InuYasha Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Quest of the Sacred Ramen Noodles ❯ The First Beginnings ( Chapter 1 )

(Note: /-text-\ means that this is happening in the background of the story)

I do not in any way own inuyasha naruto or kagome, and I did not mean LM to be the same name of any sompany or corp. I am also not held responsible of any emotions my fanfic may have caused Or any feelings hurt.

 

 

 

Grab your popcorn viewers and lets get started to watch this televised action-pacted advernture!

 

Viewer 3: GET YOUR OWN LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Veiwer 1: What'chu talking bout willis?

Veiwer 2: He is talking about his lucky charms DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Veiwer 1: Okay, you are all scaring me… *Runs around with arms flailing and screaming* like a Little girl “AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH EEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!” *crash*

Veiwer 4:Whoa what was that?

Veiwer 1: We have a viewer 4?

Veiwer 4: NO YOU DON'T!!!!! I AM YOU IMAGINATION!!!!!!

Veiwer 2: What was that viewer 1?

Veiwer 1: Ohh, nothing… I guess.

Host: WILL YOU JUST SHUTTUP SO WE CAN START?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!?

Veiwer 1-3: Okay Mister…

 

Host: Anyway… how about we introduce our audience to Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: *walks out*
Veiwer 1-3: Hi Inuyasha

Inuyasha: Woah! What was that!!!!!! WAS IT THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD DANGIT!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *flails arms and runs away while screeching like a little girl*

Host: erm… Ok.. now for our next character, Naruto!

-Silence-

Host: Naruto you there?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

-crickets-

/Tumble weed rolls across the ground\

Host: Oh well, I guess Naruto isn't here, im gonna go fix me up some Ramen noo-

Naruto: *runs on to set looking cocky* Did someone say Ramen!?!?!?!??!?!?!? :D

Host: erm… ye-no! sorry, your imagination must be acting up!

Naruto: Awwwwww… :'(

Host: Anyway… now onto our journey after this short commercial break!

 

Man: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MY BUTT!!!!!!! ITS SOOOOOO ITCHY!!!!!

Strange man in suit: haha! My butt itched too, until I bought LW brand… ANUS CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out brown tube*

Strange Woman: It tastes sooooooo good!!!!!!!

Everyone: *looks at her strange*

Woman: oh, sorry that is the next commercial

Woman: *nervously and uncomftorably walks off the stage*

 

Man: AHHHHHHHH that feels MUCH better, like buttah! ;-)

Host: and we are back!!!!!! *looks at watch* Oh never mind!!!!! Come back next week tp see the journey unfold!!