InuYasha Fan Fiction / Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ From The Realm Anaki's Warped Mind: It's Party time! ❯ A very merry (late) christmas and a 'cookie-filled' (also late) new years! As well as a happy valent ( Chapter 9 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer: Um...well I don't really own anything here,
except Kaja, Reiyu, the house, RC#16 and other stuff.

A/n: You, the Reader: -gripe, gripe, gripe, bitch, bitch- why no updates?

Me, the very unwell author: I am 'not' feeling good right now and unless you want me to open a can of 'cookie-poke fu' (and yes it's real) on you then shaddup, sid-down and read your bloody comp screen.

Chapter Nine: A very merry (late) christmas and a 'cookie-filled' (also late) new years! As well as a happy valentine's day! (kidding, i'll work on a late v-day chapter later)

Shelby: Merry Christmas! -goes around putting wreaths on everyone's neck-

Everyone: -trying to open presents-

Kychri: -sighs and goes out of the living room onto a random balcony-

Tsume: -knows she wants to be alone and continues tearing into his present with his teeth-

Shelby: -puts fake reindeer antlers on him- Cuuuuute!!!!

Tsume: -growls and tries to shake them off-

Shelby: HAHA! They're taped on! -holds up roll of tape-

RC#16: This is degrading.... -is the angel ontop of the christmas tree-

Reiyu: -snickers quietly behind hand-

RC#16: -pulls hammer from Hammerspace and pounds the tree into the ground, proceeding to hunt down Reiyu-

Reiyu: -locks self in closet-

Tsume: -tries to eat a box of dusty chocolates that have appeared on the floor in front of him-

Yami: Noooo! Mine!!! -snatches most of it and devours-

Tsume: -eats the rest while glaring at Yami-

Yami: -grins and runs around with a sugar high-

Tsume: -stares into choco box-

Chocolate: -singing 'Silent Night: A chocolate production-

Silent night, chocolate night! All is melty, all is light, round yon chocolate mother and child, holy almond so tender and mild! Sleep in chocolatey peace, sleep in chocolatey peace!

Tsume: -shrugs and continues to eat chocolate-

Chocolate: Ahhhh! Mommy!

Mother of all Chocolate Bars appears dun, dun, dun....it's an old lady made of chocolate.

M.C.B: Why are you eating me chilren?

Tsume: -breaks off her leg and runs into a random closet-

M.C.B: Hey you dumb wolf, get back her with meh leg!

Yami: -attacks her-

Marik: -attacks as well-

Screw it, everyone attacks her.

Everyone: Rahhh! -munches on choco-mom-

M.C.B: Ahhhhhh! I'm melting, I'm melting!!!No...wait...I'm being eaten, what a cruel world of cliche!

Baby chocolates: -singing 'Bye, bye Mother Dearest' in A minor'-

Tsume: -eats her leg and finishes opening his present- Nooooooooooo! -it's a pink leather suit-

Kychri: -laughs her ass off-

Everyone: -sings 'The Christmas Song'- (my version is below)

'Chestnuts burning on an open fire,
Hiei-chan slashing at your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by Botan,
And Bui dressed up like an Eskimo.

We all know roast spirit beast and some mistletoe,
Help to make the season bright.
Tiny foxes with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Karasu's on his way;
He's loaded lots of Kurama's tortures on his sleigh.
And every sadist is going to spy,
To see if he gets to play tonight.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To readers from one to ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
Stay away from sadists, yes I mean you!'
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Anaki: Totally awesome chappie!

RC16: For once, I agree.

Kaja: -gasps- It's the apocalypse! Run! -runs away-

RC16: -laughs- Review! -laughs louder-