InuYasha Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Drunken Iron Monkey ❯ Black and Blue ( Chapter 5 )

Author's Note

Okie. A few parts really happened in my experiences. I found it kinda funny when I looked back on it. ENJOY!

* Drunken Iron Monkey - Black and Blue

Sesshomaru arranged a night out just for the two of them. They were going bowling and nothing was going to ruin their night. They walked down to the bowling alley together. Sesshomaru went straight to the lanes until a young man over the counter shouted to them. "Wait! You have to rent bowling shoes, dude!" The two went over to the counter. "What are your shoe sizes?"

"10." "11." The man went to get their sizes and came back handing one to Legato and then Sesshomaru. Legato took his boots off and slid the bowling shoes on. "It's a little tight." He tried to wiggle his toes under the pressure. Sesshomaru wrinkled his nose. "I'm not wearing this crap!"

The young man behind the counter heard him and replied "But sir, you have to if you want to bowl." He pointed to a sign on the wall. "Regulations, dude."

"No. It smells like corn chips. I refuse to put these on my feet." Legato ran back to Sesshomaru with two bowling balls he got from somewhere. "Hey look, my balls are black and blue!" Sesshomaru just looked at him. There was a long pause. "…. Fuck you… that was funny."

Sesshomaru wrinkled his nose and threw the musty shoes at the man hitting him on the head. "I don't need them." The man looked angry. "Fuck off! I'm just trying to do my job!"

"A job? Here? Did you go to college?" Tears were forming at the corner of his eyes. "No… Why do you think I'm here?!" He covered his face and ran to the back, crying. Vash popped out of nowhere. "You're so mean!" Miroku was right behind him. He had a plate of nachos and munched them down. Vash grabbed a handful of nachos. "Hey! Share!"

Legato shook his head and sighed. Sesshomaru was too busy wiggling his toes and looking at Legato's feet. He took a big whiff. The stench made him dizzy. He used one hand to rub his temples and closed his eyes. Miroku grinned. When Sesshomaru wasn't looking he threw a chip at him. The cheese made the chip stick to his face. He turned to Vash and played innocent before he was caught. Sesshomaru opened his eyes and raised a brow. "Who the hell did that? What is this on my face?"

Miroku fought back the laughter building up. Vash didn't know what he was talking about. "Ew! What's that on your face, man?" Vash pointed to it and had his finger almost touching Sesshomaru's nose. Miroku nudged him forward and Vash ended up poking Sesshomaru in the eye. "Ahh!" Sesshomaru rubbed his eye and growled.

Just then Knives walked in and looked around. `Where is Legato?' Legato spotted him and didn't want to bother the others. "Okie! You three have fun! I'm going bowling now!" He waved and left Sesshomaru to their torturous games. Miroku slowly moved toward his subject, trying not to be noticed. Sesshomaru stopped rubbing his eye and watched Legato leave. He met with another man that looked just like the man in front of him. "Oh! Hello brother!" Vash called out. "Brother?"

"Yeah, that's my brother, Knives!" Miroku stared at Sesshomaru. He stared back and started rubbing his eye again. He saw the huge grin on Vash. Miroku poked Sesshomaru real hard. It felt more like he was being stabbed by his nail. Sesshomaru glared at Miroku and grinned innocently at him, then Vash poked the moon on Sesshomaru's forehead. Miroku reached up and poked the same place. "Stop it!"

Miroku and Vash went on a rampage and poked the hell out of Sesshomaru. Somehow he managed to fall to the ground. They kept poking and poking. Sesshomaru tried to crawl away, but the just followed and poked. He crawled to where Legato was talking to Knives and reached out a hand. "HELP MEEEEE!"

Legato just kept talking to Knives like he didn't hear anything. "AaaahhhhhhhhH!" Sesshomaru screamed. "I'm dying!" By now Vash and Miroku were stomping Sesshomaru into the ground. He screamed louder. This time, more like a woman. His cry for help was disturbing the others. One guy yelled out at them. "Cool IT, man! GEEZ…"

Miroku and Vash busted out in laughter. Sesshomaru dusted himself and sat at a table. "I feel so abused…"

"Legato, I really like that thong you got me!"

"Well, it took me a while to find it!" Legato smiled. Sesshomaru wanted to know Knives. He got up and interrupted the two. "Excuse me, but where were you when I cried to you?" He looked at Legato with that emotionless face of his.

"What? You never cried to me." He looked puzzled.

"Yes, I did. You didn't even look at me to see what was going on!" Legato still didn't know what he was talking about. "Ahem.." They were wasting his time.

"Oh! Of course." Legato knew exactly what Knives meant. "Sesshomaru, this is Knives. Knives, Sesshomaru!" They glared at each other. Legato looked at the two back to back. He got nervous and his eyes grew wide from the tension.

Miroku and Vash hid behind a couch just in front of the trio. They giggled at Miroku's `cunning' plan. Vash popped his head out for a second and ducked back down. He took a rubber band from his pocket and positioned it on his finger. He took his aim and flung it across the room. It smacked Knives right in the face. Knives' face started twitching. He looked down and saw the rubber band lying near his feet. Anger started building up in him. His eyes widened and he grinned devilishly toward Vash's direction. < Our favorite maniac is back! > He slammed his fists at the couch they hid behind. "Here's Knivie!" He caught the two cracking up and then attempting to scramble away. Legato sweat dropped and Sesshomaru raised a brow. "You prefer this psycho over muah?"

< Sorry, but Knives is going to have to leave my fiction soon due to excessive abuse. Thanks for reading! Don't forget to review! > EDGE