InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Youko Kurama Interview! (YYH) ( Chapter 1 )

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Disclamer: I do not and will not ever own any of the characters in this fan fiction. I do own Kisa and thats it.
Anime Interview

Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime characters
from all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do it
with a smile! My first guest here is Youko! Please welcome, Youko Kurama to the
studio!

*Youko walks out and looks at everyone who is clapping for him.*

Kisa: Ah... welcome to the show Youko. Please sit down.

*Youko sits down and a loud fart noise blows from the chair. Everyone stares*

Youko: What the- I swear it wasn't me!

Kisa: Uh huh... thats what they all say.

Youko: *growls* Whatever...

Kisa: Ok, First question, Is it true you are romanticly involved in Hiei's life?

Youko: What? No! W-who told you that?!

Kisa: Rumors... and some people tell me there are hints... *wink* *wink*

Youko: Why would I love my best friend?

Kisa: Hmmm... I dunno, next question. Have you or have you not had sex with a guy?
*coughs* Hiei.. *coughs*

Youko: No! I like girls! Guys are not my type!

Kisa: Are ya sure?

Youko: Yes...

Kisa: Are ya really sure?

Youko: Uh.. yea...

Kisa: Ok! Next question! Are you a virgin?

Youko: I think?

Kisa: How can you not know?!

Youko: O_O What was the question?

Kisa: I dunno I forgot.

Youko: >.< Whatever

*a long 2 minute silence*

Youko: Helloooo...

Kisa: What... oh yea!! I remember the question! Are you a dog?

Youko: No, I'm a spirit fox.

Kisa: *gasp* Your a fox of a spirit?

Youko: ?_¿ huh?

Kisa: No.. wait.. your not a dog.. your a fox..

Youko: Nooo I said I was a-

Kisa: o.O But you just said you were a fox.

Youko: No, I said I was a spirit fox you moron.

Kisa: Oooooh.... so you ARE a fox...

Youko: NO! I said SPIRIT FOX!!

Kisa: I know...

Youko: *glares at Kisa*

Kisa: Are you married?

Youko: No.

Kisa: Why?

Youko: Because I am not ready to settle down and have a family.

Kisa: So your wild?

Youko: No, I just don't want a family.

Kisa: Never?

Youko: Nope! Well... at least not any time soon.

Kisa: Ok.. have you ever seen Shuuichi naked?

Youko: O_O NO!

Kisa: *Glares suspiciously* Suuuure...

Youko: I sear I haven't!

Kisa: Would you swear it on this drink?

Youko: Depends... what is it?

Kisa: Um... some drink... I don't know I think its coke..

Youko: Hm... What's that?

Kisa: Some drink. Wanna taste test it?

Youko: Um.. no..

Kisa: *Shakes it* Hmm... smell it...

Youko: *grabbs bottle and smells it* Smells like gas.

Kisa: Gas? Hmm...

*Kisa grabs a match and lites it. Then she throws it in the bottle and throws the bottle into the audence. Youko and Kisa wait a minuet before a big explosion then they ignore it and act like it never happened*

Youko: Ooookay

Kisa: Yea... next question... What is your favorite song?

Youko: Uh.. I dunno.

Kisa: Ok.. never heard of it. Does Hiei tell you his secrets?

Youko: Yes.

Kisa: Are they personal or stupid?

Youko: Personal.

Kisa: Oooo...

Youko: ....

Kisa: Do you want some Coke?

Youko: Sure, I guess.

Kisa: Ok... *throws a bottle at him*

Youko: OW! That was my head you moron!

Kisa: Oops.. try this one. *Shakes it up and hands it to him*

Youko: *Opens it* AH! *Coke flys everywhere* Help!!

Kisa: Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime
characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!





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