InuYasha Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ The Ultimate Jerry Springer ❯ Worst show in history ( Chapter 1 )

Audience: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY

Narrarator: And now voted the worst show of the century your host JJEEERRRRYYY SSPPRRIINNGGEERR

Jerry: Hello, and welcome to our show. Today's guest are tired of their man not being able to choose who they love. They say that today they are going to find out who he loves once and for all. Okay, I'd like to welcome our first guest ... Sango.

Sango: Thank you Jerry

Jerry: Now Sango, why are you here ?

Sango: Well, I'm in love with this guy and I know he loves me back but the thing is he is always groping other girls.

Jerry: Well, does he grope you?

Sango: Yeah, and he makes up the stupidest reasons like there was a fly on your boob or I saw some dirt on your ass so I had to wipe it off.

Jerry: So is he always touching other girls?

Sango: Yeah, he is a big pervert. I mean the first time I met him he asked me to bear his child.

Jerry: Well, he sounds like an interesting guy let's meet him. Everyone here is Miroku.

Audience: Booooooooooooooooooooooo

Miroku: Fuck You, Fuck You, and ooohhhh please let me fuck you, you gorgeous lady.

Sango: (stands up and throws chair at his head) See this is what I mean he touches or says something like that to every girl he sees. You are such an asshole.

Miroku: Maybe I saw stuff like that to other girls because I'm never allowed to touch you, you violent bitch

Jerry: what do you mean not allowed to touch her?

Miroku: Well, every time I try to cop a feel she gets all mad and hits me even though I know she likes it.

Jerry: DO you like it when he cops a feel?

Sango: Yeah but he needs to know when or when not to do it. Like when you first meet my parents you don't grab my ass and comment on how firm it is.

Jerry: Do you love him Sango

Sango: Of course, I love him with all my heart, but when he gropes me in public I feel like he doesn't respect me and that I'm just an object.

Miroku: How could you think that. I respect you more than any other girl. You're the only woman I've ever loved and if you don't like it when I grope you I will stop.

Audience: * GASP * then laughs

Miroku: Hey I can do it.

Sango: Okay but please don't stop groping me just other girls and just pick better times to grope me.

Jerry: Well, I'm going to need to wrap this up, but I'm glad you two were able to make up. Now we will meet our next guest after this commercial break.