InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Kouga Interview (Inu) ( Chapter 11 )
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Disclamer: I do not and will not ever own any of the characters in this fan fiction. I do own Kisa-chan and thats it.
Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime characters
from all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do it
with a smile! My first guest here is Kouga! Please welcome, Kouga to the
studio!
Kouga: *walks out*
Kisa: Hey Kouga! How are you?
Kouga: Fine.
Kisa: Can I tell you something?
Kouga: What?
Kisa: I hurt Kagome...
Kouga: HOW?!
Kisa: O_O I threw a tiny rock at her head.
Kouga: Tiny?
Kisa: Yea...
Kouga: Huh?
Kisa: Ok it was big.
Kouga: O_O Why did you do that?
Kisa: I tried to throw it at a guy named Joey and she got in the way.
Kouga: Right...
Kisa: Ok I just randomly threw it and it it her.
Kouga: >.< Why do you keep lying?!
Kisa: I'm not!
Kouga: You just did!
Kisa: So...
Kouga: Grr...
Kisa: Have you ever had sex with Kagome?
Kouga: Uh...
Kisa: O.o
Kouga: No...
Kisa: Would you get mad if I told you Inuyasha did?
Kouga: WHAT?!
Kisa: I was just testing!!
Kouga: You better be!
Kisa: Heh... heh... ok... Why do you have a sword?
Kouga: Because I need it.
Kisa: But you never use it.
Kouga: Yes I do-.....wait... nevermind....
Kisa: ^_^ See...
Kouga: Yea... What ever.
Kisa: No... see?
Kouga: See what?
Kisa: That on your shirt.
Kouga: *looks down* No.
Kisa: *Pokes him in the eye with her finger* Ha ha! Just kidding!
Kouga: >.<
Kisa: You don't have a shirt on.
Kouga: Shut up!
Kisa: You are so stupid!
Kouga: -_-'
Kisa: *put a cone shaped hat that says 'dunce' on it.
Kouga: O_O Stop!
Kisa: Ha!!! Ha ha haaaaa!!
Kouga: >.< Stop laughing at me!!
Kisa: Haaa ha ha!!!
Inuyasha: Ha haaaa!!!
Kouga: O_O Ok your just stupid...
Kisa: *lol* He is... try interviewing him.
Kouga: You did.
Kisa: Yea.
Kouga: ...
Kisa: But I'm asking the people here, haven't you noticed...
Kouga: Uh...
Kisa: SHUT UP!!!!
Kouga: OK!! OK!! DAMN...
Kisa: ...Haven't you noticed that I have surprised every person I have interviewed?
Kouga: Uh... no?
Kisa: You weren't here stupid!
Kouga: Oh yea!!
Kisa: Look... I have surprised everyone!
~Kisa: Ok.. have you ever seen Shuuichi naked?
Youko: O_O NO!~
~Kisa: How would you know? Mukuro could have raped you.
Hiei: O_O w-what?~
~Kisa: O.o Ehem... *pokes it* OW!!
Inuyasha: WHAT??!!~
~Kisa: I know. I was just messin you stupid butt face!
Yami: O.o Riiight... Do you mind if i say something?~
~Kisa: What about oral sex with him?
Kaiba: O.O No...~
~Kisa: Because he doesn't know me.
Kuwabara: O_O~
~Miroku: She wont get pregnate!
Kisa: O.O You have?~
~Kisa: Ok. *Kicks Sesshoumaru's butt and he flies off the stage*
Sesshoumaru: O_O AHH! *flies to the ground* UMPF.~
~Kisa: This! *grabs a sword and points it to his arms*
Joey: O.O OK OK!!! I GIVE!!!~
~Kisa: GUARDS!!! HELP!!! WE GOT A PORN STAR IN HERE!
Yusuke: O_O really! Where?!~
Kouga: DAMN!
Kisa: Yea.. and I forgot one.
Kouga: Huh? Let me see.
Kisa: Ok!
~Inuyasha: Ha haaaa!!!
Kouga: O_O Ok your just stupid...~
Kouga: Uhhh....
Kisa: Well we are WAY past our time! Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!
~Curtons Closed~
Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime characters
from all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do it
with a smile! My first guest here is Kouga! Please welcome, Kouga to the
studio!
Kouga: *walks out*
Kisa: Hey Kouga! How are you?
Kouga: Fine.
Kisa: Can I tell you something?
Kouga: What?
Kisa: I hurt Kagome...
Kouga: HOW?!
Kisa: O_O I threw a tiny rock at her head.
Kouga: Tiny?
Kisa: Yea...
Kouga: Huh?
Kisa: Ok it was big.
Kouga: O_O Why did you do that?
Kisa: I tried to throw it at a guy named Joey and she got in the way.
Kouga: Right...
Kisa: Ok I just randomly threw it and it it her.
Kouga: >.< Why do you keep lying?!
Kisa: I'm not!
Kouga: You just did!
Kisa: So...
Kouga: Grr...
Kisa: Have you ever had sex with Kagome?
Kouga: Uh...
Kisa: O.o
Kouga: No...
Kisa: Would you get mad if I told you Inuyasha did?
Kouga: WHAT?!
Kisa: I was just testing!!
Kouga: You better be!
Kisa: Heh... heh... ok... Why do you have a sword?
Kouga: Because I need it.
Kisa: But you never use it.
Kouga: Yes I do-.....wait... nevermind....
Kisa: ^_^ See...
Kouga: Yea... What ever.
Kisa: No... see?
Kouga: See what?
Kisa: That on your shirt.
Kouga: *looks down* No.
Kisa: *Pokes him in the eye with her finger* Ha ha! Just kidding!
Kouga: >.<
Kisa: You don't have a shirt on.
Kouga: Shut up!
Kisa: You are so stupid!
Kouga: -_-'
Kisa: *put a cone shaped hat that says 'dunce' on it.
Kouga: O_O Stop!
Kisa: Ha!!! Ha ha haaaaa!!
Kouga: >.< Stop laughing at me!!
Kisa: Haaa ha ha!!!
Inuyasha: Ha haaaa!!!
Kouga: O_O Ok your just stupid...
Kisa: *lol* He is... try interviewing him.
Kouga: You did.
Kisa: Yea.
Kouga: ...
Kisa: But I'm asking the people here, haven't you noticed...
Kouga: Uh...
Kisa: SHUT UP!!!!
Kouga: OK!! OK!! DAMN...
Kisa: ...Haven't you noticed that I have surprised every person I have interviewed?
Kouga: Uh... no?
Kisa: You weren't here stupid!
Kouga: Oh yea!!
Kisa: Look... I have surprised everyone!
~Kisa: Ok.. have you ever seen Shuuichi naked?
Youko: O_O NO!~
~Kisa: How would you know? Mukuro could have raped you.
Hiei: O_O w-what?~
~Kisa: O.o Ehem... *pokes it* OW!!
Inuyasha: WHAT??!!~
~Kisa: I know. I was just messin you stupid butt face!
Yami: O.o Riiight... Do you mind if i say something?~
~Kisa: What about oral sex with him?
Kaiba: O.O No...~
~Kisa: Because he doesn't know me.
Kuwabara: O_O~
~Miroku: She wont get pregnate!
Kisa: O.O You have?~
~Kisa: Ok. *Kicks Sesshoumaru's butt and he flies off the stage*
Sesshoumaru: O_O AHH! *flies to the ground* UMPF.~
~Kisa: This! *grabs a sword and points it to his arms*
Joey: O.O OK OK!!! I GIVE!!!~
~Kisa: GUARDS!!! HELP!!! WE GOT A PORN STAR IN HERE!
Yusuke: O_O really! Where?!~
Kouga: DAMN!
Kisa: Yea.. and I forgot one.
Kouga: Huh? Let me see.
Kisa: Ok!
~Inuyasha: Ha haaaa!!!
Kouga: O_O Ok your just stupid...~
Kouga: Uhhh....
Kisa: Well we are WAY past our time! Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!
~Curtons Closed~