InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fushigi Yuugi Fan Fiction ❯ The Conflicting Desires ❯ No Go Couple ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: If only...then Sesshomaru would be mine forever. *sighs and then cracks whip* Oh well at least I have both him and Hotohori in my company for a little while.

A/N, from Ame to all: Yay! I got reviews, thanks guys, they make me happy. Well I now know the names of the old ladies thanks to two people, I love you two!...Okay, that's a little weird considering that I don't know you...Yeah well I was also told that I talk to much during the story, so I'll try to avoid interrupting the fic! And I'm sorry for not updating...you see I wrote it all by hand...and never felt like typing it...ok no more excuses...Well here's the poll on Miaka so far:

Miaka/Kouga: 5

Miaka/Naraku: 0

Miaka/Sesshomaru: 1

Miaka dies (my personal fav!): 2

Other (specify)

I can't believe someone wants Miaka with Sess! Well...keep voting.

Sess: Ame you even so much as think that, and I will rip your very fingers off, preventing you from showing the world such insanity! *cracks knuckles and eyes turn red as they change shape*

Ame: Are you serious? *Pulls out her whip and Hotohori whimpers somewhere in the distance.* I control the Suzaku warriors and you better believe that I will have you as well! And if my greatness is not enough to scare you...well then maybe this will be... *snaps fingers* Bwahahahaha! *A military figure appears with a deer rifle.* Sargent Mink Mink, prepare for battle!

Sargent Mink Mink: Yes mam yes! *Sess cowers as she cocks her gun*

Ame: It seems that future weapons have scared you! Bwahahahaha!

Sesshomaru: No! No, no...no...she's horrible, such power... never have I had an opponent as fieresome as this Sargent Mink Mink of Ame!

Sargent Mink Mink: Don't worry, if you listen to Ame...I mean master, then I will not open fire.

Sess: Such gruesome tactics! Damn you Ame, I must surrender myself to you...never have I seen a thing so hideous as this. You win this time! My eyes have been blinded by this revolting besatman resembling no demon I have ever seen before! *Sargent Mink Mink turns red with anger, but she will not attack without Ame's orders.*

Ame: Actually it is a she, and... well um... she ia a human. And I can't believe you were scared of her ugliness as opposed to her gun! *Sess falls over and refuses to believe that Sargent Mink Mink is a human woman. Aggravated Ame turns to the computer to write. Once Ame's view has been diverted, Sargent Mink Mink silently beats Sess to a pulp.*

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Narrator:

The day after Tamahome and Miaka were found, another Suzaku member was dicovered. Miroku was wondering through the woods when he stumbled upon an unconcious body.

Miroku:

We found that guy yesterday, seems that Kagome has all the luck. I've been a loyal and holy monk for years! You'd think that I'd at least be rewarded with a beautiful wife to bear my children...Well there Sango, but she only sees me as an annoying hentai friend... Hey what's that over there... is it? Yes! It's a body, a body of a woman!

Narrator:

Miroku rushes over to help the fallen victim. When he arrives by the feet of the kimono-covered body he relaxes.

Miroku:

Ah! It is a woman. Finally my day has come. She is so gorgeous, her lengthy body match her straight long black hair, and that beauty mark just proves she must be sought after by many men. Well, I need her awake to propose to her.

Narrator:

In order to wake his sleeping bride-to-be Miroku places his arms around her and lovingly brings her up to rest against his chest. "Awaken my fallen beauty," he cooes at the limp woman, and miracously at the sound of a voice, her eyes flutter open. At the sight of the stranger she jumps and shyly asks, "And who are you?"

Miroku:

Her husky tone is quite attractive!

"My name is Miroku, I am but a humble monk and I am here to help you. And what, fair maiden, is your name?"

Narrator:

The lady giggles, leans forward, kisses Miroku's cheek, and whispers, "My name, dear hero, is Nuriko."

Miroku:

That name sounds fairly masculine, oh well I can just call her Nuri.

"Well Nuri, if I may call you that, would you do me a great honor by marrying me?"

Nuriko:

*batts eyelashes* " Of course! I would love to monk Miroku! I am yours."

Miroku:

*grabs Nuriko's hands* "And will you bear my children!?!"

Nuriko:

"Um... That might be a problem..."

Miroku:

"Why is that, my love?"

Nuriko:

"...I'm a guy..." *Miroku falls over*

Narrator:

After Miroku's not-so-speedy recovery Nuriko explains his predicament. He knows his name, but has no idea why he is dressed in a kimono, nor why he was pretending to be attracted to Miroku, when in reality he wasn't. Immediately Miroku placed his lack of memory along with Tamahome's, he knew that they were some how connected. Despite his earlier horrification at Nuriko's declaration, he decided he would help the man; so he brought him back to Kaede's village.

Kagome:

Ah that must be Miroku, and he's actually got a girl with him! What girl in her right mind would agree to go anywhere with that hentai!?!

"So, ah Miroku, are you going to introduce us to your lady friend?"

Nuriko:

"You can just call me Nari, I'm going to marry Miroku!"

Narrator:

After hitting Nuriko over the head with his staff Miroku begins to speak. Miroku's eyebrows twitch in irritation as he explains about Nuriko. When he's done everyone except him and Nuriko fall over. A few minutes laterthey all talk and decide that Nariku would join them in searching for the jewel. Inu Yasha, though, seemed to protest, as usual.

Inu Yasha:

Ugh another oddball with no memory, for all we know they could just be Naraku's puppets! Damn it, now I have another one I have to keep my eye on!

"Kagome we can't take in another weakling! He's only going to slow us down and who says he's not after the jewel!?!"

Kagome:

Why does he always have to be so suspiscous of everyone?

"Listen Inu Yasha, you have to show a little human compassion. Besides if he's weak then he won't be able to take the shards from us! So neh!" *Sticks out her tongue and Inu Yasha lounges at her.*

"SIT BOY!"

Tamahome:

*To Nuriko in whispers.* "They are always like this, but don't worry they are still good people."

Nuriko:

"Will you marry me?"

Tamahome:

*Falls over.* "Never mind Nuriko, never mind."

Kagome:

*Stops fighting with Inu Yasha and looks up.* What is that? It's moving southward...is it?...yes it is!

"Let's go, I sense a jewel shard!"

Narrator:

Kagome grabs her bow and arrow and hops on Inu Yasha's back they begin to run south and Tamahome and Miroku follow suit. Nuriko is really confused because nobody explained the hunt for the jewel shards to him, but Sango pulls him onto Kirara (spelling?) with her. Nuriko hangs onto Sango but her hiraikotsa prevents him from getting too close. The group travels through the forest dodging trees for five minutes before coming upon a clearing. Inu Yasha, as if knowing Kagome's thoughts, stops and Kagome climbs off his back. Tamahome and Nuriko watch in awe and anticipation as she pulls an arrow from behind her and notches it onto her bow. She aims at a rock on a nearby hill and lets her arrow fly. As the head flies through the air it creates a white purification streak and then pierces the rock. Fractions of a second later the rock shatters revealing a bear demon. It stands on its hind legs and is 5 times the size of a normal bear. Angered by its discovery it picks up a large rock, that had to weigh at least a few thousand pounds, and it throws it directly at the group. Everyone moved out of the way except Nuriko, he was confused and didn't move an inch as the boulder came down upon him and hid him from the world. Kagome began to yell his name, but then stopped when she realized that they still had to deal with an angry and obvisouly very dangerous demon.

The group had been split into two by the rock, each half dodging a different way. Tamahome and Kagome on one side, Inu Yasha, Sango, and Miroku on the other. Kagome sized up the demon and without taking her eyes off of it she called to Inu Yasha. "The shard, it's in his left foot! Inu Yasha!!" After hearing her information, Inu Yasha smirks, cracks his knuckles, and prepares to show off to the new comers. But before he can even begin to draw the tetsusaiga he sees a blue streak rush by hin and onto the demon's back. Confused he doesn't attack and instead watches with his jaw open. Tamahome yelled from the bear's back, "Steady your arrow and kill this demon bear Lady Kagome!" Knowing that Tamahome was in harm's way, even though he had his nunchucks around the bear's neck, she was afraid her arrow might hit him. Cautiously she pulled up her bow and began to take aim. Before she could fire her shot, the large rock next to her flew up and consequently hit the bear in the head. Tamahome jumped off as the demon hit the ground and had its head crushed beneath the rock.

As the breaking of bones was heard, the group turned around in awe and fear to see who had thrown the rock. Perphaps it was another demon. A man's voice filled the silence, "Tag your it."

Kagome:

How.....? Nuriko! He's ok!

"Nuriko! I'm so happy! *Hugs Nuriko and then pulls back to look at his face.* How'd you manage to free yourself?"

Nuriko:

*Rubs dust off his hands.* "Strength can come in handy, so what do you think now Inu Yasha, can I join your group?"

Inu Yasha:

Damn it all! He did that on purpose. We are just gonna keep finding more men to join our 'group' next thing ya know they'll be wantin' more than just our group...*Glances at Kagome.*...But I need those shards! Okay, they're strong, I'll keep them around until the jewel is whole and in my hands, then they're on their own.

Narrator:

Nuriko hit Inu Yasha on the head.

Inu Yasha:

"What the hell did ya do that for baka?"

Nuriko:

"Sorry, Inu Yasha, you just had a funny look on your face, I thought you were hurting yourself!"

Inu Yasha:

"I was thinking!" *Grinds teeth.*

Nuriko:

"...Oh..."

Kagome:

"Ha! Nuriko, I know a little kitsune that you're very similar too, I'll have to introduce you to him soon.....It seems Inu Yasha wants to kill you both!"

Narrator:

Inu Yasha turns a deep angry red and glares daggers at Nuriko, as Nuriko sweats bullets. (A/N: So know you know where modern technology comes from!...Hahaha! Get it !?!...Sorry...)

Kagome:

"So Inu Yasha what are we going to do, huh?"

Inu Yasha:

"Keh! Do what you want wench, just don't get in my way!"

Kagome:

*Fuming.* "INU YASHA....OSUWAR-"

Narrator:

Before Kagome could finish the word, Inu Yasha covered her mouth. He then slung her over his shoulder and proceeded towards Kaede's village. Keeping his back to Nuriko at all times. And so the Nuriko joined the little group and he began to feel at ease.

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A/N: YAY! Finally it's completed. All right, well before I address reviews, I must advertise. If you're looking for a comedy read "The Security Squad" by Ookami Tsusumu, and yes sadly I admit that I am a member of that little wolf pack. Also please check out my other fics if you are into Rurouni Kenshin stuff or just plain Inu Yasha stuff. I really need some opinions. The RK one I did with Lorilyn Zan in entitled, "The Twisted Rose" warning~it really is twisted and it's supposed to be funny!!! Didn't seem to work out that way though. My RK is called, "A Fitting Turn" I have a feeling that this will be my personal favorite out of everything I am going to write because I have a lot of freedon to go where I want with it. Read it and you'll understand what I mean. My other RK is a comedy/romance called, "A Camber on Meiji Romance" It's about Ms. Tae trying to hook Karou up. And finally the piece I wrote all the chapters to at 3 a.m., which I orginally thought was awful, and sadly is my newest piece and is doing better than all my other fics is called, "A Fitting Turn". It's an Inu Yasha fic with Inu/Kag Mir/Sang pairings of course! Well other than that please keep on reading and reviewing! All right now that that's done, time to address some reviews.

1) I'm really sorry that I cannot make some of the changes that you've suggested. I know that the 1st to 3rd person thing is weird and that I'm not doing a good job of it. But my new fic is from a story point of view, "A Fitting Turn", maybe you'll like that better. But I just can't change this one, if I change the format in the middle than I'll have to re-do the whole thing because it'll be weird swicthing styles. But if there's ANY other way I can make it better for you let me know!

2) I'm not sure if this is an Inu/Kag fic or not yet, let's just say I wasn't leaning towards it. UNLESS, it is what the majority of people want. I've gotten requests for Inu/Kag and Tama/Kag so PLEASE let me know what you want, otherwise no flames later! In fact if you want a couple, any couple, just let me know and I'll try and work it in, I can be very flexible. Well speaking of that, please keep on voting on Miaka's coupling. Thanks. Until next time!

3) The poll on Kagome's pairings in now on a role, YAY!

Inu Yasha/Kagome: 5

Tamahome/Kagome: 1

I guess nobody wants to see Tama-baby and Kagome together. I thought it'd be a new and interesting twist but hey, it's your call guys! Keep on keeping it!