Ok Nar. U can see Hana now!

*RG snaps fingers and Nar disappears*

Inu: KAGOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duh duh duh duh…

Sorry once again Kaggie lover but I had to kill her!!!! but Kik lovers… rot in hell with her!!!