InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ ~:~ Kagome's Cousins. ~:~ ❯ Meet Rei, My Cousin who's also a Sailor Senshi! ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha……wait for it……waiiiiiiitttt foooorr it…….WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

 

Ramblings: Okay, be warned. This is a crossover of Final Fantasies 7 8 and 9 and Sailor Moon Stars.

 

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~:~ Kagome's Cousins ~:~

 

 

“He's too strong!” Sango cried.

 

“We're doomed! That's it! Game over! Game over man!” Miroku whined. Sango ran up and held onto the front of his shirt while she pimp slapped him.

 

“Miroku! Stop it! It's embarrassing!”

 

Kagome sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose as she saw Inuyasha, the love of her life….. Getting smacked around by a tentacle of Naraku.

 

We are so screwed….

 

Her arrows wouldn't work, Sango was pimp slapping Miroku into unconsciousness, and Inuyasha was getting his but handed to him by a tentacle. A friggin' tentacle.

 

Add to the fact that she was flunking school, had little to no social life, and had a crazy stalker named Hobo (or was it Homo? No, maybe it was Mofo? She really couldn't remember…) well….stalking her, this was a pretty crappy day.

 

Something was nagging at the back of her mind though.

 

It's like I know someone who can kick Naraku's ass with an arrow…has the power of fire…..is a Shinto priestess like me…is in love with a blonde crybaby…oh wait!

 

“I know!” Kagome cried, inspiration striking her like…like…

 

A car smashed through the front of her house, completely demolishing the wall.

 

“What the hell!?!” Kagome shrieked.

 

…Yeah. Like that.

 

She reached in to the pocket of her jeans (sometimes there was a time for miniskirts…this was not the time…) and whipped out her Motorola Razr.

 

She flipped it open and scrolled down her contacts list, finally finding her number.

 

Hitting speed dial, Kagome put the cell phone to her ear, growling when an annoyingly female voice said,

 

We're sorry, you must dial a one or zero in front of this number. Please hang up and try again.

 

Grumbling, she did as the voice commanded, cursing when the same response came. The screams of agony weren't helping much either.

 

“SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMMIT!!!!” she screamed at her friends.

 

Everyone, including Naraku, froze.

 

“Thank you!” Kagome said sweetly.

 

She dialed again, satisfied to hear someone pick up this time.

 

“Moshi moshi, Hino Rei speaking.”

 

“Rei-chan? Remember me? “

 

“Holy shit! Kagome-chan? Is that you?”

 

“Yep.”

 

“Wow! How long has it been?”

 

“I dunno…like….13 years? Anyway, I know that when you transform into Sailor Mars-“

 

“Whoa whoa whoa! How did you know that I'm Sailor Mars!?”

 

“I didn't. You just told me.”

 

“…Dammit! I hate it when you do that!!”

 

“Can you help me out? Pleeaaaaseeeeeeee Rei-chan!!!”

 

“Tch. Fine.”

 

“Squee! Okay, now, point your phone's antenna at you.”

 

There were rustling sounds of the phone being handled. Kagome pointed the antenna of her Razr at the ground and hit the hidden button labeled, `Teleport'. There was a bright light and some corny special effects, then POOF!!

 

A girl stood there, long black hair reaching the back of her thighs. Lavender eyes widened as she saw the wiggling tentacles that made up Naraku's lower body.

 

“HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!” the girl shrieked.

 

“How do you think I feel?” Inuyasha commented dryly, being strangled by said tentacles. Suddenly, he cheered up. “Hey! I finally got a line in this!”

 

“THIS is your problem?!” the girl wailed at Kagome.

 

Sango, who just finished pimp slapping poor Miroku, whispered to him, “Don't they sorta…look alike?” Miroku shook his head.

 

“She looks more like Lady Kikyo.” He said, looking at the girl's miko garb…or more importantly, the butt clad in them. Sango glared, and then pimp slapped Miroku…again.

 

“She looks like Kagome!” she growled.

 

“She looks like Kikyo!” Miroku whimpered.

 

Sango raised the Hirakotsu. “She. Looks. Like. Kagome!!!”

 

“AAAAAA!!” Miroku shrieked as he ran away from Sango and her Boomerang-of-Doom.

 

“Mars Crystal Power Make Up!” the girl cried as she was lifted into the air and spun around…naked.

 

“YES!!” Miroku yelped as Sango slammed her Hirakotsu into his skull, knocking him out.

 

Kagome scoffed and muttered “show-off.” at her cousin.

 

Once Sailor Mars had finished transforming, she glared at Naraku and said, “Bye.”

 

“FLAME SNIPER!!” Sailor Mars released her flaming arrow at the dark half-demon.

 

“Ha!” Naraku scoffed. “What can that possibly- HOLY SHIT!!!”

 

Poor Naraku was hit by the magical arrow and burst into flames.

 

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”

 

Sango and Inuyasha looked at Naraku, then at each other, then at Naraku.

 

“Well,” Inuyasha said as Naraku rolled on the ground, wailing `Stop, Drop, Roll!' several times, “I should've seen that coming.”

 

“Yeah,” Sango agreed wincing as Naraku rolled on a very sharp rock , “that's got to hurt…”

 

“Thanks Rei-chan!” Kagome said to her look-a-like cousin. Normally these types of things would freak people out, but hey. Kagome had spent nine seasons with her clay-pot twin. She was used to it.

 

“No sweat.” Rei said, stretching. “I needed a workout. This has been my first gig since Stars ended.”

 

“How's the whole, `Unrequited Love' thing going with you and Usa-chan?” Kagome asked.

 

Rei winced. “Not too good. She still has a thing for Mamo-baka.”

Kagome placed a sympathetic hand on her cousin's shoulder. “I know the feeling.”

 

Rei and Kagome both sighed as they dwelled on their unrequited, angsty love lives, cursing their creators all the while.

 

 

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Ramblings: This is just going to be a short story, maybe 4-5 chapters long. I was just noticing that several heroines from different series have long black hair and look mysteriously like Kagome.

 

EX: Rei/Sailor Moon - Jeez, they look so alike! Especially in the first Inuyasha movie and in the manga!

Tifa/FF7- An older Kags with big boobs.

 

Riona/ FF8- See above.

 

Dagger/FF9- long black hair and brown eyes…hmmm, yep! Sounds like a Kagome to me!