InuYasha Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Thieves ❯ Males or Females ( Chapter 2 )

********** ~~~~~~~~~ THIEVES ~~~~~~~~~ **********

** BY ~Laura-chan~ **

SORRY for the long update! I've been ill and REALLY busy with school and my italian stories.

I saw 'Gangs of New York': I didn't like it. I think it was too bloody and violent, and there were also too much scenes with naked women… But I think also that Daniel Day Lewis is a great actor! I liked Leonardo Di Caprio better in 'Catch me if you can'.

Here the 2nd chapter ^^ Enjoy!

*Thanks to:*

*HERSHEY* - thanks so much! You're my only reviewer ç_ç

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°Disclaimer°-

Inuyasha and Ranma are not mine. Cat's Eye belong to Tsukasa Hojo.

*NOTES:*

Kuso: damn.

Nani!?: what!?

!!!! * WARNING * !!!!

I'm NOT english, I'm italian, so forgive my mistakes, ok? ^*^

***** ~~~~ CHAPTER II: MALES OR FEMALES? ~~~~ *****

Inuyasha, Miroku and Ranma were back to the crime's scene. "So, did you have discovered something?" asked impatiently Ranma. An agent went towards them. "We found an orange card with written 'SJ'…… " He took out the object, accurately closed in a plastic bag, and gave it to the three Inspectors who just looked at it closely. "……..and a piece of a black cloth…" He took out another plastic bag with the cloth inside. Ranma folded him arms.

"Likely it's from one of the thieves……. " said Miroku, rubbing his chin. He neared his face and stared at it intently. "It seems….. from a black, elastic and sintetic suit…… Damn, there're so much of them in the shops!"

"But it's a clue…… " Inuyasha smiled. "But it can be misleading… " "Yeah, you're right…….but we must me optimistic……" "If you said so." Miroku just shrugged.

"Inuyasha's right." Said Ranma. The other two turned towards him. "Those are the only things we have……"

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SENGOKU JIDAI BAR

"Kuso! Kagome-chan you need to be more careful!""And you think I knew that the window sill would have torn the suit?" In Kagome's room, Sango was sewing a black suit on the couch, while Kagome and Akane were arguing, sitting on the bed.

"Don't worry, be happy!" sang happily Sango, "There're so much suits like this one."

"Luckily." Muttered darkly Akane, glaring at Kagome and receving the same look.

Kagome just turned to the television "However, they didn't say anything about the authors of the theft……" "Maybe they hasn't found out the card … yet….…"

Sango stopped her work and stared at the jewel on the screen; the speaker was saying:

"This beautiful jewel, from the Sengoku Jidai, is the famous 'Diamont of the Imperial Crown'. The head of the museum will give us more informations." "The Diamont will be in the museum only for two days an-"*CLICK*

Sango dropped the tv-control on the table and leaned back on the couch.

"That jewel belonged to dad……"

Akane's eyes hardened: "Then we'll get it back."

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". . .… so is arrived another card like the one we found at the skyscraper Shuiniki?" asked Inuyasha, sitting on a chair with his feet on the table.

"Exactly." Miroku nodded, staring at his mates with a tired espression on his face.

"It say: 'We'll get the famous 'Diamond of the Imperial Crown' Sunday at the 11.45 p.m.'."

"So the head of the museum asked hel to the police." Inuyasha smirked an evil smile. "They aren't really smart if they give us the hour and the day of the theft." "I think they're just too sure of themselves." Said Ranma, entering in the room with some sandwiches.

"Oh, hello man!""Have you already something in your mind?" Ranma nodded and a little sly smile curled his lips. "I've got a great work for our dear Yash…..… ""Nani!?"

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SUNDAY, 11.40 P.M.

"Watch out for the thieves!" Miroku yelled at the guards, walking around in museum's halls. 'Five minutes…… only five minutes' he thought. The policemen just nodded. One of them asked.

"Inspector Hentaihoushi…….. Where's Inspector Hanyou?"

Miroku smirked slyly. "Don't worry……. he has a special work…"

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Out in the park near the museum, three shadows were perched on a tree. "So, are you going Kagome?""Yes, don't worry: it'll be a easy theft. Akane, have you already put the bombs near the allarms?" Akane nodded and smiled.

Sango warned her sister again "Remember, prudence and speed: you've got only five minutes to take the diamond and escape, got it?" Kagome winked and disappeared.

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'11.45… " thought Miroku. Suddenly the lights switched off and the museum went dark.

"Hold on your horses, everyone!" yelled Ranma when he heard some agents moving. "Somebody go to switch on the lights! Hurry up, we have to protect the jewel!"

'Don't worry, before you'll switch on the lights I'll be already far from here with the diamond.' Thought happily Kagome. She moved stealthy towards the vitrine where was the diamond and lifted the cover. She had just taken the jewel when Inuyasha jumped out of the basement.

"I GOT YOU!" 'Wha--!?' Kagome didn't lost time thinking: she understood she had to run away. The girl began running towards the exit 'We hadn't planned this! KUSO!!!'

"Stop this moment, you thief!" 'Like HELL I will!' thought frantically Kagome. She turned her head and saw Inuyasha just behind her. 'Kuso, he's fast!'

In a moment he caught her. 'NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!'

"Yes, You're mine!" grinned Yasha. Kagome found herself with a heavy body above her own and, even if she tried to escape, she couldn't free herself.

The boy had wrapped his arms around her and Kagome blushed despite the situation.

"I want to see your face!" esclaimed Yasha and now the girl was REALLY scared. But, instead of her head, the boy grabbed her…. BREAST!

Inuyasha was atonished "NANI!? A BREAST????" Kagome now was really embarassed, even more when he squeezed her poor and soft breast.

"You… PERVERT!!!!" she screamed, slapping him with all her might. He released her and she run away crying.

"INUYASHA!" Ranma and Miroku neared. "Have you seen his face?" "No… " said slowly the boy, still shocked. "But… but- THE BREAST! She's a woman!" "NANI!?" "Unintentionally I grabbed her breast… in the gang there's at least one woman!"

Ranma and Miroku stared at each other and then glared at him, "Feh! What is it?" "We didn't know you molested the females thieves!" "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? Can you please repeat? I'm not sure I understood you…. It has been an accident, you morons!" "Yeah, keep saying that… " "You idiots! Now she has the jewel!" esclaimed Ranma.

~SILENCE~

"Oh SHIT!!!"

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THE MORNING AFTER, AT THE SENGOKU JIDAI BAR

"Are you tired?" "Oh, my sweet Sango-san… if only you knew!!!"

The three boys were having breakfast as they watched the beautiful sisters.

Ranma had his hands in his hair. "God, we're so stupid…." "C'mon, I'm sure you'll catch them the next time!" Kagome tried to cheer them up. Inuyasha smiled sweetly at her, watching her soft smile and her beautiful raven hair. 'She's so cute… '

"But a member of the gang is a woman" he said. Akane and Sango watched him carefully "How you know it?" "Because I, unintentionally, touched her breast." "Nani!?" Akane and Sango were shocked and were staring with VERY wide eyes at Kagome 'Maybe I should have told them… '

Inuyasha watched their reactions, while Ranma and Miroku were laughing so loud they had small tears in their eyes.

"Feh, what did I have said?"

to be continued ~

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