InuYasha Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ An Inuyasha and Kenshin Comedy ❯ A Very Interesting Day ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

By meiscrazy4_Sesshoumaru

A/N: ok every1 i no it took me a long time to update but i was busy with school and homework and crap like that so here is where i make it up to you all by writing a long ch. 1 also very funny i hope read on and enjoy! ^_^

Ok just so you know the guys have been in the home for awhile now, it being summer and all. The foster parent Keade was drinking tea and thinking about the funny children she had to look after. She then started to remember their uh different life stories. Inuyasha was caught one day walking into town and stealing food since he was living in the forest he was 10 at the time, Miroku also age 10 found out about his parents and left the care of the wise old monk who died shortly after and with him the only form of a father Miroku had. A drunk one, but a father figure nonetheless. Sano and Kenshin were also 10 and boy were they a handful when they got there talking trash, breaking stuff, skipped school, did a number on her favorite china dishware, what was worse about it was that Inuyasha and Miroku started to do the same. Now they were preteens and keade was getting to be too old to look after them. Just then someone pulled up and Keade saw it was Mrs. Higarashi from social services, with a very beautiful Kagome in the back along with her equaly beautiful cousin Kaoru Kamaya along with two other girls she did not know. Keade was thankful the boys were at school still or she would have a big fight on her hands.

Mrs. Higarashi: "Hello Keade, how is everyone here? Those boys didn't give you any trouble did they?"

Kaede: " Well at first it was a challenge now they have grown up somewhat better then when they were 10."

Mrs. Higarashi: " That's good. Oh um I was wondering if you could keep an eye on Kagome and her friends for me. Something big happened at work and I'm on call along with my sister so I don't know when I'll be back."

Keade: " Oh I don't mind I could use the extra help and besides I have plenty of room Kanna, Kagura, Hakudoshi, and Rin have been adopted so yes I would be happy to."

Mrs. Higarashi: " Oh thank you Keade you are a life saver! Oh Who adopted little Rin she was always happy when I saw her here."

Kaede: Oh um I believe his name was Sesshoumaru, you remember him Inuyasha's older brother."

Mrs. Higarashi: " Oh yes I do Inuyasha never wanted to talk about him much. Oh dear look at the time i got to fly goodbye Keade and thank you again."

Kaede: Goodbye dear and take care."

Kagome then introduced Keade to her cousin Kaoru and her friends the twins Sango and Ayame Takashi the only differences were their hair colors Sango's was brown, she was full human and Ayame's were a red orange color, she was wolf demon.

Meanwhile in the living room, Inuyasha and the guys were having a little conversation on their own which was not going well. They had all decided that Kenshin's room would be the best because Inuyasha's was a mess, Sano's was under construction, and Miroku's well ( full of pervertedness - _- (Sigh). So no one would dare go in there if they didn't want the shock of their lives.

Inuyasha: "What a stupid day! even detention sucked."

Miroku: "ha ha I still can't believe you said you'd take that hor Kikyo to the dance this is gold!" Miroku said as he fell out of his chair laughing his ass off not noticing the death glare Inuyasha was giving him. Finally Inuyasha just stood up and knocked Miroku out just as Kenshin and Sano walked back in with their snacks.

Kenshin: " It's about time you knocked him out he was starting to get annoying."

Inuyasha: " Starting to! He was beyond annoying 5 hours ago, like you!" With that they started to fight throwing punches, kicks, and turned into a big fight. Meanwhile outside Kaede was still talking to the girls larning all about them when they suddenly heard a big "crash" inside the house. So they ran to see what is happening and that was when Inuyasha and Kenshin busted out the door rolling around and then suddenly they looked up and saw the most beautiful girls they ever seen. An akward silence passed then Inuyasha said

Inuyasha: " Uhh...... Hi

Meanwhile Sano was dragging Miroku back to his room momentarily forgetting the not to go in Miroku's room rule. Sano threw him on the bed and made the mistake of looking up.
Sano: " Oh shit! I'm blind!" He runs to his room and locks his door. A couple minutes later Miroku woke up with a slight headache and looked around "Is this my room..... yep wait why is my door open.... oh shit!" He ran to his door and shut it and then very randomly started to sing about naked girls. In the other room Sano was in a fetal position and saying over and over " Find a happy place, Find a happy place, Find a happy place!" That was how Inuyasha and Kenshin found him two hours later when it was time for dinner. That was when Kenshin said

Kenshin: " Inuyasha? judging from the way he looks I think he saw Miroku's room."

Inuyasha: " No shit sherlock lets deMirokufy him before he starts seeing crap thats not there."

Kenshin: " Alright but we will be late for dinner."

Inuyasha: " Who cares I can't stand Keade's slop anyway it smells like roadkill."

Kenshin: " oh? well I heard that miss Kagome is cooking tonight."

Inuyasha: " Really? I wonder if she is a good cook?"

Kenshin: " Inuyasha stop drooling and help me deMirokufy Sano."

Inuyasha: " I do not drool stupid what about you and that Kaoru girl?" At this Kenshin blushed a little and Inuyasha got his chance for payback
" I knew it you like her admit it"

Kenshin: " No comment" So afer a few more comebacks they finaly set to deMirokufying Sano.

Later at dinner they had all met and the girls were all told about Miroku's lecherous ways and not to look in his room. Then Sango was going to sit by Ayame but that was also by Miroku! She bravely went to sit down untill Inuyasha said " No Sango, Don't sit there!" " AHHH! PERVERT! "SMACK" " Don't you ever do that again lech!" Sango yelled as she gave Miroku her special evil eye look. Miroku sweatdropped and said " My dear Sango please forgive me," as he took her hands and said what all the guys dreaded, " Will you bear my children Sango?" (Inuyasha, Kenshin, Sano, -_- sigh Not again) Sango: WHAT!? WE ARE TOO YOUNG FOR THAT YOU PERVERT!" " SMACK"
Sango: "Humph! If you would excuse us Lady Kaede, come on ladies I've suddenly lost my appatite." With that the girls all followed Sango to help her cool off. First Kagome, then Kaoru, and last Ayame whom each smacked Miroku when passing him. Miroku then had four handmarks not just one which left him swirly eyed for a minute or two. Then Inuyasha said " Damn you really pissed Sango off and I thought I was bad." Miroku looked pissed and said,

Miroku: " You are enjoying this arn't you?" he asked his eye twiching, to Inuyasha he looked like he finaly cracked.

Inuyasha: " Umm.... Yes! It is funny ya know. Sango was the first girl who didn't swoon at your touch. For example that girl uh in seventh grade who was like "Oh Miroku do you mean it? I would love to marry you and have lot of childr..."

Miroku: One time only! I only did that once, I swear I never saw her again!" He was turning red as a tomato and all the guys saw it

Inuyasha/Kenshin/Sano: "SURE!" They said mockingly which started another fight only this one had food flying everywhere and four dirty, laughing guys on the floor not noticing Kagome standing there visibly shaking with anger.

Kagome: " HEY RETARDS ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN THAT UP OR DO I HAVE TO WATCH YA!"

They all looked up and instantly saluted to her all exept Inuyasha. (figures -_-)

Inuyasha: " Clean that mess?! That is your job wench!"

Kagome: What did you call me?!

Inuyasha: "Wench!" " Ya got a problem with that!"

Kagome: "Yes! Actually I do jerk!"

So thats what began the arguement while everyone else got popcorn and watched the show. However, no one noticed how Inuyasha and Kagome managed to get so close that their noses where almost touching.

Kagome: " UGHH! Why do you do this to me I did nothing to you to make you angry except yell but that was nessicery (sniff sniff) to stop.... you .....guys from fighting." With that she started to cry which happened to be Inuyasha's weakness.

Inuyasha: "Don't cry! I hate that!" He then surprized her and everyone else when he instantly kisses her to shut her up. The guys drop their popcorn, and the girls faint. Ayame falls into Sano's arms, Sango falls into Miroku's arms, and Kaoru falls into Kenshin's arms. After the kiss and the guys dragging the girls to their rooms, Inuyasha and Kagome were alone. (oh boy)

Kagome: " Wha What was that about?" she asked breathlessly

Inuyasha: " You wouldn't shut up so I had to improvise what better way for a girl to shut up then to be kissed by the guy she was yellin at." Kagome wasn't paying attention her mind obviously on other things. Inuyasha continued to rant until he heard what she said

Kagome: " You have very cute dog ears Inuyasha. I think I wanna touch em'." She was reaching for his ears

Inuyasha: "Huh? Kagome noooohhhhhhhmmmmmm" When all of a sudden he started to purr then caught her wrists and said " Don't do something you'll regret."

Kagome: "What oh sorry!" she pulled her wrists back and then started to blush and turned so he wouldn't see that she actually wanted to touch his ears. She then thought oh kami he is a good kisser i wish he knew my feelngs oh well they should stop because I 'm not here forever even though I wish it could be different. I can tell he wants the same thing but UGHHH damn this pride but OMG! can he kiss! OHHHHHHH I WANT MORE UGHHH I 'm starting to sound like the pervert EWWWW! Unknown to her Inuyasha was thinking something like that too. OHHHHHH damn she is hotttttt especialy whan she is mad UHHHH damn this pride I WANT HER OMG I sound like Miroku damn stupid perverted monk I still want to kiss her again So he did which lead to those two to be basically making out on the couch. Just then someone walks in and shouts

" KAGOME!"

Kagome: " MOM!?

Inuyasha: "Shit"

TO BE CONTINUED





A/N Woah long chapter well for me anyway i should be going to bed now so
R@R and tell me how it was bye for now

Signed
meiscrazy4_ Sesshoumaru











< br>













< br>













< br>













< br>













< br>