InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Yusuke Urameshi Interview (YYH) ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime characters from all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do it with a smile! My guest here for the day Yusuke Ursomessi! Please welcome, Mr. Ursomessi to the studio!
Yusuke: It's not Ursomessi its Urameshi
Kisa: Hey! Weren't you one of the Backstreet boys?
Yusuke: No... who are they?
Kisa: Dunno... Sooo...
Yusuke: *Yawn* I'm just gunna sleep.
Kisa: Eh.. you do that...
Yusuke: *dozes off*
Kisa: *grabs a bicycle horn and blows it in his ear*
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Yusuke: AH!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!
Kisa: O.O Huh? Who me?
Yusuke: What was that?
Kisa: What are you talking about?
Yusuke: ... never mind...
Kisa: What's your mom's name?
Yusuke: I dunno... I forgot...
Kisa: O_O whaaat? You ARE stupid.
Yusuke: Oh well... *yawns*
Kisa: Are you really related to Raizen?
Yusuke: Yah....
Kisa: Really?
Yusuke: Yea..
Kisa: Really, really?
Yusuke: Yea...
Kisa: Really, really, really?
Yusuke: Uh... yah...
Kisa: Like the ones in the box?
Yusuke: Like what ones?
Kisa: The ones in the box.
Yusuke: What box?
Kisa: *pulls out a raisin box* This one.
Yusuke: Hm... let me see if they look like him.
Raizen: No you moron! They don't like like this. *licks finger and put it on his ass makeing a pttss sound*
Kisa: O_O
Yusuke: Um...
Raizen: *starts striping as he names the items* I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my bra,
Kisa: He has a bra?
Yusuke: I didn't know that!
Raizen: I'm to sexy for my pants, to sexy-
Kisa: O_O
Yusuke: I am offically unrelated to you!
Raizen: -for my my thong...
Kisa: OH MYGOD! STOP!
Yusuke: o_o
Kisa: GUARDS!!! HELP!!! WE GOT A PORN STAR IN HERE!
Yusuke: O_O really! Where?!
Kisa: *points to Raizen who is now naked*
Yusuke: Ewww! He's doing the booty pop!
Kisa: Oh my god! Can you do that?
Yusuke: Uh.. let me see.. *attempts to do it but it looks like he is humping he air*
Kisa: Never mind! Your guys are sick!
Yusuke: No! You told me to!
Kisa: Did not! I just asked you if you knew how, not if you would do it!
Yusuke: Oh... well at least Raizen is gone.
Kisa: Who else are you related to?
Yusuke: *shruggs*
Kisa: Barney?
Yusuke: Who?
Kisa: The purple dinosaur.
Yusuke: Ooooh... hiiim.. the purple pervert! I love him.
Kisa: Eh.. heh.. it was suppost to be a joke Yusuke... heh...
Yusuke: O_O Really?
Kisa: Uh... yea...
Yusuke: Um... he he... I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
Kisa: Heh.. get out of here..
Yusuke: What do you mean?
Kisa: Um.. go home... *points to a dumpster*
Yusuke: FINE! MAYBE I WILL! *crawls in the dumpster*
Kisa: Today is garbage day so ha! Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!~Curtons Closed~
Disclaimer: I do not own Yusuke or YYH I only own Kisa-chan!
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