InuYasha Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Trading Perverts ❯ The Day Happosai isn't a Pervert, is the Day Hell Freezes Over! ( Chapter 2 )

Wow this story is doing well! I've got to continue writing this! I don't know how long this will be though. Since the switch is only for a week, it probably won't have more the 10 chapters! R+R and enjoy!

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The Day Happosai isn't a Pervert, is the Day Hell Freezes Over!

Feudal Japan

Kagome and Sango were in a horror movie! Happosai just wouldn't stop hitting on them! The two girls groaned. Why wasn't InuYasha helping them? Oh yah, Happosai would toss him in the air anytime he tried to help. Kagome then got an idea. "Hey Happosai, want to play a game?" She asks. Happosai smiles.

"Sure, what kind of game?" He asks.

"I was thinking of truth or dare!" Kagome says and explains the game.

"Sounds fun!" Happosai says.

"OK, I'll start!" Kagome says, "Happosai, truth or dare?"

"DARE ME!" Happosai yells with a big smile on his face. Kagome has an evil grin on her face now.

"I dare you NOT to be a pervert for an entire 24 hours!" She says and starts to laugh evilly. Happosai looks like he got ran over by 100 elephants, tossed in pig poop, thrown into the artic ocean, and then struck by lightning.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He cries, "If I'm not a pervert for that long, hell will freeze over!"

"I'm sure it will!" InuYasha says.

"If it does I'll give you Kagome's underwear." Sango says. Kagome has horror written all over her face.

"YOU WOULDN'T DARE!" She yells. Sango laughs nervously.

"I was just kidding." She says. Happosai still looks the way he did when Kagome told him his dare.

Ranma's World

Miroku woke up. He stretched. Akane then walked in. "Good morning, Miroku!" She says. Miroku smiles.

"Good morning, my beautiful Akane!" He says. Akane looks like some told her that her favorite show was cancelled.

"Who said I was yours?" She asks. Miroku laughs nervously.

"I was just kidding." He says. He then leaves.

"Where are you going?" Akane asks. Miroku turns around.

"To find a woman to bear my child." He says and heads into town. Akane sweat drops.

'Oh boy!' She thinks.

Feudal Japan

It has been 15 minutes since Happosai got his dare, and already he was going insane. "Must not be perverted!" He mumbles, "Must not hit on pretty girls!" Sango was staring at him.

"Heh, heh heh! Are you having trouble doing your dare?" She asks and loosens up her Kimono in front of Happosai. Happosai looks like he's about to explode.

"Must resist temptation!" He mumbles. InuYasha was staring at the two.

"Sango, you shouldn't tease him, even if he is the biggest pervert ever!" He says. Shippo was laughing at all this.

"He's funny!" He says. Kagome laughs.

"Well right now he's funny anyways." Kagome says as she slowly lifts up her skirt. Happosai then faints from presser in his head.

Ranma's world

Miroku was in town. He then spots a beautiful young girl and walks over to her. "Excuse me." He says.

"Yes?" The girl asks.

"You see this demon cursed my family and one day this curse will kill me. So if I'm unable to kill this demon, will you bear my child to carry on the family mission?" Miroku asks. The girl looks shocked.

"Sorry, but if I was that desperate, I would of gone to the bachelor show a few days ago!" She says and leaves. Miroku then spots another woman.

Feudal Japan

The gang stopped at Kaede's village. Kaede comes out and sees Happosai. "Who's he?" She asks.

"Old hag, I'd like you to meet the dirty old man, Happosai!" InuYasha says. Happosai looks at Kaede.

"Good looking at her will get perverted temptations out of my head!" He says, "She's so wrinkled up, I'll be scared for a day!" Kaede stares at him with her one eye.

"Are you insulting me?" She asks. Happosai nods. Kaede then grabs a stick and beats up Happosai with it.

Ranma's world

Miroku was back at Tendo dojo with a few to many slap marks. Ranma looks at him. "What happened?" He asks.

"Oh I was asking women to bear my child so they slapped me." Miroku responses. Ranma sweat drops.

Feudal Japan

The gang was walking through a forest. Happosai was sighing a sigh of relief. The day was almost over and tomorrow he could be a pervert again. InuYasha then stops. "What is it, InuYasha?" Kagome asks.

"Kikyo." InuYasha says. Kikyo then appears.

"InuYasha, join me in hell!" She says. Happosai looks at her.

"I wouldn't want to go there if I were you. Hell will soon freeze over." He says. Kikyo looks at him.

"And why would it?" She asks.

"Cause I'm not being a pervert!" Happosai replies. InuYasha growls at Kikyo.

"I don't like you anyways! I like Tache!" He says. (Yah! He likes me the most!) Kikyo looks confused.

"Who's Tache?" She asks. (My dog! I just use my dogs name for my nickname!)

"Isn't Tache the girl that brought me here?" Happosai asks. InuYasha nods.

"Yah and she forced me to like her!" He says, "Now to kill this bitch!" He says as he unsheathes Tetsusaiga and slices of Kikyo's head.

"Yah! She's dead! Now let's go to sleep!" Kagome says. The whole gang goes to sleep.

The next morning

Happosai woke up. 'I did it!' He thinks, 'I went a whole day with out being a pervert! Now to hit on Sango!' He then runs up to Sango and jumps into her Kimono.

"GEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She screams.

With Kikyo

Kikyo wakes up in a land of ice. "Where am I?" She asks. The devil then appears.

"You're in hell!" He says. Kikyo looks around.

"Why's there ice down here?" She asks.

"Oh since that fool, Happosai wasn't a pervert for an entire day, hell freezed over!" The devil says. Kikyo looks shocked.

"That old guy was right!" She says. So Kikyo spends eternity in a freezed over hell.

TBC…

LOL! You probably weren't expecting hell to really freeze over, were you? Now R+R!