InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ AMTV: songfics my way ❯ Sasuke's squeeze ( Chapter 2 )
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By: jumperjacket 
Sasuke likes the bartender. Mean I say more?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Fantasy / Drama / Comedy / Romance / Martial Arts | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 01.04.2008 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 316 | Status: Work In Progress
Sasuke likes the bartender. Mean I say more?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Fantasy / Drama / Comedy / Romance / Martial Arts | Type: Songfic | Uploaded On: 01.04.2008 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 316 | Status: Work In Progress
I dicided I should start this off with something light like the prologue. This is actually one of my favorites. I hope you guys like it too. Remember I'm a goof. I don't write anything I can't picture.
Video two: Sasuke's squeeze.
Song: Bartender.
Artist: T-pain/Akon.
Anime: Naruto
Performed by: Sasuke, Naruto, and Lee.
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Sasuke walked down the streets Konoha with a large smile on his face thinking of the night before. It was a great end to and otherwise terrible day.
????: Hey!
Sasuke: AAAAHHHH!
Sasuke jumped to the side and looked at the person standing at his side.
Sasuke: Why are you sneaking up on me Dobe?
Naruto: Listen to what you just said. You're a ninja, I shouldn't be able to sneak up on you at all.
Sasuke: Shut up Dobe.
Naruto: Where were you man? Me, you, and Lee were supposed to hang out yesterday.
Sasuke: Well.
He said once again breaking out into a smile.
Naruto: Oh Dear God!!! It's the apocalypse.
Lee walked up to the two.
Lee: You left too fast Naruto-kun. What are you being so youthful about?
Naruto: This isn't youth Lee it's fear.
Lee: Fear of what?
Naruto placed his arm over Lee's neck and pointed at the still smiling Sasuke.
Lee: Oh sweet mother of Youth. This is a bad omen. We're gonna die.
Sasuke: Will you two idoits shut up!
Naruto: All right, damn.
Sasuke started walking as the two followed him.
Naruto: Why are you so happy?
Lee: I thought for sure we would have to cheer you up today.
Naruto: Yeah after Ino dumped your ass.
Sasuke cam to a stop complete stop.
Sasuke: What did you just say?
Lee: We heard that Ino broke up with you and that you cried. We thought you might need to be cheered up.
Sasuke: No I broke up with her. And what is this stuff about me crying?
Naruto: They say she dumped your ass good.
Sasuke: Well that's bull. I broke up with her.
Naruto/Lee: That's not what we heard.
Sasuke started to walk faster and he didn't look back.
Naruto: Hey what's got you so happy anyway?
Sasuke stopped and looked back.
Sasuke: Do you really even care?
Naruto: At first I didn't but, now that you said it like that I am.
Lee: Yes please share your story.
Sasuke smiled again and began to walk while the other two followed
Sasuke: Yeah.
Naruto placed his hand to his chin sagely.
Naruto: Uh-huh?
Sasuke: Yeah.
Lee: Yeah.
Sasuke: broke up wit Ino last night so I went to the club.
Naruto/Lee: So you went to the club.
Sasuke: Put on a fresh white suit
He said as he popped his collar.
Sasuke: In a mini coupe sittin' on dubs'
Naruto/Lee: Sittin' on dubs'.
Sasuke: I was just looking for somebody talk to and show me some love.
Naruto/Lee: Show you some love.
Sasuke: If you know what mean.
Both boys put their hands to their chins and nodded.
Naruto/Lee: Uh-huh.
[Flash back]
Sasuke walked into the club and fanned away woman as he walked in.
[Sasuke: Everybody jocking me soon as I stepped in the spot.]
[Naruto/Lee: You stepped in the spot.]
Sasuke sat by the bar and scanned the room cringing as he did so.
[Sasuke: 200 chicks in the place and ain't none of them hot.]
[Naruto/Lee: Ain't none of them hot.]
Sasuke turned around to a heavenly voice that came from in behind him. He looked at the pinkhaired beauty looking at him with gorgeous emerald eyes.
[Sasuke: Except for this pretty young thing that was workin' all the way at the top.]
[Naruto/Lee: All the way at the top.]
Sasuke leaned closer.
Sasuke: Shorty what is yo' name?
[Sasuke: Ooooh she made us drink to drink.]
Sakura poured a drink into her glass and his at once.
[Flashforward]
Sasuke: We drunk em'
He said motioning like tipping a cup towards his mouth.
Naruto/Lee: Got drunk?
Sasuke: And man I think she thinks I'm.....
Sasuke/Naruto/Lee: Cooooollll
They all said while sliding to the side and stretching their arms out.
Sasuke: She gave me a wink, I winked back and then I think that. We hit it off something proper like. I like the bartender, ohh if you lookin' fo' me. I'm at the bar with her.
Naruto: Uh-huh.
Lee: Okay.
They sang while walking forward leaning from side to side and clapping their hands.
Sasuke: I like the Bartender. Oh if you lookin' for me. I'm at the bar with her.
Naruto: Uh-huh.
Lee: Okaaaaaayaaayaaah.
[2 weeks later]
Sasuke was in the mirror straightening the necktie on his suit as the other two got ready.
Sasuke: Got a brand new girl. So I'm feelin' all good inside.
Naruto/Lee: All good inside.
Sasuke: Feel like I put some brand new 24s on a brand new ride.
Naruto/Lee: On a brand new ride.
Sasuke: Triple shot of pitrome on the rocks wit' a little bit o' lime.
Naruto/Lee: Wit' a little bit of lime?
They said looking curiously at him. He shrugged while saying.
Sasuke: I'm just keepin' it real.
The other two shrugged.
Naruto/Lee: Uh-huh.
[30 Minutes later at the club's entrance]
Sasuke: Baby still workin' at the club so I'm gettin' in free.
Sasuke passed the bouncer and signaled that the other two were with him. They smiled and said.
Naruto/Lee: So we gettin' in free.
Sasuke: Wednesday night I'm on the list Sasuke + 3.
Naruto/Lee: Sasuke + 3.
Sasuke sat down at the bar and Sakura rubbed his face.
Sasuke: Everytime I hit the spot baby girl takin' care of me.
Naruto/Lee: Takin' care of you.
Sasuke: How do you think I feel? Ohhhh she made us drinks to drink.
He said as he watched her pour something for him.
Sasuke: We drunk em'.
Naruto/Lee: Got drunk.
Sasuke jumped back to his friends.
Sasuke: And now I know she thinks I'm......
Sasuke/Naruto/Lee: Cooooollll
They said sliding to the side and stretch their arms to the both sides.
Sasuke: She gave me a wink, I winked back and then I think that.
Sasuke leaned to his friends and whispered.
Sasuke: We gon' have fun at my spot tonight.
The boys eyes shot wide open.
Sasuke: I like the bartender. Oh if you lookin' for me. I'm at the bar with her.
Naruto: Uh-huh.
Lee: Okay.
Sasuke: I like the bartender. Oh if you lookin' for me, I'm at the bar with her.
Naruto: Uh-huh.
Naruto noticed something he like in the club and he walked off.
Lee: Okaaaayaayaaah.
Naruto down next to a girl that he saw eyeing him. Her looked her pale eyes and sat down next to her.
Naruto: Hina-chan I'm sure you heard that rarely ever come out.
Lee: Ever come out.
Naruto: Less I'm in the M-6 doing tricks, freeway burnt out.
Lee: Freeway burnt out.
Naruto: Got a passenger side that's empty wanting that to be yo' spot.
Lee: Be yo' spot.
Naruto grabbed Hinata's hand and caused her to blush deeply and hide her face.
Naruto: Put you on my billboards we can act like the charts I can end up on top.
Lee: He could end up on top.
Naruto: Don't smoke, don't drink that's why I don't be by the bar, baby.
Lee: Baby.
He said pointing back torwards Sasuke who whispered a request to Sakura. She nodded and walked to the back.
Naruto: Just lookin' at you from a distance lookin' like a goddamn star, baby.
Lee: Baby.
When he said "Star" a spot light fell down on Hinata making her blush deeper than believed possible. She looked down and Naruto smiled.
Naruto: So my girl don't see me Sasuke can I get those keys to the car?
Sasuke smiled and tossed Naruto a pair of keys. Naruto gently kissed Hinata's head and lifted her by the hand before gently pulling her to his side.
Naruto: I'm go and bang-bang boogie wit' my cutie and I'll see you tomorrow.
He said walking past the two and pointing at Sasuke as he walked.
Sasuke: Ohhhh she made us drinks to drink. We drunk em'.
Lee: Got drunk.
Said Lee who was also talking to his own girl. A beautiful chinese girl with buns in her hair as he backed up Sasuke. They both jumped next to each other and continued.
Sasuke/Lee: And now we know they think we're cooooolll
They said sliding to the side and stretching out their arms.
Naruto: They think we're cool.
He said from nowhere.
Sasuke/Lee: She gave me a wink, I winked back.
Naruto: Uh-huh.
Sasuke/Lee: And then I think that.
Naruto: Uh-huh.
Sasuke/Lee: We gone have fun at my spot tonight.
Naruto: Oh yes we will.
Sasuke walked to Sakura and sat in front of her.
Sasuke: I like the Bartender. Yeah if you're lookin' for me I'm at the bar with her.
Sakura: Uh-huh, Okay.
Sasuke: I like the bartender. Yeah if you're lookin for me. I'm at the bar with her.
Sakura: Uh-huh, okaaaayaaaayaaaah.
She said as she pulled him into a deep kiss. Sasuke peeked over to the side and placed his hand over the camera lens blocking out all events that happened after.
video two end.
So what do you think? I will be takin' requests and don't worry have alot more. I just don't feel like writing them right but, they will come. Now back to my other stories. Flames will be erased so don't leave them. And if you do don't log in with your name or else you will get an unpleasant e-mail before your review is erased. I can take critism but, I hate insults. For all those out there that read the series, always shine.
Video two: Sasuke's squeeze.
Song: Bartender.
Artist: T-pain/Akon.
Anime: Naruto
Performed by: Sasuke, Naruto, and Lee.
------------------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------
Sasuke walked down the streets Konoha with a large smile on his face thinking of the night before. It was a great end to and otherwise terrible day.
????: Hey!
Sasuke: AAAAHHHH!
Sasuke jumped to the side and looked at the person standing at his side.
Sasuke: Why are you sneaking up on me Dobe?
Naruto: Listen to what you just said. You're a ninja, I shouldn't be able to sneak up on you at all.
Sasuke: Shut up Dobe.
Naruto: Where were you man? Me, you, and Lee were supposed to hang out yesterday.
Sasuke: Well.
He said once again breaking out into a smile.
Naruto: Oh Dear God!!! It's the apocalypse.
Lee walked up to the two.
Lee: You left too fast Naruto-kun. What are you being so youthful about?
Naruto: This isn't youth Lee it's fear.
Lee: Fear of what?
Naruto placed his arm over Lee's neck and pointed at the still smiling Sasuke.
Lee: Oh sweet mother of Youth. This is a bad omen. We're gonna die.
Sasuke: Will you two idoits shut up!
Naruto: All right, damn.
Sasuke started walking as the two followed him.
Naruto: Why are you so happy?
Lee: I thought for sure we would have to cheer you up today.
Naruto: Yeah after Ino dumped your ass.
Sasuke cam to a stop complete stop.
Sasuke: What did you just say?
Lee: We heard that Ino broke up with you and that you cried. We thought you might need to be cheered up.
Sasuke: No I broke up with her. And what is this stuff about me crying?
Naruto: They say she dumped your ass good.
Sasuke: Well that's bull. I broke up with her.
Naruto/Lee: That's not what we heard.
Sasuke started to walk faster and he didn't look back.
Naruto: Hey what's got you so happy anyway?
Sasuke stopped and looked back.
Sasuke: Do you really even care?
Naruto: At first I didn't but, now that you said it like that I am.
Lee: Yes please share your story.
Sasuke smiled again and began to walk while the other two followed
Sasuke: Yeah.
Naruto placed his hand to his chin sagely.
Naruto: Uh-huh?
Sasuke: Yeah.
Lee: Yeah.
Sasuke: broke up wit Ino last night so I went to the club.
Naruto/Lee: So you went to the club.
Sasuke: Put on a fresh white suit
He said as he popped his collar.
Sasuke: In a mini coupe sittin' on dubs'
Naruto/Lee: Sittin' on dubs'.
Sasuke: I was just looking for somebody talk to and show me some love.
Naruto/Lee: Show you some love.
Sasuke: If you know what mean.
Both boys put their hands to their chins and nodded.
Naruto/Lee: Uh-huh.
[Flash back]
Sasuke walked into the club and fanned away woman as he walked in.
[Sasuke: Everybody jocking me soon as I stepped in the spot.]
[Naruto/Lee: You stepped in the spot.]
Sasuke sat by the bar and scanned the room cringing as he did so.
[Sasuke: 200 chicks in the place and ain't none of them hot.]
[Naruto/Lee: Ain't none of them hot.]
Sasuke turned around to a heavenly voice that came from in behind him. He looked at the pinkhaired beauty looking at him with gorgeous emerald eyes.
[Sasuke: Except for this pretty young thing that was workin' all the way at the top.]
[Naruto/Lee: All the way at the top.]
Sasuke leaned closer.
Sasuke: Shorty what is yo' name?
[Sasuke: Ooooh she made us drink to drink.]
Sakura poured a drink into her glass and his at once.
[Flashforward]
Sasuke: We drunk em'
He said motioning like tipping a cup towards his mouth.
Naruto/Lee: Got drunk?
Sasuke: And man I think she thinks I'm.....
Sasuke/Naruto/Lee: Cooooollll
They all said while sliding to the side and stretching their arms out.
Sasuke: She gave me a wink, I winked back and then I think that. We hit it off something proper like. I like the bartender, ohh if you lookin' fo' me. I'm at the bar with her.
Naruto: Uh-huh.
Lee: Okay.
They sang while walking forward leaning from side to side and clapping their hands.
Sasuke: I like the Bartender. Oh if you lookin' for me. I'm at the bar with her.
Naruto: Uh-huh.
Lee: Okaaaaaayaaayaaah.
[2 weeks later]
Sasuke was in the mirror straightening the necktie on his suit as the other two got ready.
Sasuke: Got a brand new girl. So I'm feelin' all good inside.
Naruto/Lee: All good inside.
Sasuke: Feel like I put some brand new 24s on a brand new ride.
Naruto/Lee: On a brand new ride.
Sasuke: Triple shot of pitrome on the rocks wit' a little bit o' lime.
Naruto/Lee: Wit' a little bit of lime?
They said looking curiously at him. He shrugged while saying.
Sasuke: I'm just keepin' it real.
The other two shrugged.
Naruto/Lee: Uh-huh.
[30 Minutes later at the club's entrance]
Sasuke: Baby still workin' at the club so I'm gettin' in free.
Sasuke passed the bouncer and signaled that the other two were with him. They smiled and said.
Naruto/Lee: So we gettin' in free.
Sasuke: Wednesday night I'm on the list Sasuke + 3.
Naruto/Lee: Sasuke + 3.
Sasuke sat down at the bar and Sakura rubbed his face.
Sasuke: Everytime I hit the spot baby girl takin' care of me.
Naruto/Lee: Takin' care of you.
Sasuke: How do you think I feel? Ohhhh she made us drinks to drink.
He said as he watched her pour something for him.
Sasuke: We drunk em'.
Naruto/Lee: Got drunk.
Sasuke jumped back to his friends.
Sasuke: And now I know she thinks I'm......
Sasuke/Naruto/Lee: Cooooollll
They said sliding to the side and stretch their arms to the both sides.
Sasuke: She gave me a wink, I winked back and then I think that.
Sasuke leaned to his friends and whispered.
Sasuke: We gon' have fun at my spot tonight.
The boys eyes shot wide open.
Sasuke: I like the bartender. Oh if you lookin' for me. I'm at the bar with her.
Naruto: Uh-huh.
Lee: Okay.
Sasuke: I like the bartender. Oh if you lookin' for me, I'm at the bar with her.
Naruto: Uh-huh.
Naruto noticed something he like in the club and he walked off.
Lee: Okaaaayaayaaah.
Naruto down next to a girl that he saw eyeing him. Her looked her pale eyes and sat down next to her.
Naruto: Hina-chan I'm sure you heard that rarely ever come out.
Lee: Ever come out.
Naruto: Less I'm in the M-6 doing tricks, freeway burnt out.
Lee: Freeway burnt out.
Naruto: Got a passenger side that's empty wanting that to be yo' spot.
Lee: Be yo' spot.
Naruto grabbed Hinata's hand and caused her to blush deeply and hide her face.
Naruto: Put you on my billboards we can act like the charts I can end up on top.
Lee: He could end up on top.
Naruto: Don't smoke, don't drink that's why I don't be by the bar, baby.
Lee: Baby.
He said pointing back torwards Sasuke who whispered a request to Sakura. She nodded and walked to the back.
Naruto: Just lookin' at you from a distance lookin' like a goddamn star, baby.
Lee: Baby.
When he said "Star" a spot light fell down on Hinata making her blush deeper than believed possible. She looked down and Naruto smiled.
Naruto: So my girl don't see me Sasuke can I get those keys to the car?
Sasuke smiled and tossed Naruto a pair of keys. Naruto gently kissed Hinata's head and lifted her by the hand before gently pulling her to his side.
Naruto: I'm go and bang-bang boogie wit' my cutie and I'll see you tomorrow.
He said walking past the two and pointing at Sasuke as he walked.
Sasuke: Ohhhh she made us drinks to drink. We drunk em'.
Lee: Got drunk.
Said Lee who was also talking to his own girl. A beautiful chinese girl with buns in her hair as he backed up Sasuke. They both jumped next to each other and continued.
Sasuke/Lee: And now we know they think we're cooooolll
They said sliding to the side and stretching out their arms.
Naruto: They think we're cool.
He said from nowhere.
Sasuke/Lee: She gave me a wink, I winked back.
Naruto: Uh-huh.
Sasuke/Lee: And then I think that.
Naruto: Uh-huh.
Sasuke/Lee: We gone have fun at my spot tonight.
Naruto: Oh yes we will.
Sasuke walked to Sakura and sat in front of her.
Sasuke: I like the Bartender. Yeah if you're lookin' for me I'm at the bar with her.
Sakura: Uh-huh, Okay.
Sasuke: I like the bartender. Yeah if you're lookin for me. I'm at the bar with her.
Sakura: Uh-huh, okaaaayaaaayaaaah.
She said as she pulled him into a deep kiss. Sasuke peeked over to the side and placed his hand over the camera lens blocking out all events that happened after.
video two end.
So what do you think? I will be takin' requests and don't worry have alot more. I just don't feel like writing them right but, they will come. Now back to my other stories. Flames will be erased so don't leave them. And if you do don't log in with your name or else you will get an unpleasant e-mail before your review is erased. I can take critism but, I hate insults. For all those out there that read the series, always shine.