InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter Twelve ( Chapter 12 )

(Rin and Erinah reenter. Rin is carrying Sarinan, who is tugging on Rin's hair playfully. They sit down on Erinah's bed.)

Karen: Hello!

Rin: Hi! Look! I can hold Sarinan!

Erinah: Yeah! You're really good at it! When I was your age, someone I knew had a baby and she wouldn't let me hold her because she was always afraid I'd drop her. Well, I wasn't exactly a patient child.

(There's a knock on the door. Kagome rises and answers the door to see Allen, followed by the other guys and Eriya and Naria.)

Kagome: Yes…?

Allen: Celena! What are you doing?!

Celena: I'm talking to Kohaku.

Allen: But…Celena!

Celena: Oh, shut up. You really shouldn't be talking. I, for one, actually like this person.

Allen: Alright, fine…just make sure you don't do anything but talking!

Celena: *shakes head*

Kagome: Well then…I assume you have another reason to come than checking on your sister….

Allen: Oh, right…. Well, Penguin locked us out of our dorm.

Sesshoumaru: Yes, and this could present a problem for me considering the many valuable items I have located in the dorm.

Kagome: What could you possibly have of value that you brought with you? I mean, it's not like this was a planned trip for you….

Sesshoumaru: Well, there is a jeweled bracelet from my mother, along with many other similar items.

Kagome: O.o

Rin: Ooooh, that's a pretty bracelet! But Sesshoumaru-sama won't let me try it on….

Sesshoumaru: I'm sorry, Rin, but it is only for beautiful youkai to wear.

All: O_o

Inu-Yasha: …

Van: So…we were wondering if you knew of anywhere we could get more stuff…maybe, I don't know, some beds…?

Hitomi: Um…well, Celena seems to be able to bring things into existence when she wants to.

Celena: *snaps fingers and a bunch of sleeping bags appear* Have fun finding places to sleep! I think the soldier dorm should be pretty vacated.

Van: Umm…we're in the soldier dormitories.

Celena: Oh…well, then, good luck! You can sleep in the kitchen.

(Naraku runs in, adjusting his baboon pelt, and presses through into the girls' dorm. Celena hides and Kohaku stands protectively in front of her and the other girls. Sango pulls her Hiraikotsu out of nowhere and Kagome does the same with her bow and arrow. The guys all pose in their favorite fighting stance, except Sesshoumaru, who is admiring Folken.)

Naraku: *looking around* Please, don't try me. I could kill you all in an instant. I simply wanted to ask your opinion on my outfit before I commence the planning of your untimely demise.

All: ………….

Celena: Ya know what, I could actually kill you, so…yeah.

Naraku: *smirks* Well?

Celena: Well, I wouldn't technically kill you, but…since I'm an authoress, I can make something bad happen.

Naraku: No, no, no. About my outfit!

Kagome: Make him spontaneously combust!

Celena: No, sorry, fire's not my thing. Besides, burning miasma? Eww.

Naraku: Hello! My outfit! What do you all THINK?!?! Or should I just kill you right now?

Inu-Yasha: Why don't you pull a Penguin-I'd even offer you my sword.

Celena: I don't know how…but I could probably give you the power. But I'm not really sure how to do that…. I think he'd have to die in some weird way.

Naraku: Excuse me, why are you contemplating MY death? I'm the one who is supposed to be contemplating YOUR death.

Hitomi: Hey, do you think he'd melt like the Wicked Witch of the West if we threw water on him?

Kagome: *laughs*

Kikyou: *walks in with water for washing her face* What's going-Naraku!

*Kohaku grabs the bucket of water and throws it on Naraku, who melts, only his clothes remaining. All stare, shocked that it actually worked.*

Kohaku: Whoa…. That was surprisingly easy.

Inu-Yasha: Why didn't I try that before?

(Once again we come to that dark time of day called night. So, the girls and Kohaku are sitting around chit-chatting in their pj's.)

Sango: *huffily* Why was Allen so offended that you were hugging Kohaku?

Celena: Well, I don't think it was Kohaku that was the problem, my brother is just a major hypocrite.

Kagome: How do you mean?

Celena: Okay…so, he's almost as much as a lecher as Miroku, only he's much more subtle-kinda the suave, debonair, tall-light-and-apparently-handsome type. Only, the thing is, he doesn't want a girlfriend, he wants his mother back. I mean, sorry to put this in a lewd manner, but he doesn't want to go to bed with them, he just wants them to tuck him in!

All: *laughs*

Celena: But…from what I can tell, he does enough of the first to really not be in a position to tell me how I should conduct myself. But he thinks, since he's my older brother, that he has to protect me from the evil, corrupting influences of the opposite gender.

Kohaku: It's not like I would do something like that…I mean, we just met a couple days ago….

Celena: Well, that never stopped him.

Kohaku: Oh…eww….

Sango: Yeah…sounds familiar.

Celena: But, the thing is, in some ways, he's still thinks like a kid. Like, he doesn't even know what he wants with the women. I mean, at least Miroku knows what his intentions are, however nasty they may be.

Sango: Oh, he knows, alright…he knows all too well….

(So, eventually they all drop off to sleep, but all is not well. At about 2:00 in the morning, according to the scary alarm clock in the dorm, Naraku suddenly melts in reverse and looks around the dark room, perplexed.)

Naraku: *Darn*, did I melt again? Oh, it matters not. Hey, you ingrates, awaken! You have not yet told me what you think of my outfit!

Rin: *awakes and screams*

Kikyou: *one eye open drowsily* You look exactly as you always have. Your outfit is distasteful and barbaric. Now, if you don't mind, please LEAVE. Some of us actually enjoy the act of sleeping.

Naraku: *flustered* Kuso. *exits*

Kohaku: I thought I melted him….