InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ A Day in the Life ❯ Low Profile ( Chapter 2 )

A Day in the Life

A Naruto Inuyasha Crossover Fic

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Baby we was making straight A's,
But we was stuck in the dumb days,
Don't take much to memorize your life,
I feel like I've been hypnotisized,
and then that magic man he come to town,
whoo wee!
He done spun my head around,
said recess is in session,
Two and two make five,
and now baby,
I'm alive,
oh yeah,
I'm alive.

And if you wanna be the teacher's pet,
well baby you just better forget.
Rock got no reason,
Rock got no rhyme,
You better get me to school on time.

Oh you know I was on the honor role,
got good grades,
and got no soul,
raise my hand before I can speak my mind,
I've been biting my tongue too many times,And then that magic man said to obey,
not what magic man say.
"Now could I please have the attention of the class,
today's ASSignment,
KICK SOME ASS!"

And if you wanna be the teacher's pet,
well baby you just better forget.
Rock got no reason,
Rock got no rhyme,
You better get me to school on time.

This is my final exam,
now ya'll know who I am,
I might not be that perfect son,
but ya'll be rockin' when I'm done.

- School of Rock, Jack Black
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Chapter 2

Low Profile

Algebra never interested Miroku, he preferred to wait for the right moment… examine his target, come up with a strategy, and weigh the consequences. And as he knew all to well, the consequence of groping Sango was pain… lots and lots of pain. Yet he still decided to stare at the black haired beauty and plan… since he couldn't explain with a simple "This hand is cursed!".

He leaned forward in his desk, grinning slightly and adjusting his hand to take aim. After all, a little rub never hurt anyone…
Sango's magenta eyes widened at the uninvited hand connecting with her butt. Her eyebrow twitched as she continued scribbling, thinking that ignorance was the best action when your sensei looked as if he would murder the next student who acted out. Sadly her mind ceased thinking logically as Miroku grew more bold.

Calmly the fuchsia-eyed girl raised her hand, "Sensei, May I say something?"

The teacher looked as if he was ready to explode, "YES!"

Sango didn't mind the hiss or the deadly words that responded to her question. Her mind was else where… contemplating the best way to kill Miroku, and still managing to make it look like an accident. "YOU STUPID LECHEROUS PERVERT! KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS TO YOURSELF BEFORE I CUT THEM OFF WITH A BUTTER-KNIFE!!!" She slapped the mischievous Miroku with a strength that no one would suspect came from a girl.

Miroku rubbed his bright red face and pouted, "Ow…" He must have miss-weighed the consequences before he dove in for the kill. He looked back at the black-haired girl with awe and smiled faintly to himself. Or not, it was worth the punishment for what little pleasure he salvaged.

"Sensei, can we start our quiz now?" Sango said, smiling brightly.

Sasuke grinned at her. The girl acted remarkably like Sakura when Naruto's affection for her went a little too far. Miroku however, followed Sasuke's gaze and glared at the darkly dressed boy. "What are you smiling at?"

Sasuke turned to look at Miroku, not at all shocked at his question, "I'm smiling at Sango, you have a problem?" Obviously he did because a split second later Miroku was on him. Sasuke's black eyes widened, he had underestimated the non-ninjas of Tokyo… that pounce was faster then what one would expect. The reaction made Sango blink several times, as well as the words Miroku was bellowing…

"SHE'S MINE!" The boy snarled in his opponent's face; whom was still unable to retaliate at the moment. Fortunately Sasuke and Miroku's bout was cut short by a loud holler from their teacher.

"OUT! BOTH OF YOU! OUT!!!"

This was the first time in history Sasuke could remember actually being kicked out of a class. Miroku however notched another mark in his favorite pencil as he made his way to the door. "Damn… twenty-third time this month" Sango stared after them innocently, mentally shaking her head at Miroku. She watched them enter the hallway before smiling at the instructor, "May I have my quiz Sensei? I would like a good mark…"

Kagome looked up at Miroku as he came out of the Math classroom. She smiled brightly as she scanned his face, "You got sent out for groping Sango-chan again?" It was an innocent guess, one of the most probable she could find.

"NO! This idiot was making a move on her!" Miroku muttered hotly, causing Sasuke to smirk, "I was not! Since when is a smile a 'move'?" The raven-haired boy said in his defense, a small smile still playing across his lips. Miroku just crossed his arms and glared at the exchange student, not amused at his lack of aggression. Kagome giggled "So? It's not like you guys are going out… wait…" Something seemed to click in the girl's mind. "ARE YOU!?!?"

Meanwhile Naruto was listening in onto his partner's crime. This was the first time he had seen the always 100% perfect 'Sasuke-kun' out in the hallway with the troublemakers. As he over heard the conversation he growled. Sasuke was stealing the hearts of girls again using his stupid Uchiha charm that already had 'his' Sakura-chan swooning. The blonde grumbled, "What do all the girls see in him anyway?"

Kagome stood abruptly from the floor and pushed Sasuke out of the way in order to get to Miroku. "Are you guys really going out!?" She asked loudly as she grabbed the front of his school uniform.

Miroku sweat dropped and smiled nervously, "Umm… why don't you ask Sango that question…?" He trembled slightly at Kagome's grip; her temper was famous around the school, and not in a good way. Inuyasha decided to step in and make sure Kagome didn't 'torture' the information out of him. "Whoa! Kagome, don't be so hasty…!" He said, putting a hand on her shoulder. The raven-haired girl smiled happily and let go of Miroku's shirt, quickly smoothing out the rumpled material. "Gomen Ne!"

"I have an idea! Let's graffiti the halls!!!" Naruto said gleefully as he pulled two spray cans from his pockets and started working on the lockers. Sasuke sighed, why was he not surprised at his stupid partner's choice of activity? "Baka…" He muttered as he watched the orange paint spell out the words 'I love Ramen…' he looked to his hostess, the girl Kagome, hoping that she would attempt to stop the idiotic blonde. However his hopes were dampened as she just shook her head and cursed him, then dampened further as the longhaired boy Inuyasha ran over saying. "Hey! That looks like fun!"

And as if things couldn't get any worst, Naruto decided to hand over a spare can of red paint to the student. Soon Inuyasha too was vandalizing the hallway, red mixing with orange and clashing horribly against the steel gray of the lockers. "Kagome, I suggest you stop them…" Sasuke said as the pair were painting crude signs and snickering to each other. One thing was for sure; Naruto was definitely more talented in this area then Inuyasha.

Kagome glanced over at Sasuke and shrugged. "I guess… I'm not very good at ordering people around…" She mumbled as she stomped over to the two and grabbed their ears. "STOP IT NOW OR ELSE YOU'LL FIND YOURSELVES NOT ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN!"

Sasuke smiled, "You better… Naruto and I are your responsibility, remember? Any thing he does affects you." And as if proving Sasuke's point, Naruto turned around and painted Kagome's face, causing Inuyasha to laugh.

"Inuyasha…" Miroku warned, ceasing his laughter, "Remember what happens when you get her angry?" The boy grinned as he watched Inuyasha freeze in fear, "…kuso…" He muttered under Kagome's grip.

Kagome however, was not entertained by the bright orange paint on her face, or the misbehaving blonde snickering at her. "Stupid… bakas…" She muttered darkly, her eye twitching as she twisted Naruto's ear painfully, "You …little…" She growled and kneed him. Sadly, this particular boy didn't mind physical violence.

"AHH!" He yelled before he clamped his teeth on her arm.

Sasuke shook his head sadly; this was not the plan… He turned around to see the other student's reaction, hoping they wouldn't beat the crap out of his partner, although… would that be a bad thing? Sasuke found the perverted one hiding behind his back, obviously cowering. He twisted back to see if Kagome needed any assistance, or if he could get away with killing Naruto without having to deal with any witnesses.

The girl sniffled as tears started forming in her gray-blue eyes. "You bit me!" She pointed at the guilty boy after letting go of both his and Inuyasha's ears. Naruto let his jaw slacken and he pulled away, "So! You twisted my ear!" He grinned and chuckled as if biting another student was a completely normal routine. Then he pulled out a third spray can and ran down the hallway, a long black line following him along the lockers, totally oblivious of the now crying victim of his.

"Itai!" She cried sitting and holding her arm. Inuyasha narrowed his eyes after the retreating blonde and hollered, "Oi! You! Don't go biting people you ass!" The boy ran after the exchange student, wielding the can of spray paint as a weapon. Naruto didn't seem to mind the charging Inuyasha as he continued to randomly colour the lockers happily.

Sasuke yawned, "You people are all idiots…"

Kagome looked up at Sasuke, a scowl shimmering through her tear stained face. "I'm not an idiot! You shouldn't go around calling people idiots, it's not nice!" She wiped her flushed cheeks free of tears with her sleeve.
"You actions prove different, and when are we allowed back?" Sasuke said as he tugged at the high collar of his near black shirt.

"Probably never, Sensei doesn't really like children very much so he sends them out of his class for every little thing they do, besides his class sucks anyways…" Kagome stood, smiling faintly and rubbing her arm where Naruto bit her. "I'm going to go wash off my face… I'll be right back." She wandered to the other side of the hall and entered the bathroom leaving Sasuke to contemplate what to do next.

Several meters down the corridor the sound of the spray cans still echoed off the walls. Naruto seemed content to write rude words for several hours, something Sasuke knew that unless he stopped Naruto, he'd be sure to do. "Kagome is so going to be blamed for this…" Miroku commented from behind the exchange student.

The bathroom door opened and Kagome stepped out, her face clean. "So… umm…" She looked from Miroku to Sasuke, "Should we go stop those two?" At those words Sasuke pulled a thermos out of his backpack. He unscrewed the top and poured the contents into a bowl. For the first time in his life Sasuke was glad Sakura packed him his lunch for this particular mission. In one smooth motion the raven-haired boy slid the bowl of noodles down the hallway; it seemed to move an impossible distance without one noodle falling from the rim. "I leave Inuyasha to you." Were the only words he spoke during this set-up.

"Um… you shouldn't have done that… Inuyasha has a small obsession with ramen…"

Sasuke grinned mentally at this, "So does Naruto…"

The distinctive hiss from the spray paint can stopped as Naruto sniffed the air. "I smell the distinct scent of ramen…" The blonde slowly turned, the ramen in his sight, and a wide smile on his tanned face. The can slipped out of his hands and he faced the lone bowl of ramen in the middle of the hall. Unfortunately Inuyasha sniffed out the ramen as well and glared at Naruto, a growl building in his throat.

"That should do it…" Sasuke said darkly, seeking some entertainment from this new development. Kagome however, was biting her lip nervously and looking at the new student, "Do you have any more Sasuke?" She looked down the hallway at the ramen crazy pair, then back at the ebony-eyed boy, "Sasuke! Do you? 'Cause… I really don't want them to get in a fight about it… They might kill each other!" Sasuke's evil smirk did nothing to improve her state of mind.

"RAMEN!!!" The spiky haired boy and Inuyasha yelled as the both took off down the hallway at an impossible speed. They raced, both intending to win the prize in this middle of the corridor. Much to Naruto's discontent, Inuyasha got there first and crammed a fist full of soggy noodles into his mouth. Soon Naruto joined him, wrestling over the ramen which both of them wanted so desperately they wouldn't think twice about resorting to dirty measures.

Quietly Sango exited the classroom, an angry expression making her magenta eyes burn. "I got sent out of class for getting 100% on my quiz." She mumbled hotly as she stood next to Miroku. The boy grinned evilly at her, "You know what I like to do when I'm distressed?"

Sango looked over and caught his expression. She decided she'd bite, even though she knew the answer, "What?" Miroku winked, thinking a non-verbal answer would keep him in the safe zone. But to his surprise the girl responded in a way he didn't even fathom. "Oh! You mean this?" She smiled innocently as she squeezed his ass, making him blink in utter confusion. "IT MUST BE A KITSUNE!!!" He bellowed as he ran down the hall screaming, "I won't fall for it again! The gods are punishing me!!!"

Kagome sighed and shook her hand wondering what else would go wrong today. "This is going to be a long day…" She brushed a lock of hair behind her ear and observed Inuyasha fighting with Naruto before glancing at her watch. "Hmmm… What class do you have next Sasuke?"

"Socials."

"Wow! Really? Me too… Naruto doesn't have Socials does he?" She asked.

"Yes."

"Oh… we-"

"I'll talk to you after school Kagome!" Sango interrupted as she chased after the still screaming Miroku, laughing evilly. "MIROKU DARLING!!! Wait for me!!!" Miroku cried in fear and increased his pace.

Kagome waved after them and turned back to Sasuke, frowning a bit in annoyance, "Oh well…" she murmured as she looked out of the corner of her eye and spotted Inuyasha pinning Naruto. Suddenly her dull blue eyes widened in shock.

"KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!!" Naruto yelled loudly, surprising his attacker with twenty Naruto clones. Sasuke cursed, and hung his head. This was going to take awhile to explain.

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< br>Disclaimer: If I did own Naruto… I'd be drawing right now… and rich… Damn.

OOS: Second chapter completed! Thanks for the reviews… I love reviews! I guess I should do responses for them… that's what normal people do… I think. -GinTsuki
Fwoggie: Yes they are from Sengoku Jidai ^^ they just started a new life in Tokyo. Don't worry, they'll be going back… but not for a long while. -GinTsuki
Kinaangel: That was a short chapter in comparison to this one… -GinTsuki
UzumakiSteph: Sorry about the fact you dislike Inuyasha… but… WHY THE FUCK DID YOU READ THE FIC WHEN IT SAID IT WAS A INUYASHA/NARUTO CROSSOVER!? Idiotic flamer… *grumbles* -GinTsuki

kaekeo: You just plain kickass. ^^ -GinTsuki

-Chikata-
Fwoggie: The Sengoku Jidai thing will be explained later on in the story… I believe, way later. But, it will be discussed eventually. It's is not supposed to be clear in the story but as we move along there will be some hinting ^^

Kinaangel: A little to long? People usually complain that chapters are too short! That's a first for me and thank you for the review!
UzumakiSteph: First of all how can we even take your review seriously when you can't even spell simple words like "YOU" properly? If you want to be taken seriously I suggest you don't take spelling shortcuts, as most author's disregard these reviews. Second, I don't mean to be harsh but it clearly states that this is an Inuyasha/Naruto crossover and frankly we can do whatever we want since fanfiction.net allows creativity so don't flame people for pairing something you like with something you dislike. Third, we can't please everyone. If we could I'd say that we were pretty damn amazing. So, if you don't like the story… don't come back and read more find something else you would rather read. Simple as that.

Kaekeo: Thank you! Wait till it gets exciting XD (which it isn't really right now… ) Keep in touch and happy reading! I hope you will continue to enjoy the fic!

Silver's Shadow Tamer: There's better be no errors lol Gin and I must have read over it a few hundred times to make sure. The OOC thing may drop a little in the future but everything will run along smoothly.