InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ a little love won't hurt you ❯ Sasuke Teme's just desserts ( Chapter 6 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

By: Nelle22

P.L: hello my faithful readers. It is I, the great and all knowing writer Poetic love. Here to save your curiosity on the fiction site as we know it.

Kag: please don't mind P.L, she just had some coffee and she won't tell us who or where she got it from.

P.L: nu-uhhhhh. I didn't have coffee.

Kag: yes you did

P.L: no I did not

Kag: yes

P.L: no

Kag: yes

P.L: no

Kag: no you didn't

P.L: GOD DAMMIT YES I DID!!!!!Oh crud.

Kag: tell me where you got it!

P.L: No (runs off)

(Kagome chases P.L around the room. the others are eating popcorn like it’s a show.)

Itachi: you think they'll figure out that it was Naruto's coffee she drunk when he wasn't looking

Naruto: Nani! She drank my coffee!!! I thought that lee drunk it that why he looks drunk?!

Gai: lee? Drunk? (Pales and backs up. everyone then realizes the situation)

Everyone:O.oshit.

Lee:Gaiiii-senseiiiiiiiiiiii (hick) I thhhhink I knowww tha powerrr o'youth (slur) i'lllllll sssssssssho ya’ allll (starts to take off his spandex suit)

Everyone: OH GOD NO!!!!!(Runs off)

(Lee streaks and stands in front of them)

Lee: POWER OF YOOOOUUUTH.(Flashes them blind)

Itachi: my eyes! My eyes!

Kiba: dude I thought you were blind?

Itachi: I had my mangekyou on you stupid fuck!

Sasuke: and....

Itachi: that was saved in my mind assholes!!!

(Everyone pales and gives him pitying looks)

Everyone: poor, poor, Itachi.

Kagome: you would think that would never happen.

P.L: why do you think Sas-gay had his on when he was with Oro-homo?

Kag: (nods) true. Where’s shippou?

Shippou: here! Can I read the story now?

P.L: eh? Why not.

Shippou: P.L doesn't own Inu-baka or Naruto-sama. Too bad she never said this earlier, because the lawyers never stop calling!!

P.L: you would think they're the IRS. (Mumbles) bastards.

Shippou: here it is!

Previously:
Naruto felt his blood boil at what she said. No one should call a woman those names. Especially her. He reached over and held her hand. He gave her a small smile and they continued walking to Ichiraku's.

“Well if it isn't the dobe."

Naruto turned to see Sasuke behind him looking smug as usual. He had on his clan colors but his eyes held the malice that it had for him blasting outright. He feltshiver and moved him closer to his chest. He felt him nuzzle in to breathe in his scent. He looked into Sasuke eyes and glared at him.

“What Teme?"

Kagome felt her body freeze at the amount of hate flowing from the two boys, but Naruto’s felt sadder than anything. She looked at the dark haired man before glowering at him.

'He’s like a knock off Naraku.' she thought. When she really looked she seen his eyes turn red and laughed outright.

'He is! He is!' she shouted gleefully in her mind.

She kept laughing with her comment, not knowing what the brooding bastard had planned for her.

Earlier:
Sasuke saw the blonde dobe walk from the gates with ahaired beauty. He watched as he picked up the orange haired child as he laughed with the boy. He glared at them and his dark thought surfaced.

'He doesn't deserve to be happy. No demon deserves to be. While I suffer he lives with happiness. He took away my right as an avenger. He killed Itachi. I’ll hurt him one day.' he thought a scowl on his face. He watched assmiled at the beautiful girl.

'And I’ll start by taking them' he thought as he smirked and followed them in the darkness.
(AN: I don't care but Itachi is going to be alive in this story. Emo-fag thinks he’s dead. You’ll see what he's going to be later on.)

Now:

The tension was diffused as Kagome laughed herself silly. She kept laughing mirthfully at Sasuke. When they thought she had gotten herself together, one more look at Emo-boy had her bursting into giggles.

"Oh...gods...make....m-make...it stop.....ahahahahahahaha!" she said in between laughs. The boys sweat dropped at her until shippou, annoyed with being forgotten until now, asked a question.

"Umm Momma? Why are you laughing so hard?" he asked tilting his head to the side in a confused manner. Kagome just chuckled and went over to her son in Naruto’s arms. She whispered conspiratorially into his ear and Naruto only got bits and pieces of their conversation.

"Sshhhh....guy...look.....cheap....of....Naraku? Just.....one.....look...."(1) she whispered. Naruto watched as shippou looked at Sasuke, and then started giggling himself.

Sasuke was annoyed. The one thing he wanted to do was instill fear inside the weak looking civilians. But now they were laughing at him?!?!?!Outrageous, absurd, and totally hot??? while Sasuke had first thought of scaring them away from the Demon fox, taking them away from him sounded all the more sweeter. Sasuke tried to sound nicer and started to speak to kagome.

'At least she is pretty.' he thought.

"hello, I am Uchiha Sasuke and" he said sauntering up to her, taking her hand, and brushed his lips against them and stared lustily at her," who might you be?" he said huskily mentally gloating in his head that he had this in the bag. Until a very angry but small voice cut in.

Shippou had finished laughing at what his mom said that Sasuke looked like. He could wait to tell his Oji-ue what happened today. He watched as the dark human take his mother's hand and flirt with her. He got mad at that.

'Oh this is sooo not going to happen.' he thought growling deep in his throat. No one is going to date his mama without saying anything to him. ‘Well, maybe Naruto. He feels like me.' as that thought came to mind he sent his aura out to the blonde male. Another aura pulsed against his and he smirked.

'So he has a nine-tailed elemental kitsune in him, huh? All the more easier to get him with mama' he smirked he looked at Sasuke and growled.

"Grr, get your nasty hands off my momma!" he said angrily, glaring at him.

Sasuke cursed. She wasn't supposed to have a son. 'Dammit now I have to go through the kid' he thought angrily. He forced a smile on his face. “Who is this cute kid?"

Kagome blinked at her son's tone of voice. ‘Either he doesn't like this guy or he's overprotective. I think he did an aura search.' she mused. She let out her aura and felt Naruto flaring a double. Then she heard her son's voice in her head.

“Momma, do you feel it?"Shippou asked

"Yeah. An elemental kitsune. Looks like Naruto has some explaining to do."

"UN."

"Why did you growl at Sasuke?"

"He just rubs me the wrong way."

"This doesn't have to do with you wanting me to be with a certain blonde fox hmm?" she asked

Shippou gave her an innocent look that she smiled at. She smiled at Naruto and turned to the black haired schemer. Sasuke saw his innocent look melt into a gaze that said: I’ll bug you so much, hell will look like a church compared to what I’ll do to you.

"Hi! I'm Taisho-Higurashi Kagome. The cutie right here is my son, Taisho-Higurashi Shippou. It’s a pleasure to meet you Uchiha-san." Kagome said bowing.

"No call me Sasuke" he purred. Kagome's cheeks dusted a slight pink, but shippou and Naruto gave him aglare.

"Momma, come on! Rrraaaaaammmmeennnnnnn!" shippou whined.

"Okay okay." she laughed walking slowly away.

Shippou watched as the black haired teme looked at his mama. ‘Well she never said I couldn't torment the baka.' he said smirking at the possibilities he could do to him. Shippou leaned up to Naruto’s ear and told him the idea, well most of it.

"Naruto, can Sasuke carry me? You walk up with mama." he whispered.

Naruto looked at the kit and nodded. Sasuke looked at them and smirked.

"She’ll be mine." he whispered to Naruto gaining two glares. Shippou used his close proximity and swung his leg onshoulders. He grabbed on his hair and yanked. Naruto gapped at shippou who was holding on to twohandfuls of black hair. He watched as the small fox let them fall to the floor.

“Oh no Sasuke-san, all that scheming might make you go bald,"said with mockthen gained a wicked smirk, “besides no one can get to my momma, without going through me first. “Shippou said hopping off Sas-UKEs shoulders and looking at both men. “I don't care what you do. But until you can treat me the way I deem so, you won't go pass friendship status with her. So, you better lay on the charm thick, 'cuz you might be here for a while. Now, about that ramen?“Shippou said gaining up to his mother fast.

Both boys looked at the kit warily. Inside Naruto though, he liked it.

“let’s go lackeys!" shippou yelled making two boys think one thing.

'She's totally worth it.'
1) Sshhhh....guy...look.....cheap....of....Naraku? Just.....one.....look.... translates into: “shh, see that guy who looks like a cheap knock off of Naraku? Just take one good look at his eyes…” when you think about it, he does.
P.L: whew. That was long. Man am I good or what?

Kag: you certainly blew me away. What’s gotten into you?

P.L: I am all knowing. I knew this would happen.

Sasuke: hey why'd you sick Shippou on me?

Naruto: it a well known fact that all animals are protective of family.

Sasuke: so why shippou?

P.L: you don't like shippou on your tail?

Sasuke: HELL NO! He makes me seem weak now that you have a kit on me.

P.L: fine. I’ll put sesshy on you then.

Kag: so you send sess?

P.L: yea

Sasuke: O.o

P.L: (shrugs) what he didn't want Shippou on him.

Kyuubi: review.