InuYasha Fan Fiction / Outlaw Star Fan Fiction / Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction ❯ Bishoujo vs Bishounen ❯ Before the Tournament ( Chapter 1 )

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The fighters talk about what they think of eachother. They find out who the others are and try to measure up some of the competition.

Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Outlaw Star Fan Fiction / Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.04.2005 | Updated On: 02.04.2005 | Pages: 6 | Words: 3.4K | Visits: 303 | Status: Work In Progress

Sango: Look who I'm fighting in the first round. That little girl is going to be so easy to beat.

Inuyasha: I don't know, her and that purple haired guy both smell weird.

Kouga: For once, mutt-face is right. Those two reek of the stench of death.

Ayame: Yeah, they do. What do you think it means?

Naraku: They're undead, fools. Didn't think creatures like them were real, though.

Kagome: Maybe she won't be so easy to beat then, huh, Sango?

Sango: This might actually be interesting.

Announcer: All fighters please move to the ring.

Miroku: Already, are we late?

Blue: No, they just want to get us into the arena.

Kagome: Oh, hi, I'm Kagome. This is Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Inuyasha, Kouga, and Ayame. (Points to each one as she says their names) And those two over there are Sesshoumaru and Rin. (Points to both)

(All the demons stare at Blue and her party strangely while sniffing the air)

Kouga: That's weird (he points toward Blue and her party)

Ayame: Why are wolves here? (Whispering to Kouga)

Kouga: They're human…aren't they?

Sesshoumaru: And what, they rub wolves all over their bodies constantly. They're hidden by and illusion of some sort.

Kagome: What are you talking about?

Kouga: They're wolves (points to Blue and party)

(Kagome walks over to the group and pokes Toboe in the arm)

Toboe: Hey! (Snaps at Kagome's hand, more playfully than anything else)

(Inuyasha jumps in front of Kagome and pulls out Tetsusaiga. He aims the huge sword at Toboe growling.)

Blue: Hey! Calm down, he was just messing around.

Kagome: (pets her hand) Yeah, Inuyasha, calm down. It was just a joke.

Sango: Who are you anyway?

Blue: Oh, sorry, I'm Blue, this is Kiba, Hige, Tsume, and Toboe (points to each in turn)

Cheza: This one is forgotten.

Blue: No, I was merely points out the wolves first. This (points to Cheza) is Cheza.

Ayame: She likes flowers, no?

Blue: No, she is one.

Kouga: (raises an eyebrow) What?

Cheza: This one is the flower maiden.

Sango: So you're wolves, they're not alive, and she's a flower?

Kiba: …maiden.

Sango: Yeah.

Toboe: Exactly.

Tsume: Wait a second; they're undead (points to Shido and Riho)

Shido: Yes, yes we are (at Tsume's side)

Kiba: Whoa

Riho: (giggles playfully) Scared ya (smiles slyly)

Shido: Sorry, theatrics, you know

Guni: (jumps out of Shido's hair) They're not human! (Flies around frantically poking all of the demons around her)

Kouga: (grabs Guni who screams and bites his finger) Ow! You little bitch! You're not human either, you know.

Shido: She's right, though, you've got a tail.

Kouga: I'm a wolf demon, Ayame is too. Mutt-face here and Sesshoumaru are dogs.

Inuyasha: Hey!

Shippo: HELP!

(Riho pinches Shippo's cheek and crushes him with a hug)

Kagome: Umm, what are you doing to Shippo?

Riho: He's just sooo cute! (Hugs him again, Shippo bites her and hits the ground running. He cowers behind Kagome.)

Riho: Umm, ow. (Her eyes flash bright yellow and she smiles revealing inhuman fangs)

Shido: You did crush him.

Bankotsu: Look at that weird in the red trench-coat. What do you think of him?

Naraku: He is nothing but a human; doesn't even have a sword.

(Vash sends a bullet whizzing by Naraku's face, Bankotsu blocks the oncoming projectile with Banryuu)

Bankotsu: Bastard's got a gun.

Naraku: (touches his cheek) Good shot.

Vash: (lifts his gun) Don't underestimate me.

Bankotsu: His shot may be good but he's got nothing on me.

`Aisha' Clan-Clan: Look at that guy's sword.

`Twilight' Sazuka: Gaudy and useless.

Aisha: I don't know about that, he looks like he might be able to do some damage with that thing.

Twilight: Maybe, either way, we don't have to worry about him for a while.

Kagura: She seems pretty serious, but she's just a pathetic human.

Naraku: Don't underestimate her, she may only look weak.

Kagura: Just a human, it'll be over like nothing.

Naraku: Perhaps.

Twilight: She doesn't look like too much, but looks are often misleading.

Aisha: My opponent is just some little girl. I don't even get a real fighter, like that woman with the boomerang.

Twilight: Don't under…

Aisha: Come on, she's scrawny.

Twilight: We shall see (sips tea)

Hiei: These people look like good fighters…at least; most of them (looks at Vash being a moron)

Kurama: Yes, many of them aren't human

Hiei: Hmm, true

Miroku: Look at those two (points to Aisha and Twilight)

Kagome: I'm fighting a demon?

Inuyasha: That's not a demon.

Kagome: Oh, come on, she's got a tail, sharp teeth, and look at those ears.

Hiei: No, he's right

Kouga: You always listen in on other people's conversations?

Hiei: Just making an observation

Sango: Then what is she?

Aisha: They're talking about us.

Twilight: Actually, they're talking about you.

Aisha: Whatever. (Walks toward the Yasha gang, Hakusho gang, and the vampires)

Shido: Hello…umm…what did you say your name was?

Aisha: I didn't say, but it is Aisha Clan-Clan.

Kagome: So you're a…

Aisha: Catrl-Catrl

(blank stares)

Aisha: I'm an alien. She is Twilight Sazuka, a deadly assassin.

Kagome: Cool

Aisha: (rolls her eyes) Whatever.

Kagome: Oh, these are…

Aisha: I know who they are, I heard you. (ears twitch slightly) These aren't just for looks.

(Miroku grabs Aisha's hand and looks deeply into her eyes; Aisha looks for some escape route)

Miroku: Will you have my children?

Aisha: Umm, I don't think I could, even if I wanted to

(Miroku sighs slides his hand along Aisha's butt. Aisha hits him in the head.)

Aisha: What is your damage?

Sango: Sorry, he does that from time to time.

Announcer: Fighting is to commence momentarily. The first fight will be between…

Sango: Yes, me and Riho!

Kagome: We just missed it.

Sango: It's me and Riho.

Announcer: I repeat, the first fight is between Kagome and Aisha Clan-
Clan. Kagome and Aisha Clan-Clan please report to the ring.

Sango: What?!? I'm supposed to be first.

Riho: Not fighting me, I am a vampire. Don't really like the sun.

Sango: You seem fine to me.

Shido: We never said we can't live with it.

Sango: Oh, sorry.

Riho: Its ok (smiles)

(Sango slams the end of Hiraikotsu into the ground)

Kagome: Okay, well, here I go.