InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction / Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Harry Potter/ FMA RANDOMNESS!!! ❯ One-Shot

 

I do not own FMA

 

 

This is some mild randomness. This is extremely disturbing…………… enjoy.

 

 

 

 

 

Harry Potter- Now that we have the sorcerers' stone we must destroy it so no one else can use its power for evil.

 

 

 

 

Ed- That stone belongs to me!!! Hand it over!!

 

 

 

*Ed claps and transmutes his hand into a sword thing *

 

 

Harry- Are you some kind of evil sorcerer? What do you want with the stone?

 

 

Ed- THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSSINESS!!!

 

 

Harry- well… you can't have it.

 

 

Ed- We'll see about that.

 

 

Harry- what are you going to you coward.

 

 

Ed- coward??

 

 

Harry- what?

 

 

Ed- I've been called shrimp, pipsqueak, small, brat, kid…..but never coward.

 

 

Harry- Fine…….shrimp

 

 

Ed- you son of a bitch.

 

 

 

*Ed and Harry start to fight *

 

 

Hermione/ Ron- Harry. STOP!!!

 

 

Alphonse- brother…you're going to get yourself killed.

 

 

Me- W00T !! GO HARRY!! GO ED!!!

 

 

Both- WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!!!

 

 

Me- both.

 

 

Armstrong- Me and my glorious muscles shall bring this fight to an end!!

 

 

Me- O_o

 

Armstrong- SUPER SPARKLE ATTACK!!!

 

 

*sparkles shoot out every where *

 

 

random guy- MY EYE!!!

 

 

Me- I thought you said your `muscles'

 

 

Armstrong- Yes. But the sparkle attack has been passed down the armstron……..

 

 

Everybody- SHUT UP!!!!!!

 

 

*Armstrong runs out crying. *

 

 

Me- great what else can go wrong.

 

 

*crappy theme music *

 

 

FLYING CHEESE TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Me- great.anything else??

 

 

Roy shows up-*poof …appears in a towel. * wait a minute I was just taking a shower and…

 

 

Fangirls- GET HIM!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Me- I shoulda known.

 

 

(Ed runs after the cheese and tries to eat it while Ron starts flirting with envy and Hermione starts developing a huge crush on Roy…Harry's in the background eating popcorn while Winry goes off to join the `automail is a turn on' group that meets every weekend.)

 

 

*Inuyasha appears *

 

 

 

Inuyasha- we heard of a demon that possesses a jewel shard.

 

 

Me- I don't know!!!

 

 

He who shall not be named- muhahaha I HAVE COME BACK TO DESTRO…* he suddenly gets eaten by

big bird *

 

 

Big bird- RED IS THE COLOR OF BLOOD!!!

 

 

Inuyasha- THAT'S THE DEMON!!!

 

 

Me- I'm officially crazy.

 

 

(big bid get carried away in a strait jacket…inuyasha follows, Ed is eating cheese, Ron fell in love with envy, Roy X Hermione…….GAH!!!)

 

 

 

hope u liked it……….no flames plz