InuYasha Fan Fiction / Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ From The Realm Anaki's Warped Mind: It's Party time! ❯ ...-_-+, you know what? Screw the original storyline, I'm going to randomized script mode. ( Chapter 5 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer: Um...well I don't really own anything here,
except Kaja, Reiyu, the house, RC#16 and other stuff.
Author Note: Since I'm getting sick of typing RC#17, Shelby is back to normal size now.
Chapter Five: ...-_-+, you know what? Screw the original storyline, I'm going to randomized script mode.
Shelby: I can't die, I have a wife and three kids!
Kychri: O.o You're a lez?
Shelby: No, you weirdo I'm a guy! -pulls off costume to reveal she's a he.- (Don't kill me for this Shelby. ^^;)
Kychri: Holy crap! -gasps in shock-
Jacquelyn: -in U.S army uniform- Okay, prepare for war you maggots!
Sicle: We aren't in the U.S army. -kisses Joey-
Jacquelyn: Shut up and stop kissing your fellow solider, private! -holds him at gunpoint-
Sicle: -sweatdrops and snaps into a salute- Sir, yes, sir! I mean Ma'am!
Jacquelyn: -withdraws gun and places on shoulder- That's better maggot, now move! Hup two, hup two! -marches outside to face the wrath of the tellies and barnies.- Come on you other maggots, this is war, not some da** british teatime!
Everyone else: -drinking tea- Oh, we're sorry, we could've sworn it was. -put on uniforms and follow-
Marik: I'll send them to the Shadow Realm!
Shelby: Oh no you don't mister, no Millenium Rod for you! -snatches rod away-
Marik: But mommy! I can't be evil without my rod!
Shelby: That's good.
Marik: -cries, then remembers something and pulls a chocolate millenium rod from his belt- Feel the wrath
of my chocolate man-eating Winged Dragon! -Ra appears and roars-
Yami: OMG! CHOCOLATE!- devours-
Marik: T_T NOOOOOO!
Yami: -more bouncey than a kid on a trampoline- ANYONEGOTANYMORECHOCOLATE?INEED
MORECHOCOLATE,THEYUMMYKINDWITHTHEALMONDS!CHOCOLATE! -races up and out the stairs in a
mad search for chocolatey goodness-
Jacquelyn: -out of army mode- Yami! -chases him-
-Tellies and barnies flood the basement-
Shelby: I'm still too young to die! -drinks random rum bottle #1-
Marik: You're too young to drink too! Legal age is 21! -takes rum-
Shelby: Mine!!!
Marik and Shelby fight over the rum as the abominations get closer.
Tsume: This is so stupid. -goes over to wall and pulls switch, abominations stop and confetti falls around him-
Random Voice #67: You win, welcome your new MISS AMERICA!"
Random runway appears, Tsume (in a dresss) walks down it daintily, tiara on his head and a bouquet of roses in his arm.
Tsume: -in a high voice- OMG! There are so many ppl to thank! The academy, my girlfriend, and everyone, you're all so nice! -sniffle-
Everyone else's jaws drop to the floor.
Kaja: Sh**, someone please get him, I'm getting a headache listening to this mindless drivel.
Kychri goes up and her and Tsume start singing 'Somewhere, over the rainbow'
Reiyu: oO.Oo It's horrible! Ahh! -locks self in weapon closet with earmuffs over his head-
Joey: Okay dere youse guys, youse gots to be stopping dis nows.
Kychri & Tsume: -continue to sing-
Jacquelyn: -still chasing a sugar high Yami-
Tellies/Barnies or Abominations: -still frozen in middle of floor-
Joey: Whys does I bother? -goes to seek comfort with Sicle-
Sicle: -pulls him away from the madness and chaos, looking deep into his eyes- Joey, do you love me?
Joey: -looks to floor-
Sicle: Who?! Tell me, please, who else do you love?!
Joey: Michael...
Sicle: Michael who Joey, who?
Joey: Jackson...
Sicle: Nooo! I'm gonna kill him that child molesting bas****!
Joey: -in old-timey southern type suit- No, Wilma Jean, I'm a not gonna let you!
Sicle: -in a dress- But Paw, I gots to, to avenge the family name! -takes shotgun off rack and runs out into rain-
Joey: Wilma Jean! -hears gunshot and races outside, picks Sicle up from the mud- Wilma Jean?! -shakes Sicle, no response-
Why?! Why!!!!!!!!!
Sicle: -opens eyes- Why what?! Does this mean you love me again?
Joey: -hugs him tight and nods- Yes, this crazy scene made me realize that.
Sicle: Aw, poor baby. -pulls away and leads him into random bedroom #3,948-
Noise comes from the bedroom a few minutes later. Not gonna describe much of anything, will just do this:
Joey: Ohh, Sicle, it hurts, pull it out, pull it out!
Sicle: If you'd quit fighting it, it wouldn't hurt so much, now relax.
Joey: Oh...that's much better. -squeaking of bedsprings can be heard.- :and leave for your sick minds to think of the rest.
Kychri: -does voodoo on a Darcia doll, pokes in butt with needle-
Darcia: -somewhere in a fluffly land of pink hell- Ow! WTF?! Could this day get worse? -pink clouds start raining pink lemonade-
I 'had' to ask...
Kaja: -getting a sleeping Reiyu out of closet-
Reiyu: -muttering in sleep- Hmm, my dear, no thank you, I wish for no more pancakes.
Kaja: -sighs and takes him upstairs to bed-
Yami: -bursts back in with wheelbarrow full of chocolate-
Jacquelyn: -out of breath behind him- He...raided...all the...candy stores....in....town! It...took forever....to persuade him to....come back here.
Yami: -eats chocolate-
Tsume: -eyes chocolate hungrily-
Kychri: Oh no....
Yami & Tsume: -fight over chocolate-
Kychri: Aw, noone wants to see Tsume on a sugar high, it's scary....
Tsume: Gets hands on chocolate, stuffs down throat, digests, gets sugar in bloodstream- HAHAHA! I'M THE DARK OVERLORD OF
EVERYTHING FLUFFY! -random plushies appear outta nowhere-
Shelby: No you aren't! I am! -random plushies appears, including a Youko Kurama one-
All the girls(yes, Kaja too): Youko! -proceed to fight over rights to Youko plushie-
Plushie: -sings- I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my pants, too sexy for myself.
Boys: Ew...
Girls: Hell yeah you are, take it off, take it off!
Plushie: -takes off shirt-
Girls: -stuff money in his belt-
The girl in the white fighting suit appears once again.
Anaki: Nooo, they've corputed you, my poor Youko!
Plushie: I still love you!
Anaki: No, it's too late, go, go be with those whores you were stripping for!
Girls: WHAT DID YOU CALL US?!
Anaki: Oops...-disappears again, the youko plushie clambering onto her shoulder as she fades out-
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RC#16: Hey, why wasn't I mentioned?!
Kaja: You aren't important.
RC#16: T.T
Joey: -still in bedroom with Sicle-
Girls: -in a swamp trying to find Anaki-
Anaki: -underwater with a bamboo stick for air-
Yami: Chocolate Fairies! -chases-
Tsume: Hey, those are mine! -also chases-
Flamey: -burns Jacquelyn-
Jacquelyn: -throws Flamey in the Nile-
Kaja: NOOO! -rescues and does CPR- breathe da** you, breathe!
Flamey: -wakes up and breathes- You saved me!
Kaja: I'm never letting you go! -hugs-
Reiyu: -snore- Mmm, yes my dear, yes, I would like more crumpets. -snore-
Flamey: -choking and turning blue- Review!
except Kaja, Reiyu, the house, RC#16 and other stuff.
Author Note: Since I'm getting sick of typing RC#17, Shelby is back to normal size now.
Chapter Five: ...-_-+, you know what? Screw the original storyline, I'm going to randomized script mode.
Shelby: I can't die, I have a wife and three kids!
Kychri: O.o You're a lez?
Shelby: No, you weirdo I'm a guy! -pulls off costume to reveal she's a he.- (Don't kill me for this Shelby. ^^;)
Kychri: Holy crap! -gasps in shock-
Jacquelyn: -in U.S army uniform- Okay, prepare for war you maggots!
Sicle: We aren't in the U.S army. -kisses Joey-
Jacquelyn: Shut up and stop kissing your fellow solider, private! -holds him at gunpoint-
Sicle: -sweatdrops and snaps into a salute- Sir, yes, sir! I mean Ma'am!
Jacquelyn: -withdraws gun and places on shoulder- That's better maggot, now move! Hup two, hup two! -marches outside to face the wrath of the tellies and barnies.- Come on you other maggots, this is war, not some da** british teatime!
Everyone else: -drinking tea- Oh, we're sorry, we could've sworn it was. -put on uniforms and follow-
Marik: I'll send them to the Shadow Realm!
Shelby: Oh no you don't mister, no Millenium Rod for you! -snatches rod away-
Marik: But mommy! I can't be evil without my rod!
Shelby: That's good.
Marik: -cries, then remembers something and pulls a chocolate millenium rod from his belt- Feel the wrath
of my chocolate man-eating Winged Dragon! -Ra appears and roars-
Yami: OMG! CHOCOLATE!- devours-
Marik: T_T NOOOOOO!
Yami: -more bouncey than a kid on a trampoline- ANYONEGOTANYMORECHOCOLATE?INEED
MORECHOCOLATE,THEYUMMYKINDWITHTHEALMONDS!CHOCOLATE! -races up and out the stairs in a
mad search for chocolatey goodness-
Jacquelyn: -out of army mode- Yami! -chases him-
-Tellies and barnies flood the basement-
Shelby: I'm still too young to die! -drinks random rum bottle #1-
Marik: You're too young to drink too! Legal age is 21! -takes rum-
Shelby: Mine!!!
Marik and Shelby fight over the rum as the abominations get closer.
Tsume: This is so stupid. -goes over to wall and pulls switch, abominations stop and confetti falls around him-
Random Voice #67: You win, welcome your new MISS AMERICA!"
Random runway appears, Tsume (in a dresss) walks down it daintily, tiara on his head and a bouquet of roses in his arm.
Tsume: -in a high voice- OMG! There are so many ppl to thank! The academy, my girlfriend, and everyone, you're all so nice! -sniffle-
Everyone else's jaws drop to the floor.
Kaja: Sh**, someone please get him, I'm getting a headache listening to this mindless drivel.
Kychri goes up and her and Tsume start singing 'Somewhere, over the rainbow'
Reiyu: oO.Oo It's horrible! Ahh! -locks self in weapon closet with earmuffs over his head-
Joey: Okay dere youse guys, youse gots to be stopping dis nows.
Kychri & Tsume: -continue to sing-
Jacquelyn: -still chasing a sugar high Yami-
Tellies/Barnies or Abominations: -still frozen in middle of floor-
Joey: Whys does I bother? -goes to seek comfort with Sicle-
Sicle: -pulls him away from the madness and chaos, looking deep into his eyes- Joey, do you love me?
Joey: -looks to floor-
Sicle: Who?! Tell me, please, who else do you love?!
Joey: Michael...
Sicle: Michael who Joey, who?
Joey: Jackson...
Sicle: Nooo! I'm gonna kill him that child molesting bas****!
Joey: -in old-timey southern type suit- No, Wilma Jean, I'm a not gonna let you!
Sicle: -in a dress- But Paw, I gots to, to avenge the family name! -takes shotgun off rack and runs out into rain-
Joey: Wilma Jean! -hears gunshot and races outside, picks Sicle up from the mud- Wilma Jean?! -shakes Sicle, no response-
Why?! Why!!!!!!!!!
Sicle: -opens eyes- Why what?! Does this mean you love me again?
Joey: -hugs him tight and nods- Yes, this crazy scene made me realize that.
Sicle: Aw, poor baby. -pulls away and leads him into random bedroom #3,948-
Noise comes from the bedroom a few minutes later. Not gonna describe much of anything, will just do this:
Joey: Ohh, Sicle, it hurts, pull it out, pull it out!
Sicle: If you'd quit fighting it, it wouldn't hurt so much, now relax.
Joey: Oh...that's much better. -squeaking of bedsprings can be heard.- :and leave for your sick minds to think of the rest.
Kychri: -does voodoo on a Darcia doll, pokes in butt with needle-
Darcia: -somewhere in a fluffly land of pink hell- Ow! WTF?! Could this day get worse? -pink clouds start raining pink lemonade-
I 'had' to ask...
Kaja: -getting a sleeping Reiyu out of closet-
Reiyu: -muttering in sleep- Hmm, my dear, no thank you, I wish for no more pancakes.
Kaja: -sighs and takes him upstairs to bed-
Yami: -bursts back in with wheelbarrow full of chocolate-
Jacquelyn: -out of breath behind him- He...raided...all the...candy stores....in....town! It...took forever....to persuade him to....come back here.
Yami: -eats chocolate-
Tsume: -eyes chocolate hungrily-
Kychri: Oh no....
Yami & Tsume: -fight over chocolate-
Kychri: Aw, noone wants to see Tsume on a sugar high, it's scary....
Tsume: Gets hands on chocolate, stuffs down throat, digests, gets sugar in bloodstream- HAHAHA! I'M THE DARK OVERLORD OF
EVERYTHING FLUFFY! -random plushies appear outta nowhere-
Shelby: No you aren't! I am! -random plushies appears, including a Youko Kurama one-
All the girls(yes, Kaja too): Youko! -proceed to fight over rights to Youko plushie-
Plushie: -sings- I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my pants, too sexy for myself.
Boys: Ew...
Girls: Hell yeah you are, take it off, take it off!
Plushie: -takes off shirt-
Girls: -stuff money in his belt-
The girl in the white fighting suit appears once again.
Anaki: Nooo, they've corputed you, my poor Youko!
Plushie: I still love you!
Anaki: No, it's too late, go, go be with those whores you were stripping for!
Girls: WHAT DID YOU CALL US?!
Anaki: Oops...-disappears again, the youko plushie clambering onto her shoulder as she fades out-
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RC#16: Hey, why wasn't I mentioned?!
Kaja: You aren't important.
RC#16: T.T
Joey: -still in bedroom with Sicle-
Girls: -in a swamp trying to find Anaki-
Anaki: -underwater with a bamboo stick for air-
Yami: Chocolate Fairies! -chases-
Tsume: Hey, those are mine! -also chases-
Flamey: -burns Jacquelyn-
Jacquelyn: -throws Flamey in the Nile-
Kaja: NOOO! -rescues and does CPR- breathe da** you, breathe!
Flamey: -wakes up and breathes- You saved me!
Kaja: I'm never letting you go! -hugs-
Reiyu: -snore- Mmm, yes my dear, yes, I would like more crumpets. -snore-
Flamey: -choking and turning blue- Review!