InuYasha Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Drunken Iron Monkey ❯ Let's Go Shopping, Sessho! ( Chapter 3 )

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Sorry for the delay! ENJOY!

Drunken Iron Monkey - Let's Go Shopping, Sessho!

Legato woke up early and got dressed. He left the blinds closed so the sun wouldn't wake Sesshomaru, who was still asleep until he heard noises.

Footsteps, squeaking floor boards, and chingy buckles. He became annoyed when Legato was wrestling to get his belt on in the dark.

"What the hell is wrong with you? Why must you wake me from my slumber?" Sesshomaru sternly asked sitting up.

"My apologies. I was just preparing to buy some supplies. Care to join me?"

Now Sesshomaru was wide awake. "Yeah… whatever."

Legato peeked at Sesshomaru from the corner of his eyes admiring his physique. Sesshomaru reached for his shirt and sluggishly slid it on.

"Exactly what kind of supplies are we looking for?"

"It's almost Christmas, haven't you realized? I'm buying gifts for everyone under Knives! And don't worry, I haven't forgotten about you!" Legato winked.

"So should we head to the music store first? I wanna get Midvalley a new neck strap for his sax. OR this hot thong for Knives. I've noticed he's been eyeing them for a while."

Sesshomaru waited for Legato to say what he was getting for him, but it never came. They went to the mall first and looked in the women's section for Knives' tiny thong. Right when they entered a familiar smell alerted Sesshomaru. It was Inuyasha and that pesky girl! He looked around all paranoid as Legato pranced off into his little world full of Christmas spirit and joy. "Where are you?" He said under his voice. A while later, Legato snatched his arm and pulled him over to some skimpy g-strings. Sesshomaru raised a brow and Legato held out a black one, stretching it a bit.

"Ya know… you'd look pretty sexy in this one." Sesshomaru gave a faint smile. Their expressions faded when they heard Inuyasha's voice. He tried to walk away, but Legato held him tight. "Where do you think you're going?"

Sesshomaru just glared at him. "It's none of your concern."

Just then, Inuyasha busted out from some racks. "Ah-Ha! I knew I smelled a stinky dog!" "I take it, you haven't wiped your ass this morning." Sesshomaru tried to walk away again, but Legato's grip only got tighter.

"What are you doing here?!"

"Shopping maybe." A bit of irony could be heard in his voice.

Legato interrupted "Okie! Okie! How about this one? Look it has butterflies?"

"Looks colorful. He'll love it. Can I go now?" He let go and went back to browsing.

Sesshomaru walked away only to be followed by his annoying half-brother. He tried his best to ignore the idiot and went to buy a pretzel at the food court.

"Wait! What were you doing looking at g-strings?"

"…chomp.. chew-chew-chew….." He was still ignoring Inuyasha.

Inuyasha stared at his brother. "Damn… Is it THAT good?"

"….*more chewing - more ignoring*.."

Sniff... "Can I have a piece?"

Sesshomaru raised a brow at his brother and took a while to examine his face. Inuyasha really did want a piece. Still eating, only 1/3 of the pretzel still remained; he got up and walked around. `I take that as a no' He followed Sesshomaru not saying a word. He threw away the wrapper when he finished eating and looked at his brother staring back at him.

"What?!" He finally talked.

Sniff… "I wanted a piece and you ate it all.." Inuyasha made his adorable puppy face.

Sesshomaru looked away and looked back. He tried hard not to give in. "Stop it."

"… I want a pretzel. Feed Me!" Inuyasha pointed to his mouth wide open. "PRETZEL!"

Sesshomaru rolled his eyes and walked to a bookstore. He took his time looking around trying to ignore the foul stench of that damn dog. `Is he still following me?'

`Now's the time to annoy the hell outta him!' Inuyasha peeked at Sesshomaru from behind a shelf. When Sesshomaru looked back, he vanished and ran to the other side. He moved to another spot and Inuyasha followed. Inuyasha started whispering stupid things only Sesshomaru could hear. "Psst… you have hairy palms. You smell like fart. Why are your ears all pointy? Can I see that book after you?" He went on and on. Sesshomaru got tired and went back to see Legato. A very annoyed look was on his face and Inuyasha chuckled when he saw Sesshomaru try to get away. Inuyasha followed right behind him.

When they got back, Legato and Kagome were babbling about the latest fashion and which thongs were the best. Sesshomaru and Inuyasha's mouths dropped.

"Oh! I love that outfit Kagome! I need to know where you got it!"

"There's a whole selection near the Sean John section! Want me to show ya?"

"Yeah!" Before they went off, Inuyasha grabbed Kagome's arm. "We're leaving now!"

Sniff… "So… Did you find that thong you wanted?" asked Sesshomaru.

"Actually, I couldn't make up my mind so I bought a couple."

"But, I was having fun? I made a new friend!" Whined Kagome.

"A new friend? Why are you talking to this guy? He's Sesshomaru's friend!"

"You're so jealous… gosh lighten up!" Inuyasha pulled her to the exit.

"Ugh, I gotta go Legato, talk to you later!" "Bu-Bye!" He waved at her.

Sesshomaru glared at him. "What was that all about?"

"Ohhh nothing! I think we should go, too. Ready to go?"

"…. Yeah… whatever."

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