InuYasha Fan Fiction / Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ From The Realm Anaki's Warped Mind: It's Party time! ❯ ...-_-+, you know what? Screw the original storyline, I'm going to randomized script mode. ( Chapter 5 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer: Um...well I don't really own anything here,
except Kaja, Reiyu, the house, RC#16 and other stuff.

Author Note: Since I'm getting sick of typing RC#17, Shelby is back to normal size now.

Chapter Five: ...-_-+, you know what? Screw the original storyline, I'm going to randomized script mode.



Shelby: I can't die, I have a wife and three kids!

Kychri: O.o You're a lez?

Shelby: No, you weirdo I'm a guy! -pulls off costume to reveal she's a he.- (Don't kill me for this Shelby. ^^;)

Kychri: Holy crap! -gasps in shock-

Jacquelyn: -in U.S army uniform- Okay, prepare for war you maggots!

Sicle: We aren't in the U.S army. -kisses Joey-

Jacquelyn: Shut up and stop kissing your fellow solider, private! -holds him at gunpoint-

Sicle: -sweatdrops and snaps into a salute- Sir, yes, sir! I mean Ma'am!

Jacquelyn: -withdraws gun and places on shoulder- That's better maggot, now move! Hup two, hup two! -marches outside to face the wrath of the tellies and barnies.- Come on you other maggots, this is war, not some da** british teatime!

Everyone else: -drinking tea- Oh, we're sorry, we could've sworn it was. -put on uniforms and follow-

Marik: I'll send them to the Shadow Realm!

Shelby: Oh no you don't mister, no Millenium Rod for you! -snatches rod away-

Marik: But mommy! I can't be evil without my rod!

Shelby: That's good.

Marik: -cries, then remembers something and pulls a chocolate millenium rod from his belt- Feel the wrath
of my chocolate man-eating Winged Dragon! -Ra appears and roars-

Yami: OMG! CHOCOLATE!- devours-

Marik: T_T NOOOOOO!

Yami: -more bouncey than a kid on a trampoline- ANYONEGOTANYMORECHOCOLATE?INEED
MORECHOCOLATE,THEYUMMYKINDWITHTHEALMONDS!CHOCOLATE! -races up and out the stairs in a
mad search for chocolatey goodness-

Jacquelyn: -out of army mode- Yami! -chases him-

-Tellies and barnies flood the basement-

Shelby: I'm still too young to die! -drinks random rum bottle #1-

Marik: You're too young to drink too! Legal age is 21! -takes rum-

Shelby: Mine!!!

Marik and Shelby fight over the rum as the abominations get closer.

Tsume: This is so stupid. -goes over to wall and pulls switch, abominations stop and confetti falls around him-

Random Voice #67: You win, welcome your new MISS AMERICA!"

Random runway appears, Tsume (in a dresss) walks down it daintily, tiara on his head and a bouquet of roses in his arm.

Tsume: -in a high voice- OMG! There are so many ppl to thank! The academy, my girlfriend, and everyone, you're all so nice! -sniffle-

Everyone else's jaws drop to the floor.

Kaja: Sh**, someone please get him, I'm getting a headache listening to this mindless drivel.

Kychri goes up and her and Tsume start singing 'Somewhere, over the rainbow'

Reiyu: oO.Oo It's horrible! Ahh! -locks self in weapon closet with earmuffs over his head-

Joey: Okay dere youse guys, youse gots to be stopping dis nows.

Kychri & Tsume: -continue to sing-

Jacquelyn: -still chasing a sugar high Yami-

Tellies/Barnies or Abominations: -still frozen in middle of floor-

Joey: Whys does I bother? -goes to seek comfort with Sicle-

Sicle: -pulls him away from the madness and chaos, looking deep into his eyes- Joey, do you love me?

Joey: -looks to floor-

Sicle: Who?! Tell me, please, who else do you love?!

Joey: Michael...

Sicle: Michael who Joey, who?

Joey: Jackson...

Sicle: Nooo! I'm gonna kill him that child molesting bas****!

Joey: -in old-timey southern type suit- No, Wilma Jean, I'm a not gonna let you!

Sicle: -in a dress- But Paw, I gots to, to avenge the family name! -takes shotgun off rack and runs out into rain-

Joey: Wilma Jean! -hears gunshot and races outside, picks Sicle up from the mud- Wilma Jean?! -shakes Sicle, no response-
Why?! Why!!!!!!!!!

Sicle: -opens eyes- Why what?! Does this mean you love me again?

Joey: -hugs him tight and nods- Yes, this crazy scene made me realize that.

Sicle: Aw, poor baby. -pulls away and leads him into random bedroom #3,948-

Noise comes from the bedroom a few minutes later. Not gonna describe much of anything, will just do this:

Joey: Ohh, Sicle, it hurts, pull it out, pull it out!

Sicle: If you'd quit fighting it, it wouldn't hurt so much, now relax.

Joey: Oh...that's much better. -squeaking of bedsprings can be heard.- :and leave for your sick minds to think of the rest.

Kychri: -does voodoo on a Darcia doll, pokes in butt with needle-

Darcia: -somewhere in a fluffly land of pink hell- Ow! WTF?! Could this day get worse? -pink clouds start raining pink lemonade-
I 'had' to ask...

Kaja: -getting a sleeping Reiyu out of closet-

Reiyu: -muttering in sleep- Hmm, my dear, no thank you, I wish for no more pancakes.

Kaja: -sighs and takes him upstairs to bed-

Yami: -bursts back in with wheelbarrow full of chocolate-

Jacquelyn: -out of breath behind him- He...raided...all the...candy stores....in....town! It...took forever....to persuade him to....come back here.

Yami: -eats chocolate-

Tsume: -eyes chocolate hungrily-

Kychri: Oh no....

Yami & Tsume: -fight over chocolate-

Kychri: Aw, noone wants to see Tsume on a sugar high, it's scary....

Tsume: Gets hands on chocolate, stuffs down throat, digests, gets sugar in bloodstream- HAHAHA! I'M THE DARK OVERLORD OF
EVERYTHING FLUFFY! -random plushies appear outta nowhere-

Shelby: No you aren't! I am! -random plushies appears, including a Youko Kurama one-

All the girls(yes, Kaja too): Youko! -proceed to fight over rights to Youko plushie-

Plushie: -sings- I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my pants, too sexy for myself.

Boys: Ew...

Girls: Hell yeah you are, take it off, take it off!

Plushie: -takes off shirt-

Girls: -stuff money in his belt-

The girl in the white fighting suit appears once again.

Anaki: Nooo, they've corputed you, my poor Youko!

Plushie: I still love you!

Anaki: No, it's too late, go, go be with those whores you were stripping for!

Girls: WHAT DID YOU CALL US?!

Anaki: Oops...-disappears again, the youko plushie clambering onto her shoulder as she fades out-
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RC#16: Hey, why wasn't I mentioned?!

Kaja: You aren't important.

RC#16: T.T

Joey: -still in bedroom with Sicle-

Girls: -in a swamp trying to find Anaki-

Anaki: -underwater with a bamboo stick for air-

Yami: Chocolate Fairies! -chases-

Tsume: Hey, those are mine! -also chases-

Flamey: -burns Jacquelyn-

Jacquelyn: -throws Flamey in the Nile-

Kaja: NOOO! -rescues and does CPR- breathe da** you, breathe!

Flamey: -wakes up and breathes- You saved me!

Kaja: I'm never letting you go! -hugs-

Reiyu: -snore- Mmm, yes my dear, yes, I would like more crumpets. -snore-

Flamey: -choking and turning blue- Review!