InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Inuyasha Interview (Inu) ( Chapter 7 )
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Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime characters from all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do it with a smile! My guest here today is Inuyasha! Please welcome, Inuyasha to the studio!
Inuyasha: *Walks out* Hi...
Kisa: Ok, now i'm gonna let three people from the audience ask yuo a question. Anyone?
Keade: Ooo Oooo me me!!! I wanna ask something!!
Inuyasha: -_-' Shut up you old hag...
Kisa: Now, Now... be nice...
Keade: Do you strip?
Inuyasha: O_O
Kisa: Um..
Keade: I can... I was in the club with some guy named Raizen... and he taught me how to strip!
Inuyasha: You are a old hag. Old hags don't strip...
Kisa: Really... Kagome would probably be a better striper than you.
Inuyasha: WHAT?!
Kagome: No no! I'm not like that!!
Kisa: Suuuure next person that wants to ask!!
Miroku: Kisa! Will you bare my children?
Inuyasha: -_-'
Kisa: -'_'- Ah! *blushes majorly*
Inuyasha: Stupid monk. He asks everyone he meets thats a girl.
Kisa: I'm flattered Miroku but.. no. I don't bare peoples children.
Inuyasha: Eh...
Kisa: Next person.
Yusuke: Me! Me!
Inuyasha: Ugh...
Kisa: Yusuke! ^_^ Hello, whats your question?
Yusuke: Why do you have cat ears?
Inuyasha: O_O Cat ears??!! -_-*
Kisa: Yusuke, you shouldn't have said that!!
Inuyasha: I'll show you cat ears! *punches Yusuke's lights out*
Kisa: Oh boy...
Inuyasha: *Jumps back on stage* Stupid guy...
Kisa: Okay... Inuyasha guess what?
Inuyasha: Hm?
Kisa: You have a fan.
Inuyasha: So...
Kisa: Well her name is Raye maru.
Inuyasha: Ok.
Kisa: And she said... Quote "he is sooooo friggin hot, and SEXY!!!!" Unquote
Inuyasha: O.o...
Kisa: She also said you are the sexiest person in the world.
Inuyasha: Good for her.
Kisa: Well, aren't we cranky...
Inuyasha: Hmf...
Kisa: Want some ramen noodles?
Inuyasha: *ears perk up* Huh?
Kisa: Ramen noodles?
Inuyasha: ^_^ Yea! *drools*
Kisa: Ok... *gets some noodles and puts old molded bread in it*
Inuyasha: *WAITS* Hmmm....
Kisa: *gives him the noodles* Here ya go!
Inuyasha: *snatches them from her* Hm? Why is there white chunks in it?
Kisa: It's chicken.
Inuyasha: *raises eyebrow and sniffs it* Bla... it stinks!
Kisa: Just eat it. It's good!
Inuyasha: You eat it first.
Kisa: O.o Um... no.. there yours!
Inuyasha: *Pokes the mold*
Mold: *growls and blinks*
Inuyasha: Uh... the green and blue stuff winked at me!
Kisa: O_O You.. you mean it's.. a-alive?!?!
Inuyasha: It growled!
Kisa: O.o Ehem... *pokes it* OW!!
Inuyasha: WHAT??!!
Kisa: IT BIT ME!
Inuyasha: o.O Gah! *throws it*
Kikyou: Whats this? *eats it* Hm... *dies*
Kisa: Um...
Inuyasha: Kikyou!!!
Kisa: It's just a dead person...
Inuyasha: It was Kikyou!!
Kisa: So?
Inuyasha: That doesn't bother you that you have a dumpster full of dead people and the noodles barked?
Kisa: No..
Inuyasha: O.o
Kisa: We get wierd things here everyday.
Inuyasha: Did it bother you when Keade stripped?
Kisa: No. If you think that was bad... you should have been here when Raizen stripped.
Inuyasha: Who?
Kisa: *grabbs a tape and pops it in* Watch.
Inuyasha: Hmm..
Raizen: No you moron! They don't like like this. *licks finger and put it on his ass makeing a pttss sound*Kisa: O_OYusuke: Um...Raizen: *starts striping as he names the items* I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my bra,Kisa: He has a bra?Yusuke: I didn't know that!Raizen: I'm to sexy for my pants, to sexy-Kisa: O_OYusuke: I am offically unrelated to you!Raizen: -for my my thong...Kisa: OH MYGOD! STOP!Yusuke: o_oKisa: GUARDS!!! HELP!!! WE GOT A PORN STAR IN HERE!Yusuke: O_O really! Where?!Kisa: *points to Raizen who is now naked*Yusuke: Ewww! He's doing the booty pop!
Kisa: *Stops tape* See.
Inuyasha: *falls over*
Kisa: Hah... oh well were out of time! Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!
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Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime characters from all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do it with a smile! My guest here today is Inuyasha! Please welcome, Inuyasha to the studio!
Inuyasha: *Walks out* Hi...
Kisa: Ok, now i'm gonna let three people from the audience ask yuo a question. Anyone?
Keade: Ooo Oooo me me!!! I wanna ask something!!
Inuyasha: -_-' Shut up you old hag...
Kisa: Now, Now... be nice...
Keade: Do you strip?
Inuyasha: O_O
Kisa: Um..
Keade: I can... I was in the club with some guy named Raizen... and he taught me how to strip!
Inuyasha: You are a old hag. Old hags don't strip...
Kisa: Really... Kagome would probably be a better striper than you.
Inuyasha: WHAT?!
Kagome: No no! I'm not like that!!
Kisa: Suuuure next person that wants to ask!!
Miroku: Kisa! Will you bare my children?
Inuyasha: -_-'
Kisa: -'_'- Ah! *blushes majorly*
Inuyasha: Stupid monk. He asks everyone he meets thats a girl.
Kisa: I'm flattered Miroku but.. no. I don't bare peoples children.
Inuyasha: Eh...
Kisa: Next person.
Yusuke: Me! Me!
Inuyasha: Ugh...
Kisa: Yusuke! ^_^ Hello, whats your question?
Yusuke: Why do you have cat ears?
Inuyasha: O_O Cat ears??!! -_-*
Kisa: Yusuke, you shouldn't have said that!!
Inuyasha: I'll show you cat ears! *punches Yusuke's lights out*
Kisa: Oh boy...
Inuyasha: *Jumps back on stage* Stupid guy...
Kisa: Okay... Inuyasha guess what?
Inuyasha: Hm?
Kisa: You have a fan.
Inuyasha: So...
Kisa: Well her name is Raye maru.
Inuyasha: Ok.
Kisa: And she said... Quote "he is sooooo friggin hot, and SEXY!!!!" Unquote
Inuyasha: O.o...
Kisa: She also said you are the sexiest person in the world.
Inuyasha: Good for her.
Kisa: Well, aren't we cranky...
Inuyasha: Hmf...
Kisa: Want some ramen noodles?
Inuyasha: *ears perk up* Huh?
Kisa: Ramen noodles?
Inuyasha: ^_^ Yea! *drools*
Kisa: Ok... *gets some noodles and puts old molded bread in it*
Inuyasha: *WAITS* Hmmm....
Kisa: *gives him the noodles* Here ya go!
Inuyasha: *snatches them from her* Hm? Why is there white chunks in it?
Kisa: It's chicken.
Inuyasha: *raises eyebrow and sniffs it* Bla... it stinks!
Kisa: Just eat it. It's good!
Inuyasha: You eat it first.
Kisa: O.o Um... no.. there yours!
Inuyasha: *Pokes the mold*
Mold: *growls and blinks*
Inuyasha: Uh... the green and blue stuff winked at me!
Kisa: O_O You.. you mean it's.. a-alive?!?!
Inuyasha: It growled!
Kisa: O.o Ehem... *pokes it* OW!!
Inuyasha: WHAT??!!
Kisa: IT BIT ME!
Inuyasha: o.O Gah! *throws it*
Kikyou: Whats this? *eats it* Hm... *dies*
Kisa: Um...
Inuyasha: Kikyou!!!
Kisa: It's just a dead person...
Inuyasha: It was Kikyou!!
Kisa: So?
Inuyasha: That doesn't bother you that you have a dumpster full of dead people and the noodles barked?
Kisa: No..
Inuyasha: O.o
Kisa: We get wierd things here everyday.
Inuyasha: Did it bother you when Keade stripped?
Kisa: No. If you think that was bad... you should have been here when Raizen stripped.
Inuyasha: Who?
Kisa: *grabbs a tape and pops it in* Watch.
Inuyasha: Hmm..
Raizen: No you moron! They don't like like this. *licks finger and put it on his ass makeing a pttss sound*Kisa: O_OYusuke: Um...Raizen: *starts striping as he names the items* I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my bra,Kisa: He has a bra?Yusuke: I didn't know that!Raizen: I'm to sexy for my pants, to sexy-Kisa: O_OYusuke: I am offically unrelated to you!Raizen: -for my my thong...Kisa: OH MYGOD! STOP!Yusuke: o_oKisa: GUARDS!!! HELP!!! WE GOT A PORN STAR IN HERE!Yusuke: O_O really! Where?!Kisa: *points to Raizen who is now naked*Yusuke: Ewww! He's doing the booty pop!
Kisa: *Stops tape* See.
Inuyasha: *falls over*
Kisa: Hah... oh well were out of time! Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!
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