InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ a little love won't hurt you ❯ Council bash PT 1 ( Chapter 11 )

P.L: hey everyone! Guess what!

Everyone: what?

P.L: soon, we get to see the civilian council’s reaction to kagome and naru!

Kag: what do you think they might do?

P.L: (smugly) everything I make them do.

Naru: how?

P.L: I am the almighty, the all knowing, future past and present! I can look into the eyes of a burly man and make him dance! I am…

Sakura: annoying?

P.L: alright who let her in? I gave specific instructions to leave her out of the ALLWHY circle!

Sakura: I’m a Kunoichi of Konoha! I have the right to be here if all my fellow ninjas are!

P.L: so? I have a higher social standing than you.

Sakura: you’re just an author.

P.L: yeah I am, an author of this story. Dance minion, dance! (makes sakura dance the Can-Can)

Sakura : wha?!?! Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH!

P.L: (cackles) mwa ha ha ha ha ha ! dance you pathetic worm!

Kun-loon: oh dear she’s lost it.

Tsunade: this is one mental case I cant help with.

Anko: didn’t you send her to ibiki once before?

Naru: yeah! What was that about baa-san?

Ibiki: don’t worry yourself kid, I can’t break her.

Kono Corps: eh?!?!! Nani?!?!?!

Ibiki: well somehow when I was interrogating her, she ended up convincing me to play goldfish and bullshit. Surprisingly she beat me in bullshit. (sniff sniff) I’ve never met someone with such a good poker face and an even better liar, who can read others. (gets down on hands and knees) will you marry me?

Everyone gawks.

Moegi: don’t be stupid! She’s not gonna marry you.

P.L: sure.

Everyone: Nani?!?!?!

Kag: (mutters) I don’t believe it, I don’t want to believe it.

Kiba: how can you marry him?!?!

P.L: well umm when a man loves a woman, especially if a woman had a crush on said man, he will ask her a very important question. Now myself, hearing the question will say yes. That’s how easy it is to marry him.

Kiba: I know that. I meant how are you going to do it?

P.L: given the right amount of time I can find a good preacher, or maybe a certain hokage and/or demon lord, who can do it regardless because they will have no choice if they want to have a good social standing in my story. (looks very innocent).

Sesshou/Tsunade: (shudders) too damn innocent.

Anko: c’mon she’s pure evil! You honestly want me to believe that you want to marry her?!?!

( anko looks to see ibiki looking at P.L in awe, who I may add is making him lay under her manicured toes.)

Anko: …… he’s doomed, So very doomed.

Temari: forget doomed, he’s whipped.

Naru: just wait til the honeymoon.

Kankurou: just imagine the children.

Everyone shudders.

Shika: the mental images are troublesome.

Tsunade: cant get them out of my head.

P.L: don’t worry Biki-kun, I still love you. but just imagine it. i know things that could make Jaraiya blush.

Jaraiya faints.

Shippou: well I wish you luck, and can we get on with the story?

P.L: yeah yeah.

Kagome: poetic love doesn’t own Naruto or Inuyasha, but if she did…

(everyone pictures death, mayhem and a lot of bunny rabbits.)

Kag: …………. Why did I think of that?

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Last time:

“ well, since I might not be able to move from the couch… I guess I should just stay here.” She said, laying next to Naruto and snuggling into his arms. She felt him hold her tighter and fell into sleep.

“why are you watching me?” Shippou asked his uncle.

“because your mother was having an episode.” Sesshoumaru said looking at his laptop.

“and?”

“I didn’t want you to see her like that.”

“and?”

“I’d think she would want to be alone with the guy she likes.”

“and?”

“I’d think I would start questioning you on your behavior today. Like looking at books you shouldn’t be reading at your age.”

“how do you know?”

Shippou looked at his uncle who tapped his ear. Sesshoumaru gave him a smug look.

“your mom.”

“……”

“HAH!̶ 1;

“you knew I wouldn’t be able to say it to you, didn’t you?”

“ yeah.”

“fine. I’m putting you on candy ban for the next three days.”

“you’re cruel.”

“I try.”

Shippou growled.

“you’re centuries too late in trying to scare me, Kit. time for bed.”


“meh.”
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Now:

Naruto’s nose twitched as he sniffed the wonderful scent near him. He felt warm and didn’t want to get up. Suddenly the warmth shifted away and he pulled it back to his chest and growled for it to not move. He heard a whimper and he purred in pleasure as something licked his chin. He opened an eye to see Kagome tucked under his head and sleeping soundly. He smiled, and gently took his arms from around her. He rolled off the couch to get to the bathroom to take a shower. He closes the door, and walks past the mirror. He looks into the mirror, and gasps. His short gold blonde hair is now longer to his rear, with black highlights and red ends. His lean body is more muscled, and taller making him a stunning 6’5” and surprisingly making him taller than his peers. But what made him gasp is his face. His face was more angular, making his whisker marks on either side, and his eyes were a beautiful amethyst and blue specks with slit pupils. He smiled to see long fangs. His clawed hand reached up and touched red tipped-black furred ears, and nine long red tipped black tails fanned out behind him. A golden sun etched into his forehead glowed red as he talked to Kyuubi.

“ Kyuu? What is all this?”

“This, kit is the new you. I told you that you will have all my powers and memories and with it comes a new look. Personally I think you look hot. It was coming eventually so I just sped up the process. Why do you think I was sleeping so much. You were literally becoming the new Kyuubi/ or in the demon realm a new fox demon. The only way I’m still here is that we merged and I became a part of you. You are my heir so you have a golden sun in your forehead, as your mate has a blue crescent moon on hers.” Kyuubi said making Naruto twitch

“but how do I hide it? I don’t want people banging down my door trying to kill me! And she is not my mate. Yet anyway.”

“ well you know it, it will hide the drastic changes but the hair length, and body looks will still be there. Your eyes will still be slitted but blue and a purple tint, and the fangs and claws will get smaller. Everything else will be hidden unless you let it down. Think of it as a demonic henge that no one can take down but you.”

“ so like demonic jutsu?”

“ no kit, demonic abilities. Think of it as a demon’s kekkei Genkai. Just sift through your memories while your sleep okay. Besides, Kagome might wake up while you’re still not in the shower.”

“oh! Right. See you Kyuu.” And he left the link.

Naruto turned on the water and hopped in, washing himself.

^^^^^^^^ yay, naked naru!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~

Kagome woke up to hear the shower going. As everything came back to her, she left Naruto alone for the time being.

“don’t you want to see how he looks now?” her beast drooled at the thought.

“no, I want to give him his privacy. Besides I want to cook breakfast at least. And who knows what Shippou is doing on the other side with Aniki.”

Kagome yawned as she went to the kitchen and looked in the cabinets for something to make. She seen some pancake mix and decided to make some eggs to go with it. as she was cooking, Naruto opened the door to the bathroom to smell something amazing.

‘ I smell food and oooh Rain and lilies with a hint of mint. Delicious too, I think it’s her.’ He thought as he got dressed. He put on a red muscle shirt and black cargo pants and put his hair in a low ponytail. He went to the kitchen and hugged her around the waist. As he nuzzled her neck he felt her shiver.

“you know, breakfast never seemed so good as now.” His voice husky as it ghosted on her skin.

“maybe cause you now have it cooked for you?” she said as she leaned back into his chest and looked up. She gasped as her cool blue grey looked into heated amethyst slits.

“maybe” he joked as he kissed her sensitive ear and was rewarded with a breathy moan. He growled as her arousal jumped.

“you better stop before the food burns, and you won’t be able to eat.” She said as she put the food into plates.

“true, but you’ll always taste better.” He gave her a dazzling smile as he sat down at the table. Her eyes darkened with undeniable lust. She strutted over to the back of his chair and massaged his shoulders. She heard him growl in pleasure as she leaned to his new, and highly sensitive kitsune ears.

“oh? How would you know how I taste?” she said as her lips teasingly brushed the tips as he twitched in pure want. She smelled his excitement and her mouth went dry.

“I promised your brother that we’d take it slow.”

“aww you’re no fun.” She pouted as she went to her own plate and put it in the kitchen. She didn’t hear Naruto’s sigh of relief.

‘I didn’t think I would last.’

KNOCK KNOCK

“could you get that Naruto? Oh and can I borrow some clothes too?” kagome asked as she went to the bathroom to wash.

“sure, on both accounts.” He said as he went to the door. He opened it to find his sensei, Jaraiya. He looked on as he came in and sat on the chair near the sofa.

“eh, Ero-Sennin?!?! what are you doing here?!” panicking because he didn’t put up the illusion.

‘ don’t worry kit I did it. you better learn how to soon.’

‘thanks Kyuu.’ and with that he sat on the couch.

“I’m here cause you have a council meeting to be at in an hour. Sensei wanted me to get you a bit early so he and Tsu-hime could talk for a bit. Why are you so defensive? Eh maybe you have some girl here hmm?” Jaraiya said getting a perverted smile on his face.

Before Naruto could answer, Kagome’s voice came from the bathroom doorway.

“Naruto, I’m coming out but I couldn’t find any shorts to wear. Got any?” she said as her wet hair fell over her shoulder.

Naruto gained a thoughtful look on his face. “ they should in the third drawer. Do you want me to look?” he asked as she walked out of the steamed filled room.

“nah I got it. oh and while you’re up, pick up the old man’s jaw off the floor please. I’d hate to see drool on your carpet.” She said as she disappeared in his room.

Naruto turned to see his sensei jaw right where she said it would be. He chuckled as his jaw stayed that when until kagome sat next to him and put her legs up and played with his hand.

“wha?” Jaraiya finally sputtered out, making himself look exactly like a fool.

“umm, hi?” kagome said waving a hand in his face.

“gaki, sometimes I say things I really don’t mean, and now will not be one of those times. You really do have all the damn good luck. Where were you hiding her in your life?!?!” he yelled pointing a finger at him, accusingly.

“dunno, but I’m damn sure glad I found her. Kagome, we have a meeting to go to in a few minutes. You want to go home a put on your own clothes and we’ll take you there in a bit?” he asked her.

“yeah. I’ll be right back. oh wait, formal?” she asked. Jaraiya, who still seemed to be awestruck that there, actually was a beautiful girl in his student’s home just nodded dumbly.

“aww dammit, that means Aniki might be there as well. Hmm, I’ll figure it out when I get to the closet. Be back soon okay.” She said as she left the apartment.

“lucky gaki.” Jaraiya said as he raptly gained a leer.

“I’ll tell you this once, Jaraiya.” Naruto said menacingly.

“yeah?” a fearful hermit said. Naruto never said his full name, unless he was furious or getting ready to kill him.

“if I ever see anything that even hints at My Kagome inside of your notes and book, I’ll neuter you, burn every single smutty thing you ever had, and give you a beat down that Tsunade would cringe at. got it?” he threatened, making Jaraiya nod faster than lee on a power trip.

“Naruto? I’m back.” kagome said coming into the room. She wore a spaghetti strapped red shirt with a long sleeved black net shirt over it. she had on a black mini skirt that had splotches of red on it and red legging under. She put on a bit of red eye shadow and mascara. She had black strap heeled sandals and her hair in a high ponytail. It was tied off in a white band with a red eyed- black kitsune. She looked dark and sexy and well Naru… was having some problems.

“she’s wearing our colors.”

“our colors?”

“the colors of our clan, the ruby kitsunes. We are kind of the brother clan to the silver kitsune but we have more mastery of fire as they have plant life. All kitsunes have different affinities but a similar affinity to nature around us. when we go over elemental training you’ll understand. Oh before we go you better put a courtship mark on her.”

“courtship mark?”

“it shows we are courting her for the right to mate. If she accepts, a black rose with red tips will be on her shoulder.”

“oh.”

Mean while Kagome’s beast was telling her the same

“give him our courting mark!”

“why?”

“cause he’s ours! Do you want another to take him away?”

And with that her eyes bled red a little.

“MINE!”

“ knew you would see it my way. When you see a blue rose with black tips it means he is our intended. It is the crest of the midnight kitsune.”

“ok”

Naruto moved over to Kagome and kissed her on the lips.

“so we match.” He said making her smile at him.

“yeah, Umm Naruto?”

“hmm?”

“could I give you my courting mark? To show that we’re you know together?” she said nuzzling his chin with her nose.

“only if I can do the same” he said kissing her shoulder. He nipped it making her moan.

“please?” she nearly begged making his fangs lengthen.

“it will hurt.”

“I don’t care. I want to be yours.” She said dragging her fangs against his skin.

“fine.” He pierced her flesh as she did his. They both drunk a little bit of each other’s blood and sealed the bite closed with their saliva. She smiled at him and he kissed her. Really kissed her, with tongue and everything. You could really see the intensity that they wanted each other and

“get a room.”

“shut up old man.” Naruto said moving away from a very dazed vixen.

“we have to go though and as much as I would like to stay here and gag off you two doing it, we really got to get to that meeting. Did I mention that the lord of the lands we live on is here?” Jaraiya said making Kagome pale.

“shit I almost forgot about him!” she said as she ran into the bathroom and got her hair pins to show her crest of the moon. She pulled her bangs back, grabbed her clutch and pulled both Naruto and Jaraiya out of the building in one fell swoop.

“shit, shit, shit, we’re late!” she yelped as dragged them both in the opposite way of the hokage tower.

“Kagome, we’re going the wrong way.”

“oh.”

“how about we just shushin (sp?) over to Baa-chan’s office so we won’t be that late? Besides, I think your Aniki might be there first.” Naruto said picking her up bridal style. He heard her squeak and wrapped her hands around his neck tightly. He chuckled as she nodded her head shyly into his neck.

“ come on Ero-sennin! We’ll meet you there!” Naruto said vanishing in a swirl of black fire.

“how did he do that?” Jaraiya said leaving in a swirl of leaves.

~~~~~~in Baa-chan’s office~~~~~~~~~

Tsunade was not one for meetings. She hated the council with a passion because they always tried to undermine her authority. Even though Sarutobi was there to help her it just wasn’t enough.

“Tsunade-chan, maybe you should relax for a moment.” Sarutobi said

“I can’t relax Sensei! First of all, the lord of the lands is coming here with an announcement, then we have Gai’s family who just moved here, and now I have more paperwork. Something bad is going to happen soon, I feel it.” as soon as she finished, a swirl of black fire erupted in the middle of the room. They both got into fighting stances, not knowing who it was. I mean come on, when was there ever a fire shushin like that, let alone black? As the fire went away they were surprised to see…

“Naruto? Kagome-hime?” Sarutobi said

“ohayo Jiji!” Naruto said waving wildly.

“what did I tell you about honorifics, hokage-san?” kagome said cooly

“ah sorry, but it must have slipped my mind. But please call me whatever you like dear, I can’t be hokage if I’m not in the chair now.” He said sitting down on the couch nearby.

“so then?” kagome said as she looked at the female blonde.

“I am the godaime hokage, Senju Tsunade.” Tsunade said as she expected her to bow and grovel at her feet.

“and?” kagome said as she lifted an eyebrow.

Tsunade’s jaw just dropped. ‘how does she not know about me?’ she thought to herself.

“Baa-chan this is Kagome, my girlfriend! Kago-chan this is Baa-chan! She’s the new hokage and the only one who sorta outranks Jiji! So it’s good that you meet her now since you start working on?” Naruto said looking at Sarutobi.

“next week Wednesday.” The old man said lighting a pipe.

“it would do you some good if you don’t light the pipe.” Kagome said as she took the pipe right out of his hands

“why?”

“well for one: smoking kills. And…”

“the smell makes me sick.” A stoic voice said. Everyone watched as a tall black haired male walked in. behind him was a middle aged woman and two male children, one of which looked at Kagome and screamed. “OKAA-SAN!”

The two hokages and one sennin looked at the black hair girl in amazement as she deftly caught the running child in her arms and looked at him. She nodded to the other male and deftly said, “this is my older brother, who in turn is the lord over the elemental lands of Hi no kuni, Kaze no kuni, Nami no kuni, Ame no kuni, Mizu no kuni, Rai no kuni, Tsuchi no kuni, and is the lord of the house of the moon.” She said as she pointedly stared at Naruto, who looked at Sesshoumaru weirdly.

“so basically all of the elemental countries, lords and hidden villages answer to him and he knows everything that goes on?” Jaraiya asked.

“yeah.” Shippou answered.

“do you even have a life?” Naruto asked him, making Sesshoumaru twitch. Sesshoumaru knew who it was who made that crack, and looking into Naruto’s red/gold eyes made him sure.

On the other side of the room: Jaraiya looked as though he was about to have a heart attack and Tsunade wanted to throttle him.

“Gaki…” she threatened, making a “kill” motion with her hands. ‘if he makes this guy hate me, I’ll make him pay!’ she thought.

“gaki, why?” Jaraiya said already making a grave epitaph in his mind.

Sarutobi looked calm, although he was worried about what the stoic male will say.

They watched as his shoulders shook, and he chuckled then full blown laughed. He laughed for a good minute and had tears in his eyes. He walked over to Naruto and clapped him on the back.

“good to see you too, Kiyoshi.” He said as they shook hands.

“Heh, how’s it been fluff-butt?” Kiyoshi said making everyone’s mouth drop.

“NARUTO!!!!” Tsunade yelled, making all the demons and non-shinobi wince.

“damn hag, who said I was him!?!?!” Kiyoshi said sitting in a chair not too far from kagome.

“then you’re Kyuubi?!” making all three senior shinobi get into battle ready stances.

“aww come the hell on! Just because you dumbbells make some story that the only Taiyoukai status demons that actually be in their true forms around their lands are these so called Bijous don’t mean we’re that flipping bad.” Kiyoshi said pulling Kagome into his lap. He felt her melt into his form and started to play with her hair.

“but you’re a demon!” the busty blonde yelled.

“and?” Kagome, Kun-loon, Souta, Kiyoshi, Sandaime, Sesshoumaru, and Shippou said, making Jaraiya raise an eyebrow.

“man it sounds like you guys are demons, and know about them.” He joke, noticing that four of the aforementioned people looked away at the first part.

“you guys aren’t demons right?” Sandaime asked.

“well, you see…”Kagome said

“funny story that.” Kiyoshi said laughing nervously

“ahem, as I understand, we have a meeting to go to…” Sesshoumaru stated

“we don’t want to be late!” Shippou said edging for the door.

“ja!” and with that the four ran. Everyone looked at the door that they ran out of.

“so they are demons?” Tsunade asked.

“so? Got a problem?” Kun-loon asked her, reaching for her frying pan in her purse.

“nah just a bit stunned. But we do have to go to the council chambers. I think they know the way.” She said as they left the room. “ but first let me warn you about some of the council members…”

******* with the stuffy old bastards and our pack of trouble*****************

“you think they care?” Shippou asked his momma.

“no baby. Oh and me and Naruto are courting, but he also wanted to be your surrogate father. Are you ok with that?” she asked him stroking his head.

“yeah! Can we do a blood binding too? To umm make it official?” he asked looking at both adults. They looked at each other then looked to Sesshoumaru. He shrugged and smiled at them. They all cheered and laughed.

“so you back to being Naruto now?” Sesshoumaru asked.

“yeah”

“and you’re courting my imouto?” he threatened

“of course. I want her as my mate and Shippou as my son. And hopefully if she allows it, some more kits running around the place. Maybe I can get the apartment and the land around it and make a compound there for us, or a retreat for you since there is barely anyone living by me anymore because no one wants to live near the Demon brat. Besides, a big family needs lots of room, and a training ground or eight, and probably more than twenty gardens. Hmm, I might need a list.” Naruto said falling into deep thought and stayed that way until the others caught up.

“so are you ready to go in?” Sandaime asked

“why not, we’re 30 minutes late, lets not keep the old geezers waiting any more” Naruto said as the ANBU stationed around the doors opened them.

^_^ let’s talk about the Council members shall we? Cue old game show music!

P.L: hello and welcome to the old farts and people who have nothing better to do than try to take over the world! Man that was a mouthful!

Inari: yes it was, P.L

P.L: lets see who we have today! Starting with the civilians!

We have Haruno Seiya! A true bitch who thinks her pink haired angel can do no wrong, (even though she slept with more guys than we can count.) he hobbies include trying to kill Naruto, cooking for her husband, plotting, and seducing the other members! Right now is looking at Sesshoumaru with a glint in her eye. (shudders)

(bleachers filled with chibi Naruto’s, Kagome’s and Sesshoumaru boo,)

Next we have 7 other people who have no political standing on this council! They are not important but think they are so they are just fill-ins! They are all male and all have a possible STD from sleeping with the Haruno slut! (The older one, not the other younger and more sluttish one.) for now we’ll call them N.I.C.M# 1-7 (Non Important Council Member)

(Chibi N,K,S boo again)

P.L: now for the Shinobi section!

(chibi’s cheer)

First we have Uchiha Sasuke! He has no real clan because all he does is try to sleep with sakura. He is currently thinking of how to kill Naruto and take kagome from him (Naru: ain’t gonna happen bud Kiyoshi: I second that) right now he has a smirk on his face and looks at sesshomaru with a glare because he doesn’t know him! But he doesn’t matter because I’m higher than the bastard!

( Chibi’s Cheer again and throw cheetos at the duck butt. )

Moving on to Hyuuga Hiashi aka: dumb ass bastard! Hobbies include making his oldest Daughter cry( until she moved in with kiba that is) being a stoic bastard and giving his twin brother and his son Hell. (yes Hizashi is alive.) looks bored right now since they finally walked in and is glaring at me…. Piss off fucker.

(Chibi’s cheer for P.L.)

Then we have the Ino-Shika-Cho trio. (honestly if you ask me, they need a new name seriously) I have nothing bad to say about them except one is sleeping, another eating and the blond man seems to be playing tic-tac-toe… with himself. Okay, that is understandable.

(chibi’s blink)

Then we have Inuzuka Tsume, who is looking at Sesshoumaru like a bitch in heat…probably cause she is in heat. Umm nothing much except she has a dog near her that’s looking at me, glaring. Wait why is he glaring at me? (hina: probably cause you haven’t mentioned any other character. P.L: hmm, maybe I should invent a law that says, neutered only? Kuromaru: I hate you. P.L: you know you have no choice but to love me. Kuromaru: …. Bitch P.L: one and only.) Any who, she seems ruff and tumbled but has a very loving demeanor! Likes cooking, dogs of all breeds and watching the moon.

(Kiba: stop trying to sell my mom! She ain’t cheap! P.L: you’re right. Get her while she has a daughter that’s looking also! Hana: hey!)

And besides Sarutobi, we have the Two Head Senile Old Bastards and a crummy old guy named Danzo! I hate all three but I have to introduce them anyway. One name is Koharu, which I think is a chick, though I couldn’t tell. Another name is Homura which I really think needs a change. And you just can’t miss Danzo cause he has the look of a backstabbing, power-hungry, ego-maniac who just don’t know when to quit!

(chibi crowd Boos and throws popcorn and sticks at them)

And back to author POV to finish this chapter!

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The group walked in and sat in the few chairs that were put out. The seating went like this: Sesshoumaru, Kun-Loon, Naruto, Kagome with Shippou in her lap, and Souta. Tsunade went into her “hokage” chair while Jaraiya and Sarutobi sat behind her as her advisors.

“why is Uzumaki here?” the pink haired bitch bit out.

“he is here because he has some business with the matter that was brought up today.” Tsunade said, glaring at said bitch making her huff in annoyance.

“oh?” Tsume said

“yes. now I would like to say thank you to Sesshoumaru-sama for coming in today.” Tsunade said making everyone look at him.

“and why is Sesshoumaru-San here?” N.I.C.M #2 said.

“that’s Sesshoumaru-SAMA to YOU.” Sesshoumaru said coldly to the council.

“you have no say here!” Haruno screeched at him. Sesshoumaru turned his unflinchingly cold gaze to her making her shiver.

“oh?” he said to her, making Tsume raise an eyebrow.

“you assume you have status here in this room?” Hiashi asked.

“why of course I do. If you not know of it, then I pity what has become of this village.” Sesshoumaru scoffed.

“Sesshou-kun, play nice.” Kun-loon said, putting a hand on his shoulder.

“no one asked you civilian.” Hiashi glared at her. Kun-loon turned a smile to him, and the next second, there was a smoking frying pan near his head. He looked at it with wide eyes. It was lodged into the wall to the hilt, with spider-webbed cracks marking where it will stay for a while.

“oh my, it seems you had an accident. Maybe you should just relax.” Kun-loon said giving Hiashi a critical stare.

“hmph.” Hiashi said, turning away from the all-too innocent mother.

Jaraiya looked at Kun-Loon with renewed interest. He noticed her in the office but she had his respect when Tsunade warned her about the members.

Flashback no Jutsu!

“let me warn you about the council members. Some of them will try to get your children into some arranged marriages and treaties. But the ones you have to watch out for are Uchiha Sasuke, Danzo, Hyuuga Hiashi, Haruno Seiya, Homura, Koharu, and last but not least, the civilian council. They will try anything in their power to get anything on you and your family. Since you are new here, they will try to use several laws on you.” Tsunade said. She motioned to say more but Kun-Loon stopped her.

“dear, I’m glad that you wanted me to know all this and try to help me but you really don’t have to worry. Besides, I already know konoha’s laws and flaws so I am good. Each of my family knows it and have read plenty to know. And I’m sure you wanted to help me. Besides, I can take care of my own. This is my family and nobody messes with it. and I’m sure Sarutobi remembers me, ne?” she said turning to the old man.

Sarutobi looked real good at Kun-loon. What he saw made him drop his pipe. “oh kami.”

“oh yes old man, I’m back. and I still have a few tricks up my sleeves and many more.” Kun-loon said

Jaraiya looked at his old teacher. “ who is she?”

“the only one that can make Ibiki’s work look like child’s play. Konoha’s “Itami no Rei” is back”

Flashback no Jutsu: Kai!

Jaraiya repressed a shiver. ‘She never lost the smile either.’ He thought looking at her. She noticed him looking at her and gave him a flirty look and winked at him. His face lit up and he turned away. She watched as he turned away and gave a soft chuckle.

‘he’s so cute with a blush’

“now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I would like for you all to first meet, Sesshoumaru-Sama, who is lord over the elemental countries, their lords, all hidden villages and is currently here to meet you all in person, instead of sending in an ambassador like he normally would.” Tsunade said with a smile watching as all the other civilians and some shinobi realize what they have just done. ‘yes squirm you bastards, squirm like the cowards you are.’ She cackled in her head. She watched as they all paled chalk white.

‘oh shit’ was the general thought of the council members.

“you have the floor, Sesshoumaru-sama.” Tsunade said with a nod. Sesshoumaru nodded to her in kind and stood.

“as from what I just observed, I am very disappointed in some members. Firstly: one of you, who is a ninja, have accosted my imouto and her son, who is an eye witness that told me of this event wants to issue an restraining order between them. And by looking at this individual, I am in agreement with him.” Sesshoumaru said looking at Tsunade.

“who may I ask, do you want the order issued to?” she looked at the young red head sitting on Kagome lap. Kagome on the other hand knew what Shippou was thinking.

‘so shippou’ she said to him mentally.

‘yes okaa-san.’ He answered looking at her innocently.

‘you really don’t like him huh?’

‘I like him as much as I like Inuyasha right now.’ He answered making her wince.

‘damn. Must not be a lot.’

‘nope’ he said.

“I want to issue a restraining order against one Uchiha Sasuke. If he comes three feet near her or her family, his life is forfeit.” Sesshoumaru said making Haruno Yell.

“you cannot make the last Uchiha stay away from someone he has shown interest in! he needs to build up his clan and if he wants her, he should have her!” she screeched making Sasuke gain a smug grin.

Everyone watched as he slowly turned to the pink haired woman. Kagome swiftly went next to him and held his arm. But the ranting woman did not notice.

“and you! having the last Uchiha want you is a privilege that many other prettier girls could have! Not some civilian like you who has no idea of what hardship is!” she said waving her hands wildly. This time Naruto went up held kagome back from skinning the bitch alive herself.

“and allowing the demon boy near you! what kind of woman are you for allowing that thing near you and your children! and a teenage mother at that! See what is happening to us all?! How dare you bring such filth into this place?!?!” she raged. She ignored the signs her fellow members were giving her to stop. Everyone expected Naruto to let Kagome go but no one and I mean no one expected this.

BAM. A smoking crater was in front of the woman staining her and her clothes black

“ shut the fuck up.” Souta said, his hand still outstretched from blasting the ball of flame. Everyone watched as he walked up to her and grabbed her by the neck, officially choking her and cutting off her air supply. He looked over to his mother and said, “hold shippou’s ear please. And Sesshoumaru, cover my mothers.” Sesshoumaru nodded and covered her ears as she covered the kit’s.

“now that I have you fucking attention, this is the deal. My sister, is getting a goddamn restraining order against the prick, no matter of fact, don’t give one and let him. Cause if I see him near her, my mother or my nephew, I’ll kill him myself. You, the fucker over there who is making wise cracks with his eyes at my mom, stop before you won’t get to ever speak again. And you for fuck’s sake, You make me sick. I can’t believe you expect me to think that you got this seat on fair trial. And if I ever hear you make another crack about parenting skills, look at your own child and tell me what the fuck we did wrong. Cause from where I stand, my mother is Kami for raising me. My sister is dating Naruto. So fucking what, if you got a problem, then by all means, come to 45 hosei st. I’ll be there until august, when I start training with my Aniki. And If I’m not there, leave a number and address as to where I can come and fuck you up at and settle it. now, I am late for meeting my cousin. You, harpy, say something against my mother again while I’m gone. I have my ways of getting info, and believe me. It won’t hurt, you’ll be dead when you feel anything.” Souta said. He dropped the woman on the floor, who I may add was turning blue, and hopped down. He went over to his sister and nodded in her direction. She nodded back and took the floor.

“as you can see, we are capable of handling business ourselves. So in light of this event, since my brother is now in his other persona, we will leave and tell future plans to lady Hokage and her personal Advisors, as you have pissed of one of the most influential family in all of japan. I hope you had a pleasant life.” She said. Sesshoumaru bent near her ear and whispered something.

“also, my Aniki asks that council members Sarutobi, Jaraiya, Yamanaka, Nara, Akimichi, Inuzuka, and Hyuuga please be inside of Lady Hokage’s office with your respective heirs to your clans, and for you Sarutobi to gather your best shinobi and Kunoichi alike. We have much to discuss.” She said as she looked to Tsunade.

“this meeting is adjourned, my lady.” And with that, kagome gathered her entourage and left for the office.

****************holy crap**************
P.L: ah my best chapter so far if I say so myself.

Jaraiya: if that was your best, then damn.

P.L: yes well, I could have done more, but I still have more stories to update, and I don’t want to give everything away.

Kag: wow souta I didn’t know you could do that!

Souta: heh. (mumbles: neither did i)

Kun-loon: be very glad P.L gave you excuse to curse so much young man.

Shippou: I wanted to kill the bat.

P.L: now calm down, I still need her.

Sakura: why’d you do that for!?!

P.L: what?

Sakura: make my family to be the bad guy in this.

P.L: haha! Right (pfft!)your family the bad guys. Hahahahaha! I never.

Everyone else laughs.

Sesshoumaru: pollen is more of a bad guy than you.

Shippou: and that says a lot about you.

Neji: so how’s the plans coming along.

P.L: what plans?

Naru: for you and Ibiki’s wedding.

P.L: there is no wedding.

Everyone gasps.

Kag: why not?

P.L: we’re flat broke.

(crickets)

Naru: why oh why do you tell us this?

Ibiki: cause

Kag: cause what?

P.L and Ibiki: cause we aint getting married.

Kono Corps: eh?!?! Why?!?!

P.L: I wanted to wait and see where this is going.

Tsunade: the story or the relationship.

P.L: my what a good question (looks far away)

Anko: she’s lost it.

Ibiki: my what a understatement (looks far away)

Sarutobi: they’re made for each other.

Shippou: please review.