InuYasha Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ A Sequel! More things you didn't know and didn't need to know about Escaflowne and Inu-Yasha! ❯ Chapter Seventeen ( Chapter 17 )

(Karen and Erinah get all the food they need from the fridge and cupboards and whatnot-it just magically appeared on their call-and begin to cook. Penguin and Folken are still arguing in the kitchen about God knows what, but Karen and Erinah ignore them.)

Karen: Okay, so you can set dis pot on to boil.

Erinah: Okay…

Karen: How do you make sushi?

Erinah: Ooh, look, there's a cookbook in the cupboard.

Penguin: We've been talking for an hour now, and you still haven't told why you love Erinah!

Folken: I've told you enough! I don't owe you any explanations!

Penguin: Oh yes you do!

(Meanwhile, Sango and Hitomi are setting up a table with a checkered table cloth and an ornate silver candelabra and also stringing red and white banners and crepe paper-which also magically appeared-up around the dining hall in a fashionable manner.)

Sango: Okay, so what's this thing again?

Hitomi: A fork.

Sango: And this…?

Hitomi: A butter knife. Say…do you always use chopsticks back in your time?

Sango: Pretty much, yeah….

(So, Rin goes off carrying Sarinan to find Sesshoumaru and finds him in the boys' dorm trying on his jewelry and admiring himself in the bathroom mirror.)

Rin: Anno…Sesshoumaru-sama?

Sesshoumaru: *comes out of the bathroom* Yes?

Rin: Eh… Sesshoumaru-sama, if it wasn't too much trouble…can I ask you a favor?

Sesshoumaru: What is this favor? I am very busy, you know.

Rin: Err, right…well, Sesshoumaru-sama, all of the girls are making a restaurant so Kohaku and Celena-chan can go out to dinner, and Rin was wondering if Sesshoumaru-sama would be the person who greets them and takes them to the table and gives them their menus and bes all elegant. *smiles cutely*

Sesshoumaru: You want me to do what?

Rin: Well, I said…

Sesshoumaru: Yes, I heard you. Now, why should I do something like this? Especially for Kohaku, who tried to kill you-

Rin: But he was under Naraku's control!

Sesshoumaru: That's no matter.

Rin: *tear* But…please, Sesshoumaru-sama?

Sesshoumaru: Oh, don't cry…I hate it when you cry.

Rin: But Sesshoumaru-sama said he won't.

Sesshoumaru: Alright, alright, I will do this task for you.

Rin: Really? *runs up and hugs him*

Sesshoumaru: *smiles, but then remembers who he is and pushes her away* Don't do that.

Rin: *salutes with a smile* Hou! So come around 7:00 to get ready, okay?

Sesshoumaru: *sighs* Alright

(Rin happily runs off to find Shippou. Meanwhile, Relena is talking to Duo, Quatre, and Trowa in the guymelef bay.)

Relena: …so…would you guys mind being waiters?

Duo: I've never acted as a waiter before…should be really fun.

Quatre: Hmm…I've always been the one waited on. It should be an interesting change-sure.

Trowa: I can write the specials on the whiteboard.

Relena: Eh, right…. Well, thanks, guys. Be there at 7:00, okay? So you have half an hour to get ready-we'll have the uniforms for you.

(Anyway, Kagome has found Inu-Yasha curled up on top of a guymelef on the opposite side of the guymelef bay-what, is it filled with water?-okay, I know, bad joke.)

Kagome VO: Well, I guess since there aren't any trees around here…

Kagome: Hey, Inu-Yasha! Come down!

Inu-Yasha: Can't you see that I'm trying to sleep?

Kagome: Yes, well, it's also 6:30 in the evening and I need to talk to you!

Inu-Yasha: *comes down reluctantly, not wanting her to use the "S" word* So what is it you want?

Kagome: Well, see, Kohaku and Celena are going on a date, and we're making a restaurant for them.

Inu-Yasha: A what?

Kagome: A date! You know, they're, eh, courting.

Inu-Yasha: Heh?

Kagome: *sigh* They're having dinner together-alone. Except for the waiters and all of us….

Inu-Yasha: Oh, okay…so…what do you want?

Kagome: I want you to be one of the waiters. You know, one of the people who brings in their food.

Inu-Yasha: You want WHAT?! No way!

Kagome: Ah, why not? I think it'd be cute.

Inu-Yasha: I am NOT CUTE!

Kagome: Ah, sure you are. Now, would you do a favor for me and-

Inu-Yasha: Absolutely not.

Kagome: If you don't I'll say "osuwari"-*B-TONG*-a thousand times!

Inu-Yasha: *pulling himself up off the floor* *Darn* you….

Kagome: *smiling innocently and bending over to put her face down to his level* Well, will you?

Inu-Yasha: No!

Kagome: Osuwari! Osuwari! Osuwari! Osuwari!

Inu-Yasha: Gah! Ahk! Kyaaa!!! CURSE YOU!!!! ALRIGHT!!!!!!!! I'LL DO IT!!!!!!!

Kagome: I thought you'd see it my way.

Inu-Yasha: Oh, I'll get you for this….

Kagome: Okay, so, crawl on over at 7:00, kay?

Inu-Yasha: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Kagome: Ah, don't be such a pup.