InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter Sixteen ( Chapter 16 )

(Anyway, why don't we lighten this fic up a bit more and go onto Celena and Kohaku who are sitting alone in the girls' dorm-and guess what they're gonna do…eww, you sick-minded people! Stop thinking as if Kohaku were Miroku! Sheesh, anyway-they're TALKING INNOCENTLY with one another.)

Celena VO: Ya know, we should really find a way to bring Kohaku back to true life….

Kohaku: What'cha thinking about, Celena-chan?

Celena: Eh…nothing. Say, Kohaku…since we're going out an' all…do you think we could go on a date?

Kohaku: Eh…where would we go…? I mean, aren't we stuck on this flying thing?

Celena: Yeah…the rest of the world seems pretty dangerous…although, when ya think about it, this world's not too safe either….

Relena: *conveniently entering and overhearing* Hmm…

(Relena exits and gathers all the other girls together in the dining hall to tell them her plan.)

Relena: Okay, so I overheard Celena and Kohaku talking, and they said they wanted to go on a date, but they didn't know where to go seeing as they're stuck on this fortress. So, I was thinking that maybe we could make a restaurant for them to go on their date in. It could be here and we could be the chefs and oversee the waiters-we could get some guys to wait on them. What do you think?

Sango: Yeah, that'd be cute.

Kagome: Okay! I could get Inu-Yasha to be a waiter with some special persuasion….

Rin: Yea! Rin wants to help at a restaurant!

Karen: Vell, somevone needs to keep Kohaku and Celena away from ere vhile we do eet all.

Kikyou: I suppose I'll occupy them.

All: Eh…

Kagome: Oh, okay, you can do that if you want. Just keep them out `till Sango comes to get you all.

Erinah: Yeah, this should be really cute!

Sarinan: *baby squeak*

All: Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! She's so cute!

(Meanwhile, back in the girls' dorm….)

Kohaku: So…what have you been thinking about lately? You seem upset about something…. Did I do something…?

Celena: Oh, no, it's nothing like that.

Kohaku: Well, then…what? I mean…is it something you can tell me?

Celena: Well, the thing is, right now your life is kinda dependant on the shard in your back, and therefore you would be pretty easy to kill if Naraku wanted to pull something. So I was thinking how we could get you back to life permanently.

Kohaku: *looking down* …

Celena: I'm sure we'll find a way!

Kohaku: Why you even chose someone like me who is so…

(Kikyou enters at this point, wondering how on earth she's going to occupy them for a couple hours, and also thinking, kinda annoyed, that the reason Kagome gave her this task was to keep her away for as long as possible.)

Celena: Erk! Eh…hi Kikyou….

Kikyou: Hello.

*awkward silence*

Kohaku: Would you like us to…go somewhere else? I mean…would you rather be by yourself?

Kikyou: NO! I mean…eh, no…I was just thinking that maybe we could, eh, have a conversation….

Celena: Okay…what do you want to talk about?

Kikyou: Anno…what do you want to talk about?

Celena: Well, you seem to really want to talk to us…is there something troubling you?

Kikyou: No…not really…wait…well, there is SOMETHING…but…

Celena: What is it?

Kikyou: Well…there is the whole issue with Kagome and Inu-Yasha and myself…

Kohaku: Eh…

Celena: What do you mean?

Kikyou: You do know that 50 years before Kagome came along, Inu-Yasha and I were in love?

Celena: Yeah…?

Kikyou: Well, I did die and I was resurrected, but now Kagome has managed to melt Inu-Yasha's heart, but I can't help but feel something for Inu-Yasha….

(Anyway…back with the others….)

Kagome: Okay, now that Kikyou's gone….

Karen: *shakes head* Kagome.

Kagome: Well, sorry, but…well? Anyway. Some people can set up the room and start cooking while others can start convincing guys to be waiters.

Sango: Not Allen.

Kagome: Right-so, who can cook?

Karen: I can.

Erinah: So can I.

Lady Une: I can do drinks…like virgin margaritas and cocktails….

Kagome: `Kay…anyone else? No? Okay. Two should be enough. Now, who should we convince? I think it would be really cute to convince Inu-Yasha.

Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama?

Sango: Eh…

Hitomi: Well, I guess he could escort them in and sit them down and give them their menus and all that.

Rin: Ah! Kawaii! I can convince Shippou!

Relena: I don't think Heero…but I could probably get Duo and Trowa and Quatre.

Kagome: Well, we don't need too many, so why don't we just stick with those. So, Relena, Rin, and I'll go do that. What about decorations?

Sango: I can do decorations.

Hitomi: And I can help.

Noin: I can make a menu on the computer. Do we have a computer here? Oh! I have my laptop. Say…what's ON the menu besides virgin margaritas and cocktails?

Kagome: What can you guys cook?

Karen: Oh, vhatever they'd like….

Erinah: I can just help out…why don't you just say we cook upon request or something?

Noin: That doesn't work, I need to make a menu!

Sango: Well, Kohaku likes fish.

Karen: I can do dat.

Hitomi: Well, you should probably just be able to make random stuff: fish, meat, pasta, salad, sushi, soup…all that.

Karen: Okay. And eef we have any leftover, we can always eat eet.

Erinah: Yeah! That'd be great! Only, I need someone to take care of Sarinan during the afternoon.

Rin: Ooh, can I?

Erinah: Certainly. *hands Sarinan to Rin*

Kagome: Well, let's get started!